FUCKING KOJIMA WOOOOOOOOWW

Why does he actually believe he knows anything about video games when it takes him 2.5 lunodecades to figure out how to use a plunging attack in Dark Souls?

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FUCKING KOJIMA NICE PUZZLES

>>376607073
AWW KAAAWWMM OWWWN

>>376607073
FUCK THIS GAME IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT DUDE COME ON

Bugged X mechanics ahue ahue ahue

THE BOTTOM LINE IS

>GUYS HELP I'M BROKE
>LOOK AT THIS UNNECESSARY HOTEL ROOM

>>376607073
Who /therewasnothingicoulddo/ here?

>>376607262
cause he is a idiot thats it no bigger mystery behind it lol

>DSP cucks give him over $1000 to play Persona 3

>He quits the game at the last part

Is it because he's getting older or has he always been this stupid? How can you play 100s of games and still manage to get lost/stuck constantly?

>>376608528
/ifuckingdodged/ reporting in

>>376608528
/maaaaaaaaaagic/ here

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>stop using ink ribbons

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S SO STUPID AH AH AH AH AH

>>376607073

LAG OH MY GAWD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS LAG JUST KILLED ME WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

ONLINE DRAGONPUNCH

>>376608449
He is obviously not broke or has some serious money managment issues

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>>376607073
What did he mean by this?

DSP's laugh makes me want to punch him in the fucking mouth.

>>376608742
Is there any chance that he's just pretending to be retarded for the views?

>>376609135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4cR2Y3SAA

>>376609190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9YV2B5QszE

>literally starts laughing like that Risitas guy at 2:18

>DSP playing Dragon Age: Inquisition
>Assembles party with the specific goal of hunting down the large endgame dragons
>Finds his first dragon deep in woods
>Battle is going well, dragon down to 90% health, barely any damage in his party
>Dragon flies into air and takes several passes back and forth blowing fire all over the area
>Several of DSP party members down, DSP panicking
YEAH THAT'S REAL FUCKING FAIR HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK
WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
COME ON
HE'S JUST LIGHTING EVERYTHING ON FIRE FUCKING WOW
HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

Was dsp right about the kojima world order?

>>376609406
>Shattered Dimensions
>Scorpion fills the arena with poison
>Scorpion jumps to a higher part of the arena
>DSP just sits in the poison instead of leaving
>dies

WOW THAT'S FAIR

>>376609450
>DSP
>right

Pick one and only one.

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>>376609265
topkek

Are you spergs really discussing his ineptness in video games? I'm only sometimes watching him to see the sociological ramifications of his actions, who gives a fuck about video games fuck this place.

Is his business done?

>>376609265
Did he ever respond to this and try to bullshit his way out of it?

>>376609667
>who gives a fuck about video games

Classic /v/.

>>376609883
JUST SCRATCHING MY LEG, DUDE

He admitted in the end when it became ridiculous to deny and famous Youtubers called him out on it.

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>makes people so fucking furious they compile multi-hour length playthroughs of his footage littered with snipes and butthurt remarks
>doesn't pander to his fanbase, overtly calls them faggots
>gloats that a game isn't hard when he actually manages to beat it

DSP is literally /ourguy/ and you can't disprove it

his life is so sad to the point that I rather be Anthony Burch than him

How long before 1, Leanna leaves his ass, or 2, he commits suicide and blows up his house

>>376609883
he was scratching leg and "doing various things"

but later on he tried to kill the meme himself by always making jokes about "finishing" or "beating" games

>>376610010
die

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>>376610028
>MFW when I'm not DSP

>>376610010
he is definitely a mirror to the average /v/ anon

>>376610041
bout half a year

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>>376610082
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

>>376610010
>DSP is literally /ourguy/ and you can't disprove it

Yeah, he's a retarded faggot alright.

>>376610082
Yep your butthurt confirms he is /our/ guy

Has there ever been a bigger cuck?
>Girlfriend talks down to him during his livestreams
>She's more than likely cheating on him
>He almost cried when he found out about her fake engagement ring

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friendly reminder the lightning returns unboxing was his magnum opus

friendly reminder dsp is a comedic genius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc

>>376610257
Probably.

>>376610191
die

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>>376610257
Anthony still exists, so yes.

>>376610356
stay mad, dsp barneyfag

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>>376610281
>haven't seen this
>go to comments

holy shit based DSP

>>376610281
Fucking wtf lol, I can't believe I never saw this. I'm crying lol.

>BSV has given atleast 10000$ in Twitch cheers to DSP

>>376610010
>actually admiring this turbo-autist

>>376610795
I think his post was implicating self shaming.

>>376610480
some unintended satire, at most

>>376610281
>unboxing
>forgets to open the box
>actually got paid for this shit

I don't know whether to be angry or amazed.

>>376610795
>>376610893
peeved redditors detected
When's your next three-hour compilation of all the shit chadsydechad did that troubled you coming out lads

BASEDDDD

>>376611064
Redditors don't self shame, they think they are better than the average 4channer, you must return to your subrueddit

>>376611221
>Redditors don't self shame

How would you know?
Go back

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>>376610281
>15 minutes
>all he does is talk
>fire alarm doesn't stop
>doesn't even touch the box
Fuck me jesus christ and he's still fucking going

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>>376607073

>>376611396
Post the gay bar one.

>>376609198
At this point, no.

>MAH BIZNES
>AH AH AH AH
>KWALETY KAHNTENT
>OKAAAY
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHAT

>>376610281
best video ever

>>376611489
AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS

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>>376610281
Why the fuck does he not unbox the game? All he does is talk about the fucking alarm for FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES I don't know why I'm laughing my ass off

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>>376610281

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>>376611298
By the pics faggots post here
Get rekt kiddo

>>376610281
>average /v/ thread

>>376611560
you have to return to r/videogames

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>>376611350
Never mind he touches the box 12 minutes in, AND THEN SHOWS HOW HE PUT TOILET PAPER BETWEEN THE CRACKS ON HIS DOOR TO MUFFLE THE ALARM

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>>376611803
>Gets fucking rekt
>Y-YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Nothing better than delicious tears and denial for breakfast I say

>>376610281
Why doesn't he wait for the alarm to turn off??

>>376611979
please go back Mr. Wong

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>>376610281
>unboxing video
>it's not even any kind of special edition box
>records while the alarm is blaring instead of after getting it fixed
>never actually opens the box
>Machinama put their logo on this

It just keeps getting better.

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>>376612042
Here have this pity (You)
I'll go get breakfast now

>>376612134
enjoy your sushi Mr.Wong

>>376608689
So true. I want to believe there's some way to cure it but he's waaaay in too deep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s71MBQvXeQ

Prepare for autism

>>376607262
>>376608689
>>376612258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvVPdyYeaQU&spfreload=5

>>376607262
The same way posters on /v/ think they know shit about games

>>376612042
Damn, how do you manage to get that BTFO on an indonesian rice cooker forum?

>>376612317
what in the fuck

>>376612317
>those cringe introductions with each one of these nerds trying to be funny
>a literal group founded on the basis of hating DSP
>spending 7 hours and 19 minutes of your life podcasting for this cause

They are literally worse than DSP. This is pure cringe.
If DSP upsets people THIS much I like him now.

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>Check Youtube
>Recemmended for you
>DSP Tries it: Unhealthy lifestyle
>DSP Triest it: begging for money
>DSP Tries it: Being a man
>DSP Tries it: bullying
>DSP Tries it: paying bills

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>>376607073
>plays a game with one of the biggest amount of dialog
THE GAME NEVER TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO
>codec rings
SHUT UP

to be fair, I'm jealous, I wish I had half the self confidence of that, he could shot himself in the foot and blame someone else

>>376610082
he is so right though
its funny when people link some 40+ minute video of this guy

>>376612653
>samefagging
>trying this hard

My apologies I truly upset you

>>376612317
what would these losers do without dsp around

What's your favourite DSP video?

Here is mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRDTKu_Cvj4

cahman support my patron WOW a detractor dude nothing i could do!

>>376612678

Well, 'upset' is not really the word to use. It's more like they calmly show every single way and reason that he uses is Fucking wrong. Broken down so that a 5 year old could understand it.

Dsp is the one that gets upset from them, not the other way around. So by your logic, you should like them now.

>>376612916
What a fucking scumbag

Who will committ suicide first, Spoony or DSP?

>woman comes on screen
>ah ah ah look at her tits bruh ah ah ah

>>376613008
DSP. If things keep on the way they are for him, he's gonna blow up his house with him and Panda inside.

>>376612963
No you're definitely upset, SoKast.

I need your help baying my bills okeeey

>>376613049
*snorts*

>>376608348
*SNORTS*

>>376612963
nah dude he's right they're mad as fuck
They sound calm because it's an environment they can control and that's what they want to convey.
But if you're literally dedicating 7 fucking hours of your time to gathering a group to discuss how a dude is a dickhead then that dickhead has upset you.
seven hours dude
s e v e n h o u r s
that's upset

>>376613135

Ah yes, the 'No U' defense. However can I compare? :^)

>>376613296
Make another 7 hour video to complain about me?

What is it with DSP bitching which makes it so addicting?

I listen DSP's rants during work as background noise.

>>376613183
>>376613192
*clears throat* OKAY

youtube fucked me AGAIN

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>>376613296
>>376613374
SoKast blown the fuck out
How will they ever recover in under 7 hours

>>376613374

Fucking Kek.

>>376613257
They secretly want his dick

>>376607262
He's a retarded narcissist living in his own fantasy world. Its a potent combination.

I think what he's doing is playing everything out in his head and then throwing a huge fit whenever what's happening on the screen doesn't match up.

BASED PHIL

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>>376613505
This is literally the only conclusion I feel is reasonable
They just want Phil-Senpai to notice them
who wouldn't desu

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>leaves his current mcn curse
>tries to go to some other mcn for managed status
>shit backfires horibly as they quickly find out who he is and cancel their dealings
>starts lying and backpedaling saying he never went there
>goes solo with a spoofed second ad sense account
>makes even lesss money than with curse
>suddenly sok find out who the other mcn was
>not only that they get the ceo and manager on their stream to laugh at dsp together

so far this has been the best dsp arc hands down

COMPLETELY UNEARNED

THE CONTROLLER JUST RANDOMLY DROPS MY INPUT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>SoK in this thread

lol

>>376609516
No, its

WOW, THE GAME JUST BUGGED
DID YOU SEE THAT? THE BOSS LEAVES THE ARENA FOR NO REASON AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>376613382
UHH

>>376612881
go about their daily lives, play a bit more videogames in place of the podcast

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>>376613646
What the fuck is their problem

Tevin C here

>Spend money on hotels just to play video games and watch WWE

What is the point? You can do this at home.

>>376613815
is there a problem? to me it seems theyre just doing this for fun, because they find phils endeavors funny (some moments of his are pretty comedic) and when they have the time to get together.

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>>376607073
WOOOOOOOOOOOW

This game is challenging! I was not expecting that to happen, lol. I really love when games force me to adapt to new, unexpected situations!

>>376607073
I unironically enjoy DSP and watch his videos

AMA

>>376613815
A bunch of faggots as bad or worse than dsp.

>>376613926
7 hours
7 fucking hours

>>376613917
>telling people how to live their lives
t. SoK

>>376613926
Sup Fred

>Phil beats the chainsaw boss on his second try from thorough trial and error.
>Meanwhile streamers like DansGaming take more than a dozen times to kill him.
come on Phil deserves more viewers and $$$.

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>>376612704
>HOW THE FUCK DO I EQUIP THE SILENCER
>put on/off suppressor w/ A button
>I DUNNO

>>376613815
they really call themselves sons of "Kojima" kek

>>376614186
Honestly, I feel kind of bad for streamers -sometimes-.

If they're being retarded and miss something super obvious they're under a shitload of scrutiny by their viewers.

Don't act like you've never fucked up spectacularly in games. It's just no one was watching.

I've given up online gaming just so I don't end up in some fail compilation.

>>376614081
i dont get your point? i skipped through and they had two guests later on it seems

QUALITY KAHNTENT

>>376614081
You think they planned to go on for 7 hours? They likely messaged each other saying "were going to look into this MCM nobody has heard of. Get on Skype at this time" and went on from there. If you ever actually were interested in anything, you'd realize that time goes by really quick.

>>376613926
Hello SoKast!

>>376614183
if those people complain about having no money, then it is a legitimate suggestion to tell them not to spend money on hotels and WWE

Can you image how big of cuck you have to be to spend hours dedicated to drying up a lolcow and create communities dedicated to shitting on DSP. What a bunch of cucks. I bet you guys actually paid for DSP to play Persona 3.

>>376612678
They are definitely autistic for caring about his personal life but thanks to them I can watch compilations of his fails instead of having to watch his videos so I can't be mad at them.

>Almost 3x as many replies as original poster
The samefagging in DPS threads are always incredible, DSP dick suckers and SoKast alike.

>>376614081
Don't tell you watch this shit in one sitting. I just put it on as background noise.

>the SoKast in full force ITT

Do you ever go outside, Fred?

>>376614081
If anything, Phil should be thankful that the SoKast actually did his research for him.

>>376613008
Neither. Spoony is going to get shot by the police after threatening an officer with a knife and Phil will die in some really stupid accident.

>tfw no cute bara boyfriend like DSP to play video games and cuddle with

>>376614843
well i have work so

>>376613774
Nah, they'd probably just move on to someone else.

What is this deepest lore I'm missing out on here.
What the fuck is SoK and why should I pretend to care like you faggots.

>all these DSP defenders
I hate knowing I share a space with people that are so easily persuaded by an obvious conartist.

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>>376609450
>yfw he was right about hollywood kojima

END YOURSEVLES SOK

>>376615292
>seven hours

Get a job Fred.

>>376615143
>spends less time at work than he does getting bootyblasted by DSP

The state of Fred.

>>376615359
I believe he does have a job. He's talked about selling cell phones and its not like they podcast during working hours.

>>376615143
I dont think being cucked by DSP counts as a job.

Fred who?

>>376615458
>selling cell phones

Holy shit Freddy's a door-to-door salesman.
>works door-to-door
>lives in his car
>spends seven hours getting cucked on stream

Is this it for Five-Foot Freddy?

>seven hours
>seven fucking hours
>complaining about a man on stream

Fuck it I like Phil now. Anybody with this ability to live in people's heads is /myguy/

>>376615584
>sells cell phones
>must be a door to door salesman!
>Reddit spacing
Please just leave

>>376615584
I don't know where you live, but where I live there are dedicated stores to selling phones, some independent.

Just saying, Fred might be some cuck or he might not.

>>376615902
Sup Fred?

Two things going on right now

A 'network' that tried to 'partner' with DSP deleted its online presence soon after SoK stream that ran concurrently with DSP's stream (1000 viewers vs 250) and DSP denied that he wanted to partner with these people (well, one or two college kids that were running it as a project).

- One of DSP's subscribers keeps giving him inordinate amounts of money (yesterday he got 1000 bucks via cheers). It's quite possible that he's doing it himself or he found a whale.

Thirdly, his youtube 'career' is over and his Twitch stream barely gets over 200 viewers, a good number of those are bots.

Does anybody know Pandalee's actual real age?

>>376616641
21 or something

>Gets stuck on the Bayo tutorial for 8 minutes because hes too stupid to see a broken part of the fence the cutscene before hand showed him.


Probably the lowest point to me and the only one besides a few rare things that actually made me mad. Its almost too funny watching him play Souls games though. Not because they're particularly hard or anything but because of how much a pussy he is. Its like he doesn't want to fight anything and tip toes around everything and when he goes to fight shit wonders why his pathetic ass gets destroyed.

>>376615778
DSP is a beautiful mess of a human being. Hes always worth watching when hes playing something that takes even slight decision making because he will find a way to fuck it up and reach new lows.

Also when he plays fighting games now and gets destroyed and starts sperging he speaking in the best broken english i've ever seen. Like his brain struggles to find a way to complain like crazy.

LTG is hilarious too even more insecure then DSP somehow. And what is worse is LTG is half decent at games and tries to put himself in the spotlight. If LTG was alittle more humble and didn't seek to be competitive he would be alot more successful. But hes too insecure and doesn't have what it takes to beat great players.

The best part about DSP losing Machinima and other partners is how he reacts. He doesn't say "awww shucks" and move along and try something else. He makes this 30 minute plus videos bashing them and claiming they're irrelevant. Like he needs to tell the world "there was nothing i could do its not my fault" same with blip which was obvious as fuck should even be to him why he got kicked off.

Then he has this fake positivity shit which is just fucking darling and he keeps trying to push despite being the most vile human being alive.

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>>376612916
both parts are great

>>376609516
HEY, SHUT UP OVER THERE