>While it’s possible to play Overwatch and not pay attention

I'm really annoyed by all this porn where a slut pretends to be some dude's sister/cousin/aunt/mom

It's so obviously fake and cringey

>your ancestors died so a black girl could write articles about mentally challenged people pairing up two gay Japanese cyborgs from a game funded by jews

>video game journalism

>>376602006
It's great though, 100% pure unadulterated kinopornography

Someone was paid to write this article. Just think about that for a second.

Like, you could write an entire fucking thesis on yuri doujinshi on Touhou or yaoi doujinshi on Prince of Tennis, but that doesn't mean you should actually do it, let alone be paid for it.

Is this from Kotaku?

>>376602161

It's called the free market you communist faggot

>>376602161
This means someone, somewhere thought this article was want their readers wanted. Shit like this isn't one person, it's an entire chain of fuckups.

>>376601915
I wish shippers would be culled. They ruin everything.

>>376601915
what's with that first apostrophe in front of shipping?

>>376602245
>Free market means journalism should have no quality control
Okay.

>>376602261
It's a symptom of a much larger problem, certainly. Maybe if it was more costly to distribute information it wouldn't be so prevalent, who the fuck knows.

>>376602373

>waaaah people like things I don't like

Kill yourself, commie

>>376602261
btw,
i had this thoughts before.
Is there anything that won't have any reader?

If you shit out leftist propaganda, leftists love to read it, vice versa
If you shit out dense contents, there's people that don't like to read deep articles will read it
If you come up with extremely deep contents, there's intelligent people to read it too.
Even if you have an article entirely about statistics and numbers, You can still find readers for it.

So, Is there any article thats not what the readers wanted?

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>Gita Jackson
We all know she's schlicking to genji/hanzo, why are they paying her to write about it too?

>>376601915
>victims of incest
>victim

I didn't realize you could be a victim of a non-abusive relationship to which you gave your full consent.

>>376602358
Relationshipper, R'Shipper, 'Shipper, and now usually just Shipper. It's just showing it's a contracted word.

>>376602475

>dad fucks his underage daughter
>not abuse

Fuck off, pedo

>>376602457
>Let's flood the market with low-quality content and keep the bar at rock bottom
Go take a barbiturate overdoese, scum.

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>>376601915
>lets completely skip the fact that both genji and hanzo are men
you guys sure only the incest is wrong between them?

Lore in overwatch? Please, they only care about attractive homo guys

>>376601915
every time I see an article about overwatch on /v/ it always has a title that can be simplified to "This thing that has happened for over 10 years in video games is currently happening in Overwatch and we'll make an article out of it as if it was a new thing"

>>376601915
>black women
>implying she doesn't jill herself crazy to those fanfictions
They're all degenerates by default. Its in their genes? Have you ever seen Africa? They still live in mud huts and run around with spears.
Thats why black areas in the USA are always full of trash. They try to turn it into what feels natural for them.

>>376602570
>I lack reading comprehension

Also, that's called rape you fucking idiot, you're a victim of rape, not of incest.

>>376601915
quality journalism

>>376601915
it's called (w)incest for a reason

>>376601915
What's next? An article about how baneposting has slowed down over the last few months? Why is this an article?

>>376602570
by that logic, is there anything without a victim?
Marriage - victim of physical abuse
Relationship - same
couple sex - non-consent sex
online game - victim of online bullying
eat - victim of choke hazard

everything can trigger the very sensitive people nowadays huh?

>>376602643
WOW BIGOT

>>376602470
With the current population of people in the world I don't believe anything could be written that no one would want to read. Even if you wrote something purpose built to be unreadable people would read it for the challenge of reading it, or to see what the fuss is about. If you wrote literal gibberish there would be at least one person out there who would want to read it because the voices in their head have whispered that it's about them, or contains the colonels secret recipe in code or some-such. The issue is this idea is it assumes everyone knows of the work and is in a position to access it.

>>376602470
Majority of scientific papers aren't read by anyone.

[ - ] & sage

>victims of incest

>>376602610

>I don't like an article so it must be low quality!

Fuck off. The free market decides whether it's good or not

>>376602793
Talk about kinkshaming, amirite?

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>>376601915
>Triggered by imaginary pairings on the internet

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Imagine being such a pleb that you not only care about Overwatch, but you care about Overwatch lore too.

>>376602703
precisely. the phrenology supports it!

>>376602643
Nothing wrong with being gay. You are a bigot

>>376602006
I'm annoyed they never go full incest and it's always step mom, step daughter, step sister etc

>>376602825
Overwatch has lore?

>>376602867
>>376602765
try being gay in my country and get a respectable job all gays who are actually gay like who can't reproduce are forced to become beggars or menwhores unless if the don't hide their gayness

>>376602816
Interesting fact: if nothing but shit is ever provided, no one will be able to distinguish it from anything of actual quality. So no, the free market won't be able to decide jack shit, it'll just consume it because standards are too low to know better.
Enjoy your minimum effort content, I guess.

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>signals to victims of incest that their plight has some admirable allure

How is anyone a victim of incest? If a family member had sex with you against your will, that's just rape. You're a victim of rape. If you had sex with a family member and consented to it, you're not a victim of anything.

imagine being uptight about what video game characters some other autist masturbates too.

oh right, we're on /v/.

ok get this, imagine writing a zero effort article about this zany new internet craze called 'Shipping in Overwatch and how some autists get uptight about what video game characters some other autist masturbates too.

>>376601915
Incest shipping is probably one of the most popular thing to do. Calling it occasional is delusional.

Plus, its a gay ship, so its popular by default.

>>376602825
>>376602926
It's more ado with fanfiction being taken too seriously. Like when people would casually pass ENB or Vaatividya off as canon when it came to Souls' lore. Wouldn't surprise me if there were people who are asking Blizzard to do something about this when they have nothing to do with fans writing gay shit that happens to be popular with other fans

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I want to marry D.VA!

>>376602895
Want to know how I know you only use normalfag porn sites?

>>376602993
You can be the victim of multiple things at once. If a dude shoots me and then takes my wallet I'm a victim of murder and theft.

>>376603024
writers got deadlines and quotas too y'know

>>376602926
Precisely.

If a 16 year old seduces a teacher at her school, is she a victim of statutory rape?

>>376603151
Apparently yeah

>>376603151
Yes. And that's also true if she's the one doing the seducing.

>>376602993
Didn't you hear? Even if you consented to it it's still rape if you regret it later.

>>376603151
Yes.

Though not long ago a 14 years old got fucked by two dudes in a bathroom and the judge said that it was not rape because, essentially, she was asking for it.

>>376602978
>"You think you like it, but you don't"

hmm where have i heard that one before

>>376603151
Anon, there are places in America that will convict a 15 year old if they take a picture of their own genitals.

>>376603223
Those two dudes were probably underaged as well though, right? I'm not an American but I think the over 18 limit only applies if the guy's also an adult
>>376603196
That's exactly what I said though

>>376601915
FREE PUBLICITY
IT'S FREE
FREE

>>376603196
I thought you meant that the teacher was female and the 16 year old was a guy.

Looking into it, its not nearly as popular as McHanzo.

We have not reached Supernatural levels here.

>>376603319
wait, free publicity for OW or for incest fanfic?

>>376603285
No, they were both over 18.
>>376603375
Both

>>376602765
>>376602867
fuckin faggots ruining my board, go back to wherever you crawled from

>>376601915
>knows what "shipping" is
>is surprised by this

Ten bucks she masturbates to supernatural incest fics.

>>376602957
>>376603441
fuck off, commie

>>376603213
I've been on the targeting end of this one. It's EXTREMELY hard to get convicted or nailed for it (I've been told it has something like <1% conviction rate), but "rescinded consent" is absolutely a thing.

>that brother and sister who would wrestle a little too much and would start digging under each other's shirts until the brother would pin the sister and she would scream for help


I always felt like he eventually raped her.

>>376603615
>reddit and memey
die

>>376603615
Obvious bait aside, do people really stitch shit onto their caps in America?
When I graduated, the university just bought caps in bulk and everyone took one

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>>376601915
>This passes for games journalism in this day and age.

>>376603710
But did anybody think of the children?

>>376603615
>everybody's gonna have a tough time finding a job
That's why you go to technical school and learn welding or plumbing. You'll always be employed because no one else bothers to learn them leading to a scarcity of trained professionals.

>>376603615
Epic, I've been looking for fellow Rick and Morty™ fans on this site! Upvoted and shared my friend!

>>376602473
KNEES WEAK ARMS SPAGHETTI

>>376601915
Another quality piece of video games journalism.

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>>376603073
>Those nipples
unf

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>>376603694

>not decorating your graduation cap with vidya

Go to bed grandpa

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>>376601915

>>376603754
It's also okay if you learn something related to programming, that shit never stops being in demand
Blue collar workers are definitely living through a golden age though judging by just how much work my friends get

>>376602006
>porn is called brother fugs sister
>you never really know if they are really brothers

This must be the most abstract fetish to fap to, you gotta convince yourself that those 2 people are related without evidence

>>376603101
Nope, the wallet is incidental, the actual crime is murder. You can't be accused of two different crimes at the same time.

>>376602473
They hired her so that she could be the new punching bag now that Patricia doesn't do SJW articles anymore. I bet they are pissed that people actually seem to like Gita's nonsensical articles.

>>376604367
Have a you. You've earned it.

>>376602161
Fucking filthy commie.

>>376603085
>I use dark web stuff like motherless lol lol lol

>>376604367
>You can't be accused of two different crimes at the same time.

You do realize you can be charged and convicted of multiple crimes, right?

>>376601915
The entire purpose of this article is to bait people into arguing with each other in the comments sections so people keep going back to reply and generate clicks

Kotaku and Gawker take their lessons from 4chan trolls and baitposters

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>You will never be paid to write nonsensical gibberish like OP's article

>>376602978
>shit analogy

top kek

>>376604843
It's just a food analogy given time.

>>376603710
This is why Gamergate happened.

>>376603636
c-confirmed..

>>376602978
That requires collusion to prevent anyone from trying to stand out with better products

>>376603445
>not knowing that the best stories of spn are incest shipping.

>>376602007
worry not, all shall burn soon

>>376602006
>>376604067
I see posts like this from time to time and feel like I'm glimpsing some kind of foreign culture.
Am I right in assuming from these posts that you guys enjoy porn only (or primarily) if you believe what's happening is real and not fiction?

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>>376602007
>your ancestors died so a black girl could write articles about mentally challenged people pairing up two gay Japanese cyborgs from a game funded by jews

>>376601915
How is it incest when they're both men? They can't even have children. How is that supposed to be worse than being a faggot in general?

>>376602006
>It's so obviously fake and cringey

Are you the same guy who has to tell everyone that HotSlut17 in a game is a guy in real life too?

Yeah, you're stating the obvious. Everyone knows porn is fake, are you literally retarded or something grandpa?

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Mchanzo with genji joining in occasionally master race

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>>376607047
>tfw you find out that all states but 1 in the US allows siblings kissing, anal sex, handjobs, blowjobs but not vaginal sex and therefore male on male for siblings is 100% undeniable proof of being incapable of incest if you were to be called out on it

>>376601915
Wow, what quality journalism.

Seems like the author just discovered incest is a thing. Fucking hell, though, this shipping bullshit is the same old deal of "your ship is shit, mine is best," but now with bonus one side trying to claim they're morally better, superior people unlike those other immoral shippers.

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>>376601915
>complaining about incest on /v/

Did you get lost?

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>>376602867
>Nothing wrong with being gay

>>376602161
Im in the wrong fucking business

>>376607789
tease me daddy

>>376604367
>Be me
>Rob a bank
>Cops show up as I'm fleeing the scene
>Run a red light
>Now I'm only charged with running a red light because I can't be charged for more than one crime at a time

>>376601915
Fandom was a mistake

>Caring so much about barebones characters in a multiplayer shooter that you dream of the characters fucking and who should fuck who like it's some stupid soap opera

For fucks sake, just buy action figures and slam them together and pretend they're fucking you sad sacks of shit

>>376601915
>gay shit is allowed
>tranny shit is allowed
>incest is not allowed

what kind of logic to these people work on again? not even an incest guy but fandoms are into far worse than that and it's treated as acceptable