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What does owning a Switch feel like?

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What does owning a Switch feel like?
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winning
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>mfw I bought a switch
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>>376594132
Pretty nice

Although I sent my left joy con in for repair and noticed I don't use it much as a console
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>>376594132
feels bad man
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>>376594132

I literally contemplate suicide everytime I look at the thing.

I've been lonely and alone for all of my adult life, and finally, after fucking years of depression and lonleyness I met a woman. I brought her home, at that point I didn't even care about losing my virginity, I just wanted someone to talk too and form a semblance of an emotional bond. But when I brought her in she got all weirded out and left. I spoke to her online later trying to pretend that what happened didn't but she didn't want to talk to me, when I pressed on it's because she said she doesn't want anything to do with me because she has a history of getting into bed relationships with bad decision makers. When I asked her how that's relevant to me, she said I was a bad decision maker because she saw my Switch when it has no good games and shit specs compared to literally any other console or PC. I literally feel like killing myself every time I see it.

To make matter worse, I later saw her (this was like a month later, she works near my house it's how I even met her in the first place) with a fucking black guy the other day and I overheard him telling her about his new PS4 Pro.
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Feels like no games.
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>>376594491
The reason they look strange at you is, that the person in this picture stated that he has not 100% completed the game yet, so it turns out that he is normie in the situation and gets rejected as usual
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>>376594132
Pretty comfy. Loving Master Blaster Zero and Puyo Puyo Tetris.
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>>376594902
cringe
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you feel better than everyone else tbqh

i might even say it's more than just a feeling.
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like owning and using dildos
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Like having the next generation of Vita and waiting for more games to take advantage of it
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>>376594132
Bags of sand.
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>>376594785
Nice pasta, have a (You)
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>>376595302
>waiting for more games
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>>376594785
You impotent cuck.
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>>376594132
like getting cucked
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>>376594132
Feels pretty cool. The JoyCons are neat so you don't have to have your hands together all the time. When I played my ps4 I missed having my hands in any position.
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>>376594478
>tfw too lazy to send left joycon in for repair
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>>376594132
Handheldfag here. With a good lineup it might become my favorite system ever.
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>>376596309
This was literally my exact thoughts about the Vita, a few months after its release.
Let's hope the Switch fares a bit better.
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>>376596723
Nintendo's first-party games are already a more compelling argument for the Switch over the Vita. I only really need it to get the same support as the 3DS, so Atlus, Squeenix, Capcom and the like.
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>>376594132
It's already collecting dust now that I've finished zelda.
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>>376594132
buyers remorse
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>>376596941
Clean yo filthy as house and buy some games!
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>>376597009
I already finished Zelda. There are no other games.
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I have a 128gb microsd card, how many Switch games can I fit in?
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>>376597080
Why did you buy a video game console if you don't like video games?
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>>376597118
All of them fit on a 16gb card since that's the size of Zelda BOTW
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I wouldn't know. I can't even buy one on amazon cause they are out of stock.
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>>376597213
there are literally zero exclusives for ir, including zelda, theres no reason to own it at all, even if you want to play games, other platforms are better for that hobby
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Like owning a wii u but the controller is not as nice.
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>>376596941
Nigga dust your fucking house, only a slob let's his valuables get dusty
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>>376597213
I like videogames but I already bought and finished the only real game on it. Waiting for november/december release of Mario odyssey or whatever it's called.
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>>376597347
>valuables

Nigga, it's a switch.
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>>376594132
bags of sand
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Like owning a fidget spinner
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>>376594491
terrible photoshop, retard
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Pretty cool man. 9 of my friends who live in my area have bought one, and a few others online. We get together and play Mario Kart quite a lot, and now we're all considering getting Minecraft and building a comfy world togther on the weekend. we're excited to play Arms and Splatoon 2 together in the summer too. It's really nice.
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>>376596941
Do americans really not clean their household items?
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>>376597303
Can I play other systems on the go? Didn't think so chump.
>>376597356
>I like videogames
Prove it.
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>>376597526
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>>376597456
are you a lil mad, switch boy?

ever thought about switching to a real console?
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>>376596941
>Those gigantic unnatural chunks

Is that dandruff? Did you purposefully spread it on your console?

How the fuck does your house get that dusty in a couple months?

These dusty pictures are getting sadder and faker with every new console
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where are my puyo puyo tetris bros
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>>376597526
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>>376597526
yes you can
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>>376594180
winning the special ed prize
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>>376597526
where are you going out that you need to play your kiddy games all the time?
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>>376597404
NIGGA it's valuable to someone, just because it's not to you doesn't mean you want it to get dusty and cause internal issues.

Also you're disgusting already for not dusting regularly
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>>376597303
>literally zero exclusives for ir

Bomberman R
1-2 Switch
Has Been Heroes (for now)
Blaster Master Zero
Snipper Clips
Fast RMX
Kamiko

>inb4 goal post moving
>"I meant good exclusives!"
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>>376597739
>You sure look stupid playing handhelds out in public
At the same time people unironically suggest

>>376597620
>>376597685
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How are you guys liking Blaster Master Zero
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>>376597618
I just started playing it, haven't had time to really delve into it yet because I'm juggling it, Mario Kart, Bomberman and Setsuna.
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>>376597913
yeah, people are retards news at 11, people wont say it to you but playing switch outside does make you look like a retard, if you cant see it yourself then you truly are a retard
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>>376598092
Can you write that again in English?
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>>376597618
Ayy I just bought this today, my switch is delivered tomorrow I'm pretty excited. My family loves puzzle games (we play super puzzle fighter II turbo and Dr.Robotnik's MBM all the time which I wish they would put on switch) so I'm pretty excited to get to play
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>>376598092
t. The guy posting these images unironically.
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>>376594491

Haven't got sort of reaction yet

Might not be the Switch that's the problem
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>>376598092
Pretty much no one cares when you're using any device in public so long as you're not taking up room or being annoying by making a lot of noise
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>>376597796
>these
>good exclusives
you can inb4 all you want but i can play better exlusives on my phone, also bomberman you should be proud of, its literally 30yo game that got rerelease and you claim its a system seller, its like id release a tetris for pc and charge $60 for, not a normal people would pay for that, oh wait you switchfags pay for medieval era ports
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>>376594478
>>376596281
>mfw people are too lazy to fix it themselves
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Feelsgoodman

I enjoy playing it on my train commute, and no I don't think it looks particularly bad, as long as you don't look like a fucking spastic while playing.

BotW is one of the best games ever and MK8D is a lot of fun with friends. I'm glad Nintendo hasn't given up on local multiplayer.
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>>376598275
that pic
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>>376598275
What's wrong with bomberman? I thought you liked video games.
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>>376598427
i play it since nes, i can play it on my phone, and i dont need a dedicated $500 device for it
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>>376595112
Are they any good?
Never used one, but you seem to have experience
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>>376598229
that's how every woman looks at you switch betas from the inside even if they are kind enough to give you a smile on the outside
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>>376598524
Then why did you buy one?
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>>376597618
It's fun
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>>376598738
no idea, you tell me your reasons for yours, lets laugh together
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>>376598817
I don't have one yet, I will buy one for splatoon though. If I did, I'd be playing video games instead of shitposting.
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>>376598817
>someone was so autistic they made this image
>someone else was even more autistic to change the text at the top to be more verbose
And I was autistic enough to notice.
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>>376598817

qq more :3
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>>376594785
Made me kek
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>>376598898
id play video games on my switch if it had any
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>>376598735
yeah he shouldve brought a vita
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>>376599056
Just makes you look even more like a bigger fucknut for buying one in the first place.
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>>376599056
Then why did you buy it?
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>>376599083
vita manchildren are even worse
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>>376598269
Especially if it's something like public transportation, since all that every one does is nothing but preoccupy themselves while they wait for their destination anyways.
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>>376594132
They probably feel pretty stupid right now.
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>>376594132
Being a goyim
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>>376594132
I feel like I fail at life
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Been playing Mario Kart. I played Zelda, beat the game with 20 percent completion. Bought Shovel Knight Treasure Trove, that was pretty awesome. Now I'm getting 3 stars on all Mario Kart 8 modes, but this game is such fucking bullshit. AI cheats like no tomorrow. Online is shitty. Not enough features. But at least there's a rank system.
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IT WAS SUPPOSE TO FAIL, WHY DOES IT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BEAT THE PS4 LIFE TIME SELLS WHY
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>>376597796
Shovelware, also Indie games aren't real games
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>>376599960
Funny you say that while posting the only shovelware/kusoge on the Switch.

Even games like Skylanders and Just Dance have an audience for them, whereas Switch has no budget license games and pretty much no underwhelming digital only games beyond Vroom in the Night Sky.
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>>376599642
It won't. People are only interested in buying it now because muh Zelda and Baby's first racer 8 port.
Sales will soon slow down
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>>376599642
>cant even outsell wii u
>"HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BEAT THE PS4"
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>>376599960
Indie games are the only real games
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I don't really understand why people bought a Switch on release when there's nothing for it.
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like bags of paying for online
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Feels like still only one game on the system.

Other then that we have

>mk8
Great party game to play with friends, which I don't have

>has been heroes
On pc and it's shallow memetrash

>binding of isaac
On pc and it's shallow memetrash

>shovel knight
Got it for $5 on PC, switch wants me to pay $40 for the same thing

>Fast RMX
I don't want shitty budget f-zero, I want a real high quality f-zero with loads of content, and this is not that.

Splatoon is literally the only currently announced game for switch that will be worth playing for more then five minutes, other then botw. Not counting things that don't even exist as ideas yet like the upcoming SMT game or travis touchdown game.
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>>376600103
Was worth it to play botw, don't own a wii and wasn't willing to wait for emulation
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>>376600301
Funny, because Fast RMX is a far better game than F Zero GX ever was.

But keep posting about games you haven't played.
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>>376600487
Fast RMX is vanilla as fuck and the tracks aren't well designed and also there aren't nearly as many of them

>no story mode with unique challenges
>no create a car mode
>no fun characters with themesongs and backstories
>no fun high skill techniques like snaking or that shit where you almost but not quite fall off the track and gain a massive speed boost
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>>376600487

Redout is a better F-Zero clone, nitendo friendo.
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>>376600301
>has-been heroes
>memetrash

??????

Please explain yourself.
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>>376600809
It's a roguelike with trash gameplay, RNG as fuck to get past cheap bosses, grind for hours to unlock like two random items, aforementioned cheap bosses gate you from unlocking actually useful characters
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a gaming tablet that can't use any apps or browse the internet with
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>>376595302
>next generation of Vita

>waiting for more games

You are going to be waiting a long time.
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>>376600487
>Fast RMX is a far better game than F Zero GX ever was
kill yourself
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>>376601663
t. gamecube babby
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>>376594132
Like owning a PS4 - another one crazy selling console with no fucking games.
Terrible generation for pathetic "gamers".

God bless 3ds and Wii U.
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>>376600897
>complaining about RNG
>cheap bosses
Become proficient.
Every spell and item is beneficial to you (except Charm because it's bugged) and every boss has a strategy to it that doesn't require a specific set up to beat it. The game doesn't even get hard until you clear it four times and that's only at the dungeon and onward. Also, the second character you unlock is one of the best in the game with an absurdly good inate abililty.
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>>376594132
Really comfy. Its nice to be able to play with friends or family on tv or handheld solo. Its convenient and a very nice piece of hardware to have.
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>>376594132
Feels like winning. Games are announced all the time, hybrid console works flawlessly. I only have shovel knight, MK and BotW right now but Arms and Splatoon 2 is coming out soon. This E3 will announce tons of shit, too. First console I've ever bought at launch and I'm happy with it.
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>>376594132
Pretty good. Whenever i take it in my hand i get that tingling in the back of my nexk that a bunch of retards are really upset.

That's some neat Schadenfreude
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It's like when you were the only kid with a Gameboy and everybody keeps asking if they can have a turn. I can't even be mad because they're such a bitch to get ahold of right now
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>>376600063
Real soon. VERY SOON

PLEASE, STOP SOON
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>>376594132
Good.
It's my most used console and most used handheld.
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playing mario kart. feels good
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>>376600897
Okay so aside from you not enjoying the game because you aren't very good at it, what makes it a memegame?
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How long is BOTW anyway? Can I just play that for months?
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>>376601386
>ARMS in a month
>Splatoon 2 a month later
>Mario Odyssey for the holidays
>various indie titles sprinkled throughout the year
>whatever else gets announced at E3 for the upcoming year

Splatoon 2 alone is enough to sell the console for me. I am more than happy with what I've got available.
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>>376595039
2 games i have on the 3ds. Good job
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What is Kamiko like?
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Feels good it's a relief to not have to go hunting for one anymore
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>>376594132
A mixture of good and awful. I get to play Zelda and Mario kart finally but since mine scratched itself despite me being as careful as possible and never taking it out at an angle, every time I look at it I feel regret. Whoever thought giving it such a shitty screen should be fired and blacklisted from every tech company out there.
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>>376594132
Have they fixed the hardware defects yet?
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Are they still really hard to find?
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>>376604474
Why did you not buy screen protectors for your Nintendo(tm) product though?
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>>376604524
Likely only the easiest flaws.

I wouldn't expect a numbered hardware increment until late summer.
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>>376604724
does that stop it bending on the dock?
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>>376597618
here, surprisingly enough my casual friends love it
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>>376604524
There are none. All the posts (like bending) were lies.
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>>376604817
It's bent in shipping, not in dock.
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>>376604817
You mean the thing that happened to 3 people out of 3 Million?
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>>376596941
This is the room of a complete Chad.
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>/v/ completely btfo by the switch's success

lol
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>>376604524
The only "defect" is the left joycon (Fixed on new units) and potential micro scratches on the black bezel part of the screen which you can avoid by getting a screenprotector if you really care.

Everything else is just proofless shitposting.
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>>376600063

Karen a best
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>>376604724
I thought being as careful as possible would be enough, I don't want to have to keep investing more and more money just to make sure my incredibly expensive console doesn't damage itself.

You can barely see the scratches except under a light, but my autism is making me want to kill myself for letting that happen.
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>>376594132
Anyone else's joycons slightly off-centre? My right one is slightly off.
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>>376600063
Why would they stop being interested in buying those?

And when is "soon"?
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>>376604998
>incredibly expensive console
Where do you live? Brazil?
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>>376604998
>not gluing a few velcro strips to the inside of the dock, removing any risk of scratching forever
try getting more smarter next time
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>>376597479
I'm from whales you faggot
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>>376604956

This is truly the best timeline

All the shitposters got so fucking hyped over "another" failure from Nintendo and than Nintendo shat on them with the force of 100 suns:

>Godlike marketing
>Great name
>Incredible Launch Line Up and upcoming games in the first year of the console

Switch is going to overtake Wii U sales in 1 1/2-2 years
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>>376605061
Ausland, it was $550 for the Switch and Zelda.
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>>376604998
I'm sorry anon.

I know it's too late now, but screen protectors don't have to cost very much
https://www.amazon.com/Nintendo-Protector-JETech-Tempered-Protectors/dp/B06XTCKBVM/ref=sr_1_6?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1494503518&sr=1-6&keywords=switch+screen+protector
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>>376604474

I don't know why they thought a plastic screen was a good idea. There are some good sub-$10 tempered glass protectors on Amazon, though.

I'm enjoying the system, though. I'm actually probably going to buy another whenever they decide to stop faking scarcity, because my kids want to play all the time, and sharing a handheld isn't exactly ideal. We didn't have a Wii U, though so Mario Kart 8 is new to us, and I'd never want to play a Disgaea game on a TV.

Snipperclips is probably one of the best cooperative games of this or last generation, too.
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>>376604817
It stops that question from being relevant.
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>>376605128
I traded in my Wii U and a bunch of stuff I was never gonna play again anyway and got Switch+Zeldo for 140AUD

only game I kinda miss owning was Hyrule Warriors but it'll probably get a switch rerelease anyway
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How do people even have time to best Zelda. Between work, exercise, cooking dinner, and housework during the weekend, I barely have time to play.

Eighty shrines, three beats, 120 or so Koroks in a month of playing when I can.

I miss being young.
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>>376604956
>>376605121
Nintentoddlers everyone
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>>376605197
>I don't know why they thought a plastic screen was a good idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG4ihWOEtpA
Glass screen would be in pieces after the first drop.
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>>376604253
>2017
>240p
Please find a new argument
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>>376605274
Look at me, 9:00pm and I can't even fucking type.
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>>376594785
>nigger
>owning a PS4
I believe you.
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>>376605317
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>>376594132
Not so much feeling to the console but it feels super good to get each game. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe just arrived in the post. The cases are really nice and I think inside artwork will be a consistent trend throughout this console's lifespan.

There's a little triangle in the corner of each game that's a different colour. BotW's is a burgundy colour while MK8D is dark green.
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>>376604121

Probably not for months, but it is good for around 80-120 hours. After that, you'll just be scouring the world for those last few hidden shrines, which can get a bit boring.
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>>376605197
>I don't know why they thought a plastic screen was a good idea.

The same reason all their other systems have had plastics screens.

Much more shock resistant than glass.

It also weighs less, while putting less distance between you and the touch interface than is the case with glass.

It also costs less, but non of Nintendo luxury handheld versions have had glass either, so that's unlikely to be a primary reason.
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>>376605458

That makes a lot of sense, keeping their primary audience in mind.
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>>376605274
Hello normie
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>>376605328
>resolution
>ever

How about you find one.
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>>376605317
he has a point tho
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>>376605527
AND keeping in mind that even many adults manage to smash the screen on their smart phone within the first year of ownership.
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>>376605527
Did you just imply that the Switch is primarily for children!?!
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>>376594132
Feels like betatesting
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>>376605609
>look at my coworker's phone
>screen is cracked to shit
>ask him what happened
>haha my son threw it
>go out to lunch
>he drops his phone no less than 4 times
Why are adults so dumb?
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>>376605274

I had a bunch of extra vacation days that I wouldn't be able to carry over, so I took a few days off and played it with the whole family. I used to play the older Zelda games with my mom, so it was really cool to do that with my kids.
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>>376605535
Oiiiii reddit!!!
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>>376594132
It feels like you spent $500+ to play a 7/10 Zelda game and 2 re-releases
>>
I've seen normies out in public with this thing.
Just what is going on?
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>>376605121
I can't even feel any schadenfreude over the insane amount of self importance the shitposters felt.

They won't be good sports about being wrong. All their vested belief in the Switch being a failure will turn into a ravenous anger and dismissal of anything the system achieves.

They will be living in a parrallel universe for the next three years in which they were right all along and everyone else is too STUPID to see it.
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>>376605789
lol don't be such a fag
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>>376596941
>that lone pube on the table
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>>376605743
>it feels like I have to shitpost
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>>376605676
They never learned any better.
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>>376605625
Nintendo consoles are designed to be family-friendly. Why, otherwise, would one of the most powerful features of the Switch be the Parental Controls app?
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>>376596941
Oh man that picture says so much more about the person who took it than about the Switch's situation.

And if anyone wanted to prove that it was gathering dust, and that this was a bad thing, why are they too stupid to sell it for more than it cost them?
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>>376605789
>implying you leave the house
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>>376596941
Collecting dust just like those condoms>>376596953
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>>376605707
I just changed jobs recently so no vacation days yet. I had Golden Week off, so I got some time to play between spending time with co-workers and festivals and stuff.

Glad you got to play with the family... Was cute to hear. Sounds like you're a good family man anon.
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>>376594132
Here, I'll give you a clue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc
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>>376605972
>this amount of mental gymnastics
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>>376605972
what's your point?
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>>376605789
People enjoy video games, yo.
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>>376599056
Oh. I'm sorry you don't like games then
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>>376602486
There is no strategy against the 50 stamina skeleton knight with the walking ice boms other then hope you have a lot of stamina on all your characters because that motherfucker IS going to get out of sync with the bombs and IS going to hit your characters and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>376599056
Then why aren't you?
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>>376605798
>They will be living in a parrallel universe for the next three years in which they were right all along and everyone else is too STUPID to see it.
Exactly. Everyone said the same thing about the Wii, and once it turned out to be a huge success the narrative changed to
>hurr nobody bought games for it
>hurr it's dead
Even if those games still sell a decade later. lol. People also said the same thing about Pokemon Go. That it would die immediately but it's still really popular.
>>
>/v/ hates fun
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>>376606220
Are we gonna perpetrate this meme against the Switch when it launched with the best game in the past decade?
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>>376605105
>whales

hai dis is burger speaking
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>>376606269
Show me those 98 rated games on 67 reviews senpai~
>>
PS4 A BEST
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>>376606236
>"this boss has no strategy"
>literally explains the strategy immediately afterwards
lmao so what you're saying is you're fucking trash at the game and it's everyone else's fault but your own
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>>376606269
Imagine being so upset you unironically make that image lol
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>>376606269
>that picture
>pretending it isn't completely normal for any on-release review to be based on a copy provided by the publisher

y tho
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>>376606541
It's pretty gut yes.
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This thing is pretty cool
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>Sonyroaches ITT trying their hardest to stop the big N
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@376606089

[u]
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>>376607101
Does it explode gracefully?
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>>376606595
That's not a strategy, it's random artificial fake difficulty that requires nothing but RNG to beat
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>>376607121
N NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
SALES WERE OUR ONLY ARGUMENT LEFT
DELET DELET DELET
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>>376607121
HABBENING
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>>376600130

Don't you still have to pay for an ISP in order to get online on PC?
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>>376594132

like warm apple pie
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>>376607281
>random artificial fake difficulty

Wow, someone actuall wrote something stupider than "artificial face difficulty".
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>>376594132
>What does owning a Switch feel like?

God damned comfy.

Definitely getting multiplats for this thing over the PS4/PC when they're available. Still holding out on playing Yooka-Laylee and Hollow Knight just because I want the Switch versions.
The joycons, separated, are considerably nicer feeling than any gamepad I've used in my life. The 'option' to take it portable is also 100x more nice than anything I expected it to be. Even for the times I don't take it out of my room, I catch myself playing at my desk while a TV show plays in the background or a youtube thing plays beside me. Yeah, I could have done that with the wiiU gamepad as well, and I did a lot, but that thing felt horrible and enormous. Not being tethered to a stationary piece of hardware and being smaller/more sleek makes this thing so much more convenient and sexy.
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>>376594132
it's kinda weird, because it's like it doesn't know what it wants to be.

when I look at the UI, it's a lot more...I guess, manufactured feeling, there's just a certain level of charm (though not necessarily for the better for the user) that Nintendo systems have had that this one seems to be lacking, it's a lot more minimalistic, so to speak, it feels like they've gone and made the kind of console that Apple would make, instead of the console that Nintendo would make.

guess that explains why it's selling so well.
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>>376607121

The Vita actually sold?
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Is Just Dance better than 12 Switch?
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