Hahahaha! I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!

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AHHHH yes, we've been expecting you... you'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. But first you must tell me the location of the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.

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hey, PUSS PEEPERS

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>>376588005
LEFT HAND RULE

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wololo

>>376588005
>Get to boss
>"IM FUCKIN INVINCIBLE"
>Turn off game
>refund

what sort of fucking retarded developers make a boss you literally cannot beat?

What a load of shit

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>>376588005
Now there's a pretty meme!

Played college ball ya know
Any tips against armstrong? He keep on fucking my shit up and I only have one heal

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>>376588005
I'M F-
>blade mode
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>376592092
parry

>>376592092
you just gotta learn his attacks, he has three different fire slam attacks with slightly different tells - one gives you a small window to get some damage in
you get more nanopaste from breaking the shit he lobs at you

>>376592295
The scary thing is, i remember exactly his slow motion pitch

>>376592092
>Using heals
>Ever
>Not going for a no dmg run
Do you know how to use the "combat dodge"?

>>376588005
>spamming him constantly from behind while using defensive offense.
>b-but i'm fucking invincible
not anymore you're not.

>>376592538
No

>>376592538
do you mean "offensive defensive"

>>376588005
>guys this boss is too easy, you can skip his second phase for fucks sake
>I know, lets add choppers to do some chip damage and add a gimmick section at the end to fuck with people going for an s rank, make sure to checkpoint multiple times throughout the boss

>>376592615
I think yes, its been like 4 years since i 100% this game.

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>>376593382
>ywn 100% the game because of the no upgrades title

>>376588005
>First Major (winnable) Desperado boss

Stay shit Sundowner

>>376592092
>I have only one heal

Try starting that fight with no nanopaste. It's pretty damn brutal.

All you had to do is to follow the damn train CJ

>>376594541
Mistral? Monsoon?

>>376592092
Defensive offense.

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Rutabaga *drum noise*

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So-called "mole people"

>>376589424
>>376590926
Why is Monsoon so much harder than basically everything else in the game? His boss fight goes on so fucking long, you have to avoid 99% of the damage unless you're a faggot who uses health packs.

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>>376590615
Did you make this thread specifically to post that?

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MAGNETIC POWER

Why contain it?

>killed him without breaking any of his Shield because I didnt know it was possible
It was a fun fight but I felt dumb when I fought him again in another playthrough

>>376605150
I did it too