>when game graphics actually impress you

>>376585847
Manlets, when will they learn?

>>376586583
>>376585847
How come this isn't a video game yet?

You could do literally any plot and it would work out. Basically make it Saints Row but focus more on outlandish setpiece action.

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>>376586583

>>376586695
Because Vin put his house on a mortgage to make the movies and can't afford funding games anymore.

>>376586750
My Yorkshire Terrier would just jump on the table and get what he wanted.

>>376585847
the hell is going on here?

>>376586861
A manlet dicklet trying to stand up to Alpha Male Vin.

>>376586763
7 & 8 made over 1.1 billion each.
5&6 combined is also 1.1 billion.

I think Vin could reasonably pitch a video game to some studio.

>>376586957
Honestly, I wish Vin would fund a new Riddick game with Machine Games. Fucking loved Butcher's Bay and Dark Athena, despite the latter being a bit too shooty.

>>376585847
>people think its forced perspective everytime
They are standing next to each other, looking ahead. not at each other.

>>376586583
>>376586948
Isn't this trying to use perspective to make Dwayne Johnson look smaller?

They clearly have him standing farther away from the camera in the first shot.

>>376585847
isn't this one of those scenes where two characters talk each other but looking at one another kind of scene

>>376587057
>Machine Games
They're owned by Bethesda so they can't do shit.
Vin would have to talk with Zenimax (Bethesda's owner) to allow Bethesda (and thus Machine Games) to make his game, but he'd have to give up the rights to Riddick games and he won't do that.

>>376587109
>isn't this one of those scenes where two characters talk to each other but aren't actually looking at one another kind of scene

fixed

>>376585847
This meme is not funny. Dwayne is obviously portrayed to be next-to Vin, but autists here claim that they are shown to be face-to-face.

>>376587107

Yeah, Dwayne is taller than Vin

>>376587158
Wait, Zenibeth owns Machine Games? I thought they were contracted to work on Wolfenstein? Fucking shit.

>>376585847
>Fast 5
>the scene is actually from Furious 6
What did OP mean by this?

https://youtu.be/VO7oWT5cobo?t=2m7s

>>376586763
Vin is saving his clout to make a Hannibal (the ancient one) trilogy

>>376587338
>ZeniMax Sweden AB (formerly MachineGames Sweden AB), doing business as MachineGames, is a Swedish video game developer based in Uppsala, Sweden
>Type: Subsidiary
>Parent: ZeniMax Media

>>376587408
Fuck everything. First they were owned by EA and now Zenibeth. Will they ever catch a break?

>>376587473
Starbreeze is STILL owned by EA, it's just that it's Starbreeze in-name-only seeing as everyone important left to form MachineGames (which then got swallowed up by ZeniMax).

>>376587379
So is F&F8 the last movie then?
Honestly, they should've called it quits with F&F7 after Paul Walker died. It makes no sense to continue without him.

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>>376585847
Why would you even do this? Legit 90% of your audience well knows already how gigantic Dwayne is. You're not fooling anyone and you just made yourself look like a tool.

>>376587523
Yeah that's what I meant. Current Starbreeze doesn't matter at all anymore seeing as everyone who made it what it was flocked off to Machine Games. Damned shame, I think they make the best story-driven FPS games. The first Darkness and both Riddick games were a fucking blast to play. Wolfenstein TNO and TOB are a bit less on the scale but still good.

>>376587675
You can tell that the worse parts of Wolfenstein The Jew Order and TOB are results of Zenimax executive meddling.

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>tfw new Riddick movie in development

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>>376586861
Kino is going on

>>376587660
That's not the goal of that scene at all, see >>376587339 It's just a really shitty camerawork. Nowhere in the movie is Vin EVER portrayed as being taller than Dwayne.

t. someone that watched all F&F movies

>>376587732
>shit engine being the top of the list
Definitely Zenimax meddling right there.

>>376587774
only good Riddick movie is Pitch Black

>>376585847
Vin Diesel>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson

>>376587823
I'm sure they'd rather use/make their own engine like with Riddick games, but alas ZeniMax wants to shill their idTech5/6 shit which is literally idTech in name only anyway since the last one that Carmack actually worked on and owned in large capacity was idTech4, which is why he could release the source code for it and ZeniMax couldn't do shit about it.

>>376586583
>the rock is like the biggest dude in hollywood
>makes vin look like a complete pussy in his workout vids
hmmm

>>376587596
They had all already signed on till 9. They decided 10 would be the last one so that they could get a solid hold on world's longest franchise.

>>376587829
3rd movie is pretty good though.
Not as good as Pitch Black, but still good.
Second one tried to be too ambitious.

>>376587947
True, that shit was pretty obvious. I think the only game that utilised a modern idTech engine and ran well and looked good would be Doom 2016.

>>376587787
holy kek i need to watch these movies

>>376587978
>longest franchise
But doesn't that belong to MCU at this point?
Also pretty sure Star Wars will outdo both eventually as well.
Either way, they are really running out of ideas with the F&F movies if you ask me.
The first 4 were solid because they were more grounded, despite all the actions.
Starting with 5, it "slowly" started escalated into borderline capeshit territory with how crazy it is.
By now it's basically Saints Row 4 tier.

>>376586861
a man is stepping next to another but the perspective makes it look like hes approaching himf romt he front, making him manlet in appearance

basically lol manlets

Why is this franchise so popular in China? I thought they hated Americans and blacks.

>>376588156
I hate niggers too and really like F&F for some reason, it has that camaraderie feel and characters feel like filling diversity quota.

>>376587107
>>376587315
I never interpreted it this way.
I thought it was just a tough guy not looking eachother in the eye thing.

Like he stepped close to say something threatening and quietly without looking at him, like a manly whisper.

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>>376587443

I think I'm in love!

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>>376588010
The third movie was safe because the second movie failed spectacularly. The budget for the second movie was over $100 million and the third movie dropped down to $38 million, which is pretty cheap for a movie. It's about $10 million more than Pitch Black. And part of the budget was fronted by Vin himself. The next movie is being called Furia/Furiya so hopefully we actually get to the fucking planet and we have some plot movement.

>>376588156
The cars. Asians fucking love sports cars and street racing. I don't even know why that is.

>>376588231
>Like he stepped close to say something threatening and quietly without looking at him, like a manly whisper.
Not quitely, but you're on point otherwise.

See >>376587339

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/tv/ please go home...

>>376588262
Oh I'm perfectly aware why the third one was more familiar and on a lower budget, I'm merely saying that it worked out better than the second. Furthermore Vin does seem to do better job when he's restrained by budget.

>>376587596
These movies make more than Star Wars. God Bless Paul Walker but I don't think he'd hold it against the current cast collecting $20 mil per movie until the end of time.

>>376588108
they're hilarious

everyone shits on them but at their core they are hyper self aware action flicks on steroids for 5-8

>>376587787
Remember when the Fast and the Furious was about car racing?

Why are /tv/fags coming out of the works? Why won't they leave us alone?

Fuck off with your linear entertainment, WE DONT WANT YOU HERE

>>376588579
>Fuck off with your linear entertainment
All the best videogames are linear in nature.

>>376586750
Why are dogs such greedy fucks?

GUYS
WHAT IF
WHAT
IF
FAST & FURIOUS IN SPACE

>>376586831
>letting your dog jump on your tables
degenerate, if you brought your dog over to my house and it did that I would grab it by the collar and throw it across the room.

>>376588691
Stay mad.

>>376585847
/tv/ memes are the worst memes

Fast and Furious is the Saint's Row of cinema.
Going from relatively grounded, underground crime theme, to full blown crazy borderline superhero shit.

>>376588691
This

>>376588732
Stay being a degenerate who lets their pets do whatever they want. Pet owners like you should have your animals taken away.

Are you guys fucking retarded? They're clearly not standing face to face, but instead shoulder to shoulder
Rocky is walking past Vin, not up to him

They're standing next to each other, not in front of each other. Just a shitty perspective.

>>376588869
>being this butthurt
:)

When will there be a Vin Diesel roast where a female comedian makes a joke about Paul Walker?

>>376588897
Enjoy having a misbehaving manlet dog.

>>376588947
Vin would destroy her.

>>376588897
>>376588732
>y-you mad meme
not even him, but he's right

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>>376588963
>>376589048

>>376588869
Agreed

>>376589078
Yep, that's an argument

>>376589078
>projecting this much
Just sayin

>>376585847
Lol, Dwayne is such a manlet

>>376588691
good for you. good thing i would never bring intoo your house then, i guess

>>376586831
>>376589078
Stop projecting your insecurities about your height through your dog.

>>376585847
I dunno. Just looking at this webm, I immediately realized that the Rock wasn't actually standing in front of Diesel. I'm pretty sure everyone else immediately realizes it too.

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>>376586583
joke kinda falls when you consider for a second that he was in the wwe

>>376589239
It's called a hypothetical situation.

>>376588869
bruh small dogs have a manlet complex. theres not a whole lot you can do about it.

>>376589285
kek on point

tokio drift is pure kino

>>376585847
This looks so fucking bad.
It doesn't look like they're standing in front of eachother at all.

>>376587829
nah the 3rd was good, starts off slow but the point from when the mercs come to when he reveals himself to them is the best the series has been
the second one had some nice environments but as a riddick movie it made no sense

>>376589340
>keeps posting reddit tier memes

>>376589432
They aren't meant to be in front of each other. It's one of those tense scenes where people don't look into each others' eyes while talking.

>>376589432
They're not. If you watch the entire scene, before the closeup of Diesel in OP's webm there's a closeup of the Rock that makes it obvious that they're not supposed to be standing in front of each other. I don't know why they decided to do it like that but it's not intended to be them standing in front of each other.

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>>376589285
Fuck you I love my pupper

>>376589212
>>376589340
>>376589078
people who post these pics should go back

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>>376589590

>>376589304
It's the same as the Big Guy 4U Bane posting, people intentionally being retarded in order to cause a commotion. /v/ isn't that much better either with their retardation.

>>376589568
>barneyfag
lol it all starts to make since now
>reported

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>>376589563
Your dog is ugly af.
Big dogs>cats>small dogs

>>376588689
It can happen at this point

>>376589664
Baneposting is the epitome of humor.

>>376589718
>>376589624
keep projecting

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>when game has a height slider

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>>376589801

Why are /tv/posters aka redditors invading?

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>>376589732
You take that back or he'll be mad

>>376589803
How come tall men are handsome, but tall women look creepy as hell.

>>376589819
>projecting this much

>>376589881
Same reason why feminine dicks look good on women, but not on men.

>>376589881
Doesn't help that she's a literal skeleton, look at her back.

>>376589881
Because they're missing proportions

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>>376589934
Let's be honest, you're replying because you want me to dump all these so you can save them.

>>376589881
She's skinny and lanky, that's why. It makes her look disproportionate. You'd feel similarly creeped out by tall, skinny and lanky men too. If she had more meat on her bones and exercised a bit so she isn't as skinny and lanky, then she'd be fine.

>>376589429
the one with the most actual racing

>>376589993
Let's be even more honest, you're replying because you want the last word, but I want it more.

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>>376585847
The Rock?

More like, The Pebble!

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>>376589878
Looks like a degenerate pekingese.
How do you deal with their manlet complex.

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>>376590060
>>376590126

>>376589732
Let's just get one thing clear
Cats>>>>>>small dogs>>=big dogs

>>376587057
what? butcher bay was way more shooty than dark athena

>>376590183
cats think they own you.

Truly a pet for betas

>>376590183
this is incorrect
cats>>>big dogs>>>average sized dogs>>>>>>>>>>>>>small dogs go into the trash

>>376588576
Yep. I initially only watched the first movie and thought it was a pretty cool racing movie. Then many years later I watched another movie during which Paul Walker died and turned into cgi. I was wondering what the fuck I was watching.

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>>376590145
>he can't recognize pure-bred Shih Tzu

>>376590210
Maybe, I haven't replayed them in a while. It might have been due to how long they both are, Dark Athena seemed to reach the shooty bits sooner than Butcher Bay did. Or maybe I'm wrong. Either way, it's a good excuse to replay them both.

>>376590158
*last word*

>>376588576
Yeah that's what I keep telling people why I don't like the Fast and Furious after 3. I mean there is barely any movies about car racing and culture but there is a billion action explosion movies though, but hey that's what the normies want I guess.

>>376590295
the series got so much better when they stopped being car movies

>>376588380
Looks like the face of a footfag for some reason

>>376589212
HE COMES

>>376588691
This.
Wouldn't even think twice before I did it.

>>376590314
all Chinese dogs look the same to me
doesn't honestly matter the difference they all have shitty attitudes

>>376590226
>he doesn't dominate his cat

>>376590226
only for owners like this
>>376586831

>>376590315
well i just started playing them recently for the first time, and i'm halfway through athena, i finished butcher bay
so far butcher bay is much more shooty, athena has way more opportunities for melee fights (since a lot of the guards are melee only on the ship) and drones are easier to trick to get into cqc than humans
also you can't take the guns off drones, though i do wish they'd done the bioscan system they did in butcher bay
honestly if they cut out all of the shooting sections and either transformed them into stealth sections or brawler sections, the games would be miles better

>>376588947
Is this a reference to Amy Schumer's joke to Steve-o about Ryan Dunn? I remember he took it really well but she acted like the obvious cunt she is during the aftermath and public backlash. I imagine Vin is the kinda guy that wouldn't find it funny, but also wouldn't become offended.

Vane Diesel?

Why are 4-6 so forgettable?

>>376590538
should be the other way around. the rock is much taller

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>>376590820
No problem.

>>376588691
>>376588803
>>376590402
That's how you'd get your head caved. Fucking autism should be punished with death.

>>376585847
>When the games with the best graphics have the most sjw shit in them

At this point, youtube is how I appreciate visuals.

>>376585847
Dwayne looks like he was added there in post-production.

>>376585847
I got the Order for 3 bucks yesterday, and man, the game is shit, but boy it's nice looking piece of turd

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>>376589881
bollocks

>>376590869
kek

>>376590710
>forgetting about slaughtering innocent people with a giant safe being towed by two fully sick cars

>>376589429
I wonder how much better Tokyo Drift would be if its soundtrack was eurobeat.

>>376587443
Diana is my momfu

>>376588125
I feel it might be possible for them to hit a perfect level of Saints Row 2 level again, but if not they can at least be wacky zany Saints Row 4 plot, with CARvengers action.

>>376591203
I remember that happening but I couldn't tell you which movie it happened in

>>376591256
FASTFIVE mf but I only know that cause it's the only one I've seen in cinemas

To be fair having seen the others since I still think it's noticeable less shit

>>376590906
>being western cuck
>not treating dog like dog

not even once

>>376591204
Don't do this to me.

>>376591204
Le deja vuuuu xD
Kill yourself dork

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>>376590820
>the rock is much taller
So are most of the cast

>>376587978
>longest franchise
What? I can name half a dozen franchises at least 10 long. Have you never heard of James Bond?

>>376591204
the music is already elder goat desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M

>>376590538
This is wrong
There is no box, Vin is closer to the camera while rock is further back
Just look at how rock's head is hilariously tiny compared to Vin's

>>376591729
Just why in the fuck are they using these camera tricks if they're about the same height? Or is that shopped?

>>376589881
cuz she has bones out of fries

>>376590906
Head caved in by a fagot with a manlet dog. Sounds legit

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>>376589429
>white guy takes muscle car to japan and out drifts local nips

>>376592376
Google says 1.96 vs 1.82 in favor of The Rock

>>376592536
name one famous real Japanese driver

>>376592376
They're standing next to each other and not facing each other either in the shot. I honestly don't know how people can legitimately mistake this.

>>376592376
Are you an actual, legitimate retard? I can only assume so. How are you so much of a spastic that you know they're standing side by side but dint believe it. That doesn't even make sense.

>>376592594
you've kicked the hornets nest

>>376592376
I think its more likely one of em had a schedueling problem and its been green screened. They arnt both there one was pasted in

>Remember watching Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift when I was a kid
>Stop keeping up with the movies after 3 because generic action flicks
>They're up to like 9 films now

How did it get so big, what happened? What's the appeal?

>>376587239
>This meme is not funny. Dwayne is obviously portrayed to be next-to Vin, but autists here claim that they are shown to be face-to-face.

It looks like a poor attempt at forced perspective in order to make Vin Diesel look at tall as the Rock.

>>376592762
I stopped when they put rats in a bucket on the stomach of drugs dealers. Don't know which entree that was but even that was too little actual racing for me.

>>376592762
5 turned it into Mission Impossible + Ocean's Eleven, and it's the best movie in the series

>>376592762
I only saw 1, 2 and either 4 or 5, I'm not sure. They are absolute trash, but I think people are just completely starved of action films. There are kids who didn't grow up watching Terminator 2, Remo Williams, Starship Trrooers, Cobra, etc

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>>376587787

At 3.00 it looks like Mr. Clean is standing on the hood of a car about to jump into action.

>>376592880
>but I think people are just completely starved of action films.
There's an action flick literally every summer.

>>376592594
Mario.

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>>376592376
>they're about the same height
Vin is wearing his lifts.

>>376592762
They stopped being about racing, turned into big budget action flicks, and made a gorrillion dollars in China and third-world countries that still eat up mindless explosions.

>>376592984
A proper one I mean. Not some Marvel trash. And it's not like we'rd living in the 80-90's golden age any more.

Outside Fast and Marvel (which again, us not the same thing), what is there in terms if modern action? I literally cannot name one. I'm sure there is just one, but I can't name it. And we certainly font get 10 a year anymore.

>>376592984
No most of them are superhero movies. And believe it or not most normies actually hate superhero movies. It's the slightly nerdy normies "oh so nerdy!!" that watch superhero movies. The actual full-blown normies and teenage roasties/chads are never actually going to watch any superhero movies.

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>>376589938
wait what

>>376593123
Why is Marvel not action? I don't understand.

>>376593123
John Wick 2 just came out recently and was great.

>>376590325
Other countries are now making mid-budget street racing films. Hope you like subtitles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibJl6Me68cw

Jason Statham was the best part of 8, but it just makes me want another Crank movie.

>>376586763
That was the newest Riddick movie tho, the one that's almost a carbon copy of pitch black

>>376593189
Because I (and millions of others) dint like them. They're totally different styles of film. Just like how Rocky isn't the same as Robot Wars. They don't have the same audience. They're nasty, shallow messes of CGI.

>>376593207
Sure that counts, but that's one of only a handful as I say.

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>i will never watch the original fast and the furious for the first time ever again

>>376592594
u dun it nao orry podda

>>376591729
>doing everything possible without lifting heels.

Manlets, when will they learn?

>>376592762
You should at the very least watch 4, this one was still before it turned into action flicks.
Also, unlike Marvel capeshit, they're actually good action flicks so there's that.
F&F is basically my guilty pleasure.

>>376593221
Seems pretty interesting I'll check it out thanks.

>>376592246
Well in terms of direct sequel it would be among the longest, cause Bond and the MCU/DCU aren't really sequels.

>>376592594
Keiichi Tsuchiya is in the fucking movie

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>>376592928
dem niggas need to be mr. cleaned

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>mfw this thread

>>376589803
Is this porn?

>>376588963
Im not that guy but as a dog owner i would not stay quiet if somebody tries to hurt my dog. If it is misbehaving i will deal with the dog and i will accept the criticism,but hurting the animal...really bad move

>>376592601
That is literally the same thing you dingus

>>376592706
If it was green screened it would have been so much better

>>376590538
>>376590869
What's the deal with these angles? Like I'd understand if they tried to make Vin Diesel look bigger, but then The Rock looks bigger in the second one, what the fuck? Literally what did they mean by this?

>>376588262
>>376587829
>>376587774
There's more than one riddick movie? What the fuck?

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>>376594210
Why would it be porn?

>>376594282
There are 3, soon to be 4.

>Pitch Black
>The Chronicles of Riddick
>Riddick
>The Chronicles of Riddick: Furia (or whatever the final name will be)

>>376594298
There needs to be a reason?

>>376590869
>Journey_to_the_West.jpg

>>376594381
I skipped Pitch Black and never knew about Riddick. I'm glad I have something to watch now.

>>376594587
Pitch Black is literally the best of the 3.
And Riddick is better than Chronicles.

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>>376594616
oh fuck

this is riddickulous

>>376594587
>I skipped Pitch Black
kys

>>376594661
>kys
fuck off back to playing whatever MOBA you play

I didn't know it existed, that's what I meant.

What is v's gripe with manlets?
And below what height do you consider someone a manlet?

>>376594616
Riddick is just a worse Pitch Black though.

>>376594738
And it's still better than Chronicles, your point?
Also it has some originality to it and doesn't take place entirely in a desert like Pitch Black.

>>376594718
So what did you watch? Just Chronicles? That's a weird place to start. It's pretty unlike the other two movies.

>>376594298

Who is this character? Been seeing her more often than usual lately.

>>376594820
>Her
heh.

>>376594779
>Riddick has some originality
>bunch of people that don't really like each other are trapped on a dark planet filled with monsters
>originality
????

>>376594903
>if I trivialize it then maybe i'll have an argument lol
No.

>>376587774
Let's hope it's better than the last 2.

>>376594813
Yeah chronicles. I probably watched it on tv or something right after it came out. After that I just assumed it was the only one and when I noticed a movie named "Riddick" I probably thought oh I already seen this.

>>376593101
>>376593101
They still make 40% of their box office in the US that's a lot better than some movies.

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>>376594820
Just add the word "homeless" to the end, you should find the artist.

>>376585847
he's a big guy

>>376594965
It is kind of confusing that the first movie in the series doesn't have Riddick anywhere in the title but the others do. Though I think just Riddick was a stupid name for the third movie. Don't really have any better ideas though.

>>376595087
I've liked good amount of vegetables since I was a kid but even then I'm still only 5'9".

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>>376594960
>if I give a one word answer my argument is superior
That's literally what happens. Its just Pitch Black all over again.
Chronicles tries new things by building worlds, lore and created villains that were an interesting concept.
Faggot.

>>376594779
That there is no point to it. It's literally the same fucking movie, just far worse. At least Chronicles was memorable and crafted a cool new universe around Riddick even if it did retcon some shit.

>>376594732
6'0, not even memeing. All my friends, including myself are over 6'4.

>>376594225
>Hurting a person in their own house
great way to get killed genius
I doubt you could ever hurt anyone faggot

>>376595087
I eat all red meats for breakfast and lunch and injected testosterone for dinner, I can deadlift 700 pounds and I can bench 450. My height is 6'9.

>>376595087
I'm taller than both my parents and I hated vegetables when I was a kid (I do love them now though). I did chug a shitton of milk though so that might be it.

>>376595168
not him but at least riddick kills people this time
chronicles had some nice environments but the story was pretty bog standard scifi shit
making riddick into some super special ayy instead of just the most wanted criminal is pretty lame too

>>376588576
and it's only gotten better since then.

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Seriously though.

>>376589881
because height is a social construct
men are supposed to be tall and strong
women are supposed to be small and frail

>>376588262
>hey lets kill the best character in the movie!

>>376590906
people who let their pets walk all over other people and themselves should be punished with death, because they're a greater burden on society.

>>376595394
well they kind of had to

>>376595283
And Riddick didn't kill people in Chronicles?
You're kidding right?
Either way the original argument was that Chronicles was more original than Riddick which was literally Pitch Black with different characters.

>>376595343
>social construct
Idk about that, I'm pretty sure the tall and strong males would be the only males to survive if society collapsed.

>>376595456
>And Riddick didn't kill people in Chronicles?
i was referring to pitch black actually

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It's one of those threads is it?

>>376593327
prison break is GOAT and plane baby comes close

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Who would win? Riddick or a xenomorph?

I think there should be a middle ground. We don't need another "Riddick fucks with people on a planet with hostile aliens" movie and I enjoy space operas to a certain extent. But Riddick isn't (or at least shouldn't be) a space opera series so don't focus exclusively on that either. Need a middle ground, both in content, and in budget.

>>376595552
that woman in the background is utterly shocked at how much of a manlet burno mars really is

>>376593837
Borning 1 was better IMO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlY1Q-wA-Ms

>>376595512
This
Manlets will justify their shortness anyway they can, even if it means using tumblr buzzwords.

>>376587057
>>376587158
I thought Vin had his own studio. Tigon games remember they made that really shitty Getaway clone

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>>376595613
Depends, did Riddick steal its wheat?

>>376595616
>Need a middle ground, both in content, and in budget.

isnt that basically the third riddick movie

>>376595613
Did Riddick stole his wheat?

>>376595616
>We don't need another "Riddick fucks with people on a planet with hostile aliens" movie
instead we should have a "riddick fucks with people" movie
or a prison movie would be good

>>376595770
Tigon Games is not really a studio, more of a brand with a couple of people behind it to manage projects. Starbreeze were the actual developers with Tigon only doing overseeing.

>>376595293
Eh, wont beat 3.

>>376595774
>>376595795
Why did the Xenomorphs grow wheat anyway?

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>>376595867
They were misunderstood simple farmers obviously.

>>376595914
>>376595795
>>376595774
damn tv

>>376594587
He's >>376594381 kind of right there's actually 4 films right now with a soon to be 5th
>Pitch Black (2000)
>The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury (2004)
>The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
>Riddick (2013)
>The new movie

The games are considered to be canon also and come before the first movie
>Escape from Butcher Bay
>Assualt on Dark Athena

>>376596021
>The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury (2004)
>The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
Are they different?

>>376596065
yes Dark Fury is animated

>>376596065
it's an animated movie apparently
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chronicles_of_Riddick:_Dark_Fury
>chillingsworth
>freezes people
pottery

>>376595591
>prison break is GOAT
Yes
>plane baby comes close
No

The forced comedy in 8 was pretty fucking annoying. Tyrese, for like the 5th time now, gets way too much screen time and they somehow made the made up hacker garbage even worse than 7 because it had to be around the love triangle between Tyrese, Ludacris and Gods Eye gril. This is all not mentioning that opening scene with the Rock at his daughters soccer match and Kurt Russells dumb rookie.

>>376596091
>>376596109
I watched it because of Peter Chung. It was alright.

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When's the next Minions movie coming out? When need laughter back in our lives.

>>376588689
thats for fast and furious cloud nine

>>376596253
They race planets now

>>376595914
The fuck is up with this wheat shit?

>>376589803
goddamn she would be so fucking pretty with more meat/fat on that body

>>376589563
Jesus Christ you let it sleep on your shoes?

>>376591729
Honestly The Rock's soles are pretty thick too. They're probably both around the same height

>>376596413
they're not. look it up

>>376588576
Remember when one of the main actors died because of car racing?

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Wait, Riddick doesn't have any hair. Could it be he's just a Furyan baby? He does look like a baby too. That's what they meant then?

>>376589358
A hypothetical situation which gets you punched in the gut

>>376595394
You mean the Hyena dog? Agree I absolutely loved seeing that dumb ass die.

>>376596346
We're not sure.

>>376588262
Why does he hate Mexicans so much?

>>376590338
Its a black male thing

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>>376590538
>>376590869
I can't breathe

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>>376594278
They're fucking stood next to eachother because the director thought it looked cool. You people didn't seriously think this was a camera trick to make Vin look taller? How fucking dense can you be

>>376585847
Why is Dom so much closer to the camera? Are they trying to make him look bigger?

>>376592607
Please Alex reply to me I love you

>>376593903
How do you know it's him? All them nips look the same.

>>376597297
That's what I always thought, yet I see this webm popping up and people actually thinking it was made to make Vin look taller

>>376595774
>>376595795
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this fresh meem?

>>376589803
Dancer of the Boreal Valley go home!

>>376587774
sheeeeeeeeit

>>376586861
Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson fucking hate each other irl, so they have very few scenes together. That one is literally composited from two separate takes of them filmed separately, hence the bizarre disparity in size.

>>376595774
>YA CAIN'T HAVE MAH WHEAT HUMAN

>>376588262
>other mercs just stand there

>>376597297
Shoddy camerawork and forced perspective is a hell of a drug

>>376597773
Is Dwayne just jelly because he is such a manlet?

>>376593648
WATCH YO BACK WATCH YO WATCH YO BACK

>>376589878
I feel hurt when I look at your dog.
put it out of its misery soon. its eyes might come out.

>>376597890

BULLSHIT ASSHOLE NO ONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE

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TOMATO! TOMATO! /tv/ CAME INTO MY BOARD! DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE MEMES! BECAUSE SOMEONE POSTED ON ME! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!?

IT WAS YOU!

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So when will PC actually catch up with consoles?

>>376596225
Remember when Peter Chung was a big deal?

>>376598594
That looks too good to be realistic. Also drake looks like a manlet, and the whole "3rd person character" pose is awful.

>>376599814
Actually not really, I didn't watch Aeon Flux when it run on MTV, it caught my attention recently, I downloaded it, liked it, tried searching for more and it turns out there really isn't much. Kind of a shame.

>>376600119
Have you watched Underworld?

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>>376598594
lol

>>376588691
Oh yeah well I'd throw it across the galaxy

>>376600208
That vampire franchise? The animated entries? No. Are you recommending them, then?

>>376593335
pitch black is soo fucking good.

>>376599461
This scene is made even more hilarious when you notice that there are extras in the background that are noticeably more attractive than twig-chan.

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>>376600119
>Aeon Flux
>Suddenly remember grass blades scene

FUUUUCK

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>>376587774

>tfw I want more Riddick but Vin is starting to be too old for the role

I mean if they go with the "old badass" thing it could be made to work but I don't want him doing tryhard action scenes like seagal

>>376590538
shooting at God

>these movies went from driving cars fast to dual wielding pipes in a sword fight

>>376600530
I had to google it because I didn't remember that and apparently that was a thing in the movie. Funny.

>>376590226

But then why does my cat obey me?

>>376600551
I want the people who work on Riddick movies to adapt some Grant Morrison comics like The Invisibles.

>>376600461
watching it now for the first time, they just found the aliens

>>376600657
That's fucking hilarious.

>>376600710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd-2ZMhkeZ8

>>376598594
> Take screenshot
> Open Photoshop
> Apply sharpen x100
> Think it looks good when it actually looks awful and unrealistic

>>376600252
literally thought that was real life unitl I saw the minimap. I swear I was trying to figure out how is this relevant to /v/.

>>376600710
>watching it now for the first time, they just found the aliens

Wish I could join you

>>376595343
How is height a social construct?
It's empirically measurable.

>>376600762
oh my laugh. FINAL FIGHT. The ground breaks beneath them. "The street always wins"

WHAT THE FUCK.

I also hate that other baldy so much.

>>376600762

Goddamn I hate fight choreography like this
Its like the one thing where movies did not make a single step forward in decades
>AWW YEAH i'M GOING TO HIT HIS WEAPON SO HARD WITH MY WEAPON

I'm mean I realize the obstacle of creating a realistic one but it just annoys the shit out of me, atleast try and appear like you are aiming at the person and not his weapon...

>>376590270
This is correct

>>376600208
the last one was pretty good compared to it's precuel

>>376587443
I love this tiny people meme

>>376600808
IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD

>>376600710
>>376600808
>>376602083

>watching a good movie
>shitposting on /v/ meanwhile

you kids have problems

>>376602184
Have you ever been alone? For an extended period of time that wasn't your fault? Being here stops me feeling alone, it's sad I know.

>>376602184
yeah i have problem I got to pause to check 4chan

happens when I get scared

>>376589881
Height isn't the issue here.

>>376602350

I spend most of my time alone - but why come here in the middle of a movie? Let yourself be absorbed in it and then you won't feel alone until it ends.

>>376602354

>scared from movies
>scared from pitch black

>>376602467
Sometimes sharing something great is better than enjoying it alone.

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>>376602467
I stop so the movie won't end.

>>376602593

Stopping a movie to shitpost on /v/ is not "sharing", even streaming it would be barely sharing

>>376602642

The same applies to pausing it, you break immersion and thus realize you are alone in a room doing nothing with your lonely life. Talking to me is just another distraction, a much worse one than a good movie.

>>376602778
Maybe you should go watch a movie and chill the fuck out.

>>376602843

You are projecting something that isn't there anon, I'm as "chill" as one can be compared to the circumstances - which is doing my job.

>>376586750
BLACKED

>>376597551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlrlUv9UtBs
wheat is just pure kino anon

>>376602778
I never said me being alone in a room doing nothing with my lonely life was something that turned me off. And I don't watch movie as a distraction from my life, I watch them because I feel they have actual value.

I can shitpost whenever I want you can't catch me, faggot. What you gonna do put me on the pill? Lock me up? Just try. I am 100% instinct I'll bleed you like a stuck pig motherfucker. A shiv to the fucking brain. It ain't your business how well I enjoy a movie, maybe my highly keen autist enables me to absorb everything from the movie even while shitposting. Have you ever thought about that? You don't know who you're messing with. Yet.

>>376587774
>Fast n Furious eventually goes to space
>The FnF series was just a prequel to Riddick

H O W

>>376603153

If you appreciated a movie enough you'd give it your full attention.
You just like shitposting too much and the reactions you get from it. Its not rocket science to figure you out.

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>>376589938
>feminine dicks look good on women, but not on men.

>>376603230
Maybe you're the one who's too sensitive about shitposting ain't it. Maybe you're just jealous I'm watching it for the first time and you can't lose your memories. Don't worry there'll be a new Riddick movie for ya. Anyway those monsters at night are pretty scary I'm feeling nervous. What are they gonna do? How will they get out of this?!

>>376603230
>Its not rocket science to figure you out.
Just like you can't accept anyone doing something you disagree with as being ok. It's a movie not a person, it doesn't need full attention.

>>376603345

I'm not even berating you on the shitposting though it would deserve it, I'm just pointing out what an attention starved child you must be to have the need to shitpost even in the middle of a movie experience.

>>376603395

>it doesn't need full attention.
More like you cannot give it, I'm 99% sure I'm talking to americans here.

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>>376595680
>that woman

>>376603436
>I'm 99% sure I'm talking to americans here.
Wrong again. You just can't accept someone watching a movie and sharing the enjoyment. No fun allowed! Better not make a peep while the movie is on!

>>376603532

You probably think posting a picture of the food you are eating on facebook is "sharing a meal" too.

>>376603436
I don't have the need to shitpost. You people have the need for shitposters. Otherwise you wouldn't come here, seeking to validate our needs. That's right you are just attention cattles.

What's more I've seen more movie experiences than you have. I'm a veteran. An expert. Who are you to say you know more than me. Maybe my way of doing things is the right one. I even stop playing videogames the same way. What are you gonna do? Spoil me? Hah. I don't care about being spoiled. My intellect goes far beyond these shallow grounds of experiencing things.

>american
Wrong. What's your location so I can judge you? Somewhere communist I presume.

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>>376589878

Lil' puppos are the best.

>>376603606
I would share a meal with you but you wouldn't appreciate seeing a picture of your mom's ass.

>>376603618

Keep making these attention-seeking posts while trying to prove the opposite in them.

>>376603721

Oh no, juvenile humor, who would've expected it.

>>376603810
I never tried to prove the opposite. You are the one trying to figure me out. Like I am an animal in a cage. But maybe you don't know how to enjoy life. I don't know, I have no interest in your inabilities. The fact is you could be doing something right now, and yet here you are. Shitposting instead. Strange isn't it.

>>376604019

You type like a retard anon.