>A CERTAIN NES GUIDEBOOK

>>376585434
i think he's an alright guy, enjoy listening to his podcasts. Ian's a hardcore liberal though

>>376585434
is that m night shamylan's illegitimate son

>>376585580
they're both majorly unlikable faggots

Wow, how does this man still not have a girlfriend?

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>>376585727
he has that dominatrix he paid to act in his sega video and spank him

>>376585961
I always kinda imagined Pat being the sub.

Reseller enabling faggot. I hope Ian's store goes under. Faggot probably charges 50 bucks for DKC.

>>376587000
me and my friend made a reddit account to try and write a story about how we brought a game into luna to get ian to check it out for us, and we said he started freaking out with us accusing us of being frauds. i don't use reddit so i didn't know whether they'd believe it or not but we posted it on two of their boards. one of the boards believed it and tweeted it to him, and he said he'd address it on the podcast but never did. the other one didnt believe it tho

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>>376587139
found it https://www.reddit.com/r/gamecollecting/comments/4epd17/xpost_from_rretrogaming_rant_worst_retro_game/
https://www.reddit.com/r/retrogaming/comments/4enox5/rant_worst_retro_game_store_experience_ever/

>>376585434
>mmmm mmffmm mphhm ummmm
>say that one more time, Pat
>mmmy fffeeddd mmmmmffmmm mmffm
>Ian leans his arms on his chair like a T-Rex
>You see, I dont agree with what you just said, Pat
>mmmmfmfmmmm mphhhhh
>hack, cough, spit
>Pat spits out a ball of cotton, 30cm in diameter
>let me elaborate, Ian

>>376585434
Frank needs to be spanked.

Why the fuck is Pat always moving is jaw around?

>>376587517
Its a common nervous tick of drug addicts, Pat probably used to smoke meth.

>>376587458
frank is the only reason i'm still subscribed to this faggot's channel

>>376587659
i doubt pat has ever used any drugs ever. he seems WAY too self righteous. he usually makes some snide remark or makes a joke about hallucinations whenever ian mentions smoking weed.

>>376585727
He had a date for valentines day, almost killed himself jumping over a fence right before it

>>376587951
It's pat so I'd imagine that story was greatly exaggerated. He loves to embellish. I really doubt it was as dangerous as he made it sound.

>>376587659
Naw ian was the drug addict

>it's a 'pat defends Nintendo's every move while claiming not to be a Nintendo fanboy' episode

>>376588038
eh, basically he could have been impaled on a fence with a spikey/speary top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW1iLhm8aPk

>Bitches and moans whenever CNN Money or NBC Finance or Yahoo Bucks do a story about a retro game selling for lots of money
>Cries and complains any time a game lot is found on american pickers or storage wars and its appraised at a high value
>"IT BRINGS TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO THE HOBBY! RESELLERS JUST GET IN TO MAKE MONEY! IT DRIVES UP PRICES FOR GAMES FOR EVERYONE!!!"

>Went on Pawn Stars in the height of its popularity with the single most expensive video game in existence
>Didn't even sell it, just comes on, says "Hey look at this $30,000 retro game!" and leaves.

Fuck pat

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Who is best retro and why is it Shane?

>>376588104
Fucking hell. That time he defended the Wii U by saying "Nintendo is celebrating their 110th birthday, and they haven't been killed yet. I think they know what they're doing ;)"

Or that recent fucking Sonic Mania video when he said the special edition with the cartridge and mini-genisis statue thing were really lame, and how ninteno won the console war. The man's fucking 40. It's infuriating and pathetic.

>>376588124
i know. i heard it. i'm saying i bet he lied and made it sound a lot worse than it was. he loves to play things up and make himself seem cool/important. have you ever heard him name drop another youtuber?

>MY PAL FELIX (pewdiepie)
>I HAVE JONTRONS NUMBER, I COULD CALL HIM RIGHT NOW BUT I WON'T
>YOU KNOW I MENTORED MAT PAT BEFORE HE MADE GAME THEORY, I TOOK HIM UNDER MY WING

>>376588205
>and, well, basically

>>376588353
>MY PAL FELIX
I think that one was clearly sarcasm though

>>376588629
well yes but it's still irritating. you can sub that example out with gamechasers or AVGN or metal jesus or egoraptor or whatever. he does it for literally every e-celeb he's ever met in person.

>>376585580
He'd never leave luna video games to vote though. All he does is bitch.

Where does Pat get all his fuck money from? It can't be all from YouTube.

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>>376585434
Pat is a good dude, he turned his life around, lost a bunch of weight, dropped his cunt gf and pursued his dreams.

It's too bad Pat is also a bad dude because his opinion on games is horse shit and wrestling is for flaming faggots and rednecks.

>>376585434
is it as poorly written as I've read
I've seen segments that I'm convinced are fake

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>>376589627
What's wrong with it?

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>>376589567
he bought the NES carts before he became an e-whore so i'd assume it's family money. As far as I know the only real job he's ever held was writing for blogs, and he's a fucking actual terrible writer, so I'd assume he didn't make much doing that. Pretty sure he never got any formal education or training, and even right now with his current viewership he wouldn't be able to live off of his YT and patreon money, especially not buying all the retro hoardings he does. Probably got rich parents.

>>376590004
I don't think he even really buys retro games anymore that aren't relatively cheap from a swap meet

>>376589582
>turned his life around
how so? he's a self rightchous cunt. are there any fat pat pictures? because any time he talks about being fat he says he used to be chubby as a kid. i always took that to mean he had some baby fat, but lost it in puberty and was just patting himself on the back, because he doesn't look like a dude who used to be fat

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>>376589939
>that fucking layout

Did they make this book in MS Paint? What the fuck? Isn't he charging like $60 for a physical copy?

>>376590061
He does. He buys them and ironically resells them at conventions. He's a hoarder for this kind of shit. The deal hunting thing is only for swap meets.

Looks like Louis Rossman. Are they related?

>>376590097
Well how would you lay it out? it has a mini review for all 800+ games, thing's already 450 pages

>>376589582
Damn I miss the storys

>>376590064
Either way, he's made some effort to improve upon himself, that's admirable.
It's just that everything else about this low breed screams desperation.

>>376590253
they would still he here if cunts didn't report them for molesting their daughter on stream

>>376590190
Well first of all I wouldn't have put it in fucking 12 point font. The backgrounds are an eye sore. I actually do layout and design for a living so yeah I could definitely do it better than that, but for $60 he really should have hired a designer instead of doing it himself to save money. That's just embarrassingly bad. The fucking stretched pixel images and awful typesetting. The fucking windows. The gradient fades. It's hideous.

>>376590280
I'm just saying I'm not sure he did make an effort. He loves playing the victim. I'd imagine he was never fat and just had some baby weight til 12 or 13 then he likes to go on about how fat he was to make himself seem like a dedicated guy.
Maybe I'm wrong though. Who knows. He just seems like a real disingenuous prick, and he definitely doesn't seem like a guy who used to be fat.

>>376590697
Okay, so how much would he have to pay someone to edit together a 450 page book?

>>376590819
I don't know, I'd have to do up a quote. At least a few grand depending on the format the reviews come to the designer in. That's what the outrageous $60 price tag is for. It's supposed to offset the price of getting these things done properly.

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>>376587139
>>376587271
>me and my friend made a reddit account and posted on reddit
>i don't use reddit

>>376591127
as in i'm not a reddit user. i don't know how the shit works and how gullible they are there. we made the account specifically to post that story.

>>376588205
His voice acting every 5 seconds shtick is annoying.

>always deletes his videos that gained negative attention because they are shit
>blocks people on twitter that mentioned that fact
He is a huge hypocrite.

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>>376589939
How is this any different from just reading an article on Hardcore Gaming 101?

>>376592801
a hardcore gaming 101 article would be better written

So what retrogaming channels are you subscribed to?

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>>376594030
HG101 actually has their own youtube channel where they sometimes interview obscure Japanese developers and talk about dead developers like Hudsonsoft.

It's pretty comfy but also kind of sad in a yearning for nostalgia kind of way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXQQPmzEiSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma6ZFpj8SLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdDe0ENDz9w

>>376594607
The guy needs a better mic or keep the volume lower but I like the ones you linked.