>when you accidentally press the taunt button

>>376575165
I fucking died

What a dumb nig.

>>376575165
Why do faggots do this?

>>376575165
You could have made it a filename thread and put it as the filename

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>boss is larger than you

Has the fighter said anything after losing like that?

>>376575710
>STR vs. DEX

>>376575578
It only really works in boxing regarding combat sports, it can work in MMA but should only be done if your opponent is on his back to fluster him more

>>376575710
>minmaxer vs pure build

>>376575794
>should only be done if your opponent is on his back to fluster him more
It would definitely be safe enough to do then. Good strat against a grappler too.

>>376575578
Taunting someone will make that person more aggresive, which increases their risk of making mistakes.

>>376575165
What a fucking tryhard pussy, dude's just messing around and he basically fucking sucker punch kicks him.

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>when the backstab ability fails

>>376575165
Just imagine if you were human and this happened to you.

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>when you're in bed and you get a leg cramp

>>376575710
How was that even allowed?

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>lifesteal on hit

>>376575165
Only Genki Sudo can pull off a robot dance while in the ring.

>>376575976
fuuuuuuuuuck I can feel it

>>376575941
I've seen this backfire so many times, only 1 or 2 guys are able to pull it off and they do it in every match flawlessly

>>376575710
Why the fuck did he go for a kick in the legs first? That work against people with long and weak legs, not wide legs with muscle.
Asian guy should have go for the head instead, a sucker punch even if he intended to win.

>>376576045
this is fucking insane

>>376575969
>You_die_in_the_game_you_die_irl.webm

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>>376576027
Nips don't give a shit

They approach MMA with basically a pro-wrestling mindset of what will be the craziest shit to watch

>>376576027
lol thats what I want to know

>>376575976
>restless leg syndrome vs grimace

>>376576045

I didn't know Freddie Mercury was such a good fighter.

>>376576045
That can't be healthy.

>>376576045
lol its that Wolfenstein gif

>>376575957

Woooow this is only an official fight hahaha why are you trying so hard to win haha

>>376576045
based Takayama

>>376576045
The fear is palpable on that blonde nip, he knew what was coming.

>>376576065
Yeah plus in MMA a lot of matches can end started by a single random hit, taking risks isn't that bad of an idea

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>when all of the dialogue choices are the correct secret password

>>376576185
Based gooks

>>376576185
Who is this spunk sorceress?

>>376576045
>Con vs Con

>>376575957
>just messing around on professional fights
I would agree with you if they were sparring, on a professional fight that's plain disrespect.

>tfw mma is full of thugs
>tfw mma basically destroyed all the appeal of more traditional martial arts
>every time you bring up martial arts, the topic always goes straight to MMA

Can we go back to the ninja craze of the 80s and 90s? It was honestly more interesting.

>>376576537
Because Bruce Lee was right

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>???

>>376576537
I'll give MMA credit for being a little more pragmatic than traditional MA, but yea its becoming harder and harder to find them now due to the MMA boom.

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>taking out the mobs on stage 1

>>376575976
Ah yes, the mummy hold. Truly an art.

>>376576537
>>376576641
Why even fucking bother with traditional martial arts? Especially asian ones, most of them are for bullshit self cultivation anyway.

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>>376576537
>Can we go back to the ninja craze of the 80s and 90s?

what do you, like this

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>>376575969
What the fuck was that guy's problem?

>>376576629
Not vidya, but
>psionic rolls grapple (Int)

>>376576648
hell of a haymaker

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>when you get past the invisible wall

>>376576701
I don't know, I've always wanted to take more traditional ones because it's more fun and less wrestling with a sweaty man on the ground for an hour.

>>376575976
FUCK

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>when a snake attacks you

>>376575976
Mummy guard is unbeatable

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>>376575969
>bystanders just sit and continue as normal

truly they are the higher race.

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>>376576701
>not seeing the poetry in two men using their spiritual way of life to kill each other

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>>376576185
>>376576185
My nigga

>>376576704
>Super move cut-in

>>376575969
>interrupting a korean while hes playing starcraft

>>376576185
I'd stare, fuck the job I'd get a good fap

>>376576970
>>>/wuxia/

Worser than isekai shit.

>>376576185
Steve-O is a guard now?

>>376576185
>Musn't
>Musn't
>noooo
>nooooooo
FUCK

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>>376576537
I like me some good ol chinese kung fu movies

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>>376575165
>When you have to scrap your crafted weapon after looting a better one

>>376575969
fancy ass rich kid with his stupid ass flip flops at the end

>>376576045
>r1 mash

>>376576940
>snake is like "sup m8" to the first guy and he absolutely freaks out

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>when your coach graduated from steve-o's dojo

>>376577087
>I am with the Fist and the Fist is with me

>>376576045
>the third nuke

>>376576045
>2 tank in arena.jpg

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>>376576629
Mizdow, is that you???

>>376577087
ORAORAORAORAORA

>>376577087
Eh only the first one is great.

>>376576940

>throwing snakes in MGS3

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When you only work part time

>>376576045
>Invincible comic Viltrumite fights

>>376577024
Nah, korean wear shoes.

Also, a Korean would duel IN starcraft.

>>376576185

>don't do it don't fucking look someone is going to make one a them jiffs of you on the internet
>BONER YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME AGAIN

kek

>>376576648
burgerland was a mistake

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>>376577020

>>376576648
sometimes you just can't fuck with big guys

>>376577176
Is crossfit a meme?

>>376576430
Miesha Tate

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>Playing on a smurf account

>>376577246
That tattoo is so dumb.

>>376577176
>thought I had enough 20s in
>there's 1m30s left

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>after accepting game over

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>JRPG
>defeated a boss

>>376577406
It is but who's gonna tell him that upfront

>>376576648

lets fug with this big fat guy with tree truck limbs

retards

>>376575710
Bobb Sapp is literally the greatest human to have ever lived.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dCNym6sO3E

>>376577465
Good point.

>>376576803
did he died

>>376577447
super brutal

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>>376577346
What do you think?

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>>376576940
>the way he kicks the other guy
Having a hard kek here

>>376577237
Yeah i agree, this scene was the better than the rest of the two movies combined. I wish I had a webm.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00C5X5NRedo

>>376577447

why?

>>376577447
That's so fucking delicious

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>>376576648

Did they steal Ronnie's last chicken Mcnugget?

>>376577176
What the fuck is this shit?

>>376577515
Naw, he pissed himself so hard that he landed in a lake.

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>>376577176
Man, that thing with the swinging weights can not be good for your back.

>A FUCKING PREGNANT WOMAN
What the shit? Who told her that's safe to lift weights?

>>376577579
food. It looks kind of tasty I have to admit.

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>>376577548
>that last guy standing

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>>376577634
CROSSFIT

It's how hip people get strong nowadays

>>376575969
What is with chinks and trying to sucker-punch (or just straight up murder) people in PC bangs?

>>376576940
>enemies can open doors

>>376576704
Thank you, boss!

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>>376577487
>watching him with the Gaki no Tsukai crew

>>376575165
>cheering that hard after the enemy basically lets him win
Fucking shitters. Both of them.

>>376577579
it's not even an Asian thing, that is the fastest/humanest way to kill a lobster

>>376577579

First stab is directly in the brain, instant death.

>>376577447
>>376577526
That first cut actually kills it instantly.

>>376577309
I thought he got hit by the car

>>376576629
>ermac wins

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>when your training from playing Tekken doesn't quite pay off

>>376577701
>fite me irl
>ok

asians take their games seriously, we are the casuals

>>376577346
Biggest meme of all

>>376577515
Yeah. He's a stunt performer, the idea was to go off the cliff, deploy his parachute and land safely. Which he did, but then he got mauled by a bear as he was waiting for his retrieval crew to pick him up.

>>376577176
>the pregnant lady doing all of that stuff
That's not good for baby

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RIP

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>When you finally get a league promotion

>>376577793

>10% chance on taking damage to spawn three protective clones

>>376577403
>little brother plays on your account

>>376577750
>>376577747

>he still believes this meme

notice the movements after

>>376576350

Nah, man. He got beat a lot. The only fight I saw him win was one where the guy actually got exhausted from hitting him and he managed to knock him out.

>>376575165
That legit looked like the UFC 2 game.

I am fucking amazed.

>>376577793
>the autist clones that immediately file out of the door after their leader is knocked out

>>376577701
Gamer rage. You talk shit online and joke about beating them up in real life but they literally go and do it.

>>376577910

Do you think rigor mortis settles in at the exact moment of death? retard

>>376577895
pffft

>>376577309
>babby's first drive by

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>>376577793
>the three shadow clones walking out of the door at the end

>>376575578
fills meter

>>376577910
>you instantly stop moving when you die

>>376577889
shevchenko vs nunes fight should be good.

>>376577998

>not hit-and-run

you had one job anon

>>376577793
the way those 3 jew penguins leave the room kills me every time

>>376576967
>Being so autistic you immediately follow your nig instincts to jump in when it doesn't benefit you. I'm sure the cops were called.

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>>376576185
>>376576430
>>376577348
This is the caliber of ass that he was staring at.

NO ONE could resist this.

>>376577182
heh

>>376577910
Lobsters and other arthropods don't have a totally centralized nervous system like we do
They have nerve ganglia the entire length of its body.

It's as about as dead as you can make it without disintegrating it or boiling it

>>376578034
do you know how your fingers work? Tendons. Even when you're dead, if something pulls on those tendons, your fingers will move.

>>376577889
This is how you know it's women fighting

In MMA matches for men, they get one solid blow to the face and they fall immediately.

She landed 8 before she even started to go down.

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>>376577487
Is that his actual fucking voice, or did they pitch it down? If it is, that's terrifying.

>>376575976
The forbidden technique

>>376577747
>it's not even an Asian thing
This is true, my 2nd job was at Red Lobster and the prep guys just pop a knife into the thing's head and then into the oven to bake.

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>>376576185
>that fuckin' body
The man basically had no choice.

>>376578168
Oh it's him alright. He's fucking great.

>>376578034
>>376578147
nice, responded to wrong guy.

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>>376575165
>when Japan does things better than the rest of the world

>>376578167
So you're saying women are stronger and can take more hits?

>>376578175
>rotten robbie plays football

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>>376577506
Nothing sickens me more than a suckerpunch.

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>when you're delivering a car in GTA Online

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>+5 Stick of Commie Slaying

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>>376577793
>that ending

mr. anderson.

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>>376578220

>>376577701
over in Asia, people don't give a shit.

they may be small scrawny Asian boys but they will literally try to fuck your shit up unlike here in America where we just call each other names and gay pussy shit like that.

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>when you play on easy difficulty

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>>376578285

Wow, what a fascist.

>>376578249
Maybe, your mom can take quite a few shots to the face.

>>376575889
kek

>>376577793
Must be a Lili main.

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>activating devil trigger

>>376576940
>entering restricted area and get spotted 3s in

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>>376577309
"He's picking up so much SPEED"

>>376578365
Alternatively
>new game plus

>>376578249
I'm saying women have no upper body strength and have no idea how to throw a competent punch.

>>376578406
He had to have said something to set him off like this

>>376577895
Fucking hell lmao

>>376576629
>No, Patrick, I'm supposed to win, remember?

>>376575976
OH SHIT IM FEELIN IT

>>376578365
If you've seen the show you know how accurate this is.

>>376578365
sauce pls

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>when you roll out of a knockdown in a fighting game

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>>376578204
No warm blooded man could resist a peek. It was a hell of a fight he put up, but there is a limit to what man can endure.

>>376578137
>>376578034

>implying the lobsters soul isn't still feeling the brutal murder cast upon it

>>376577887
Jesus Christ. I lost my shit at this sequence.

>>376576940
>walk the dinosaur

>>376577889
>Once in ever athlete

>>376578481
The low weight class men don't knock each other out much either

>>376578492
Westworld

>>376578406
>fucking wastes him with one kick

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>>376576185
>the ring and that look

>>376578492
Westworld TV

It's ok so long as you don't pay too much attention and just enjoy the next costumes

>>376576537
that ching chong bullshit is retarded

>>376578603
I don't even feel bad this faggot got rekt by gigga nigga anymore.

>>376577889
>>376577403
Was Rousey ever good, or were 99.9% of the rest of womens MMA just that shit?

>>376577346
It's 100% dependant on whoever is running it. If they're good it's good, if they're shit it's shit. This is random shit designed to make it look dumb, so of course it looks dumb.

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>>376578380
Your day is coming Nazi scum

>>376578679
She was always decent but A)She is only a grappler and has not stand up game and B) They kept putting her up against chumps so they could bill her as the new unbeatable phenom.

>>376576045
>cuz everyone is rock'em sock'em robots

>>376577889
Theres something about women's MMA that makes me uneasy
It just looks unnatural, like women aren't built to fight but are trying anyways

>>376577176

Hitting tires with sledgehammers is valid btw. Not the way they're doing it though.

I do it to a big pile of dirt. It's pretty good.

>>376578603
I see what he was going for with that cartwheel and I really wish it worked.

>>376578481
You may not know this but shoving your hand up someone's butt is not throwing a competent punch.

>>376578481
you're an idiot. it has everything to do with weight and less to do with their ability to throw punches

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>GTA St. Petersburg

>>376576940
>australian LAN party

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>>376578685
>It's 100% dependant on whoever is running it.

If they do it right, they're no longer teaching crossfit

The entire basic premise of crossfit is unhealthy and counterproductive.
>do things fast and use your momentum to complete the motion
That's always 100% wrong

>>376578603
Oh shit, the mummy guard actually works.

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>girls can play videogames too

>>376578679
She can't beat top tier strikers. That was her weakness. All her opponents before that were grapplers and/or mid-level strikers.

She WAS legit, and she's still the best grappler in MMA history, but her striking defense is mid-level AT BEST and not adequate to deal with upper tier strikers.

>>376578745
do you believe in God?

>>376578754
huh, dirt too? I'd figure it could be viable due to the rebound off a tire but wouldn't a dirtmound absorb most of the impact?

>>376578679
She was good, but extremely one sided. She could only do 1 thing. Once she got exposed and refused to change, her career was over.

>>376577852
>>376577648
>not good for the baby
>not good because she's pregnant
It's hurt body her choice you fucking cocksuckers >>>/pol/

>>376578679
She was a Judo ? olympic champion. She was certainly pretty good on the ground, and generally athletic. The prblem here beign that she keeps drinking her coolauid that she's a strong woman, which she isn't. So she try to stay upward and box shit while it's her worst point.

>>376578846
womens sports is such a joke outside of a very small realm

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>>376577621
I'm starting to think fucking retarded posts like yours are actually bots that just shitpost generic crap like low-hanging-fruit fat jokes

Either that, or you've got the wit of one.

>>376578846
the entire red team is cheering kek

>>376577447
Joke's on you faggot, that doesn't bother me, I'm a fishmonger.

Also, that first stab into the center pierces the brain, killing it instantly. They don't have a central nervous system anyway.

>>376578846
>LAQUEISHA DAFUQ ARE U DOIN???

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>>376578765
>>376578774
>this assmad about women being garbage fighters

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>>376578850
>she's still the best grappler in MMA history
No shes fucking not she's not even close to that. She has one fucking move and that's her arm bar when she can't lock in that she is a terrible fighter and grappler

>>376578918
>anime poster spends too many words to try to call someone stupid and can't even do that right

Yup, sounds about right.

>>376578846
Non-burger here. What am I looking at?

>>376578916
>outside of a very small realm
Don't kid, women's sports is a straight up joke.

>>376578857
You have to actually lift it if you hit something not rubber

>>376578846
MODERATE KEK

>>376579029
dindu sports

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>>376575165
>>376575578
>>376575957

>black people

Showboating and bullshit like this didn't exist before black people started dominating them.

>>376577759
it's still brutal.
It gets fucking cut by the half

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>>376576045
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIID

>>376579029
Own goal

>>376578981
olympic medalist in judo you fucking retard

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>>376578918
>shitty jrpg fan is also overweight and buttblasted

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>>376577887
>tfw Shibata suffered permanent damage will never wrestle again

>>376576286
professional tryhards are the biggest faggots

>>376575976
mummyguard is unstoppable

>>376577759
good to know

>>376579029
You're looking at a women's college basketball player scoring on her own team.

>>376578167
It's MMA, they all fight like fucking high school kids, it's an embarassment.

>>376577793
>killing a boomer with a melee weapn

>>376578490
TAKYOOOOOON!

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>>376578365
>Westworld will NEVER return in your lifetime

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>>376579124
>she's still the best grappl
That's fine there are olympic level wrestlers in the MMA too you dumb mother fucker. Wrestling requires way more fucking grappling then Judo. Are you going to say she is a better grappler then people like Don Frey?

>>376576704
been staring at this for 10 minutes still cant tell if its real life or a video game

>>376579029
She puts the ball in her own net.
Like, not even in a chaotic moment.
The play is paused and she's supposed to start it up by going to the opponent's net

It's like if a goalkeeper turned around and booted the ball in his own net and thought he scored a goal for his team

>>376577887
Did the guy headbutting actually die?

>>376576369
Is it a secret society?

>>376579196
Good, they ruined it. Half the characters are retarded and the black chick is the worst character ever written.

>>376579050
I don't know, I think acrobatic type sports are where women succeed.

>>376577887
>when you think wrestling is real

>>376575165
stupid nigger

>>376578406
faaaaaake

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>when the mobs only target you

>>376578810
Have you just been reading memes about it? because yes if people teach you dumb shit then you get dumb shit. All it is is a branded mix of various training regimes. The problem is that they let people who have no business training people train people.

You'd see similar shit if you let joe random from the street teach regular shit, but less pronounced.

>>376579254
Yes
And also they decided to make everything into a twist so much that literally no one had agency and it was all planned by Hannibal Lecter

>>376579248
Only if white people do it. If you see a white person throwing hand signs they are part of a cult.

>>376575165
How fucking stupid can this nigger be?

I mean goddamn. I know their IQ is considered to be in the "borderline retarded" zone but this guy takes it even lower.

>>376579228
No, but the headbutt caused a subdural hematoma. His career's probably over.

>>376579202
WAY better

in terms of "pound-for-pound" (which is all that counts in a sport with gender divisions and weight classes) she is THE most effective grappler in MMA history

>>376579265
Gymnasts are athletes, but it is not a sport. Just like marathon running isn't a sport.

>>376576629
It's a mime

>>376578603
mark hunt's buttflop guardsplash pass is better

>>376578969
i'm more upset about people who literally dont know anything about combat speaking as though they do. they just cant hit as hard retard, their technique is fine the majority of the time

>>376578846
I just realized that it isn't just the one girl that is retarded, but the one passing it back in is also following her.

>>376577487
Why do blacks and japs make the best combination?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6VF6a1tLmM

>>376579228
he collapsed after the match and it ended up he had a subdural hematoma and in like a month has had two brain surgeries, I highly doubt he's wrestling again at least

>>376578856
o i believe in goyd

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>>376579296
>don't worry she don't bite
>pitbulls are harmless bro

>>376579296
HE A GUD DAWG HE DUN DU NUFFIN

>>376579269
Japan does full contact.

>>376577759
>it's ok to shove a knife in its head because it dies quickly
You don't see this logic applied anywhere else

>>376579296

fucking niggers i swear to god

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>>376578969
Yes, because a retard that never been in a fight like you know so much about fighting. I mean outside the time you got your ass handed to you by 5 year old girl with no arms or legs.

>>376579228
No, but he can't wrestle anymore.

>>376577887
>go benoit yourself

>>376579378
Extreme juxtaposition. Meek, small, pale, quiet asians against big, scary, loud, darkies.

>>376577692
But hip people aren- oh.

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>>376579331
>>376579379
>subdural hematoma
What is that, exactly? Also, why'd he even headbutt him at all? It clearly was overkill. He must feel pretty foolish.

>>376579203

well it ain't fucking arma

>>376579296
>these piece of shit dogs don't even have collars half the time
>nothing to grab on to if they go savage

>>376579296
Literally all you need to do is stomp on one of their fucking legs and they can't follow you anywhere.

>>376579339
they aren't competitions is what you mean

>>376579296
he must have said something really speciest to upset those dogs.

>>376578846
I can't tell if the red team scored on their own net, or the opposing team began the quarter setting up to defend the wrong net.

>>376577889
maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, but those punches seem wide no? as in they're going out further when they should be straight

>>376579296
>Priest with Fade on CD

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>>376576648
>that guy copping a spinebuster in the background

>>376578846
This had to be done knowingly as a joke. It's the beginning of the quarter and the whole team seems to be going along with it.

>>376579492
Grabbing them around the neck is the safest way, although you have to get a good grip is the problem. Dogs are slippery as fuck

>>376579492
>be merican
>kick another persons dog
>get sued

Guessing that's why they are trying to not hurt the dogs.

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>>376577487
Based

>>376579480
that was his gimmick

of course that might be the worst possible fucking gimmick I can think of for a wrestler to ever take

>>376579296
In my country many years ago a thief got killed by 2 rottweiler dogs.
The cops couldn't get inside the property because it was 3am in the morning and judges were asleep of course.

The fucker died there.
Watching this makes me think how awful way to die is that.

>>376579480
Basically bleeding in the skull that puts a ton of pressure on the brain that can lead to brain damage or death.

>>376579480
Brain hematoma

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>>376579480
Japanese wrestling is full contact.

>>376575710

Oh is this the guy from the webm where he plays the arcade, and it zooms in on his face. I should watch more GnS.

>>376579539
I think she was anticipating for ronda to put her guard up so it would have blocked any straights. but she didn't even do that so she got hammered

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>>376579480
just google it brother, he's been doing it a couple times the last year and like once 4 years and as overkill as it is it does genuinely look quite cool with the blood going down his face, probably not worth your career though i guess

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>>376579573
>>376579597
>>376579602
Well, I feel bad that his career is over, at least he's not smashing his head into things anymore.

>>376575710

>mfw when the guy doing the beating in this one beats the shit out of the guy getting beat up in >>376576045

>>376579539

Nunes wasnt really being crisp with her striking at that point in the fight. she literally won in the first exchange, every punch after that was just to make sure the ref called it.

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>>376579302
Kipping dude
Kipping

It's apart of official Crossfit shit to do things wrong.
And let's not forget "muscle confusion"

>>376579296
That will teach that dumbass not to put ham in his pants.

>>376579332
>in terms of "pound-for-pound" (which is all that counts in a sport with gender divisions and weight classes) she is THE most effective grappler in MMA history

by what metric? paul sass was trash, but had a higher rate of subs, gunnar nelson and demian maia are far better pure grapplers. ronda has a good uchi mata and o soto gari, which worked for her in a division full of scrubs who couldn't afford to train full-time. she's far from an elite grappler

>>376579641
>Mac wonders how he got here.gif

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>>376579564
No judge would rule against a person kicking a dog that is tearing chunks off of a human. Not even once.

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>>376578918
Too many words used to say "fuck off retard"

>>376579332
you are a sheep

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>>376579296

tell me those dogs god turned into ashes

absolute scum animals

kill all dogs

>>376577759
if you do it right, it is.

He didn't do it right. They are the type of crustacean where once its dead that's it. No more neural receptors. So when he turns it to slice its back and its leg moves? Its still alive.

Suffered pretty brutally because he didn't kill it properly. You don't just spear down on the head then use leverage to hack through the front in order to kill it, you do that AFTER you properly sever it.

>>376579530
Red team faked a set up and scored on the opponent.

>>376579296
saved for the eventual /v/ bitching about cats and dogs again thread

>>376579296
desu just kill those dogs and get it over with, fuck that shit

>>376579332
>>376579696

This is such a thorough shut down, i just want to applaud it

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>>376578285
>that guy casting blind

>>376579696
her record speaks for itself

you have no idea what you're talking about

>>376576648
>anon harasses gaben about hl3.webm

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>mobs can be stunlocked

>>376576045
>Ref FINALLY steps in once the guy is beaten half to death
Jesus, it's like I'm watching Ippo

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>>376575165
>guy is obviously knocked out cold, referee notices it just as much as his opponent did which is why he was rushing to stop the fight
>he still comes down on him and fucking pulverizes his unconscious face

I know it was in the heat of the moment and he was mad at the taunt, but was that really necessary? Has there been an MMA fighter humane enough to stop himself when he knows he won the fight?

>>376579771
you're a faggot

>>376579692
But it's not "doing things wrong" it's a specific thing, it's a fucking dumb thing to do most of the time, but this is the point. Crossfit is stupidly high intensity by design. Which is why it's vital that someone that knows their shit is doing it because otherwise people do get fucking hurt.

Most people shouldn't even look at it.

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>>376577182

>>376579296
fuck off catfag the guy probably did some shit to the dogs. they don't attack unless provoked

>>376579926
The Fallout 4 version of this with sound is fantastic.

>>376575578
Black people shouldn't even be in ring desu.

>>376579673
ok thanks

>>376579910
>her record speaks for itself
A record doesn't speak for anything when the organization you fight in catered your career so you can be "da bes!"

>>376579945
There's no way to know if someone will stay down, sometimes fighters can bounce right back up even if they fall from a hit.

You capitalize on it.

>>376579887
except it's completely 100% wrong

>>376579926
>"You wanna fucking go, human?"
>POW
>"...Woah, they don't normally do that when I stand up all the way. What do I do now?"

>>376575578
The negro is a strange creature

>>376579926
Fucking incredible

>>376579296
>someone is walking their fucking kid through the scuffle
>dog owner barely trying to hold back the dogs, is just holding the lead as it runs around
>that guy throwing an impromptu wet t-shirt contest
I hate that some dogs have a bad reputation, its not actually the dogs fault, its the owner, the owner doesnt train them, they get these "hard" looking dogs because it makes them look tough, they want to be tough guys who have a badass looking dog. Badass McRobyou isnt going to want to have a collie as a pet, or a toy breed, they want a badass status symbol, not a pet.
t. work in kennels. Fuck people that buy dogs as ornaments, these dogs shouldnt be bred and anyone that owns one should be investigated.

>>376577447
I never really get why people don't boil it live like you would crawfish. Does it take longer to die since its so much bigger?

>>376579945
You don't win until the ref tells you you win

If you have to stop and use your own judgement to tell, you're go down one day when you could have won.
The ref's job is to say who wins. Let him do his job.

>>376579910

her record doesnt speak for itself, she was fighting shit fighters. Are you gonna say that Bethe Correia is a good fighter? she was competent fighter in an incredibly shallow division that fell apart the first time she met a real challenge. get fucked

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>>376580012
No you.

>>376577621
Is he gay?

>>376580012
fuck off dog defender. poor guy probably got attacked for nothing

>>376580012

unless it's an agressive breed that runs on instinct, like those pictured