How will pcbros ever recover?

post more im phone posting so I cant

Armagetron is an awesome game and it's free

Check mate console plebeians

But which has superior LIMB-based combat?

>>376559404
Is that movie good?

>>376560334
Tron?
I don't know.

Monsters university?
A complete dogshit. Mike's a nerd who can't put theory into practice, no matter how hard he tries. Sully is a dickhead jock, overconfident who is successful at the begining but is proven too dumb later on. They are both going to get expelled for shit grades, but they're allowed to stay if they win some bullshit games (can you believe this shit). They join a team of rejects (There's no better clown to the audience than the designated bullying victims) and in the end all depends on Mike to win. He wins because Sully cheated since he thought he would lose, he would have lost anyway since the forced plot required that to be the case. Mike thinks pride means a shit and confesses. Both get expelled and get hired as Janitors on Monster's Inc. As the credits pass, they work their way up in the company while people who studied hard to get a position keep been sunk in unemployment.

What's next, Pixar? A movie about nepotism and how having connections gives you the success of your life? I hate this fucking trend of exaltating as virtues the most idiotic mistakes a person can commit.

wtf i hate pc now

If PC was like a really nice burger from McDonalds, consoles are like a bowl of fruit
Sure you could have something convenient and cheap
But wouldn't you rather have something that's actually good for you and dosen't cause you problems all the time
In summary, if consoles were like really nice cone of ice cream, PC would be the equivalent of a paper cup of shaved ice
In other words if PC was like a bowl of spaghetti with ketchup, consoles would be like a really nice well done steak with ketchup
To be clear if consoles were like ketchup on mashed potatoes, PC would be like mustard on toast

tl;dr rather than feed your dog some nasty old dogfood (PC), wouldn't you like to give them something nice like some delicious chocolates?
I hope I've really made you think today, bros

>>376562140
PC is like the McChicken

>>376562393
Maybe if consoles are like an enema

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>>376562140
>Food analogy

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>>376562702
>not smart enough for food analogies
Sasuga

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>>376562140
>this is the result of letting your dog play consoles.

>>376563428
That is the reaction my dog had when found out I'd bought a PS4, puked all over my carpet, called me a weeb and then moved out
Didn't even tell me his new address

>>376562140
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

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>>376560110
>100,000 yottabytes of ram

>>376561310
Jesus, man, calm down.