>hero gets killed immediately

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>>376554830

Why was Junie such an incompetent fuck-up the entire movie? Has he never played a video game before?

fucking hell purple robot girl's hair was so fucking greasy

>>376554830
Is there a single video game character that can beat The Guy?

>>376555915
He was struggling with some pretty heavy lust for his sister. Junie didn't really know how to deal with that and so those emotions manifested in his inability to really get things done.

Final fantasy 8

>the guy was literally a 30 year old pretending to be a kid

>>376555915
Apathy and retirement making him rusty.

>>376556215
So, he's /v/?

Zettai Hero Project

Why could the game be affected by the operatives on their computers in the sense that they could make lava waves, but they couldn't just contact Junie or pull him out of the game?

>>376556071
I'm pretty sure this is canon.

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GRANDPA

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>>376554830
>He Was Only 15

>>376556215
That's the best you can get on hollywood when you're a turbo manlet.

>>376556215
Elijah Wood was only 22 at the time.

And it helps that they call him "The Guy" instead of "The Kid"

>>376556071
>>376556339
Gonna need some proof on that one.

>>376556330
They have access to the world server but not the chat server.

>>376554830
RIP Frodo

>Hero gets killed by the villain
>goddess forces the villain to replace the hero
>you now play as the villain

>>376556381
Since when do westerners refer to it as Drag on Dragoon?
>>376556465
Shouldn't that give them access to logging Junie out, then?

why is it that everyone has seen this fucking movie

>>376555527
>hero is killed 13,999 years before the game starts

>>376556496
Dark Pit has a good theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24m2oeWteFw

>>376556439
The actors even said in an interview that there was always supposed to be this taboo kind of attraction thing between the two of them but, as is the case with espionage, sometimes you lie and keep things to yourself. It's poetry. Spy Kids really doesn't get enough credit.

>>376556516
No, that would be the log in server. You realize that seperating this things as much as possible is vital, right? Imagine if everyone started lagging when a log in queue formed.

>>376556381
what the fuck is this

The kids in this move awfully white for Mexicans.

>>376556215
>>376556435
This, basically. He represents the young adult guys at vidya tournaments for children. The kids automatically assume he's really good because he's much older, and give him a sort of respect accordingly, but he's still a scrub playing with children.

>>376556589
It's about video games. Even if it's bad every kid will want to see it.

Wasnt their a couple of flash games that let you do that giant mech fight and the racing?

>>376556634
Doesn't help that the third one is pretty bad.
>>376556683
Can confirm, my little brother is ultra impressed with my Pokemon knowledge, but it's mostly just legacy skill from grinding out the franchise for 20 years and I'll lose to anyone that actually plays it seriously even if they're younger.

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>>376556634

>>376556785
thanks doc

>>376556785

shit

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>>376556785
GAME
OVER

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>.5

Watching these movies as an adult made me realize just how fucking weird they are.

>>376556663
The girl is half white, half Colombian. The boy is Jewish.

The dad is mainland Spanish and the mom is Italian. The only Mexicans in Spy Kids are the director and Danny Trejo.

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>>376556871
>>376556926
>5

>>376554830
oops

>>376556932
DHARKBOY AND LAVAGURRRRRRL

>>376556785
Thanks doc

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>>376556785

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>>376555527

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>>376556785

>>376557021
kek'd

>tfw you will never get curly hair like the guy

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>>376556785

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>>376556785
It's time.

>>376556785
Nice one, Dr. Mutou

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>hero dies permanently if you mess up a QTE

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>>376557021
蟻のためですか?

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my son... he is sick

>>376557137
>tfw curlier hair than the guy

>>376556785
oh fuck

What's the guy up to these days? He's not acting still is he?

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>>376556785
>The Guy

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>>376556785

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>The person you thought was a villain was actually the hero the whole time.

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So if you only get one Chance to play the game before dying, is it even a test of skill? You don’t even get to practice. Or is it about quick thinking versus tested and grinded knowledge of mechanics? Always seemed like a bullshit game to me. if two guys go into an FPS blind, is the more skilled one the guy that adapts quickly or Just the guy that got lucky and chose the gun with the right properties? Would the same result had happened if they had been given a few weeks to practice first?

>>376556663

>All mexicans are brown

Wow, Samuel L. Jackson is awfully black for an American.

Idiot.

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>Hero loses in the end

>>376556785
L
O
L

>>376556646
Prank article for a sequel that doesn't exist.

>>376557627
Is it weird that I find her hot for an old woman?

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>>376556785

>>376557627
>villain convinces civilians she's a hero by manipulating the media and releasing propaganda

>>376557724
Yes

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>>376556785

>>376557603
All spics are brown, even pasty fucks like Ted Cruz.
t. castizo

>>376557740
>She

>>376557724
You can't even see anything that's actually hillary clinton in that picture except 2 eyeballs and some teeth. Otherwise you're seeing inch thick caked on makeup and hair bleach

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>>376554830
The events of the game couldn't even start without the hero dying

>>376557740
>manipulating the media by having the #1 story be something harmful to you

>big spooky boss appears
>immediately gets crushed by bigger and spookier boss who was the real fight

What games do this?

>>376557787

Why are Amerifats the only fucking people to be so obsessed with "Being white"?

Saying people from a certain country is "strictly white, black or whatever" is fucking stupid, even more so from a nation with that much diversity.

>>376557841
Sounds exactly like most porn stars, at least in the U.S.

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>>376557952
>only Americans care about racial identity

>>376557787
why would you tell lies on the internet?

>>376557952
>muh purity
>t. American mutt

>>376557843
>hero dies before the game starts
>and infinite times during
>and is so dead by the game is over he doesn't fucking exist to most people
suffering

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>>376557740
Ironic...

>>376557843
Is it possible to comrehend the story of Blazblue without reading the Japan only manga and light novels?

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fuck off fgt

>>376555915

He´s busy saving the world and building a weird relationship with his hot sister

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/v/ as a beta tester

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>>376557952
We must exterminate all the copper races, including jews.
t. yuropoor

>>376558195
The story is not at all complicated.
People just make it sound more convulted than it really is like KH when its stupidly straight forward.

>>376558152
How did BB go from an eldritch horror story to being about girls with big tits hunting down the dick of the same guy?

Didn't Carmen get jealous of Junie's crush or something

>>376558450
I don't know. There's time travel involved, which automatically makes things much more confusing. 2 characters are actually the same character who time traveled, there's an alternate dimension, a lot of characters have unclear motivations unless you play every single story mode and all the branching paths, and the story is spread out across the different game versions somewhat

>>376558450
Ah, so it's just a meme? I've only ever really played the game for the fighting and ran through the arcade mode a few times with some characters I like, so I never payed close attention to the story until now. Why do people try to make stories sound more complex than they really are for games like that? Like you said, I've noticed it with Kingdom Hearts as well.

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>hero has gender swapping mechanic

>>376556967
Also, Ricardo Montalbán

>>376558685
That would be dumb.
You're dumb.

>>376556785
Thanks doctor

>>376556071
>lust for his sister
What?

>>376556589
I haven't. I only saw the first two movies.

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>>376559079
That would be cool, faggot

>>376557603
>Samuel L. Jackson is awfully black for an American.
???

>>376558618
>Why do people try to make stories sound more complex than they really are for games like that? Like you said, I've noticed it with Kingdom Hearts as well.
Because theyre too lazy to use their brain. You can argue the story is stupid but to say something is convulted when its so easy to comprehend is no excuse.

I hate my trips so goddamn much.

>>376559079
how wrong you are

>>376557627
>Villain kills one of the protagonists and then tries to turn the other protagonists against each other

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>hero is smug

>>376559079
Hey fuck you, I'd play it.

>>376559928
who is girl,why she s happy,why is she look from old time.

>>376559302
You want me to read you the dictionary definitions of those words or...?

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>>376560395
it's wendy

>>376557952
Okay Muhammad calm down

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>Hero is thrown into a groundhog day loop by an eldritch god in order to obtain necessary information from the three major game story routes to unlock the fourth one where the god uses that information to begin his world conquest and slaughter/brainwash/neutralize all who would oppose him.
>The entire time the hero is told by the god that he is just attempting to help him find his happy ending where everyone lives until the plan comes together and the god tosses him by the wayside, at which point the hardest route in the game starts where the fate of the world is in your hands and that of a qt robot maidfu, along with whomever your closest friends were in the other 3 routes
>or you can do a hidden fifth route where you side with said god and join him in his brutal conquest, becoming his avatar and potentially brainwashing your waifu into a willing participant depending or killing them yourself depending on who they were.

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>villain used to be your best friend but he saw things for what they really were and you and your stupid party decided you knew what was better for him and payed the price

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>>376556663

>>376557380
Last thing i know of that he was in was that VR short movie thing.

>>376558102
Only americans and larping cucks then

>>376554830
>Hero accidentally commits genocide

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>>376556785
nice

>>376554830
So what actually happened to the guy irl?

>>376561920
He had a (cute)wife and 6 kids, one if them named after one of the hobbits

>>376556589
I swear to God, last week or so I picked up and shuttled the actor for Rez from Spy Kids 3 from the airport. A foreign Indian couple thought he was bigtime famous and got a picture in the lobby with him.

>>376560980
fucking E.Y.E

>>376557230
>when you can't reset the toggle flips

>>376557724
that's one of Bill's used goods, dude

>>376554830
>game has a scripted death

>>376557521
>Braid

>>376556367
TAKE ME BACK TO YESTERDAY

>>376557740
Yes, Trump supporters REALLY ARE this oblivious!

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>>376559928
I don't care if it's veiled advertising.
This is the best kind of advertisement I've ever seen.

>>376556589
Wasn't this movie pretty big because it pushed 3D back then when we were going through one of these 3D fad periods?

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>hero can be crossbreed

>>376554830
>Every character in the series returns for the final boss fight

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>>376556785
Nice 5

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>>376565961
that is a terminal case of side mouth holy shit

>>376566208
The weird thing about side mouth is the animators usually still draw the front of the face with a lip shape.

>>376560980
What game is this?
E.Y.E Divine Cybermancylike that anon said?
Does all that shit really happen? Sounds extremely neat.

>>376556785
holy cocks

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>>376566285
I noticed. the structure was there and everything, but the fucks were too lazy to create a head shape for an open smiling mouth and instead went maximum overjew

>>376566180
Holy shit i want a game that do that

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>>376556785

>>376556589
Videogames weren't a part of normie culture yet

A movie about videogames was relatively uncommon and every kid begged their mom to take them to see it.

>>376566705
What would it look like if they actually tried to animate the jaw opening in profile?

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>>376567352
some small changes to chin position I'd assume, which would be a tad more prominent because of her big ass kawaii uguu open mouth. Couldn't possibly take that long to make, but I'm assuming the mango is recycling assets for easier animating, so it would probably be far more convenient for them to just use the standard "looking left" pose and paste a smile on the side than redraw the head, even if only a bit

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>>376556785

>>376556381
>Instant Death Love Battle RPG

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>>376565487
Smug Wendy a cute.

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post yfw "I'm the guy"

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>>376556785

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>>376568295

>>376560985
>saw things for what they really were
>Griffith

Not quite how I would describe "being so buttblasted your boytoy left that you go fuck a princess to feel better then get captured and tortured for a year", but okay

>>376558380
wasn't he alpha irl?

>>376556785
The file name wasn't opps you dissapoint me son

>>376555915
It's really weird becuase in the previous movies esspcially in the second one it was shown that Junie can be really competent and smart. Like taming a spider monkey, or even overcoming his fears in the first movie.

>>376556967
And Selena Gomez's character

>>376556589
It used to come on cartoon network a lot

>>376554830
oops

>>376556020
the kid who wants to be the guy

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>>376556785

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>>376556785
FUCK

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>>376568295

>>376556589
I saw it in middle school and then again years later with my nephews.

>>376558618
To be fair the story is pretty complicated. There's like a hundred different characters and a bunch of weird in universe barely explained stuff like some invisible guys on floating chairs.

>>376558470
One of those two things sells more copies.

>>376560985
>saw things for what they really were
He's literally just some power hungry faggot who would do anything to get ahead. He was salty at guts for having his own life.

What an absolute cunt.

>>376573556
What was it?

>>376557740
>She
yes goyim...

>>376556976
Faggots.

Now watch this here 5.

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>>376575305

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Is he kill

>>376575426
>moron masque visage du parti

awful.

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>>376562165
>google character
>there's a spy kids wikia
>it's really, really bad

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What exactly was their problem?

>>376565961
translation when

>>376575764
Columbine

why did his lives run out so fast

>>376556303
The Guy is literally /ourguy/

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>>376568176
https://my.mixtape.moe/bqpbck.gif

>she's watching you tweet

>>376575772
It's really just flavor text, like that they eat sealife or that the octopus girl uses her tentacles, you're not missing out

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>>376556589
My retarded cousin wanted to go see it so my aunt made me go with him.

>>376576313
>helping a corporation meme

wew goy

wew

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>>376554830
>If you kill him, you'll become just like him

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>>376577518
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>376574340
Pretty sure Call of Cthulhu has more sales than the average tentacle rape hentai

>>376575750
Most wikis are shit, which is why there are multiple wikis for some franchises. I'm halfway convinced that the dedicated fanon wikis exist just because people were sick of seeing fanfics on the official wikis, e.g. Digimon Wiki and Yugioh Wiki.

>>376576313
>My dick

>>376561285
I NEED a sauce for this someone please? Google doesnt help

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>>376554830

>dive in
>killed instantly as team retreats and is eventually wiped

>dive in
>team follows and we wipe the enemy team

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It's still not fair bros

>>376577518
saws

>>376584445
>Forced the group countlessly through the deathroad until they had enough and abandoned her
>Ouma spends his free time events warning her that she shouldn't give in to the game or something bad will happen and she tells him to shut up and doesn't know anything
>Manipulates Saihara's plan into a murder trap under his nose
>Immediately throws the shot put through the vent before checking who's at the library
>Dragged poor Amami into it and put his life in danger
I like her but I think it was pretty fair.

>>376585248
>Poor Amami
>Cuck Saihara
>Lying Ouma
IT'S STILL NOT FAIR BROS

>>376585326
Amami was forced into two killing games three years apart and just wanted to end both of them, only to get screwed over by TDR.
Saihara only become a cuck after Kaede manipulated his plan though.
Ouma may be a liar but he was obviously telling the truth to her there, and she told him he didn't know any better like if she was going through with her plan from the start.
She brought it upon herself.

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>yfw Spy Kids and Machete Kills are in the same world

>>376556589
It was one of the first movies to push the 3D thing

As a kid my mind was blown

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>>376557740
>have to support the leader of a faction
>one will secretly fuck everything up
>the other will openly fuck everything up
well, /v/?

>>376582236
It's from the movie Machete.

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>>376577518
IS THIS WHAT I FUCKING THINK THIS IS

>>376557787
>I never been to Mexico but will give my opinion that ain't a fact
Nigger I seen blonde hair blue or green eyed Mexicans thinking they were white only to find out they weren't tourist but just citizens that didn't know English.

>>376585849
If the third movie really happens, I want to see some kind of cameo at the end showing how he got there

>>376575750
>he is handsome
t. robert vito

>>376556589
Because it's fucking awesome?

They also aired it on CN a lot.

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>>376568295

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>>376556683
/TheGuy/

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SHILO CAN NEVER LEAVE
SHE IS MY EVERYTHING

>>376556589
Saw it on a field trip back when I was in 5th grade

>>376557603
>Wow, Samuel L. Jackson is awfully black for an American.
what did he mean by this

>>376586603
>Eight blue mana
>Twenty white mana
>Seventeen red mana

At this point you've kinda earned "Do whatever the fuck you want."

>>376566990
undertale

>>376589725
>Because it's fucking awesome?
It is indeed awesome, but it is still an objectively bad movie

>>376560980
this sounds like eternal darkness

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>>376562819
can't save dutch

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>>376586149
>it was one of the first movies to push the 3D thing

>>376560985
Yeah, if they really knew what was good for them, they would have left Griffith rot in that prison.

>>376560985
>Another Griffith did nothing wrong faggot
Rickert bitchslapping Griffith is still the highlight of the whole franchise.

>>376556589
I had Starz and HBO growing up and they played this movie every fucking day. I felt sorry for Sly Stallone at the time because I thought this was the end of his career.