New Splatoon 2 Fashion

>Fantasizing about 14 year old squid feet

So, not only are you a desperate faggot, but also a pedo.

>Want to desperately play Splatoon 2 when it comes out
>However, Nintendo loves artificial scarcity, which means I'll never get a Switch

Why does Nintendo insist on killing any hype their systems get nowadays?

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Those look like mickey mouse feet. What the fuck is your problem?
>>376520178
>So, not only are you a desperate faggot, but also a pedo.
Well what do you expect from /v/. Fuck these degenerates.

>>376519865
>>WHITE INK

Not happening. The white tentacles are just for the purpose of the ad. Nintendo isn't stupid, I'm sure they know about all the cum jokes.

As for "BAREFOOT INKLINGS", they're fucking 14. At least show me some barefoot Squid Sisters (who will be at least 19 in Splatoon 2). I'm not a fucking pedo.

>>376520402
The artificial scarcity is a meem. They are selling fast because everyone wants them. The first wave of preorders more than likely did have artificial scarcity, but nothing after the system actually launched.

Best footwear in Splatoon 1 was the traditional geta.

Fite me.

Inkling feet would be boring though. They have no bones, so it would be more like touching a fleshy balloon than actual feet.

>>376521547
You act like that would be a bad thing.

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>>376520178
Where do you think you are?

What is it with Nintendo and attracting footfags as of late?

>Lusamine in the latest Pokemon
>All the barefoot FE waifus
>Now barefoot Inklings

I get that being a footfag is common in Japan, but damn.

>>376521165
>>376520796
>>376520178
Thanks a lot fellow Wredditors! The bacon narwals at midnight! Hyuck hyuck!
How about you leave folks alone and let stop bullying folks that have odd kinks.

Where are the Kimonos.

Footfags get out

>>376521165
Cum is pink you fucking idiot.

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>>376521165

>>376522301
>pink

I think you need to go to the doctors m8 and get that looked at.

>>376522152
Being a footfag is having an odd kink. That's fine.

Being a pedo is a mental disorder. Not in the "gay is a mental disorder" way, but in the full on legit mental disorder way.

>>376522474
Go spout your nonsense elswhere you litteral SJW. It's a cartoon. I hope you know everyone is laughing at you.

>>376522642
I'm pretty sure SJWs are defending pedos, mate.

But seriously, stop getting horny over children.

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>>376522642

>>376520178
>14 years old
>Pedo

>>376522996
>not a child
>not a squid
Cartoon
Would you stick you limp jimjam in a 2 year old fleshlight? Same thing as squirting to a cartoon.

>>376522474
there's that one survey that had a decent sample size of males, most of which admitted that they were attracted to females that were generally younger

Undeveloped cultures with no modern western sense of morality do not see an issue with marrying at younger that what is considered acceptable in the west ect,

Look m8 I don't think pedophilia is okay either, its pretty despicable in a modern sense, but to say that it should fall under the umbrella term mental illness is to assume your modern interpretation of morals should also apply to the default lawlessness of the unfiltered human psyche; and that's just fucking stupid.

>>376523243
Age of consent for most of the world is 18.

As such, anything under is considered pedo.

>But my ass backwards country allows me to fuck 11 year olds, so it's ok!

No, you just live in a shitty country.

>>376523431
I'm talking about how 14 years old=/=a child. Pedophilia refers to attraction to children, ergo using the term pedophillia when referring to attraction to 14 year old girls would be incorrect.

>>376523627
You're essentially considered a child until you reach 18. Even if you're being called a teenager, until you reach an age where most countries classify you as being a responsible adult, you are still considered a child.

This age is usually near or at the age of consent in most countries, therefore, if you are under the age of consent, you are still legally considered a child.

Seeing as 14 is younger than 18, you would still be considered a child.

>>376523431
I thought it was 16?
Either way, it's funny to see people get so defensive over this bait every time it's posted. If you feel the need to justify yourself on anonymous Oceanian message boards then you might have actually problems my man.

>>376524398
>have actually
I might have problems too

>>376523935
>You're essentially considered a child until you reach 18
[citation needed]

>>376523935
still doesn't mean pedophilia is correct term.

you're thinking Hebephilia

>>376523935
>>376523627

Technically speaking, pedophilia is sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

Attraction to pubescent 11-14 adolescents is "Hebephilia"

They're both frowned upon in first world countries, but there's enough of a difference for them to have different terminologies

>>376523431
>Age of consent for most of the world is 18.
most of the world hardly has an AoC

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>>376522474
Go away

>>376521165
There already is white ink in splatoon

Granted it was only for a splatfest