Marry, kill, fuck
>>376507615
Fuck Velvet
Marry 2B
Kill the ganguro rom Gravity Rush and all ganguros alive
>>376507615
Marry Velvet
Fuck Velvet
Kill2B_
kill middle
fuck left
marry right
>>376507615
Kill Sonica the Edgehog, fuck toobs, marry Kittun.
>>376507615
>not marrying the one who is canonically 'good wife material'
>>376507615Marry VelvetMarry VelvetMarry Velvet
nuke the 2 whoresb-but that's not how it works, anon!fuck you
>>376507615
Kill, kill and kill.
You're thinking about how much you wanna **** 2B, aren't you?
Marry Velvet, literally marriage material.
fuck 2B and then prolly fall asleep and forget to do the other two
Fuck Kat while floating in the sky
Kill Velvet
Marry 2B
>>376507615
Marry Velvet
Fuck 2BKill Kat
>>376508079
haha
>>376507615
Oh man, it's the ultimate battle of nose vs hips vs ass.
Fuck Kat
Kill Velvet
Marry 9s
>>376508389
>Marry 9s
Um...
>>376508475
Quit being jealous
marry the virgin
fuck the other virgin
kill the non-virgin
>>376507615
Fuck 2B
Marry Velvet
Kill Kat.
>>376507615
Fuck Kat - She is young now.
Marry 2B - She will stay young forever.
Kill Berseria Girl - Never played the game so don't know what I'm missing out on.
>literally years of cutout waifubait koani clones
>2017 happens
>perfect girls
What went right?
>>376508585
I'm pretty sure they're all virgins, anon-kun.
>Fuck 2B
>Marry 2B
>Kill the nigger and the skeleton
ez
Anal 2B, marry Kat, kill the thing in the middle.
Fuck toobs
Marry Kat
Kill Velvet
Why not both?
>>376507615
Marry 2B
Fuck 2B
Kill the other 2
Marry Velvet. Make the other two fight and fuck the winner.
>>376509212
>>376509143
>>376508612
>>376508658
>>376508171I think we found the winning combo.
>>376507615
Fuck Kat.
Marry Berubetto.
Kill Toobie.
Marry kat, fuck tootyfroottbooty, kill edge lord.
Kill 2B
Fuck 2B
Marry 2B
Stop being mean to the floating hobo.
>>376507615
Fuck kat, marry Velvet, attempt to kill 2b
fail and she pegs me for trying
keep trying every once and awhile because I'm a degenerate
Toobs weighs like 400 pounds. Attempting to fuck her is just asking to get crushed by accident.
>mfw all the poor bastards who didn't play Velvet's game
There's a reason why people are saying she's the best marry choice here.
>>376509702
That's my fetish
>>376509809
>tfw late-game Velvet becomes happy again
>>376509809
I tried the demo, but the combat was so bad I couldn't bring myself to buy it.
I'm not surprised the series has a cult following of waifufaggots, as this thread proves, if not quality gameplay.
>>376509809
It's an average as fuck JRPG, which makes it a above average Tales of. Of course it's going to attract all Tales of shitposters.
>>376509982
>>376510107
>>376507615
Fuck Kat
Marry 2B
Kill Velvet
>>376507615
Only answer is
- Marry Kat
- Fuck 2B
- Kill Shadow Edge
>mfw I'm right
Kill Kat, Marry A2, fuck Velvet
call 2B a bitch to hurt her feelings
Marry Velvet, she is literally the perfect waifu. She can cook, clean, and take care of children and she enjoys it.
Fuck 2B, she is a sexbot anyway.
Kill Kat, the other two just far surpass her.
Fuck velvet
Marry velvet
Marry velvet
Kill the two dumbasses at both sides.
Wow OP this isn't even fair. Kat is outclassed so fucking hard by those two that someone has to be insane not to kill her in this situation.
>>376508714
2B most likely fucked with 9S prior to the game events.
>associating with a smelly hobo
>>376509809
Velvet is just a cliched angst girl though. You see that shit so much in anime.
>>376511095
>associating with a smelly loli
>>376511095
>not loving the smell
>>376507615
Fuck 2B because that's what she's there for, Marry Velvet because she's good wife material, Kill Kat because she's inferior to Raven.
>>376511139
>>376507615
Fuck 2B
Marry Velvet
Kill Kat
Only correct answer. Easiest decision of my life. Despite her edgelord appearance making her seem completely obnoxious, Velvet is God tier homemaker material. I would gladly father any number of children for her.
>>376511095
Toobs is probably just as smelly since she doesn't bathe.
>>376507615
Marry 2B
Mate with 2B in the mating press position. Hard.
Kill no one
So, following on from this logic - Kat would be Pad Thai noodles with red pepper and 2B would be an egg and vegetable stir-fry, correct?
>>376507615
marry kill fuck
>>376507615
Kill
Marry
Fuck
>>376511139
That's far less cliche than the 'nice girl' that Kat is.
>>376512017
2B would be a bowl of nuts and bolts with engine grease for relish.
I just want to marry 2B, she is a good girl.
Marry Kat
Fuck Velvet
Kill 2B
The only correct choice, desu senpai
>>376507615
Marry Kat, fuck 2B, kill Dark Milla.
>Marry Kat
>Get Raven as a bonus and anti-gravity sex
You all are retarded for not marrying best girl.
>>376513797
>marrying literal smelly garbage
>>376507615
- Marry Kat
- Fuck 2B
- Kill Female Shadow the Hedgehog 2
Velvet is canonically the best wife material, anyone saying they wouldn't marry her is wrong.
>>376514156
I'd much rather marry toobs
>>376508171
>>376508612
The only correct answer.
>>376513927
>not washing her with your pee pee
>>376513310
nigga please, Kat doesn't even speak a real language or have the old generic white anime girl skin
All those girls except Toobie will cuck you with black men
You choose
>>376515216
There is nothing wrong with being a cuck.
>>376515280
I agree desu
I am not ashamed to say I can't give my waifu the pleasure she deserves
>>376515216
2B is literally a murder bot. she would kill you in your sleepwhen the you learn the dark secrets of project YoRHA
Kat, on the other hand, likes to help people, always has an upbeat attitude and a sincere smile on her face. Sex with her would be so blissful and fun
Feed Kat
Hug 2B
Kill Berubeto
Marry A2
Fuck Raven
Kill Magilou
This is the real correct answer
>>376508714
what monster would kill a female virgin?
>>376515550
2B is a lovely war bot who'd protect you and love you forever.
Kat is a dark skinned slut who will one day obey her needs as a dark skinned slut and fuck some black dude and get pregnant, and you will have to raise the little shit or pay child support since you will be the legal parent.
>>376511139
Yeah we know you didn't play the game
>>376515946
>playing Tales games
Sex with Berubetto:
>Draining your life energy, subconscious violence from psychological issues, corrupting your soul with malevolence
Sex with Toobie:
>Quarter-ton murderbot sex crushing
I'll go with Kat for the fuck part just because she's least likely to kill you by accident.
>>376507615
That's the easiest one I've seen in years
Kill, marry, fuck.
I have nothing against kat, but come the fuck on. You can't shit on that competition.
>>376509025
Only correct answer.
>>376516028
>Kat fucks you
>she orgasms
>she ends up picking you and and flying really high in the sky
>accidentally lets go
>>376507615
Fuck gyaru hobo
Marry calamity jane
Kill robo dyke
only correct answer
>>376507615
Fuck, Kill, Marry.
>>376507615
fuck kill marry
>>376507615
Kill edgelord
Fuck robutt
Marry qt dark girl
>>376507615
Kill Kat(? I never played her game, unsure of her name)
Marry Velvet
Fuck 2B
>>376516109
>>I have nothing against kat
>>wants to murder Kat
>>376507615
Fuck 2B
Marry Velvet
Kill Kat
Kill Velvet
Kill 2B
Make Kat wear 2B's clothes and marry her
Marry Velvet
Fuck Kat
Kill 2B
>>376515790
kat is loyal! LOYAL!
>>376515216
>>376515790
What if I'm black though? Would i still be getting cu*ked or would I be the one doing the cu*king?Also 2B wouldn't give a shit about you unless your name's 9S.
>>376516852
Loyal to cock. All cock. Black, white, brown, yellow, big, small, medium.
As long as it's fertile, Kat wants it.
>>376507750
fpbp
Wash Kat
Feed Kat
Marry Kat
>>376507615
Marry Velvet, Fuck 2B (she's a sexbot anyway), Kill Kat (non white)
>>376516898
2B would love me, delete this post
>>376515790
>dark skin
>bad
Look at this fag.
>>376514156
if only she didn't dress like a skank
>>376514156
>marrying the worst design of any media ever
Toobs amd Kat are god tier amd you go for this garbage?
>>376507615
Ara
>buy expensive shampoo and body soap
>consensually shower daily together with Kat and help wash her using the soaps
>no more smelly stinky Kat problem
>>376507615
you cannot fuck an android though
>>376507615
fuck kat kill tales chick marry 2B
its obvious anon
reminder that kat is actually a queen from the heavens and has lost her memory
literally the best choice you could ask for
>ywn kiss Kat while floating and soaring above the cool night sea
I want to kiss 2B in the lips
>>376507750
Marry, fuck, kill *
FTFY
>>376518705
Reminder, Velvet can and will kill you, Kat, and 2B. She is the fucking Lord of Calamity and will do whatever it takes to see you and your family dead.
She is also really loving so best choice you could ask for.
>>376508010
>actual line in the game
Stop making me want to go out and get the game
>>376507615
Marry kill fuck
2b would just kill you because you know too much about yorha
>>376519003
>Velvet
Ok anon we all know you want to marry a motherly figure you don't need to be a douche about it
>>376517631
>being shallow
Velvet is better because she's a better character. There's a reason why people who played Berseria like her. 2B is ok but there isn't that much to her and Kat is a ratherflatcharacter.
>>376507615
fuck velvet
marry kat
kill 2B (she has no sex orgiens)
Everyone who picks Kat didn't play Nier Automata or Berseria. Kat is the worst character pictured in the OP and she is flatter than an android which is saying a lot.
She isn't a better character than 2b or Velvet. Her game is not as good as Berseria or Automata. She isn't even better looking than Velvet or 2b. Couldn't be either in a fight, what does she even do better than the other two?
>>376507615
Kill, Marry, Intercourse.
HEAVILY MATING PRESS 2B WHILE HOLDING HANDS WITH INTERLOCKED FINGERS AND KISSINGafter marriage
>>376519503
Flat doesn't matter that much, all about ass and thighs.
Also she controls gravity and shit, I can't imagine a robot or edgelord with magic can do much against basically force powers.
I cry at night sometimes because 2B is not real and my wife
>>376519503
>forgetting about "flat is justice"
Fuck off
Imagine Velvet being crammed in that prison cell for years with no shower.
I wonder what she smelled like, haha
>>376519819
>>376519874
>being gay
>>376507615
Fuck 2B because that's what she's designed for
Kill Velvet because that dress is embarrassing
Marry 2B because she'd surely be easy to teach into being a good wife
Ignore the smelly Vita hobo
>>376519819
I am talking about as a character, she is flat and has no depth. Also 2b has gravity control built in. 2b has better ass and thighs, Velvet also has better ass and thighs so she can't even win in that regard.
>>376519874
Flat characters are not justice. Kat happens to be both flat in chest and flat in personality.
>>376519874
>>376520059
>thinking I'm gay
I'm bi
>>376519819
You know 2b basically has a program that control gravity. Her weapon systems use gravity as well, notice the floating fucking weapons.
>>376520112
>vevet and 2b are not bland
Ignored
>>376520059
>wanting to fuck a robot with no sex organs
no anon, you are the gay
>>376520392
You didn't play either game did you? Did you not want to experience a good game so all you played was Gravity Rush 2 and Horizon?
Replace Kat with Joker and this might be a challenge.
>>376520562
I haven't played either of the games including GR2 and Horizon: Strong Women because I don't own either of the current consoles. Was just shitposting anyways sense Tales usually have well-developed characters and same for Nier (from time to time)
>>376507615
Marry Fuck AND Kill Toobie.
I don't see how anyone can pick anyone but Velvet for marry. She takes great pleasure in cooking, even to the point of mastering the skill without her taste buds. She cleans and takes pleasure in that as well. She has all the maternal qualities suited to a good mate. She can even take care of children, is good with animals, bathes regularly, can hunt for food, and can defend herself well enough before and after the demonblight. If someone kills you, she will hunt the fucker down and destroy all of his dreams just to say fuck you to him. What is there not to like, she even dresses homely before getting her rags. This place might honestly be gay...
>>376507615
marry left kill middle fuck right
>>376507615
Fuck all three marry them, get them to get a huge life insurance policy then kill them all.
>>376507615
marry velvet
fuck 2b
kill kat
Kill the gravity rush girl
Fuck 2B
Marry Velvet
>>376521384
2B is cuter and I love kuudere girls
>>376507795
take it back
>>376521604
Velvet is cuter and I like domesticated girls.
>>376507615
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
>>376519003
Realistically Kat would win in a fight if we assume she can use her gravity powers for whatever they theoretically could do, rather than how she fights mechanically in game.
She can just use gravity powers to make it so neither of them can touch or get anywhere near her at all.
2Bs super strength probably makes her the strongest physically, and Velvets demonic powers are strong, but if we assume Kat is using her powers efficiently (rather than within the confines of her game mechanics), there's nothing either of them can do if a strong enough gravitational force is keeping them from getting anywhere near Kat, since they're both short range fighters, with the exception of 2Bs pea shooter pods.
>>376521971
Well I am happy for you anon and if Velvet was real and you two were in love I'd give you my best wishes and hope you live long, happy and fulfilling lives
>>376522009
Realistically 2b would win in a fight even if you go theoretically since theoretically 2b can control her gravity.
Do you not understand that 2b has enough control over gravity to keep herself on ground and can hurl her sword/spear/fist right in Kat's face. Hell that isn't even needed when the pod will just rapidly blow Kat's face off with the first program it has.
>>376522009
kat could crush either of them into pancakes if she wanted, or fling them into space.
but could kat beat accelerator?
>>376522074
Thank you sir, and if 2b was real and she loved you as much as you loved her I am sure you would be happy to your dying days and you get your brain placed in an android body.
>>376507750
fpbp
2b would make a terrible wife
Kat would be god tier mother material
>>376522276
I'm pretty sure Kat can throw giant fuck you spikes and turn into a blackhole or something
>>376522394
I would be very happy to do that and then live for a very long time with toobs
>>376522009
Did you not play Automata? If you are saying the pod is a pea shooter you didn't play the game.
>>376522556
And I am pretty sure 2b could explode into a fucking nuke.
>>376522009
Can Kat actually do any of this or are you just stroking dicks to jazz?
>ywn get drunk with kat in an alley on the cheapest booze you could find
fuck this gay earth
Kat can't do any of the bullshit you guys are claiming. She controls her own personal gravity and shit within a certain radius of her.
>>376507615
Marry 2B and Velvet.
>killing velvet
She's wife material af
Will actually cook and clean for you
>>376522276
I don't remember her having significant control over gravity itself, just super strength and precision allowing her to do things.
>>376522665
It has other options for fire but it's not her strongest damage dealer. Regardless, gravity could still keep anything 2B can shoot at her away.
Also >>376522280
Also also, 2B nuking herself would knock her out. If you're going to include that kind of thing then Kat cango full on black hole.
>>376522784
She has straight up control over gravity. She never did it, but there's nothing stopping her from just making an impassable gravity barrier.
However if you want to limit it to merely what we've seen her do then she's probably still able to avoid Velvet easily, but 2B could potentially fuck her up.
All three working together still could not defeat Shigure.
>>376519503
im an ass man so, whatever.
>>376523316
2B and 9S can only control their weapons remotely because of their pods. the pods somehow make shit levitate (like when you use engels arm against him in the tutorial). They do not have gravity control, otherwise they wouldnt take fall damage when i jump off cliffs or buildings
2B is fast and strong but not magical. in fact, Kat could just fling a fucking generator at her and short circuit her brain, or throw her into a deep body of water, since she cant swim (too heavy) - game over.
Marry Velvet.
**** 2B.
**** Kat.
Whichever is which.
>>376523316
Again, did you not play the game or did you just not complete it. There is even a pod program called Gravity. Do you not see how their weapons work. Kat is in essence human, a pod blast is going to end her.
>tfw i want kat and 2bto marry eachother
No pod no gravity
No dusty no gravity
>>376523316
>She has straight up control over gravity.
Aside from stasis fields she only controls her own gravity.
>>376523641
Kat takes damage if I hit the ground too.
>>376523316
She only controls her own gravity and a small radius around her. What the fuck are you pulling out of your ass. From the shit she has shown, she isn't taking either Velvet or 2B out.
>>376507615
Marry and fuck all three
then kill all uggo western female characters
>>376523975
kat definitely does not take fall damage, unless you've played a part that i havent where she loses her powers again (still early, dont ruin it)
>>376523894
Except she clearly controls gravity in a space around her or objects wouldn't get caught up in it, and the space that it works at is shown to be variable and of significant range even just going off how far away she can pick up objects from in gameplay.
>>376523690
That's a pod program and thus likely limited to performing what it's shown in game and isn't an innate ability of 2Bs, so she couldn't mess with it to do different things with gravity powers.
>Kat is in essence human, a pod blast is going to end her
True, but arguable depending on how powerful Nevi projectiles are.
>>376523803
No Dusty is just instant loss for Kat anyway, she has zero powers without him.
>>376523975
Hitting the ground from height doesn't damage Kat. She'll be stunned if it's from high enough, but she'll still get up and not have taken any damage.
>>376524772
That space is small as fuck, she isn't defeating 2b or Velvet with it. Velvet can dodge and tank anything thrown at her and she isn't stupid to get caught in her tiny radius. If Kat gets close enough Velvet will eat her. 2b is not going to be affect by Kat's tiny radius and the pod's first program is enough to finish Kat, her spear attack is enough to end Kat. The gravity program is enough for a clean strike to end Kat. 2b has a wide range of things she can do to end Kat and fucker her 9s.
>Picking a retarded Android over Kat, who can actually have children
Marry, fuck, kill
>>376525221
>stasis grabs 2b's pod
>launches it into orbit
granted, 2B would still kick her ass in a fair fight but you're relying too much on secondary equipment. also, kat isnt vulnerable to malware, so thats a big plus
>>376507615
>Fuck
All of them
>Marry
who would be so stupid to marry anyone?
>Kill
you don't kill waifus
>>376525715
2b's reaction speed is far greater than Kat could comprehend and Kat is a functioning retard. The moment you stasis grab the pod is the moment you get a katana in the gut. Kat is all about relying on secondary equipment, which Dusty is. Kat is vulnerable to a sword in the gut and a plasma beam to the face.