Things that make you disregard and opinion swiftly

Dumb phoneposter

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>>376502423
>fun

>10/10 truly an amazing experience you guys should play it too
>thread gets over 300 replies
>not a single post explains why

"CUTE"

It gets better after __ hours.

ya'll

>>376502423
>Video games don't have to be fun

>>376502423
>kino
>cuhrayzee

anime reaction face

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"racist"
"problematic"
"toxic"
"patriarchy"
"friendzone"
"sexist"

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>"It's kino"
Fuck this word

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>"it's the dark souls of x!"

JUST

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>>376502553
>no one asks why it is good
>complains about it months later on a random thread

ISHYGDDT

>>376502686
Why did this become a thing, I hope that word gets snuffed out fast

>I like video games

>>376502725
/tv/ is full of fucking retards who like to take one thing and drone on and on and on about it for years like it's the funniest shit ever and never gets old. See also: baneposting

"graphics"

Is there anything more immature than someone who needs realistic graphics to enjoy a game?

>>376502802
well well well, arent you a big guy?

>>376502862
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. et cetera et cetera, can't be assed to post the whole pasta.

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>"The game really opens up after the 10th hour"

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>>376502843

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>It gets goof after 1 second

>>376502843
Sorry grandpa, were in a different age now. And I can't get immersed in a game that looks like someone shit on my screen anymore.

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>>376502991

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"moeshit"

>>376503018
Modern graphics will be outdated and shitty in 2 years.

>>376502423
Misspelling a simple word in the subject of a thread.

>>376502423

>go back to /pol/

"it's meta"
"it's bad on purpose"
"*insert event here* is actually symbolism"

>>376502930
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>376502423
"in my opinion"

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>Idris Elba is actually classy and therefore a good fit for the role

>>376502423
story discussion greatly outweighing gameplay discussion

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>it's boring
>it's just trying to be deep
>it's pretentious
>what was the point of this game?

>>376503101
>meta
Most overused word

>>376503076
This is when you know its a paid shill who doesn't get that a board isn't a person.

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>gameplay is all that matters, just write a book if you want to tell a story

I dont know but people keep overusing the word : Elaborate

For fucks sake I know there's another word for 'explain' that isnt motherfucking elaborate. It's like babbys first "intellectual" word.

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>>376503230

>>376503230
That's not really a /v/, anon...

>poster uses an anime image

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>This game is redpilled as fuck

>>376503230
>overusing
WELL EXCUSE ME MR FANCY PANTS
MAYBE YOU NEED TO STOP USING THOSE 5 DOLLAR WORDS IF YOU WANT ME TO UNDERSTAND

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>you have to replay the game to see another person's perspective

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>now that the dust has settled

>wojak posters
>pepe posters
>""ironic"" shitposters

>>376503350
I remember one of the fear games.
>First play through: Generic FPS
>Second play through: GLORIOUS ORIGINAL GAMEPLAY WHERE YOU CAN POSSESS PEOPLE

>>376502423
>post begins with "as a woman..."

>it's cute and l-lewd
>lol xd randumb review

So pretty much any anime styled game on steam. Any of the neptunia games have the worst offenders.

>why can't the west make something as good as X?

>>376503230
Care to elaborate for us?

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>>376503407

>>376502423
>nigger
>sjw
>political buzzwords

>>376503415
>Post has female/woman
Cyanidepill me

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>>376502423
'Its better with a controller'

>>376502423
Frogs and feels.

>>376503494
Those two are twisted and corrupted former husks of themselves. They need to be laid to rest as they're only used by low tier shitposters and falseflaggers now.

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>>376503587
I'll never stop feeling

>>376502936
>basically every jrpg

>shit game
>kusoge

These are the worst buzzwords spread around...

>>376503632
Feels are eternal, but Wojak has been claimed by the warp. You know it's true.

>>376502802
>implying /v/ is any diffrent with shit like loss

Faggot kids always think that repeating funny stuff makes then funny as well

>>376502802
>take one thing and drone on and on and on about it for years like it's the funniest shit ever and never gets old

That's a perfect description for frogposters and feelposters.

>>376503632
Then you'll forever be branded a fucking faggot.

>>376503468
Valid point, especially when referring to dubs.

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>>376503827
I don't give a shit about what autistic /v/ermin say or think. The average age here is probably 16.

>>376502843
I do care about the animation side of graphics, which is why shit like Code Vein sucks because their attack animations have no weight

>>376502423
if the only threads about it are waifu posting

>>376503756
/v/ is bad about it, but /tv/ is on a whole other level of autistic. Half the catalog consists of nothing but banespam, cunnyposting, and the term kino used ad nauseum at any given point in time.

>>376503230
'Explain' implies you don't get it
'Elaborate' implies you do but need more info to argue wirh

Both are basic as fuck words

>>376503926
Is this a common complaint about the trailer? I noticed this too. Looks like a cheap MMO or something.

>>376503217
what is wrong with this

>>376503901
>retarded autistic feelshitter calling others autistic

Now that's hilarious.

>>376503413
F3AR is not a fear game

>>376503634
but jrpgs never get good

Basically, anything that ousts the poster as a /pol/tard.

>>376504023
Every part of a video game matters you autistic piece of shit.

>>376504023
Nothing, he's just baiting

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Crying censorship.

>>376504065
Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people.

>>376502423
if it has waifubait

clear sign they put no effort into anything but character design

>>376504091
This, if you believe in free speech don't ever expect me to take your opinion seriously. Free speech is just an avenue for racism, sexism and other problematic thoughts

>>376504068
gameplay matter most. story not need

>>376504023
the fact that a game with good gameplay and a story that complements said gameplay is better than a game with just good gameplay

>>376502862
Well well well well well well, isn't it it our malenky droogie. Watch that, or receive a nice tolchock on thou's yarbles.

>>376504176
im sure you really believe all this and aren't just upset you don't get to see anime pantsu in your pokémon games

>>376504091
That was in the game? Damn, should have left that in

This bait thread is going smoothly, already did my part

>It gets good afte-
fuck you

"OP is not a faggot"

>10/10 Reviews
nothing is perfect thats all paid lies.

>>376503114
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

>kid
>kek
>/pol/
>weebshit

>>376503901
Way to prove this thread right. People who post frogs and feels deserve to be completely ignored because they clearly have nothing substantial to say if they just post copy-pasted meme faces instead of anything actually original.

>>376504176
Likewise, free speech is an avenue for liberal thoughts and reverse racism

>nerd

THIS IS ____ FROM ____

SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT HER!

>"The gunplay is shit"

This always comes from nogunz who play point-and-click arcade shooters.

>>376504704
SOMETHING NICE ABOUT HER!

>>376502423
anything in the defense of censorship, especially self censorship

>>376504704
this

waifufags flock to bad games like flies to shit

>>376504704
I like anime in general but the braindead weebs who post this garbage deserve to be gassed

>>376504292
>I have ADHD and need my gratification NOOOOOW

You are the reason why EA and Ubisoft keep reigning supreme

>>376504237
>justifying censorship
Meanwhile characters like Jack from Tekken get cut out because of peta complaining about "thought animal abuse" and whole stories get re-written until they don't make any sense, because they were problematic.

gb2 tumblr nigger

>>376504065
How do you get a jewish grills number?
Roll up her sleeve.

>>376504945
Might as well read a book, you fucking nerd.
Keep your shit games out of my sight.

>>376504513
You must feel really out of place here chad.

>>376505165
of all the posts itt, that's the one that got you?

>>376505214
What can I say, they all applied to me...

>>376505030
>he thinks reading is some strenous task that takes a lot of time

Maximum kek

>>376502423
"addicting". I honestly can't fathom why people use that word as a selling point.

>>376505353
>he reads
cringing @you

>>376504704
>You did play her game, right /v/?

>>376502802
Stop being such a hot head.

>>376504609
>reverse racism

Doesn't exist. A term made up by blackies that implies that whitey invented racism.

>>376502423
>x is fun/shit
When someone calls a game shit it's the same as calling the game fun. Neither words properly explain the opinion and can be interpreted in so many waya

people like op

>>376502423
>Things that make you disregard and opinion
>disregard and opinion
>and
to answer your question, obvious normalfags.

and people who unironically use the word 'toxic'.

>>376505471
Comedy GOLD

>>376502423
>souless
The definitive "I can't come up with an actual complaint" word

>>376502802
everyone who comes to this website are all bunch of fucking retards

>>376504945
Except more than half the time the time investment for those games isn't worth the gratification/reward that it puts out for all your effort.

>>376503018
>Sorry grandpa, were in a different age now.
Minecraft says otherwise

"Japan"

>>376505709
It's like our superpower.

>i didn't play the game but...
>playtime > 1.5 HOURS
>game is shit because [class/faction/unit i lost to/abuse myself because its meta] is OP plz nerf

Shit opinions

>>376502423
>it's an opinion from /v/

get swifty!!! xD

>>376505725
this has always been amusing.
what they considered gramps, are the same people that make their games, phones and apps, everything they think is theirs

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>>376503018

>Japanese """""RPG"""""
aaand into the trash

>x will defend this
>it's ok when x does it
>why haven't you...
>I just bought x, what am I in for?
>any /pol/ shit on /v/

>"It's great, but ____"

Finish the sentence /v/

>>376502423
>it's a good game, it's just not a good x game

>>376505935
>xD
>>>reddit

>>376504091
This. Mainly because they don't give an actual shit about censorship, they just want softcore porn in their video games

>>376505964
really the only way to make money these days is to pander to children
after all they hold love and affection for their parents hostage

people who can't articulate why they feel a certain way about a game, whether it's positive or negative.

>>376506121
>give reasons why i like a game
>they still call stupid/retarded for liking it

doesn't matter if you articulate or not

>>376506020
>>I just bought x, what am I in for?
But that's literally just someone asking for people's opinions, not an opinion itself.

>/ourguy/

>>376505723
About 60/70% of people i know who play video games dont even enjoy themself's while they play video games. They just play competive online games that they have such little knowlege about and just rage when they lose or the internet goes bad. It may be the #1 most annoying thing that makes me hate people. If you ever pick up a game where you have to play against other people, learn how its played first, and understand that its ultimatly for fun. Most people are not cut out for any form of competition what-so-ever, and frustration and anger slow your real time judgment down, whick leads to more loses and more frustration.

>GOAT

>>376506224
yeah close-minded people are just as bad.

>nu
>neo

When someone only uses one or two words to describe a game. It's unconvincing and looks lazy most of the time.

>>376502423
"Things that make you disregard and opinion swiftly"

Any post on /v/

>>376506478
>when they use buzzword
>when they like it just because of the genre
>when they actually describe it as "Fun"

>>376505165
>chad
I don't know how you got that impression. I just ignore people who use kid as a baseless insult, cry /pol/ whenever someone says nigger, call good games weebshit if they're japanese or reply to posts by quoting a part of it and typing "kek" as if that is an argument.

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>pepe/wojak image attached to post

shill

>>376503041
What else can I call "cute girls doing cute things and nothing else happens" anime?

>>376503041
Although it's usually bait i can see the sentiment.

>memegame

>>376502423
>it becomes really fun 10 hours in

>>376504704
Literally every Persona thread ever

>>376502423
>Makes threads on /v/

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>>376502936
>tfw the 8 hour tutorial nearly ruined this otherwise pretty good game

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>it's a moba now
>the graphics are so moba
>it's Overwatch clone

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>Grampa

>>376506663
>spotted the newfag

>>376506014
Yes, JRPGs are trash.

>>376507029
After the brainwashing kicks in. >Just take it, it will be ok

>>376506736
/pol/ needs to believe there's someone after them

>Western games are shit
>Japanese games are shit

They both vary too much in quality to make a statement like this

>WAHOO

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>Turn based.

>>376507335
>Western games are shit
>Japanese games are shit
agreed

anyone unironically calling a single player only game good if it's less than 10 hours long

>>376502423
>"This game is overrated."
>doesn't explain why they think so

Or

>makes a thread starting with a copypasta line such as "now that the dust has settled..." or "what went wrong?"

Or

>incessant waifufaggotry

>>376502423
>(X game) doesn't respect my time
Literally only applicable if you're talking about a MMO or loot grinder.

>>376503018

A faggot that I know is a graphics whore since I knew him back in 2008, and at the time he kept sucking the graphical cocks of the modern titles of the era like Crysis and CoD MW saying "how possible u can like old shit see no graphics! xD". Time passed on and in 2017 he still jizzing over graphics even though he can't define what makes good graphics and now is bashing "old shit" from 2008, while I still give no fucks about that. He is in the wrong here.

>>376502423
Stuttering strawmen

>the /v/ community/server in this game is fun

>Says a game is good
baka desu senpai

>>376502802
baneposting is funny

kino is a bad meme used to pretend that capeshit is as good as real film

>>376502423
>its fun with friends

>>376503018
>I just don't have imagination to play a game that isn't photorealistic and looks like shit by next year

>>376502423
> Video Games
Whoever came up with idea for that shit need to be taken out back and shot.

>every game is fun with friends
>don't like it? you must like Call of Duty
>graphics don't matter
>your opinion is subjective so I dismiss it on this basis
>2D games are better than 3D games
>third person games are better than first person games
>[X mechanic / feature / design choice] is inherently bad
>video games are dead
>video games used to be better

>>376502802
>>376502802
>>376502802
>>376502802

>>376502423
"op can't form a coherent sentence"

>>376509631
>>third person games are better than first person games
this is from console kids
>>video games used to be better
they did, but they were also worse. higher highs and lower lows.

>>376510865
Agree for the most part. I still think you get those yearly gems, even if there is less innovation happening overall at this time.