>SUCK MY DICK OR I BLOW UP A CHURCH

Learn he is a uncontrollable faggot
just like the rest of you fudgepackers

reminder removing Hawk from the story doesn't change the story at all.

>>376500947
I'll suck your dick after you blow it up.

>>376500947
What I'll never get is he could've blown up Meredith's place instead of the Chantry. I may have missed something, but why did he go after the churchpeople instead of the people actually trying to kill them.

>>376501326
>actually complains in favor of "chosen one saves the world" type of shit everybody berates bioware for

The good thing about DA2 was the companions, relationships with them and how personal the story was. It was just you making a name for yourself before the Anders McGuffin ruined it.

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>>376501452

Why do terrorists blow up civilians instead of attacking the military?

Easy, soft targets, and it terrorizes the population.

>>376501452
his reasoning was that he saw the same things happening every time in any mage v templar conflict and things never getting better, so his final solution was to become a terrorist, sparking the war that would end either the mages or templars

>>376501452
Killing Meredith is just continuing the cycle of mage vs templar cold war. While blowing up a chantry full of innocents shocks the world and brings the conflict in the open.

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Don't mind me, I'm just posting best girl.

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>>376502745
>merrill will never, EVER, cut her palm and jerk you off while bleeding

just die in my sleep already

Friendly mage of peace

>>376502745
>tfw no autistic Welsh gf

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I want to take care of Merrill

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This thread pops up around 3 times every day.
I am unsure if it is an attempt at trolling (seeing as how romancing Anders has actually no impact at all in the storyline) or just a contrarian way of sparking people's conversation of the game by knowing trying to start a Bioware thread without a negative opening post would probably just get saged to death.

Whatever the case,
Isabela>Varric
Aveline best character
Merril is fine
Fuck Fenris and Anders
Sebastian is surprisingly ok for just being Nathaniel and Leliana merged together into a literary abomination.
Ew Carver
Ew Bethany

FemHawke>MaleHawke

lol sexdoll mom

Moving on.

>>376505570
>a contrarian way of sparking people's conversation of the game by knowing trying to start a Bioware thread without a negative opening post would probably just get saged to death

Yes, this is what I'm doing. I love DA games, but I can't talk about them here unless I start with a dumb meme.

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Should I play DA2 before trying Inquisition? I played like half of DA2 before then stopped for whatever reason, honestly thinking back now it wasn't bad but I don't have much desirer to play it again
Also pic related seems pretty top tier waifu

>>376506203
The downsides are repetitive environments and the story takes a shit in the third act out of dev laziness or time constraints. But it's still fun.

>>376506203

Depends on what you feel like.
Do you want character interaction and plot, but absolutely no exploration ever? DA2.
Do you want exploration and MMO-esque questing, but barebones plot and almost no character interaction? DAI.

>>376506203
Did you play DA:O yet?

>>376500947
I sucked his dick, and he still blew it up, so I just killed him afterwards.

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>>376506374
>barebones plot

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>>376506515

0.5 seconds of plot after you are done with the whole main game composed of amazing <3!> actual main storyline quests does not make it more than a barebones plot.

>>376501452
His reasoning is that "they (mages) were already doomed" by either going out in all out war or by attrition from templar abuse.

So he blows up...a neutral party who was the only one keeping Meredith on a leash.

Yes he's THAT retarded.

>>376506407
Yes, finished it
Also can someone post that chart of romances for DA:I? So I know what to play to romance X character

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>>376500947
I played Dragon Age 2 after the terrorist attack by Anders Breivik. It was confusing as hell.

>>376506853
You don't need a chart. You need to play a female elf romancing Solas, because that's the only way to plot works well.

>>376507135

Well, he also needs to be human or elf to romance Blackwall and Cullen.
And a chick for Sera.
And a dude for Dorian.

>>376507135
B-but my waifu

>>376507245
is your ADD so advanced that you can't read to the end of a sentence?

>>376503438
>tfw you got one

>>376507424
What, she drinks too little or too much?

>>376507415

Beats me what "that's the only way to plot works" stands for. I gave the benefit of doubt to the possibility of a retarded claim.
My bad.

>>376507530
to->the

Anders was pretty based in DA:Awakening. He was funny and lovable even if he was kind of a dick.

>>376501598
Terrorists consider the civilian population as enemies as much as the military. They're waging war against a culture, not a specific faction