>that kid who spindashed to school

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>that kid who made a meme thread

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>>376495048
>that kid who ground pounded into his seat at school

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>>376495048
>that kid who super peel'd out to school

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That kid who wrong warped to class.

>that kid who just used an escape rope for the fire drills

>>376495048
>that kid who fell through the world and died

>that kid who waveshined a security officer and got sent to prison

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>>376495048
that kid who tried to turn super saiyan

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>That kid who Bodega's to school

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>that kid with the shitty draw distance that couldn't play baseball

>that kid who checked this 8

>that kid that always was called on got the answers right and his knowledge stat went up.
>People always wanting to copy their notes.

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>that kid who brought a nerf gun to school who you had money on would shot it up one day and did

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>>376496864

>that kid who got VAC banned from school

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>>376495048
>that kid who built up speed for 12 hours,causing him to miss school but his mom said he was allowed because he was in a PU

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>>376495048
>that kid who insta-shielded through the gates

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>That kid who was animated by Bethesda and kept bugging out
Poor bastard fell through the floor one day, we never saw him again

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>>376499184
>That kid who fucked the teacher

>>376501518
Macron?

>>376501481
>that kid who had super detailed facial animations
Made it really easy to figure out when he was lying

>>376501645
That based bastard

> that kid who got detention for being QPU-misaligned in class

>>376501779
>based
he married the lich.

>that kid who was my absolute best friend but gradually started to hang out with other people as i became more and more insecure and started to isolate myself, hence losing all my friends and becoming an awkward recluse for years

>>376501823
Thats the cute thing about it, a simple fuck is boring.

>that kid who used the weird collision on the jungle gym to glitch himself out of the school's boundaries and get out early
>that one kid who squealed and got it patched

>>376499339
did he died

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>That kid who noclipped to the girl's changing room.

>that laggy kid that got stuck inside the door and exploaded
and thats why the sky is made out of skin kids

>that kid who shinesparked to school then through the kids then through the teachers and through the buildings

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>That kid who had motion controls and moved his arms like a maniac everytime he was writing something on paper

>>376502483
>that kid who took his camera view to the girl's changing room

>That kid who would ragdoll off of objects for fun
>That one time he didn't un-ragdoll

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>That kid who shinesparked to the start of the lunch line in the cafeteria

>>376502128
his son is older than him.

>>376502978
That's not how biology works, anon.

>>376495048
>that kid who could equip the amulet of kings

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>That one kid who said he set up a teleporter to school
>It actually spawned you outside of the map
I can't believe the fucker didn't get jail for life, we never saw those 14 kids again.

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>>376495048
>that kid that got stuck in a T pose at school and started crying

>>376503025
His wife's son is older than him.

>>376504957
There must be a doujin with a situation like this.
Like some kind of extreme humilation doujin.

>that kid who went through everyone's bags leaving pots and pans in them

>that kid who speedran school and graduated when he was 13

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>>376505179
>that kid who refused to remove useless shit from his inventory
>tfw he failed Gym Class because he couldn't run

>>376505460
>that kid who abused glitches and bugs to get into school while still in utero
>he had his own law-firm by the time he hit puberty

>that kid who didn't have sport gear for sport class

>that kid who was always AFK during group presentations

>>376505651
>that kid who used non sport gear to minmax for fucking flag football
>when he teleported across the field and passed to himself and we couldnt do shit

fucking billy

>that kid that played so many minigames on his phone he failed the ENTIRE LEVEL

>that kid that relied on p2w

>that kid that relied on social links to advance and is now a YouTube personality making $2.3 million a year

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>that kid who flew into free

>that kid that brought a gun to class and started team killing everyone, even the admins, but got

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>>376506765
>that kid that abused voice chat and it took him MONTHS to get banned

> that kid who knew the Admin from the prequel
> he would whine andget you kicked whwnever you dominated him
Looking at you, Jonah

>>376506765
But got what?

>that kid that used foreign subtitles

>that kid who wore an animal mask to school and started killing everyone while using a tape recorder to talk

>>376508048
well people say someone managed to instakill him but im not s

>>376508249
they really butchered jacket in payday, it was pretty fucking autistic

>that kid who got a casio instead of a Texas Instrument

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>>376495048
>That kid who savescummed from elementary school through college.
>Saved every day, would reset if he got one wrong answer on a test or his SAT.
>Got on every varsity team.
>Successfully hooked up with every girl he hit on.
>Always got the best bus seat by getting there first.
>Got into every party, avoided cops and always got back home before his parents noticed he was gone.
>Knew every punch and kick a bully would make at every recess fight, always beating him unscathed.
>Got Valedictorian, Quarterback, Magna Cum Laude and a full scholarship to any college of his choosing.

That kid was me.

When does this nightmare end? Seriously, I'm only 25 physically, but I've spent 63 years in real time having to soft reset to achieve a perfect life. I'm about to get my sixth graduate degree, win my second Super Bowl, third World Cup and accept my 65th wife into my mansion. Every single minute is some overthinking master-plan move on the proverbial chessboard, and I still got 60-70 years of this shit.

Should I just stop with the savescumming?

>>376509323
Just B.E. yourself.

How do you double jump in real life?

>>376509529
jump again at the very apex of your jump

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>That kid who typed unbindall in the middle of class and sat motionless for 4 hours