>mario kart >no one picks mario

Mario's my go-to. Everyone else picks meme racers like Yoshi or Toad, or Bowser or Wario.

Wow op, good thread ! I'm really proud of you on this one ! You've really grown. And showed just what a great person you are, I'm hoping too see more quality threads in the future! Good luck !

>>376493365
tfw Wario has always been my go to since Mario Party 1 but now he's a meme character and everyone picks him.

>>376493284
>why ya'll gibs me one lil ol eggroll?

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>playing Mario Kart

>>376493983
>playing a ded game

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>>376494008
still better than your shitty ass luck based kart racing games

They should switch it up and make a Wario Kart game with characters from Wario Land and Warioware.

>>376493387

I appreciate the space before every exclamation point

>>376493284
>BING BING
>WAHOO
>1-UP
>BOING BOING
>MAMA MIA

There's why

>>376494332
Thanks anon, means alot

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>>376493284
I probably wouldn't mind playing as Mario if the characters didn't have their secret stats. But then again, I really do love me some Rosalina.

>>376494332
He's probably French, they do that mistake all the time since in French you add a space before exclamation marks.

>>376494504
That's completely false though

>>376494504
I'm actually from the US, it's just a habit I've had since I was young, have no idea why

>>376494609
I speak French though.

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>>376493284
A picture of a naked Mario is something I never want to see ever. Why OP?

>>376494664
bonjour oui oui

>>376494664
Wait nevermind, you're right, I just checked and French spacing is different for europe and canada

>>376494723
And it's body-hairless Mario at that. That's about as disturbing as Mario without his mustache.

>>376494460
Not even fat, just physically large. Scaled up

Mario is cute

CUTE!

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i cant stop staring at it

>>376494619
maybe you were adopted from france

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So Peach has a fat fetish right?

Why else would she be cramming cake down Mario's throat at every opportunity. Single-handedly keeping the most athletic guy in the mushroom kingdom paunchy and soft.

Do you think she likes him to lay on her in bed? Feeling the crushing weight of his body push her into the mattress like a big hug.

>>376493447
Mostly just because he gets shit on by Nintendo so much. Non-fart-meme Warior is GOAT.

All dead franchises turn into hipster meme corpses. F-Zero, Metroid, Mega Man, Wario Land, etc.

THICC

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>mario kart wii
>not named funky kong on bowser bike kart wii

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Why is Mario such a slut?

>>376494460
>secret stats

Wasn't that done away with after MKWii: Funky Bananza?

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Hair or no hair?

>>376497371
Delete this
No hair

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>>376493284
>sexualizing Mario

good thread

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>>376497371
I hate this

>>376497371
>treasure trail

hair

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>>376497442
>not sexualizing Mario

Then why did Nintendo make him so sexy??

>>376494780
post mario without his mustache

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>>376498008
Not for the faint of heart.

>>376498087
He's like a younger Elmer Fudd.

>>376498087
looks like a Jimmy Neutron character

>>376498087
Jerry Seinfeld and John Belushi

>>376498087
I can't stop looking at Luigi...

honestly I want to see stache-less Luigi letting out a big log.

>>376498087
Mario looks much fatter without the stache.

>>376498087
jerry seinfeld

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BA DING
WAHOOOOO!

>>376499345

Why do people think this is funny?

>>376499345
Nintendo Switch
>300 eurobucks
>will entertain you for ever
>will never get mad at you if you dont buy her stuff
>will stay loyal forever
>wonr mind if you dont use her much

Women
>More expensive than a switch
>lich off your wallet more than a WoW subscription
>will annoy the shit out of you
>the sex is meh,gets boring after a few times
Fuck yeall ill bring my Switch to parties and make those skanks jealous as fuck since im not paying attention to their retarded push up bras and 3 hour long make up
Besides, 2D>3D

>>376499345
Is this the same girl or two girls photoshopped or is it four very similar looking girls?