Anyone got to try the Crash remaster demo at your local Gamestop?

They kicked me out before I could finish after I dropped trou to furiously jerk it to Tawna.

>>376484150
WHOA

Spoiler alert: it plays like the original

What does the N on Cortex's head stand for?

>>376484437
Neo

>>376484437
NIgger

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whoa

whoa

whoa

whoa

>"mama luigi laugh intensities."

>>376484437
Nerd. It's canon.

Freakin' Sweet Lois

JULIEN

>>376484264
That's the idea

>>376484150
Why he got a hole through his gut?

>>376484150
PETAH, WE'RE IN CRASH BANDICOOT!

>>376486304
lois lois lois

this game's for n words turn it off

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ITS!! 8!!!!!!

>>376487598
I mean I'm no doctor

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I would love to curl up inside Tawna's warm motherly pouch

>>376489354
bandicoots have pouches?

that's worrying

>>376489454
not crash

>>376489354
I wonder what makes unfuckable nerds post this sort of shit

>curl up inside
>motherly pooch
>posts pictures of furry characters in 20s whore attire

I mean, are you really at rock bottom on the absolute unfuckable scale, or are you joking? Surely there's someone who will never feel a human being's love for every fetish, but to combine so many in a single sentence... I have to wonder if it's facetious

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>>376489595
>I mean, are you really at rock bottom on the absolute unfuckable scale, or are you joking?
no.. im being 100% serious I want to curl up in an imaginary female anthropomorphic marsupial's pouch
like for real... 100% serious

>>376489354
Reminder that one of those has Jimmy Neutron's voice

>>376489547
>bandicoots have pouches?
of course they do, they are marsupials
but unlike Kangaroos, a Bandicoot's pouch faces out from the rear

>>376489827
who?

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>>376489876
Cocko Bandicooch

>>376489940
no, who's jimmy neutron

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>>376489940
>>376489876
>>376489827

>>376484264
The original (i.e. Crash 1) has horrible, floaty controls tho.

>>376490158
they werent floaty, they were stiff and punishing

>>376489987
a cartoon from nickelodeon

HEY ALBERT

WASSUP FAGGOT

>>376484264
More like it's gonna play like Wrath of Cortex

>>376484150
I've just been playing the originals on my psp instead.

>>376490850
So pretty close but obviously not as good?

>>376484150
Ihad no idea this was a thing.

woah

>>376489595
why are you even on 4chan

>>376484437
Niggerkiller

>>376489827
Super powered mind.

Mechanical canine ARF ARF

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>>376491102
It's 2017 anon let it go.

I did, Crash controls very differently than the originals. Not in an inherently bad way, but it is absolutely different. Found myself taking a lot of deaths while trying to speed run through levels I've played a thousand times because the jumps feel a bit off. Will take some getting use to

>>376489547
Marsupials, you fucking moron.

>>376491532
i don't listen to hip hop

>>376489827
GOTTA BLAST.

>>376491212
Rescues the day from sure bubstuction.

>>376484437
N

>>376489768
haha

>no psn demo

dropped

>>376490802
GET OUT OF HERE
I AM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM.

>>376491221
fuck that normalfags can't come here and shame us

>>376492902
This is the ultimate red flag. It's pre damage control. It's a WE KNOW ITS SHIT SO WE ARENT GOING TO RELEASE A DEMO VERSION THATLL MAKE PEOPLE CANCEL THEIR PRE ORDER

FOOLISH SAMURAI

NOW YOU'LL GO BACK TO THE PAST

TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

>>376490225
No they were floaty as fuck. Crash kept moving after you stopped pressing the button.

the things I do for love

>>376493557
STUPID DOG

YOU MAKIN' ME GAY

>>376493774
stop fucking me

>>376493987
OoOoOo

I consent!

>>376489354
>>376489940
>>376490030
KempferZero is too good for this ded game

>>376491102
>Furry crying that someone is bullying him on 4chan
>Where your furshit is banned by GLOBAL RULE 3
I'm sure there's a sub reddit for people like you to make pretend online friends since you clearly have none

>>376494278
Does he not let people post his stuff elsewhere or something? All e621 has is Nitro copycats.

>>376494278
The remaster will either make it or break it for the series. If the reception of the game is favored, positive and sells well, then the series will most likely continue (how it'll continue is the question, I suppose a reboot would be more fitting). If the opposite occur, the series will be discontinues for a long time and perhaps in the future be up for another go.

>>376494616
>(how it'll continue is the question, I suppose a reboot would be more fitting)


direct follow up to CTR would be a high priority.

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Its that time again isnt it

>>376492923
you FUCKIN BASTARRRD

>>376484437
It's not an N, it's a shit skin stain

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>>376489940

>>376493396
no he didn't you tripple nigger, you damn fucking lying kike, you ass eating chink.
Fucking neck yourself.

>>376492902
Considering there's a made demo for GameStop I'm assuming it'll go on PSN at one point. Probably e3, which is a couple weeks before release, and Sony has a tradition of having a "DEMO ON PSN RIGHT NOW" announcmemt in thier presentations.

>>376496161
>the controls are bad
>no u

>>376492902
It's practically another couple of months til release, they'll put one up soon. Gravity Rush 2 didn't get it until a couple of weeks til it came out.

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Ever want to be vored by a tuba frog's tuba?

>>376498397
>Vore as a verb

Fuck outta here.

>>376498397
Still can't figure out if he was being serious or just trolling like Julian's glass eye...

He said he's serious but no one ever believes him.

>>376484150
Nice Oney art.

>>376484437
It's a rotated Z

>>376498557
No one can really read his tone.

>>376496161
They do. Guess you just like it and don't notice after the first few levels. I disliked it at first too.

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Julian

>>376489354
>>376489940
>>376490030
>>376495698
>bandicoot women

THE SOURCE OF MY LATENT FURRY FETISH

>>376499167
It was a post here a couple of Friday's ago when he did a Q&A. There was no tone, unless you mean metaphorically.

So what does new coco look like?
I gots to know.

>>376492902
>>376492942
How many AAA games these days actually have free demos? Did you honestly expect this one to?

>>376498397

He just wants a bunch of obese gay frogs to play tuba for him what is the problem?

>>376495698
Wtf i love Crash Bandicoot now

>>376499313

>Crash 1
>Coco

fuck outta there

>>376499460
Bitch the new game has all three, coco is gonna be there.
Oh god.
It's going to have an updated version of the fucking water ski levels.
I take back everything, abort.

>>376499510
Those levels were good, fuck you

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>>376499460
>Trilogy

>>376499558
They were bullshit and you know it.
The only reason coco was a decent playable character was the fucking great wall levels, cause man they rocked.

>>376499630
>They were bullshit
t. bad kid

Why is Matt always so loud?

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>>376499665
You're so mean, anon.

>>376499714
he's a brat

>>376499558
Here's some conversation 101:
X was bullshit, because <insert reason>

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>>376499410

If you had a tiny Hitler, would you have sex with a clone of your friend's girlfriend?

>>376500269
I would bully her if she had all the memories of Homer Simspon.

>>376500093
>>376498397
What episode?

>>376500269
Would you have sex with Hitler if he was a little girl?

Looking at some of the death animations and they're actually a little brutal. I have a feeling they're trying emulate the experience more than we think. Kudos to them for not being a bitch and making it "kid friendly".

>>376500359
That's actually from Ding Dong's streams, the most recent two or three.

He just came out and said that he had a crush on ShogunGekomon as a kid.

>>376500454
and then gaytubafrogtuesday became a thing

>>376500359
Recent streams he said how he has a crush on ShogunGekomon. Someone mentioned tuba vore and he said "it could work" and also said some other tuba playing animal men were pretty hot (Tuba Croc he said was an 8/10). Could all just be a joke.

>>376500454
He said it here first before the stream and then posted it to his Twitter.

>>376499714
You mean why does he talk?

>>376500521
>incoming DD tubavore art

lol oh man yes these threads are the best lol everyone post your favorite meme

mm some gossip too hehe i love the drama hehe

which is your favorute?
>they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)
>totally random noises (also good haha)
>a reference to something you know

its hard to pick but please try your best hahae

>>376501175

Is this where you flood the thread because it makes you so upset how people like something?

>>376501324
which is your favorute?
>they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)
>totally random noises (also good haha)
>a reference to something you know

its hard to pick but please try your best hahae

>>376501175
how do you always end up in oneyplays threads

why do you seek out that which hurts you

>>376501324

yes.

>>376501175
>>376501461
Think of all the things you could be doing right now.

Instead, you chose this.

>>376501175
The reason he shot the clock tower was because his secret power was stopping time

>>376501324
>>376501490
>>376501529
>>376501557
It would be so sweet if someone just shut this guy up by posting a Oney video that isn't at all like he describes.
Come on, Oneybros, we can do this!

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If there was a perfect clone copy of OP would he still be a faggot?

>>376500454
Is Ding Dong a gay? I was never clear on that.

>>376484243
totally tubular dude.

>>376502138
No he just wants fat gay frogs to play tuba for him

>>376502184
Well that's different.

>>376502138
I honestly don't know.

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So will there be extra levels or just the base games???

>>376501175
I like when funny scream haha puhskintio

>>376484437
It's actually a memento, because he used to browse 4chan at one point and he didn't bother lurking, so people roasted him and he got a massive newfag mark

>>376499260
He's right, though. Stop buying madkatz controllers.

>>376501686
But he's right

>>376501175
>not mentioning funny scream specifically
>nor rhyming hypotheticals
pleb

>>376489940
I want to impregnate Coco while she writes her incest fanfiction on her laptop

>>376502478
Madcatz is fukkin ded boyo

>>376502393
I wouldn't count on extra anything. It's Activision, brah.

FIND ME AN EPISODE WHERE THEY DO NOT HAVE A JOKE OR A DISCUSSION AHAHAHA STUMPED YOU THERE!!!

>>376502478
1. crash carries more momentum in 1 than he does 2 or 3
2. he doesn't stop after landing if you spin mid jump/just as you land

>>376484150
Would you rather squee or would you rather XD

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>>376502616
Which would you rather?
Wear a shoe, or impregnate a bandicoo?

>>376502890
I would slather her private pouch with my baby batter

Yeah, it plays okay. Had my vita on hand and was comparing the two side by side (crash 1, obv, the others still don't work on vita for whatever reason) and it was pretty cool. There were definitely minute differences, it felt a lot tighter, obviously looks different. The level designed seemed to be spot on though, it's a true re-make. I'm definitely gonna buy it unless there's some sort of fuckup in the next month. But it doesn't look like that'll be the case.

>>376502737
>you can't have a joke or discussion without screaming or making retard noises
Not everyone is a sperg like you, Anon

>>376502890
Come up with something that rhymes with boiling milk.

>>376503220
>boiling milk
Foil and silk

>>376500521
why does Chris surround himself with gay furries?

>>376503220
I don't know about you, but I hope she plays basketball, so she's ready for my spunk dunk

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Textbook.

>*King of the Hill reference*
>*Crossover with the Simpsons*
>*Julian starts laughing*
>*Zelda CDI reference*
>*Everyone laughs*
every video

>>376503573
>julian laughs
>everyone laughs

Laughter sure is bad.

>big bang theory is bad because they just make nerd references and everyone laughs
>oneyplays is good because they make nerd references and everyone laughs

>>376504187
Tell a /v/ approved joke

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>>376503460
>easy
>medium
>hard

What did they mean by this?

>>376504260
Battleborn

>>376504187
MAMA LUIGI?

>>376484150
why are you going to gamestop?

>>376504280
I certainly don't approve of battleborn

>>376504260
HOMER WE'RE IN UNDERTALE
[SCREECHES AND LAUGHS AND SHOUTS OVER SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE]

>>376503460
What's Slippery Climb gonna be then?

>>376504434
So you can't?

>>376504273
how difficult they are

>>376504273
I'm pretty sure it's for the demo only

>>376504465
But that is /v/ approved. And if you say otherwise everyone gets upset.

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>>376494915

>>376504260
which is your favorute?
>they shout something loud (my favorit haha LOUD!!! haha)
>totally random noises (also good haha)
>a reference to something you know

>>376504187
OneyPlays is literally a shitpost taking the form of a Let's Play.

>>376504627
The challenge was for you to say what a good joke would be and you have failed to answer

>>376504187
It's because that type of humour only works when it's brought in organically, they're the kind of jokes you make with a group of friends and that's why OneyPlays is funny, it's a group of friends and sometimes a Holocaust skeleton playing a game and chatting with each other.

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>>376504717
They haven't made a bane reference yet

>>376504465
your sense of humour =/= /v/s sense of humour as a whole spergy mcsperglord. i know it's real hard to wrap your head around, but different people like different things and that's okay.
now go get ready for school.

>>376504260
see
>>376484243
>>376484437
>>376484583
>>376484715
>>376486304
>>376486368
>>376488037
>>376488232
>>376489262
>>376490802
>>376491082
>>376491718
>>376492923
>>376493774
>>376494069
>>376495039
These are /v/ approved jokes and you better not criticize them

>>376490850
so completely fine?

>>376504901
When was the last time you played it?

>>376504969
about a year ago on xbox 360

before that like ten years on ps2

don't get me wrong its not perfect but crash 1 was floaty as fuck and 3d platformers are difficult to control at the best of times

BROWN BRICKS

>>376505069
>crash 1 was floaty as fuck
Which they fixed in Crash 2 and Warped, which play splendidly.

And the WoC comes along and it runs like ass, controls worse than the original Crash, and at the best of times feels like the game is going at x0.75 speed.
It's Crash coated in molasses. It's fucking gross.

>>376504462
I've always found sunset vista harder than slippery climb, but just because of the walls that throw you off

>>376505501
i remember WoC had crazy load times and i do remember the controls being difficult but not as difficult as 1

honestly cant remember 2 and warped that well but i did play them when i was a kid, maybe ill need to go play them again

>Julian you fat fucking furry spic cyclops I bet you fucking love slurping cum you AIDS infected fucktard
what the hell is Chris' problem?

>>376506124
episode?

>>376501175
What.

>>376506261
it was during Yookah Laylee, I can't remember the episode.

I seriously hope they change the final battle in warped after you gather all the crystals, gem and relics

>Julian is still forcing everyone to play Kingdom Hearts
but why

>>376506364
If anything, they should make some edits in Cortex's fight in 2. A simple beam attack from him can change everything.

>>376506462
That too

>>376506404
so they can finish the series and never have to play it agian

>>376505827
You should

Honestly, the REAL Crash Bandicoot Trilogy is Crash 2 - Crash 3 - CTR

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>>376484150
>Shopping at Gamestop
>Leaving your house in general

Fucking Sonybros

OneyPlays always makes me smile

Look guys! What's inside the present?

IT'S ME!

Controls are shit in the new one.

Played the first one right after the demo at home/

>>376509095
>deep dank dark cave barely illuminated by the cristals
>foggy mountainside at night illuminated by a helicopter's searchlight

>>376502624
This is the correct answer

woah

>>376509203
>mountainside
Are you retarded?

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This is the worst crash thread in a long fucking time

>>376504187
>/v/ is a good board because the make a nerd reference or post a funny image and everyone laughs

>>376508957
surely crash bash is better than CTR?

Ding Dong, stop shitting on Oney Plays on 4chan just because no one watches your streams

because it's not true I liked seeing you and Julian lose hope in humanity and slowly wish you were dead by the time Night in the Woods was over

>>376509203
this is a really good point actually

all crash games had good use of darkness to create atmosphere

>>376509526
hes saying it looks like a mountainside when it shouldnt

>>376484150
You mean "remake" anon.

>>376510156
>hes saying it looks like a mountainside
But it doesn't?

>>376510209
in terms of lighting you can't tell if its outside or inside is the point hes making

you only know its a cave from the first pic. the second pic could be some rocky outcrop in the moonlight for all you know

>>376509660
>spending so much time on /v/ you had a ratings list of the crash threads in your head

thats just sad

>>376489768

New old Crash is so damn cute and cool at the same time. Some minor tweaks to the borders of his eyes and straightebibg his fur a bit, and he's damn fine.

>>376510451
yeah his eyebrows are too fluffy

and he looks too ... intelligent in this pic

he looks like hes thinking or something but crash is supposed to be a retarded dumbass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4McBeXuu6s

>>376510451

Straightening *

Yes... I'm a temporary phone poster, and I apologize.

woah

>>376510668

Crash is not a retarded dumbass. Crash is highly practical, but his crazy antics, risk taking and inability to communicate make him seem more retarded than he actually is.

That picture is perfect. It shows Crash in a brief calm and reasoned manner before shit hits the fan again.

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>>376510765

>>376510765
im downloading this on my phone right now!

>>376494324

No one cares about a literal sperglord rule.

>They honestly believe Crash 2 is better than 3

Well FUCK YOU Luigi.

>>376511382
>there are people who don't think Crash 1 is the best game

>>376511382
>Crash 2's annoying music is the perfect balance between obnoxious and fun
>Crash 3's usage of a leitmotif is the worst thing ever
>Crash 1's precision platforming to them boils down to ''waiting for platforms''

They honestly got some shitty opinions about Crash in general.

>>376495039
IM GOING TO BURN YOU INTO A ROBOT.

>>376511625

> Crash 2 music
> annoying

Good god, and singling out that game in particular too. They would lose their shit over the horrendous soundtrack to Crash Twinsanity.

>>376511880
unlike Crash 2, Twinsanity goes for some variety/atmosphere

>>376484150
>wear my foxtail to go play
>manager kicks me out immediately
fuck that fag

>>376511993

Top kek. You call making annoying voices through and entire OST variety? Building atmosphere with burp noises? I think it's fair to say that Crash 2's music is a landslide better, at atmosphere as well. At least is uses the appropriate instruments. How you can say it doesn't have variety is beyond me.

>still no Kingdom Hearts mod where all the sounds are replaced with AHP

OOh my little finger

>>376484264
Actually, they noticeably lowered the maximum height of the slide jump/slide spin jump.

>>376499263
Yes dad?

FAT ALBERT AND THE GANG WANNA FIGHT THE HEARTLESS, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE A KEYBLADE

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Be honest /v/

What would you do if you had a mini Hitler clone

>>376513871
I'd lol

https://youtu.be/nYpXHwwX5Gw

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>>376510943
crash is retarded

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>>376513871
The way they overcomplicate this simple concept and manage to get worked up and scream from the top of their lungs about it still baffles me

>>376513871
Hotglue it.

>>376514118
but his heart's in the right place

>>376511880
>horrendous
was about to get mad, but honestly I can understand that twinsanity's soundtrack probably wasn't for everyone, I loved it for the most part though.

>>376514158
They are doing it with us in mind

>>376513871
Id film a tv sitcom

>>376489768
what's crash thinking here?

Why is Chris so shit at RE4? He's pretty good at Crash 1 and 2 but RE4 just eludes him somehow. He burned through all of his shotgun ammo, he barely touches his pistol, and he never reloads his guns before putting them away. Shit's just plain bad decision making and it drives me nuts.

HELLO -heh-

MY NAME IS CHRIS O' NEILL

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why was Crash Bandicoot in Mahatma land?

>>376511382
Don't most people?

Granted I haven't played any of the Crashes in forever. Spyro was the better Sony backed game desu

>>376515887
>we will never get middle eastern settings that aren't aloha snackbar central or agrabah

>indie-tier remake with nothing additional added or revamped with shit lighting
>anything to be hyped about

just play the originals, they already look 100x more appealing in terms of style and animations

>>376515921

> Spyro is better than Crash

Yes, clearly you haben't played these games in a while. But yes, you're right about Crash 2 being superior.

teh funee scream

>>376501175
Not liking e-celebs is too mainstream on /v/ so now I like e-celebs

>>376501798
That depends, is he a clone or a perfect copy?

>>376517507
He's a clone but he has all of his thoughts and memories

and he's 6 inches tall

>>376484150
The damn controller was beaten up to hell. It stuttered when I walked crash and crash clipped and hung on to the scenery on the edges of every level

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Anyone know if GAME in UK has demos??

>>376513176
LET ME BURN YOUR DOOR OPEN.

>>376510109

link to the stream?

>>376511462
>there are people who think Crash 1 is a good game

>>376492942
You could say this about almost every AAA game in 2017.

Barely anyone releases demos anymore, AAA and smaller.

I can't get over how endearing Oney's doodles are. He's like a modern day Dr. Seuss

>>376489354
Oh my, I'd fuck those marsupials

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>>376521898

Doodle Doods is the only thing worth watching on the Game Grumps channel.

>>376489595
Because people will pay them to?

>>376520459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CbPs7FP5uI

>>376519251
my local game does't have one.

>>376513871
Well I wouldn't torture it but I would still kill it since it still has the same mindset as Hitler

>>376510943
More like crash has immense dumb luck.

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Anyone know if Finland has a single place where you can play the demo?

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>>376522417
>>376521898
he's great

>>376523713
For yoy

>>376523372

Leave the shitty dumb character stereotype to Banjo or something. Calling Crash dumb is very naive.

>>376484150
Jeez, this thread is still up?

You can take a SHORT CUT

I LIKE BUILDING BANDICOOT BABIES IN TAWNA'S POUCH

>>376526582
Nice work, dude.

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sad

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Anyone else disappointed with Warped not featuring Pinstripe? What with the whole "mafioso" theme.

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>>376527654
they make it up by adding him in the fun racing game.

>>376527654
?????

>>376527819

The game is based around time travel and Pinstripe would be a perfect excuse to use a 1920s stage/boss.

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>>376501324
>>376501490
Not to sound like a gossiping hen but over the past couple weeks, Oney and PsychicPebbles have been getting constant hate threads over at /co/ and it turns out it was all made by some massive assblasted faggot. You can tell by the way he types and any argument he gets back he counters by saying it's Zack or Chris in the thread. Dude is autistically obsessively hateful of them for whatever reason. He got outed in a recent thread on /co/ and the 2nd half of the thread is just him getting mad it's hilarious

tl;dr some autist is mad at Oney and PP and got outed making constant hate threads about them

>>376528487
>Oney and PsychicPebbles
they're not the same person?

>>376514158
>>376514564
they gotta play up their reactions for the kiddies of course

So what's next for the series in N. Sane does well and after the CTR remake?

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>>376516351

>>376528907
Ones a nasaly hunk and the others a pudge Irish pixieboy.
They are both masters of the funny scream though, so I can see how you're confused.

https://youtu.be/mbH4UnuWrvk

>>376511382
Crash 3 is a better game overall but 2 feels more cohesive with it's setting

>>376484437
Chris I can't see it.

Bobalafula

>>376533857
Bobalafulaa

I think I fell in love with Julien please /v/ help me. I honestly think I would be his type according to the little pieces of information that sometimes emerge. I am a twinkish blonde guy. Skinny, a little on the short side...

I like his voice, I like his sense of humour, I like his laugh and I like what he says.

There are 2 main problems here, though: I live in Italy and I already have a boyfriend. I could take care of the second one if I need to.

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with BONE yard


Boner yard

>>376484150
https://youtu.be/r_TTrB0c3tc

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>>376520459
>>376522524
I reccomend anyone that is willing to put through this to increase speed to 1.25 or the fastest you can while still understanding Ding Dong and Julian, I just couldn't stomach this shit and wanted to die myself 2 hours into the stream

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>>376484150
>2017
>being in poverty
>having to resort to shopping at gamestop

how barbaric.

>>376522417
>we will never see the full picture
Post the very first Crash one he did, it still fucking gets me

>>376527654
Pinstripe hasn't had a significant role in anyother game since, what with the mafia theme and the fact his main method of a attack is shooting people with a Tommy Gun

>>376535250
Would you rather play chess or find the cure to Julian's gayness?

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best crash game ever

Rash C?

>>376535831
That IS the full picture, anon. I'm surprised at how many people completely missed the joke with this one.

>>376535250
G E N O V A
E
N
O
V
A

>>376537257
I thought they were touching dicks or something because Ross was complaining that they were gonna have to censor it and Chris was fine with it, so they cropped it out

>>376504462
>What's Slippery Climb gonna be then?
Extreme
>Stormy Acsent
European Extreme

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WHERE THE FUCK IS COCO GODDAMNIT

>>376528487
That's understandable.
I don't follow e-celebs but I get why Oney is hated here too for good reason and it's not just by one autist.
Because when you sell out and focus on making lol randum let's plays that pander to tweens (just like egoraptor) instead of making neat cartoons you're bound to get some deserved backlash.

My husband where?

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>>376538512
I don't really agree but I see where you're coming from. He still does plenty of drawings and music and sometimes shows off stuff but it's mainly on Twitter/Soundcloud. A lot of people are okay with it just because of what he's always done.
The thing with Oney is he's had more of a background with people on the Newgrounds days and was known for doing more than just cartoons as such it seems more people are content which just seeing Chris do ANYTHING.

It's why everyone still loves Stamper even though all he does now is shitpost on Twitter and slowly kill himself. They're just happy to see anything get posted. With OneyPlays you still get the aspect of Oney everybody likes.

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>>376514721
Is Tawna cheating on me with my sister?

>>376538512
>it's understandable to be a hateful fuck and obsessively track someone who did nothing to you

What's it like to have autism?

>>376535802
Even as a poor fuck, I don't get anything from Gamestop anymore.

I don't get used games anymore, so I just get my shit from Bestbuy. 35 bux for 2 years of 20% off new titles and you get free 2 day shipping on anything over 35 bux anyway. And that's in addition to earning points towards in-store credit.

The fuck does Powered Up Rewards even get you anymore?

>>376539161
>being an eceleb white knight
Get some self respect you faggot

If you made a thread for GaijinGoombah would you tell everyone who made fun of him to hide and ignore the thread? Get fucked. What makes you think /v/ is some sort of Oney love-in? Go to the Oney Plays subreddit if you can't stand knowing there are people who think the garbage you watch is shit.
>baaww why are people mean why can't they leave us Oneybros to ourselves
Kill yourself

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>>376504573

>>376539902
This. It's amazing how people like >>376539161 are so clearly supposed to be on the subreddit where everyone is a fan but even though he wants to turn /v/ into reddit where we just talk about ecelebs (and ONLY positively) you just know this faggot thinks he's "too good" for reddit and will continue to make this board worse.

>>376521593

>there are "people" who think Crash 1 isn't a good game

>>376540090
Keep going..

>>376540090
>inb4 sweating penguin

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>>376540764
>>376540773

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>>376540810

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>>376494915
>>376540090
>>376540810
>>376540907
I've assembled all five special cards. All five pieces of the puzzle.

>>376484437
Nu-male

>>376541076
You coward. You won't do it because you never expected to get this far.

Can a human impregnate an anthropomorphic Bandicoot girl?

>>376489354
>>376490030
>>376495698
wtf i love furries now

>>376541076
>when some faggot only wants to gather OMG NO (you)s but never even plans to follow through to the end
Do the joke right or not at all you sad faggot

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NEW GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZurfYUVZ6k

>>376541830
>they changed the scientist scream
0/10

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>>376541830
>No Howie Scream

>>376541991
>>376542072
they already announced the VA for the motherfuckers, you had to see them replacing the stock scream coming

>>376502624
I want to watch Crash impregnate Coco.

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>>376541830
I don't like it

>>376542186
disgusting

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Should've gave them the sweet roll

>>376537636
It's Neo Cortex and Tigger.
N Tigger

>>376542186
>still posting after I posted Card Destruction
Should be a b& for just that, never mind considering it assembled when you've lost the first part of the combo.

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>>376542892
Oh

Can't blame myself for not getting it though, Tigger's BR localization name is different

>>376513871
I'd call the fucking police and have them deal with the tiny human

They should do alien vs predator vs freddy vs jason vs the jetsons vs the flintstones

MARGE! I'M BLUE! AND A GHOST!

>>376544347
vs marvel vs capcom vs disney

>>376546143
vs tatsunoko vs godzilla

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What did they mean by this?