Why does he always kidnap peach?

sex

>>376459302
ill answer your question with a question

how many dicks does it take to satisfy your mom?

He needs someone to talk to about his closet homosexuality.

>>376459302
Because he wants her Peach.

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Because she's his waifu.

Well, how else is he supposed to take over the mushroom kingdom? Having the head of state killed or under lock and key seems like a good place to start with any attempted conquering.

Because he has a crush on Peach and he likes to fight Mario and prove he's superior to him.

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She's the only arcane sorceress powerful enough to undo his own dark magic, so if he wants to take over and rule as the most powerful magician in the land, he needs her out of the picture first.

>>376459302
One word: PUNANI

>>376460252
Love this guy's art.

>>376459302
mating_press

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>tags: rape, size_difference, large_insertion, ahegao, impregnation

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>>376459302
It's-a because Bowser has hidden insecurities! Just kill-a yourself already!

>>376459302
It's all an act.
They're all really good friends and shit, Peach doesn't actually bang Mario. Which is why Mario is free to see the red chick DK also likes.
Bowser and Peach have become friends with benefits though, they get bored waiting for Mario to finish his stages.

Why won't Bowser kidnap me

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>>376461132
>you'll never mating press bowser

>>376459302
Because he already tried to kidnap Mario. And best nigger Luigi smacked his shit every time.

>>376462168
calm down luigi, if it weren't for bowser then nobody would know who you are

>>376459518

Well anon, it only takes one dick to satisfy your mom. Protip: It's my dick.

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>>376459302
Because they're married with a child, but Peach doesn't want to take care of her responsibilities, and would rather be a slut with Mario.

>>376463630
rekt

>>376463630
>Protip: It's my dick.
It was such a good comeback up until this point.
Brevity is the soul of wit anon.