TAKE ME TO CHURCH

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>>376457387
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community

>go to bathroom at work
>there is no sign that says "employees must wash hands"
>I still wash them

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>>376457387
>"The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments."

>>376457783
There is no sign saying don't shit on the lid either

>>376457245
I act like the joker IRL
>go into GameStop
>looking for sims 2 for my Nintendo ds
>disgusted by how there's more fucking toys and shirts than vidya
>angrily shout "what is this toys r us?? Gtfo!"
>leave
>Fulton GameStop
THINK YOUR MAD TOO UNSTABLE

>you must gather you party before venturing forth
>kick everyone from the party
unhinged

>>376457387
>Criticize shitposters
>By shitposting
DAMAGED
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D

>>376457951
Your mom has a scar fetish so I have to save my shits for when I see her.

>>376457245
>nujoker

kys

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>>376457245
Jesus fucking Christ Leto.
We know you are still fucking butthurt that they took almost all of your award winning scenes in the Suicide Squad movie, but please fucking stop posting this shit every goddamn day!

>>376458347
>go into GameStop
>kicks down chairs and knocks down tables

>>376457387
>see people having fun
>enter a dedicated shitpost thread on a manchild toy board on a weeaboo image sharing forum to tell everyone the internet is serious business
Shit I think this guy has us all beat

>press any button to continue
>presses power button
XD

>>376458983
You have nothing on me.
>press any button to continue
>press my belly button

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>game says to visit website with parents permission
>visit site without parent's permission
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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>>376458683
Why is your anus so scarred, anon?

>>376457387
SOMEBODY STOP HIM

>>376457387
LOCK ME UP

>>376457245
>meme leto into joker for years
>cut 90% of his scenes from the movie

>>376458683
>scar fetish so I have to save my shits for when I see her
She likes to see you poop because she has a scar fetish and you have scars all over your butthole from dudes jamming their giant wieners in your butt because you are gay. Lmao got you there fag.

>>376458683
>phoneposting

>>376459319
If I was phone posting auto correct would have cought that.

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>anon says "traps are gay"
>call anon a faggot
>fap anyway
DIVIDE MY HEART SOMEONE DIES UNFAIRLY

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>know the enemy team has a sentry ward down
>ward there anyway
FILL ME UP BUTTERCUP

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>>376458683
>mfw some fag tries to roast fucks up and gets roasted for it in return

>"Please do not remove Memory Card"
>Removes Memory Card
>Replaces it with saltine crackers
SCHOOL'S BLOWN TO PIECES

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>Game tells me I've reach a point of no return and to make sure I'm well prepared and have properly saved my game
>Last save was 3 hours ago
>Continue anyway
SOMEBODY STOP ME!

>>376459219
did they really do this? I haven't watched any capeshit for years.

>Get exceedingly rare item in game worth loadsaemone
>Give it to a guy I just met because I don't need it

>>376460758
Yes because his scenes were fucking stupid, exactly for the reason we are mocking him here.
>Lol I'll act like a 12 year old and pretend that's joker like

>"Connecting to the server. Please wait."
>Me: "No way fag"
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, IT GETS WORSE HERE EVERY DAY

>>376460914
>his scenes were fucking stupid, exactly for the reason we are mocking him here.

shit that's hilarious. so they tried doing the whole edgy middle schooler thing with him and it ended up sucking so hard they cut him out?

>>376458347
>Go to GameStop
>Keep going with games

NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME

>SAVING! DON'T TURN OFF THE POWER
>turn off the power
>become god

>Don't remove the cover or you lose warranty
>Remove it anyways
BLOW IT ALL

>play Wolfenstein 3D
>select "Can I play, Daddy?" difficulty
>dad's not even around

THROW AWAY THE KEY

Heath Ledger was the Resident Evil 4 of Jokers.

>>376461450
Yeah
Wish we could go back

>game rated T for teens
>play it as a grown man
M A D M A N
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>play Persona 5 without any guides.
I'M TOO FAR GONE

>>376461450
shit that's a pretty good way of putting it.

>play super seriously in unranked games
DAD'S GONNA CUM

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>it's highly recommended you do the tutorial before playing
>go into pvp match immediently
I CANNOT LIVE, I CANNOT DIE

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The joker had a hard life

>>376461894
goddamnit they fucked that movie up so badly.

at least the scenes with mark hamill singing were pretty good.

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>tell other players gg
>it was actually bg
DEVILISH

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>tactical nuke available
>save it for later
>match ends anyway
LOCK THE KEY AND THROW AWAY THE DOOR

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>press any key to continue
>press power button

OOH AH AH AH AH!

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>move is incredibly risky and easy to counterattack when missed
>use it everytime
HELP ME BELIEVE, IT'S NOT THE REAL ME

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>>376457245
>screen just says Press To Start
>none of the buttons work

>>376459206
>>376459202
>>376458612
Post deleted tell me what he was saying u guys

>>376462249
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/376457245/#376457387

>>376461894
What is it with COMIC books and EMPHASIZING every third WORD?

>game tells me to take a break every 30 minutes
>i dont
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>376462391
Shakespeare did it so now comic books do it. Its artistic

>>376462103
are you DSP?

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>Will you partake in this perilous quest to save the world?
>No
1, SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

>>376457245
Is this another Marvel shill thread? Leto played his part more flawlessly than any shitlord from Guardians and Avengers. My gf even dressed as Harley for Halloween and she's not even into comics. It's that good. If you were a roach I would stomp on you then throw you in my toilet then piss on you and not even flush right away.

Mods delete this man. Show him we do not like Marvel or shills on this video games board. I look forward to your removal.

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>PLEASE INSERT DISC 2
>*inserts Disc 1*
>*puts it in sideways*
BEND ME SHAKE ME ANYWAY YOU WANT ME

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>spent money on a mobile game
LOCK ME AND THROW THE KEY

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>>376459074

>>376461894
It really is too late. The Joker has killed so many people. He's had second, third, fourth and three hundredth chances.
Just. Fucking. Kill. Him.

Every time Batman let him live, every person Joker killed after that is blood on Bats hands.

>press any key to begin
>actually press the any key
THROW AWAY THE KEY

>>376461450
Who is the Bane (Dark knight rises) of resident evil games?

>>376461894
>Humanizing the fucking Joker
Huh
I feel uncomfortable

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>>376462391
Stan Lee started it back in the 60's. His reasoning was that someone skimming through the dialogue could get a basic rundown of what was going on, as the bolded words would provide a summary altogether.
This was also because his comic books put more focus on the "book" part, with a lot of dialogue and narration. Way more than what you'd get nowadays. It's admittedly a bit of a slog to read through for the early issues, because of how it broke up action and how damn dense it is. Still, I can't deny that you probably got way more time out of a single comic then, than what you do now.

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>>376457245
>Invade in dark souls
>Do nothing but wave to the host and drop items for him

TEAR MY LIFE TO PIECES

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>>376459074
>press any button to continue
>press my clitoris

>pledged on the Strafe kickstarter
>played one game and turned it off

WANNA WATCH THE WORLD BURN

>>376462786
But they killed him anon
Warning spoilers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etst4t3ES8Y

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>>376461894

>Press any button to start the game.
>hit the power button
>it does nothing but turn my console off
wooooow

>>376462957
Pop quiz:

Which direction is he actually looking?

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>recommended FOV 90
>Set FOV to 91
DONT GIVE A HECK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

>>376463097
One eye on the tiddies
One eye on the streets

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>you will never watch the Justice league animated show for the first time again

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>>376461894
>deluxe edition coloring

literally worse than hitler

>>376463173
Hey, at least Justice League Action is pretty good. Too bad it never fucking airs

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>>376461894
Reminder that The Joker is aware of all of the suffering he's caused on people but has no control over his own actions. This is why Batman is so determined to not kill him.

>>376463238
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>>376457245
>Fighting boss, epic music is playing
>Mute the song and put on Ocean Man

THE KID IS NOT MY SON

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>rated E for everyone
>no one plays it
GUILLOTIIIIIIIIINNNEE

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>the key to winning is communication
>mute chat and watch streams
CUZ IN THE END

>>376461978
Why is DC so intent on destroying everything Alan Moore has ever done for them?

>>376462941
Why would you accomodate someone who just skims text?

Fuck 'em. If they won't take the time to read it then who cares about them. They're as bad as people who skip cutscenes and then whine that they don't know what's going on. Like quest makers for writing.

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I pretended to be a girl for a few months in a guild and and their thirsty infighting tore it apart

Leto's Joker was too gangster.

>have save game ready to load
>don't load it
>start new game
>load the save file only after the new game sequence finishes

>>376463654
Eh that's actually joker like

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>saving, do not turn off the console
>turn it off anyways
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WATCHA GONNA DO

>>376462819
Jack Baker

>>376463775
Too bad this is an artificially created dream sequence in a non-canon AU game tie-in comic, something like this really needs to happen in something with canonical significance.

>Select save and continue
>turn off console after it's done saving
I WASN'T MEANT FOR THIS WORLD

>go to /v/- video games
>never played video games

BLINKIN PARK

>Game gives me a clearly superior weapon
>keep using the only one anyways
MOMS GOING TO TEAR MY RESORT ON THE EDGE

>play Binding of Isaac, get a bad item in the basement
>don't immediately restart
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>in a raid
>rolling for an item
>select need even though my class cant even use the item

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

>>376463641
Beats me. I might be remembering it incorrectly, I just remember that Stan Lee did it so you'd get all the important information in bold.

>>376463996
If you're going to start killing villians then you need to be willing to kill heroes, no matter how much people like them.

Fans are a problem. If you killed the Joker then all the people who like him would whine until he gets brought back to life through some magical fuckery. Same if Batman died by getting cancer or some other mundane human thing that would kill a superpowerless human. Or if Aquaman killed Wonder Woman or something.

>>376464014
>blinkin park

don't fucking remind me

>"Please tune your TV's brightness until the gray icon is barely visible"
>*Turns it down all the way*
STARING DOWN ETERNITY

>>376464292
Remember when both DC and Marvel decided to kill off Batman and Captain America and have their first sidekick step in to take their place and it was pretty good but then it turned out that both of them weren't actually killed but sent back in time?
Fuck comics.

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>character creation
>make a shitty character on purpose
>game asks me if I'm sure I'd like to use this character
>select yes even though im not sure at all
OOOOH MAAMMMAAAA

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>>376463165

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>use a cheat code to warp to the last boss
>game congratulates me for playing even though i just skipped over it all
IM KOOKOO BANANAS!

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>played a game past 2 hours
>still request a refund
>they actually do it

MOM'S GONNA FLIP

>see a popular game
>don't play it
>make a thread on /v/ shitting on it anyway
LOCK ME IN A HOLE AND THROW AWAY THE HOLE

>>376462993
Nice move

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>>376458983

>>376457245
>press start
>press a
>game restarts
>press a again
>kill me I forgot
>it restarts again

>>376459448
>cought

>>376463315
Could you fill me in on this pic? At least gimme the short version, please.

>>376465579
would you prefer,
a
quick
rundown?
ONE, NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME

>>376464292
Most comic book heros have died though. They just get brought back in a reboots.

>>376457245
mom's gonna freak

>>376463996
It happend in the dark knight returns too

>>376464484
Batman
>hit by cosmic eye beams that has been one of the reasons why Darksied was so feared. The beams make a man live a thousand lives of pure torture, eventually ripping his sanity into peices as he dies a thousand deaths.
>Darksied had used this beam before and everyone was fucking scared of it.
>Jesus christ they actually shot batman with that holy fuck now he's back in time and he's fucking INSANE
>oh fuck they're trying to revive batman's corpse and oh god dammit you fucking fools thats not batman

Captain America
>lmao nazis
>lmao time science
>Red Skull wanted to take over his dead body ROFL

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>go to gamestop
>buy a game
>don't get the insurance

>>376466308
I do this too
But with a smug face

>>376457387
Underrated post.

>>376466308
you fucking mad man what if the game gets scratched

>tfw no batman game where you fight against a still insane but more morally gray Joker
Feels badman.

>"For every hour of gaming take a 15 min break"
>take a break every THREE hours

TOO FAR GONE

>>376462819
Wesker.

>was right
>was charismatic
>was able to BTFO the protagonist at some point
>is the meme mine of the franchise

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>beat the game
>kill every single NPC before going into NG+, just because I can
CHANGE MY PITCH UP
SMACK MY BITCH UP

>>376463052
Superman can be so cool sometimes.

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Fuck the Joker, all versions of him, and fuck shitty writers for trying to draw some sort of deep connection between him and Batman. Batman has an incredible level of hatred for him and only avoids killing him out of principle to keep himself from falling over the edge, there is no "sympathetic" side that he has for the man that constantly slaughters people without any degree of regret.

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>Play very old game
>Theres a trivia section that gets you prizes
>Look up the answers online

I WALK ON THE RAZOR'S EDGE

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>>376466569
>Morally gray
>Joker