Meanwhile, in Hateno /v/illage

Some asshole relit those spooky blue flames again. Anyone who find him or her, please tell them to stop okay?

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>tfw no Gerudo gf.

This kid keeps showing me her dance.

The comfiest village in the game.

>>376437617
Nothing of interest is occuring?

Why make a town without any good side quests?

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>>376438945
What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong Hylian women?

>>376441217
Because it's /comfy/.

>>376437617
Does anything happen if you light all the lanterns? The unique villager dialogue when you carry the flame was neat but is there anything more to them?

What the fuck are those tacky block houses that appeared overnight on the hill? Is that really the impression we want to give people who enter our town? I went there to complain to the constructor, but I felt he was just making passes at me so I left. He broke into a stupid dance too, what a creep.

>>376441217
>buy your house that serves as your home base for weapon storage and free bed with a nearby general store and clothes dyer short distance away
>Place where you can buy photos for your sheikh slate so you can have photos for your ingredient and weapon sensor
If you really want a town that literally has nothing, it's that tropical fishing village. All it has is a chest mini game.

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>>376441529
You can't fight progress; both in architecture and with lifestyles.

>>376437617
>Bolson, I'm going to need a queen sized bed

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SEX
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PURAH

>>376441407
there's one girl who sits next to one of them that likes it

>>376442298
how'd you get her outside?

>>376442465
Very carefully.

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Fixed that screenshot for you OP.

>>376442465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQFC6DyzZUI

So I was walking on the main street minding my own business when this kid came up to me and asked me to show him my sword. I whipped it out and now I'm posting this from a prison cell, what the hell???

>>376442526
except for the part where you completely fucked up the sky as well as the rest of the colorscheme

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>>376442298
SEX
____
PURAH?
____
YES

>>376442709
How did you keep the bow of light?

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Nintendo should've let us cuck fatso

>>376442526
>upped the contrast
>not even just removing the tint
>fixed

>>376442912
presumably the same way he edited the text

>>376442912
I kiiiinda changed a lot of values in the game.

Comfiest town in the game

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>>376438945
>tfw no fish waifu

Is the girl character in the armor shop depicting a literal autist or why does she need to stand in the corner behind the door. First time i talked to her she literally told hetself to focus to get s sentence out.

>>376444994
If you think every odd behavior equals autism I'd recommend you consider going to a doctor.

The janitors were supposed to clean this village, but their mops broke after deleting two posts.

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>>376442526
It looks weird without the green tint.

>>376438381
I'm still in denial about lighting them all doing nothing.

>>376441580

The tropical fishing village was such a waste. The DLC packs better add something to it.

>>376444592
does it one-shot every enemy in the game?

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE FILTHY HERO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>376446178
No, but I can make it do that.
I have a 1039 damage Guardian Sword that I use whenever I enter a shrine and it's another damn stupid bot fight.
The Bow of Light is for when I just don't want to deal with far distance annoyance, or when I want to distract enemies at far distances.

>>376446178
No. It takes 2 hits to kill one of those Yiga swordsmen.

>>376445371
>weird
You mean better?

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I just want to jump in there with her and have fun.

>>376445371
It's so simple to fix the game colors to this that I have no idea why they don't do it.

>>376445371
I hate it when I go to Faron and everything is under a pea soup filter.

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Paya is cute!

>>376446691

It's confirmed that you have to hold your breath. Have fun drowning.

>>376438945
The jew noses are a little off putting.

Where the fuck is this chest /v/? It's been a week and I can't find shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyDvOH9n4cg

>Get the amiibo tunics with that card-burning program
>never bother with the other armor

I regret nothing.

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>>376446926
Blame Farore. She is the one responsible for letting all that pollen and dust into the air.

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>>376447463
>Polytheism
Enough with your lies heathen! There is only one goddess.

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>>376446797
Because that's how they want it to look.

>>376448727
Bottom screen looks so much better.

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>>376448094
Hylia isn't a god anymore though. She reincarnated into a Hylian (Zelda), and we all know most Zeldas are far from being god worthy.

>>376449883
Hylia only reincarnated once as Zelda in Skyward Sword. All other Zeldas after her were just released by blood. Hylia even talks to you through the statues in this game.

>>376449883
We still don't know if Hylia gave up divinity for good to reincarnate as Zelda or if when Zelda (Skyward Sword) died Hylia's soul ascended and became a goddess again.

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>>376437617
I think I'm going to sell my house here and move someplace with better lolis, y/n?

>>376450068
>>376450215
Wouldn't that make SS Link the best of all Links because he actually got to fuck the goddess?

>>376450681
OG Link fucked the actual goddess, so no.

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>>376450681
Nah, this nigga seduced the actual goddess so hard that she was willing to give up her divinity to be with him, and she also made his soul eternally reincarnate so they could continue to bang until the heat death of the universe.

>>376450748
>>376450873
>manga link?
Is that part of the canon? I don't see it in the timeline.

>>376451351
I wasn't taking the manga into account, I just assumed that first Link fucked Hylia based on Skyward Sword.

>>376451351
Hylia's war against Demise before Skyward Sword and choice to reincarnate as Zelda are both canon. The rest of the events of the manga are basically canon until a future game says otherwise.

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>>376442635
>Kass either has D4C or literally made himself get deleted by touching him

>>376447275
that shit is glitched

>>376437617
Guys, I'm jumping off the cliff and none of you can stop me.
I-I mean it this time

Why the fuck is everything so choppy and stilted here when like five minutes outside the village everything moves so smoothly

How are those two girls STILL going out to find truffles?
They've been raped by Silver Bokoblins like 7 times

>>376453071
Your wife says you don't have the guts Carl! *muffled sounds from below* Bolson also asked if the barbecue is still good this Friday.

>>376453236
Sure. Go gather truffles they say. Those screams seem to be mixed in with a lit of moans last night.

>>376453137
I guess all the NPCs remained spawned and walk around while you're in town as opposed to enemies that just compress and don't do anything when the camera is not on then.