ITT: Things in games that give you instant raging boner >game

Name three (3) games that do this.

>>376437010
Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn
Baldur's Gate 2: Throne of Bhaal
STAR WARS: Knights of the Old Republic

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>Love Final Fantasy games with job systems
>No new games have them
>One of the best in the series was in an MMO
>Newer MMO's job system can't even live up to that
>No new Tactics game in over a decade
>Probably never seeing something like V's in a mainline game ever again

Being able to select brown skin without having to pay real cash for it.

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>>376436715
>game has great shotgun physics
>game gives you a sawed off shotgun

>>376436715
>Equipment is made by combining items gathered from the environment and monster drops
It feels so much more satisfying than just buying equipment even though it's functionally the same

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>weapon causes bleeding damage

>>376437010

Dragon's Dogma
FFXIV

>>376436715
>Stealth is a thing
>Actually has thought put into it and isn't "if you can't see them, they can't see you" stealth
>Or makes the game immediately easier
>Can actually do most of the game without ever getting into fights

I love ghosting

>>376437714
Doesnt final fantasy tactics also do this?

>>376436715
When a character reminds me of my mom.

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>>376436715
>game is procedurally generated
>game is open world
>game is survival
>game has crafting

>>376439467
Look into Seven Days to Die. Alpha 16 is around the corner.

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>>376436715
Cool detailed armor for both genders and good looking weapons. Even greater boner if the equipment is at least semi-functional.

>>376439515
I've played them all. I'm currently into factorio cause it automates the repetitive resource collection.

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>game has loads and loads of weapon customization

Please recommend me games with that shit, i don't care if its casual. loved Army of two and MGS4 because of them

>>376439918
Wildlands has some decent customization

>>376439918
New Vegas + GRA.
WMX too, if you're on PC.

>>376439467
Is this irony or do you actually consider those positive qualities?

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>game has sailing/ships
I know I'm gonna sound like a shill but Sea of Thieves is nailing this so much I'm in the Alpha, makes Black Flag look like a game from 2004

>>376439918
Payday 2 but lots of weapon mods are only available with DLCs.

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>>376439918
Did someone say WEAPON CUSTOMIZATION?

Guild wars

>>376440503
What is bad about any of those?

big ol' tits

>>376441069
Procedural generation is almost always garbage anon.

>>376436715
>Destructable buildings

>>376438636
>the sawed off shotgun meme
this ruins the gun. it's only done for concealment. that's why it's illegal.
if you don't need to stash a shotgun in your coat theres zero reason to do it

>>376441775
it's almost as if video game logic does not apply to the real world

>>376441775
but it looks cool.

>>376441896
>great shotgun physics
just call it great fun shotgun magic then

>>376442039
fair enough

>>376436715
>you unlock a character
>it's a boss
>boss is fully playable

>>376437010
guild wars did both really well

>>376442390
>actually plays like how the boss works and not just a reskin of the player

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>Game has a hub you can fill with NPCs, friends or structures as the game progresses

Digimon World did this excellently

>>376438636
What game?

For some reason the panicked sawing made me lose it

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>>376436715
>game has shields
>shields serve more function than just "lol block shit"

>it's a stealth game which you can complete without killing anyone

>>376441229
And what's wrong with the rest of them?

>can shoot off car side mirrors

>>376441069
I personally have a huge beef with procedural generation because, in pretty much all cases I've seen, it creates an entire world out of like 12 legos. It's like dropping a bowl of matchsticks again and again, they'll fall out in different ways but they're still just a bunch of matchsticks.

I didn't mind it when I was a kid playing minecraft but I just can't be wowed by it anymore.

>>376437010
Xenoblade Chronicles X

>>376442614
THIS!

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>>376442482

>Loading screen minigames that give rewards useful in the main game

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>>376442969
>when I was a kid playing minecraft

>>376441069
'survival' games usually mean anything fun is replaced with retarded mechanics where you die if you don't eat or stand by a fire every 5 minutes

>>376443193
>loading screen minigames aren't copyri-

oh wait that's right

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>Game have different classes
>when you change to another class you retain the skills of your previous class

>Weapons/attacks with heavy knockback
>Can send enemies flying off cliffs, into hazards, etc.
Nothing beats FaNing people into sawblades or Sword Driving mechons down Mechonis Fields

>>376443294
And now you're going to tell me that playing Minecraft as a kid is unforgivable?

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>>376441775

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>>376442969
>I didn't mind it when I was a kid playing minecraft

>>376443470
He means you're literally underage, you retarded newfag.

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>Item has effect(s) that aren't explicitly stated but are useful
>Unmarked sidequests
>Game can be played without killing anyone

>>376443470
You have to be 18 to post here

>>376442638
I hope everyone's taking notes from Breath of the Wild and every game with shields from now on will allow me to shieldsurf

>tfw the game doesn't have a class system but allows you to learn new skills from other players or through trial and error
>tfw the game has more depth and variables than dwarf fortress combat
>tfw internal organs can be individually damaged
>tfw you can learn how to do anything through sheer determination and willpower
>guns are rare as fuck but powerful, and super satisfying to use while melee is complex and stupid fuck
>tfw literally punching out a 1500 pound hydraulic-fisted robot
>tfw it damages my hands and arms when I hit it
>tfw break my hands on the fucking robot, so I start kicking it
>tfw break my legs
>tfw the final kick to the robot knocks it over, and shatters my foot with the force of the impact, but sends it teetering over the edge of a cliff

>>376443609
>Minecraft came out in 2009

I'm 23 you autist. How does playing a game that came out 7 years ago make me automatically underage?

>>376436715
these are shit if you are not allowed to change these classes when you want and as often as you want and instead you need to start the game over again
I'm fine with being only able to use class specific spells/skills/abilities or mayeb a few cross class abilities but most games are not worth multiple playthroughs, especially right after beating them once

>>376443609
>tfw you realize minecraft was released 17 years ago

>>376436715
Create your own character mode with weight sliders

>>376441229
>>376442969
>>376443323
Fair enough, was expecting just a "its shit because i dont like it" response.
you anons are alright

>>376437010
Grim Dawn has hybrid classes. Even gives them names.

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>>376443663
>>376443609
>Game came out 8 years ago
>Anyone who played it when they were younger than 18 is underage

The average IQ on /v/ is dropping at an alarming rate.

>>376443934
I just wish they added abilities that are specific to your class hybrid.

>>376437010
Mass Effect Andromeda to an extent, but its more like my passive skills from each of the skill sets will carry over to whatever I'm currently on. Like, if I max 'assault rifle use' in the solider skill set, I can run as an adept and still get that benefit, even if I don't ever use that skill set again.

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>>376436715
>game lets you crossdress

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>>376436715
>armor changes appearance when upgraded
I like upgrading stuff in general so when it changes visually I get rock hard.

>>376442621
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood

>>376440682
>This triggers the /k/
And I fucking loved every bit of it.

>>376437010
Kingdoms of Amalur the Reckoning

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>Game lets you kick people to push them back
>Game lets you pull enemies off ledges when hanging below
>If an enemy is shot near a ledge they scream as they tumble over

They weren't perfect, but the Uncharted games were a pretty good time for me.

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>>376438397
Try FF Dimensions. Despite how cheap it looks, it's a solid FF title with a good job system. A little expensive for a mobile game, but you'd spend more on any other handheld device to play it. I spent a good 80 hours playing it.

>>376444806
how about you just hang yourself instead?

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>supporting character constantly telling you to do evil shit
>game lets you do evil shit

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>>376444919
no u
I actually like playing video games, apparently you can't say the same thing

>>376444928
Who tells you to do evil shit? The succubus? I don't remember her telling you to do evil shit.

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>that old habit of idly spinning the control stick to make the player character spin on the spot or run in a circle
>the player character stops itself and looks at me with disapproval

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>first person games with satisfying melee combat

>>376443739
15 years old is not a child

>>376442614
Suikoden was so comfy for that.

>>376444806
Seconding this.

The way it distributes the jobs is a bit weird though. The game's broken up into chapters that alternate between two teams of four. Each chapter unlocks a new job specific to that four person team. So like, the "dark world" team gets Dark Knight, and the "light world" team gets Paladin. In the end the two teams converge but the jobs/summon spells are still exclusive to those characters.

That aside, it's a decent game with a lot of throwbacks to classic FF (there's elemental generals, lots of familiar character names and archetypes, etc), and some awesome music.

>>376445730
>15 years old is not a child
say that in court

>>376436715
>online pvp game
>full loot system
>no artificial punishment for player killing whatsoever

>>376437010
Heroes of Might and Magic 4

>>376446282
I want this for Grim Dawn but it's an ARPG and no one cares about pvp.

>You have a homebase which you can upgrade different parts of in between missions.

>>376445730
Pretty sure you could reasonably refer to anyone under 18 as a kid.

>Layered armour
>Attacks that take forever to charge but anihilate everything
>Attacks that send enemies flying

Basically I fucking love dragons dogma and the arc of deliverance. That shit gives me a power boner like you can't even imagine.

>>376441229
DF

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>games has elemental attributes
>when you have more than one they don't just stay static,they combine and your moves change depending on the combo

>>376437010
Tf2 has subclasses

>>376446282
I just want a fantasy eve online
sadly nobody seems to be willing to make one

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>>376446080
Shit yeah, I forgot about the music. Most of the battle tracks are rad. The party mechanics allow you to make interesting parties. If you like to grind a lot, the light warriors easily overpower the dark warriors because they have memorist...

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>fighting boss battle
>boner inducing boss theme playing
>win
>Second phase start
>same boss theme playing
>then suddenly lyrics start playing

>>376445730
This.
13 and up are teens/adolescents

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>can assume control or "convert" regular enemies
>can test out what enemies would win in a fight and how some enemy exclusive abilities work on other enemies

>crossover game has characters in it from games of other genres
>those characters are most effective when you play them like you would in their native series
Smash's take on Little Mac and Megaman and so on stroked my boner something fierce.

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>>376436715
Builds Builds BUILDS!
I love the numbers, the min maxing, having to compromise and getting that one piece of gear or skill point that spikes your power.
It why I fucking love Borderlands its all about making builds, my favourite is Mania Hellborn Krieg with flame of the firehawk and a good slag shotgun.
Its even why I love Das2, wich has the most viable builds out of all the souls games.

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>you fight your rival before the final boss to see who should fight him
bonus if a different version/remix of the rival's theme plays

>>376446668
NAME ONE (1111) GAME

>>376447317
didn't saga frontier do this?

>>376445730
Yes it is.

>>376444287
Post Link's?

>>376447394
fresh out of the oven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdDiHZiBtpE

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>>376445654
>tfw you spend more time looking for fights than you do freerunning

i love the way enemies bumble into eachother and objects like goons in an action movie.

>>376446668
Only ever saw this specific thing in MG Rising.
I'll second sick boss themes all day though
>Persona games
>MGR
>Devil May Cry
>Dragons Dogma
It instantly makes me like most games 5x more.

>>376440534
Check out Blackwake. It's early access though.

>>376444287
Name ONE(1) game where you can crossdress your character beyond just a moment gag or when it's needed, besides Animal crossing and Zelda.

>>376447764

fable

>>376447646
Is this easy or something? Not one of them fired their gun.

>>376447764
I think Akiba Strip lets you. Also, Dragon's Dogma.

>>376443875
>it also has height sliders

>>376447264
>Krieg
My man, playing that retard was amazing, allways on the brink of death but probably the tankiest if you dont count the grognozzle abusing Gunzerkers
Gunzerkers OP anyways

>>376447843

those guys are the bottom barrel mobs so they're generally easy to beat up, especially when they're clustered together since rifle cops wont fire when friendlies are next to you. later on you fight dudes who are actually a threat

>>376439918
MGSV. If you like Metal Gear for its gameplay then I'm sure your experience will be just fine.

>>376438397
X-2 has a similar battle/job system to V.

>>376447859
Dragon's Dogma? i'm not too sure about that

>>376441775
Portability

>>376436715
so what are some more games with this mechanic besides >>376437714

>>376448047
Okay then, I do like them stumbling over eachother not sure what to do. What are the more dangerous ones like?

>>376436715
>Shooter released in 2017 and doesn't have lootboxes

Really gets my dick hard.

>>376448129
Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but I though you could put on a dress or something.

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>>376448129
Dragon's Dogma has gender restricted armor but to deal with the no bois allowed bandits you have to wear this set of clothes and shave facial hair.

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>base building

>>376448453
i just killed them. he, you learn something new everyday.

>>376437010
Titan quest
Baldurs gate 2
Grim dawn.

>>376448296

after prodman and gunman you fight shock-fist dudes who actually attempt to dodge and have a long reaching stun punch thing. finally you have supercops who are pretty fast and knock you down in a single hit. the combat looks like a bunch of QTEs but it has a relatively complex system. you have a light, heavy and grab attack which all have different effectiveness on certain enemies, your attacks are directional too so a right kick knocks guys to the right and so on.

the game itself really isn't worth full price but i got it on sale for 10 and was totally satisfied with it.

>>376447534
>>376446440
Not him, but teenagers are called teenagers for a reason.

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>>376448891
I remember some tough speedy cops from the first one that were kinda scary. Open world turned me off from this game, but 10 bucks might be worth it. Thanks for the info, Anon.

>>376449007
>Be 18 or 19
>Be considered as an adult
???

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>Can marry a major character
>Able to have children that're relevant to the story or gameplay

>>376447394
Metal Gear Rising

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>>376448496
>want to play rts games
>only build aesthetic bases in editor and never play the game

>Enemies squirm in agony instead of dropping dead instantly

>>376449129

the open world is definitely the weakest aspect, the sections of the city don't really connect together very well and it makes getting around very confusing at first. also the side-mission delivery quests are fucking impossible, every single one gives you no room for error.

>>376438636
Say goodbye to your dog, kiddo.

Model viewer

>>376441775
in this case the gun was made of butter, so real world rules dont apply

>>376449193
I'm not saying they're adults, but they're not kids, they're teenagers.

0-1, infant.
2-5, Toddler.
6-12, Kid
13-17, Teenager
18-21, Young Adult
22+ Adult

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>>376449376
>Origin
Nevermind.

>>376437010
RF online

>game separates primary firearms and side arms
>side arms include stockless smgs, machine pistols and sawed off shotguns
>smgs with stocks are primary

Most games make smgs a primary, even those without stocks.

>>376449610

well yeah senpai its an EA game. the pirated version works well enough.

Game has

Radio towers
Power lines
Dams
Powerplants
Warships
Lookout towers

I have boners for industrial architecture

>>376449735
Can't be bothered, thanks anyway Anon, you're the real MVP.

>>376436715
>game has small damage numbers (paper mario)
>game shows exactly how much damage you do with each attack
>game lets you see enemies HP

>>376437010
No one naming the king
Neverwinter Nights

>final battle
>get shit on
>cutscene shows everyone rooting for you
>somehow you and/or your party manage to break the impregnable defense and fight back thanks to them
I don't care how often I see this it's fantastic every time

>>376450150
>small damage numbers
This.
Starting single digit and ending at 3 digit damage values in late game is the best feel of prgression

A reason why I dislike FF, because their smg numbers are already pretty high early game

>>376439014
It's not the same if there are conditional drops.

>>376444287
I unironically enjoy this
Not that i always do it but damn it i like the option

>>376447764
Bloodbone.

>>376450263
Related
>Main character(s) are fighting countless enemies
>Slowly but surely they start losing but take hundreds with them

It's more melancholy but it's usually a great send-off for a character, plus it's fun to murder hundreds knowing there is no getting out of it anyway.

>>376436715
>Game has many attributes and you have to distribute points in them yourself
>Game also has skills, abilities, traits and features you have too choose yourself
>Game has many races and subraces with different penalties and bonuses in the above
>Game has many classes with unique spells, abilities, progression and experience modifiers
>Your character's appearance is editable down to the vertexes
>You have to spend hours making decisions and not knowing fucking anything about what is available in the game after you have created the character
>says your gender and sex doesn't matter but that is a lie

>>376447764
Mount & Blade

>>376449007
>>376449584
>he bought into the 'they're not kids' meme

Why would you ever pat adolescent dumbasses on the back by giving them their own distinction from children. It just adds to their ego. It's beyond me. One of the worst mistakes ever.

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>game has music that synchs with attacks
>game has robust base/house customization
>game has an extremely extensive character creator
>game story is you're an average Joe with no prophecy or expectations but still pull through in the end

>>376450404
Fire Emblem is great for small damage numbers. You start off doing like 7 damage and finish doing ~20-25.

>>376450948
Kids don't have sexual urges, teenagers do.

>>376450948
Teenagers are much closer to adults than they are to kids, and just because they're notorious for making bad decisions doesn't mean that most adults nowadays aren't fucking carbon copies of their teenaged selves.

If there's any truth to any of this to be found, let it be in the fact that American culture, built on coddling children, has had a very strong trend over the past 70 or so years where teenagers, sometimes not even 18 years old, often get married right after highschool, and stay married if it goes well.

Teenagers are basically just adults. Your teenage self is just YOU, there is nothing about you right now that your Teenage Self wasn't, and in fact I'd say that in growing up, we lose a lot of character, we lose the desire to be edgy, or stick out.

>>376450948
It's a slow process from being a kid to becoming an adult. It's not like you turn from a little baby to a grown man the moment you turn 18.

>>376439918
Army of two
Operation 7 if it even exists anymore

>>376450404
>>376451101
I know that having bigger numbers allows for more variation, but there's just something about starting off doing 1-2 damage, and ending the game doing 10. It feels a lot more powerful than starting with 1000 and ending at 10000 or something.

>>376443394
https://www.eff.org/fr/deeplinks/2015/12/loading-screen-game-patent-finally-expires
What did you mean by this?

>>376451130
False. I first masturbated at 8 and wanted to doggystyle one of my classmates.

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>>376447550

>>376451629
Well it's kind of hard for people to masturbate without sexual urges, and in order to have sexual urges you'd need to experience puberty.

>>376451629
Agreed. Not him, but I also had intense urges as a child. The early internet's porn had me spun into a frenzy, and to this day I remember more of my neighborhood's vaginas than their names, though I never actually came until around 9 or 10 years old.

>>376450707
Fuck Disagea for not explaining howthose stats work. When I tried making my first unit, my autism was overwhelmed. Why are there so many stats? Which unit type benefits from what? Which is optimal? How does the unit´s sex play into that? How does pontential work? When do I get units that don´t get stat penalties by default? And I haven´t even began to uderstood how weapon skills work.

I feel the game could´ve been so much fun, and grindy joy if only I understood how it all works.

>>376451747
People can experience puberty before reaching their teens.

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>game has some kind of message board that constantly updates as the game progresses
no fuck you i'm thinking of warioware DIY not megaman battle network

>>376436715
A strange feeling I've only found in two games yet, Witcher 1's ch.4 and Bloodborne.
The feeling that there's actually air in the game world and not a vacuum. It's pretentious as fuck and I have no idea what does it.

Falling leaves when you rustle trees is an instant boner too.

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>Game has no classes
>Characters aren't locked out of play styles just because they didn't pick the right flavor text in the first ten minutes of the game.

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>>376441164
Too obvious anon

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>>376450150
>>376450404
Oldschool runescape was fantastic for this. Hitting your first double-digit number, then doing it consistently. Fantastic.

>>376437010
Disgaea 5 lets any class have any other class as a subclass, and there are a shitton of fucking classes.

>>376441775

Isn't the right barrel totally skewed, which is why he cuts it off? So he can shoot it without it exploding on him?

>>376447764
Saint's Row series

>>376436715
>best armor and weapons are conventional military grade equiptment. not overdesigned peices of shit with meme names

i don't know how is called the thing that MGRR did with the music in boss fights, but that.

>>376451130
>>376451629
>>376451747
>>376451765
Lads this got weird. When I say kids I'm referring to people under the age of 18 and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

I played minecraft when I was a kid :v)

>>376436715
Skill based movement in FPS's

>>376444390
Xenoblade Chronicles takes it a step further and uses all your equipped gear I cutscenes too

>>376442614
Don't sully Digimon's name with your filth, barneyfag

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>enemies beg for their lives when disarmed

>>376439214
To expand
>weapon causes bleed
>it can proc again and stack on itself
>tfw you get a bleed tick thats higher dmg than your regular hits

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>>376436715
The Mute City theme in Mario Kart 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcpNJcVJ11k

It also makes me die inside as I know there will never be another F-Zero game.

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>shield on back still works as if it was equipped

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>You can dual wield shields
>Dual shieldbashing is a viable tactic

>"This looks pre-rendered"
>It's actually inengine

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>>376459217
>equipment and costumes show up in cutscenes

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>you can use super-powered attacks

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>>376438636
>Tutorial added: Sawed off shotgun
>NEW WEAPON: SAWED OFF SHOTGUN

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>>376459985
>damage/blood shows up in cutscenes

>>376459985
The best.

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>>376459985

>>376439918
Battlefield 4 and Hardline both have lots.

>>376437010
ebin

>Spoken dialog has multiple takes/lines for a given situation to alleviate tedium on replays/checkpoint-restarts/fucking-fighting-games

>>376449345
>>376448496
This, what are some base building games?

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>>376461218
>Mfw pausing the game over and over in Viewtiful Joe to cycle through all the pause menu voicelines

>>376444027
Its redditfags
Its always been redditfags

>>376436715
I really like the filter they put over this pic. Really accentuates the fact that the boner is the centre of power here.

>Boot-up game
>Goes straight into gameplay without any mandatory Publisher/Designer/ERSB/Middleware splash screens

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>>376462210
>intro cutscene starts playing
>turns out it's not a cutscene

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>everything about original Guild Wars

>>376451187
You are a moron and had zero developing since your teens if you believe that

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>Music game has an extra stage system
>If you meet the qualifications for an extra stage exclusive song the background menu music changes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppQonShKc04

>game has chainsaw
>game includes consumable coffee, cigarettes, drugs (stimulants, painkillers, etc.).

>>376437010
>>376437714
Neverwinter Nights 2

>in game characters give you a boner
>there are thousands of porn of her online

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>Final boss fight
>Lyrics kick in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IEbfDtDaUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLBTIUzPpEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8pFzQ1lyF8

Working mirrors that can be moved about.

Integrated V-Sync that doesn't completely fuck your computer system versus whatever shit your GPU's got integrated.

Good atmosphere.

Survival/inventory-management elements that aren't overly tedious and don't favour a particular playstyle over the other from a Fun-Having perspective.

A good story and believable characters/dialogue/plot-driving elements.

>>376445654
>Riddick
>Zeno clash 1 and 2
any other first person brawlers?

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>>376436715
>Dressing rooms
Senran Kagura is not a deep game, but I sure love the customization
Also boob/ass physics (female)

>do something autistic like walk past things that change color for no reason until they're all the same color
>notice a way to potentially make a level unwinnable and deliberately try to make that happen
>realize there's an extremely, underhandedly cheap way to bypass a challenge
>something happens if you do any of these things because the devs thought of it themselves

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>>376436715
>Game is full of giant monsters as bosses.
>Strongest enemy is human sized.

>>376438397
Try Bravely Default

>>376457372
wat game/s?

>>376440682
What is this?

>>376439918
Brink

>>376456041
>lads this got weird
Kek loving the derail

>>376449228
>You aren't the hero
>Because your son is the hero
>You fight alongside him, your daughter and your wife if you want

>>376451813
Man I Know how you feel, I Still have not finished Disgaea 4 because of my autistic need to make the best units possible

Fully customizable mechs like ChromeHounds and Armored Core.