why did it take so long for a 3d zelda to include lynels?
>i will never encounter a botw lynel for the first time ever again
>>376426663
first time encountering these fucks were impossible for me, now getting used to them, they're pretty easy
>>376424871
Took a real long time for them decide if they'd have a lion dong or a horse cock.
>>376426790
>as long as you have health recovery food it's literally impossible to lose
This is why I hate how much I love this game. I took down a Lynel just by hitting it with whatever weapon I had and healing after it shat on me. It's too fucking easy and really siphons away from the fun of "returning to an enemy you were intimidated by later with more power". With every other part of the game I think back to how I was the last time I visited X area but with one of the most important parts of open world gameplay it falls flat.
>>376423748
I want to ____ Lynel (or by Lynel)
It's the best game I've ever played
>>376427439
stop healing mid fight then?
How many extra lives do you need, fuck. Game becomes so easy with the divine beast powers anyways.
>>376423748
I love that they don't come after you unless you're being an aggressive dickhead.
Why is the Lynel Sword a one-hand weapon?
>>376427627
But is dick between the front or bag legs?
>>376427439
This seems improbable
With the amount of damage that Lynels typically do, you would be going through a whole meal every couple of hits
You can only carry maybe 40 of them, and for most players, a lot of that is going to be taken up by context-sensitive powerups like cold or heat resistance
So to kill a Lynel that way, you would have to spend a decent amount of time just filling your inventory with health-refilling meals beforehand, and at that point just fighting the Lynel properly and trying not to get hit is a far more efficient use of your time
Not even mentioning that you're depriving yourself of any enjoyment by fighting that way, dodging and parrying feels so fucking good in this game that I can't fathom why anyone would choose not to do it
>>376423748
Imagine having a lynel boyfriend
>>376428163
cuck
What will he do after he defeat Link? and do you think you can endure his horse dick?
>see my first one
>wow that's cool I wonder what other bosses there are
>see my 50th one
>why the fuck isn't there more variety goddamn
FUCK CLUB LYNELS
>>376428163
Don't be queer