Redpill me on these people

ok, stop playing video games because they're a complete waste of time better spent on something useful or productive.

>>376421985
Haven't finished the game, but Vivienne, Blackwall, and Dorain seem like the only wants that aren't retarded as fuck.

>D I V E R S I T Y

the only normal hetro non bi male romance option for girls is blackwall, and after you fuck him he actually leaves you forever and can't be a party member anymore

he's also a fraud and not a real warden

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>>376422697
>only wants that aren't retarded as fuck

>>376421985
>From top left:
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, passable, shit (get over it, a randomly executed plot twist doesn't make him less shit), and shit.

>>376421985
>How to get away with a massacre.
>Starts something you did not expect.
>A rodeo.
>Who?
>Worst thing. Just the worst.
>Best bro.
>Another best bro.
>A dog who lost his ball.
>Maleficent

>>376423068
this is the kind of person that is on /v/ 24/7, shitting on everybody's opinion and doesn't even have games installed

>>376421985
Blackwall seems cool, but he's a liar. Keep him around though.
Cassandra is a wholesome qt who's afraid to show her love for you
Iron bull is a weirdo mercenary/spy who works for an enemy nation that resembles muzzies
Cole is some spiritfag
Sera is a 'quirky' dogshit-ugly dyke
Varric has bants but shit weapons
Dorian is a fag
Solas is a twinky fag who sucks demon cock
Vivienne is a sheboon with cheekbones out of her ass

Any way to find out the locations on some of the sketches/drawings you find?
Making it your quest doesn't show a search area to me.

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>quest is an anagram for "dread wolf fen'harel"

rly makes u think

>>376423397
If you want the easy way out, google it. If you want to do it by yourself, then you'd best be prepared to wander around the map, with the drawing as your guide. Luckily, it does activate that search function.

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>>376423192
Played it through from start to finish.

Sorry, I just didn't like any of the party members except Dorian; they ranged from boring (Vivienne, Blackwall, Solas) to unbearable (Sera, Cole).

That's my honest opinion.

>>376421985
Sera looks likes a feminist on meth.

>>376421985
>He seems boring until a plot twist happens that makes you analyze everything he said and did until that moment
>Faithful Saber starts to doubt herself, decent enough character
>A character specifically made to make the militant buddhist seem not so bad, designed to be fun and bro-like
>Autistic boy whose writer had delusions of grandeur and thought speaking in alliterations is the deepest thing ever
>Dumpster fire of a character that was made to be grating and succeeds in spades
>Patented bioware forced bro
>Somewhat decent character if you go past his bioware diversity quota personal quest
>The whole point of this character is the ending of the game, enjoy just having him do basically nothing until then
>Writer couldn't think of a better way to make her seem politically powerful than adding "My dear" at the start of each of her sentences

>>376424449
my nigga

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>solas = pride in elven
>one of the last quests is "what pride had wrought"

Faggot is the only good one. Dorf was better in Da2. Rest is as shit as the rest of game.

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This was the absolute worst selection of party members I've seen in an rpg I've played. Pillar of Eternity's entire party member pool was boring and mediocre, but DAI had party members that outright fucking disgusted me, while the rest were just really boring and lifeless.

Only Cassandra and Varric are worthy friends,dump the rest

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>>376424449
I understand every point you've made and I can see what you see in them, but I still think that none of them were interesting or done well. It might be because the pacing sucks and most of the dialogue is awful and never fits in, cause almost all of them speak like they're high high functioning autistic, while all of their quests and crap appear way too abruptly and end way too quickly.

Also every single one of their stories and sidequests (Except for the lesbian's and the niggress', cause I told them to fuck off immediately) had one or two things that immediatly took me out of the game and I couldn't take them seriously anymore.

>Cassandra is into smut and shitty romance novels because juxtaposition amirite?
>Varric's quest has Bianca show up and fucking THREATEN me out of the blue cause Varric is in a shit situation, even though it's entirely her fault that he's in the shitter and I killed 5 dragons up until that point
>Iron Bull starts off by sending a tranny to introduce him and then saying that you can be a tranny in the Qun
>Dorian father tried to cure his gay away with blood magic and his whole quest is one scene where you either tell him to forgive his father or hate him harder
>Can't kill the templar in Cole's quest no matter what you pick and the way to make him more human is pants on head retarded
>Solas throws a temper tantrum like a little kid if you don't let him kill the mages that turned his spirit fucktoy into a demon by accident
>The only way to solve Blackwall's quest is to illegally break him out of prison with no other choice

They all felt really rushed, really poorly written, really amateur and really pointless. Even Blackwall's twist wasn't much of a twist because I figured him out from his recruitment quest.

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Ignore them all, best girl right here.

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>>376428081
>Mfw I got locked out of the pseudo-romance with her because no flirt options ever came up and I decided to pork the arab woman they pretended was italian

Fucking Gaider and his stupid shit.

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>there are people on /v/ who dare play anything but fem elf romancing solas

>>376422867
What about Cullen?

>>376421985
>shit
>10/10 waifu
>shit
>shit
>shit
>cool guy
>cool guy
>ok dude
>shit

>>376428565
The definitive way to play DAI.
Mage or not-mage, though?

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>>376421985
Don't believe his lies. All right. Not Sten/10.
Who? Cunt that you shouldn't recruit. Literal cuck.
All right. Don't believe his lies. Never bothered with her.

>>376430730
Canon would be mage, but I can't bring myself to play it because all the specializations are garbage.Tempest rogue is the only thing that doesn't make me want to die.

>>376421985
>Decent
>Decent
>The fucking worst
>Not as bad as I thought he'd be, still not good
>Horrible
>Better in DA2
>Good
>Decent
>Horrible

>>376428265
Any way it goes, you can only flirt with Harding. The romance never goes anywhere.....and yes, fuck that faggot for hating dwarf romance!

>>376421985

Black Wall is cool
Varric is a shell of himself
Cassandra is alright
Vivienne is redpilled as fuck
Solas can go fuck himself
Iron Bull is meh
Dorian is surprisingly good
Never recruit Sera
I forgot Cole was a character

Scout Harding was best girl

I left the sheboon in Orlais. None of them allowed in my Inquisition.

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>Best romance in the game is with a dwarf and she isn't even a real romance option
>Only way to get anything with her is if you buy the dlc

If I could kill Gaider, I would.

>>376431469
Fuck the inquisitor and fuck shemlen ppl