What video games are impossible for women to truly understand?

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>Vic2, CK2, or any other GS games about history
>red dead redemption
>any economic games like OpenTTD, Offworld Trading company, and x3 series

>>376407629
>no meangirls
>not a single romcom
Come back with a non joke list.

all paradox grand strategies
stalker
mount and blade

All of them. The only things women care about are shopping and hurting innocent men who just wanted someone to love and care for them.

>>376407629
My gf actually showed me 3 of the movies on there (The Outsiders, Stand by Me, and The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly) and we both have seen Dead Poet's Society before.
Further proof that most people on the internet are secular morons who think they belong in a secret club.

>>376407629
Any game with a bromance.

So many women seem to misinterpret brotherly bonds as sexual tension.

>>376408784
seen=/=understood

>>376407629
Don't use Falling Down for shitposting, please.

Also wasn't Point Break directed by a woman?

Yakuza.

>>376408925
Okay, buddy. I must have imagined the discussions we held after watching those movies.

I'm a woman and I understand all of this

>>376408784
>>376408925
>>376409720

Funny enough my mum loved Stand By Me and recommended it to me. I only thought it was okay not to fantastic.

>>376409720
correct

>>376409794
wrong

>>376407629
>list of greatest movies of all time
>replace "greatest movies of all time" with "movies women will never understand"
>title still fits
Teehee

>>376409848
Well, it is pretty much universally regarded as a classic amongst '80s coming of age movies.

Kiefer Sutherland could never act his way out of a paper bag, though. No way in hell he ever would've made it if it wasn't for his dad.

>>376410024
> greatest movies of all time
> no hentai kamen live action
Not that women would understand it

>>376407629
Red Orchestra

runescape

>>376410042

Well I also watched it on a laptop in a hotel room, then again did the same for The Grey and I fucking loved The Grey.

Maybe I just hyped up Stand By Me a bit too much. It wasn't bad though I just didn't think it was super good either. I think it was also know that fucking SJW cucklord faggot actor was playing Gordie who was shitting all over Vidya shortly before I watched it put me slightly off his character too unfortunately, but his friend in the movie was good.

Basically every game with gritty realistic military setting

>>376410289
Will Wheaton being an annoying idiot on social networking is fucking minor compared to the legitimately awful stuff people in Hollywood are behind.

LISA

chaos theory

>>376410475

You are correct but his fucking idiocy was recent in my memory when I watched it. I know you are supposed to separate the actor from the character but I just kept remembering his faggotry whenever I started to like his character.

Senran Kagura

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Anything with depth, OP
t. guy who fucked two different chicks who play vidya

They like normalfag shit like Fallout 4 or GTA. Find me a woman who can survive 5 years in Dwarf Fortress.

>>376411092

I listened to a podcast recently about Dwarf Fortress and one of the people on their was a woman and she knew what she was talking about.

looked her up and she was black, too

>>376409552
Surprisingly accurate.

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>>376411647
>finally find a Switch for a decent price and free shipping 530 dollars
>"DOES NOT SHIP TO RIO GRANDE DO SUL"

>>376407629

Never heard of a woman playing an action game. Ninja Gaiden, Bayonetta, that kind of stuff. They sure to like to complain about them though.

My gf understands nothing but Musos and barely those.

She has a PS3 so I'm thinking of getting her Demon's Souls for my viewing pleasure.

>>376412395
DMC is very popular with women.

One of the top DMC4 players is a woman, as far as I'm aware.

>>376412534
>woman
nah

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>>376407629

Probably most games before the 6th Gen consoles to be perfectly honest. Yes they gamer grills pretend to faun over childhood classics and other popular shit but give them something like the old Legacy of Kain games or fuck even Metal Gear Solid or the original Resident Evil trilogy and their interest and understanding drops off the fucking map.

>>376407629
>Last Samurai

What

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>>376409552

Shenmue too.

>>376412795
"Gamer" girls=/=girls who play games.

>>376407629
My gf loved her and whiplash

>>376412795

Wrong again.

I used to visit Resident Evil forums back in the 2000's and I shit you not half the userbase were all girls, and they didn't like RE4 either since it was too much of an action game for them. They liked the classics since they were more mechanically easy and just about puzzles and the combat was simple.

Girls oddly enough found classic RE to be more easy than the casualized shit that modern RE is, simple aiming and movement is all to hard for them because they lack spatial awareness but a few puzzles is fine and they got used to the camera angles too.

>>376408784
What do you hope of people who's only contact with women is with tweets from braindamaged Tumblrinas?
I miss when /v/ had some semblance f self-awareness.

>>376407629
>There are men on the internet who genuinely believe this

>>376407629
>whiplash
lmao what

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>>376407629

>>376407629
>half of that is overrated garbage
>half of that is baby's first deep movie
how is being 13 and edgy kiddo? damn, they would spit your face in /tv/

>>376413754

Name something better and something that isn't babby's first deep then.

>>376413665
berserk is popular with women that enjoy any sort of action show

>>376407629
Friendly reminder thar Deer hunter was directed by a tranny

>>376414274
the matrix was directed by the tranny twins but that doesnt seem to stop the red pill meme

>>376407629
>drive
lol

>>376414274
so a man

Stalker

>>376414412
They were normal when they filmed it. They went insane after, probably falling to their own creation.

>>376414417
It's not a man, it's a mutilated being

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>>376407629
Id genuinly argue the Yakuza series if im honest. All it is really about is, what is the essence of a real man.

"A real man pays his debts."

>>376413665
Any part of jojo except part 6 who can be understood by a minority of women

>>376413384
I remember that one Leon fan parody website run by a mad mexican qt. "Conjito" i think the website was called. "Man in uniform." She clearly had a thing for him but always said what a faggot he was. That was early 2000's

>>376410289
Is The Grey actually good? I saw it on Netflix and passed it off as the usual shitty Netflix movie, but I need something new to watch that isn't anime for once.

>>376413852

Well you could start with the entirety of Kurosawa's filmography.

Jean Pierre-Melville's stuff also.

Bad Lieutenant - Abel Ferrara.

>>376415868

I thought the same thing when I first heard of the Grey. Thought it was just gonna be generic hollywood trash.

It's pretty good and mostly a simple story. A bunch of guys on a plane crash in wolf territory. There are some minor sideplots in the beginning but after that it's pretty much just then surviving against the wolves. I thought it was pretty good and the Wolves were very well done. At times it felt like a monster movie, or at least reminded me of Jurassic Park in how it felt watching the characters chased by beasts.

>>376412534
>woMAN
fixed your error

>>376407629
Her was a terrible film

>>376413665
GTO, Golgo 13, Cobra, JoJo, and Hokuto no Ken are understood by pretty much anyone, you underestimate just how casual the stuff on your list is for people actually born in Japan.

>>376416229

I've seen a few of Kurosawa's stuff and loved it, though I haven't seen all of his stuff yet.

Only Melville film I saw was Le Samourai, and this was when I was younger so I'd have to rewatch to get a proper opinion, what else from him do you strongly recommend?

I haven't seen Bad Lieutenant but it's in my backlog, I actually downloaded it a few weeks ago so I intend to watch soon.

>>376416229
Sorry, I like to be entertained when watching movies, not bored to tears for the sake of "art"

I always thought Dead Poet's Society was way too corny, bordering to downright silly.

>>376416229
>>376413852

The 400 Blows and it's associated films
8 1/2 by Fellini
The Great Beauty

The films I'm listing aren't even obscure, they're just not the junk in OP.

>>376412395
Nigga, women LOVE Bayonetta. What kind of women do you know?

>>376416481

Le Cercle Rouge and Army of Shadows are great.

>>376416670
t.brainlet

>>376416879

The 400 Blows is in OP's image though.

>>376417151

I meant the porn version The 400 Blowjobs.

>>376411912
Just buy it from MercadoLivre you morom, you can find one with Zelda for that prince. Source: Rio Grandense speaking.

>>376408895
They're right about that, actually. Strong brotherly bonds should always turn into romance. If anyone's wrong it's people who push the stupid 'just friends' bullshit.

>>376416879
>>376416229

Also Andrzej Wajda's war trilogy (A Generation, Kanal, Ashes and Diamonds)

His later films are p good too.

>>376417395
I'd do a lot of shit for my bromance, but i can tell you outright i don't want to fuck him.

>>376417395
>projecting your faggot desires onto everyone else

>>376417793
>>376417395
i mean, hell thats to whole point of a brotherly bond, its an intimate relationship without sexual or romantic complication.

>>376416879
>>376417125
>>376417470

Thanks for the recs, will look into them and probably download and watch.

>>376417395
t. woman

>watch master and commander with my girlfriend
>she switches off barely half an hour into it and is just doing shit on her phone
>i'm deeply enthralled in the movie and it overwhelms me with different emotions i end up crying when it's over
truly kino

>>376411465
and then I woke up.

the entire Metal Gear franchise

>>376418257

I watched that film twice, once when I was a kid, and once just a year ago.

Both times I didn't think it was fantastic. As a kid it bored me and I didn't like it at all. When I was older I understood it and enjoyed some scenes, I guess it was okay, but I still don't get all the fuss about it.

Explain it to me.

>>376411465
what podcast ?

>>376407629
>Essential women will never understand core
>Outsiders is in there
>Was authored by a woman
???

Whiplash is a reddit nu-male movie. ONLY feminized minds are capable of enjoying it.

>>376408325
What did he mean by this?

>>376418479
Very simply.
>A man torn between duty to his country and duty to his friends.
>The amount of camaraderie between the seamen is something that every man yearns for deep down. It's very hard to get in a modern society.
>The respect, not only between the seaman and the captain, but also between Aubrey and the French captain.
>The sense of exploration. These men are basically going into almost unknown waters. Especially when they are in the Galapagos. Again, something that's very hard to get in a modern society.

>>376408481
My flatmate is a girl and she's great at Europa Universalis though. I suck at it.

>>376418572

Three Moves Ahead, a strategy game podcast. This episode https://www.idlethumbs.net/3ma/episodes/dwarf-fortress-and-world-simulators/

>>376418261

Nah she's real. Look up Gita Jackson.

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>>376411465
>tfw knowledgeable black women in nerd culture will never be relevant because pudgy bearded white fedoras will only bow down to the hysterical, shrieking, perpetual self-identified victims who only want to be involved in nerd culture because they can't make themselves relevant anywhere else
>tfw the bearded fedoras don't even care about women in tech they're just trying to protect their own skins by soapboxing about "diversity" every chance they get

>>376419120
Knowledgeable black woman aren't real.

>>376407629
Metroid

>>376414897
You gotta be under 18. Real men don't need to learn from video games.

>>376409146
What's wrong with Falling Down?

>>376418947
That's because that guy is a shitter and eu4 is reddit babby tier.
Real men play victoria 2, and not to remove kebabxd or create epik grossgermaniums

>Yet another IMDB Top 250-core collage

[yawn]

>>376419120

Yep it's pretty bad isn't it.

Why people would pick Brianna Wu or Zoe Quinn as their hill to die on is beyond me.

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Imagine being so much of a beta no life faggot that you spend all day posting about how butthurt you are over women on an anonymous memes and frogposting board.

>>376419591

No only eternal bureaucrat types play Vicky.

Real men, the men of action, play Darkest Hour.

>>376419774
good thing I don't do that

>>376409720
You're probably even stupider than your girlfriend is.

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>>376416396
Women will never understand JoJo Part 7.

>>376413665
whats the middle left show?

>>376407629
all of them

>>376418679
a woman can write something and still not understand what she wrote

>>376420276
Ah so you're a woman then?

>>376420148
this is an 18+ website

>>376420148
Golgo.

>>376420371
No it isn't. Have you seen the thread you are posting in?

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>make "women r stupid" joke on nu-/v/
>they can't fucking handle it

>>376420403
thanks anon

>>376420276

Ah so you're familiar with Barthes' idea of 'The Death of the Author'?

What other post-modern ideas are you into anon, perhaps we could discuss them?

Foucault's biopolitics, maybe?

>>376409720
>Clint Eastwood is so fucking hot, I would do him in an instant
>m-me too

>>376418912

The thing I didn't get is I didn't realize the Captain was friends with the naturalist guy until like half way through the movie. Is there something I missed or is it just not set up right.

I remember them arguing about him wanting to go onto the island and collect animals and stuff, and the captain didn't want to let him go. Then later he does let him go. But during the first argument I saw them as more workmates and not actual friends. Maybe I need to rewatch again with this in mind.

I did feel for the poor guy who found the french ship first though and everyone called him bad luck, and that kid who lost his arm.

>>376420371
I fuckin wish I was under 18, being a failure isnt as bad when youre young.

>>376420481
You tell them. We respect women here on /v/.

>>376420540
nu-/v/ can't handle jokes or sarcasm

>>376420748
This is literally /tv/ crossboarding.

>whiplash
Shit list
Shit thread

>>376415868
I felt robbed after watching it, the only reason it seems that everybody thinks its good is because it was extremely forgettable to those who didn't enjoy it

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>>376407629
>There are people in this thread who haven't watched The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

>>376421280

It was a good monster movie about men running from big wolves. What was forgettable about it?

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>>376421437
Tombstone was better. Kurt Russell is better than Eastwood.

>>376421870
I dunno if comparing an Italian film from the 60's to a Hollywood film from the 90's is very fair, but you're free to do it.

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All of them, all girls can do is run around and suck deeck

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>>376407629
Hizashi no Naka no Riaru

>>376421437
The good bad and the weird is better desu desu fammelam pam pa ram

>>376421437
i fell asleep half way through.

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>>376421437
>There are people in this thread who haven't watched Seven Samurai