wtf?
I thought the commercials were exaggerated
>>376404619
Nope.
Gay people are real.
>>376404619
why is she so smug?
>>376404668
/thread
>>376404668
lol
>>376404690
Glad she used her eggs in a time before women would be replaced by video games.
>>376404619
kek at those beta nu-males
>>376404619
Rly makes u think huh
>>376404668
>>376404668
fucking hell anon, I hope you have a nice day
>>376404619
I would never do this on my metro. I'm afraid of the niggers stealing it off me
>>376404668
Ayyyyy
>>376404619
>Unleashing Demons
Is this woman a devil summoner?
>>376404668
ebin
>>376404619
>bus makes a sharp turn
>Switch flies out the door
What were they thinking?
>>376404941
>bus
That's an on-rails vehicle
Me and my boyfriend play on the Switch in public all the time. No one has given us any trouble you stupid memers.
>>376404941
>bus
It's a subway train you fucking mongoloid. Have you ever been outside?
>>376404619
>Getting a big ass book in the subway instead of a pocket edition
Embarrassing indeed.
>>376404619
"Awkward" and gay
>>376404883
This is an SMT 5 viral, isn't it.
>>376404619
I don't want a Switch anymore
>>376405028
>>376405047
My mistake, I forgot subways never make turns
BING BA-DING
WAHOO
>>376404619
they are cute.
>>376404619
id fuck the guy on the left desu
>not playing your Switch at the gym
>>376405484
>drops joycon accidently between fags legs
faggy voice: I'll get that ;)
Faggotry ensues
>>376405439
They do, but not sharp ones that would displace your body at a high speed. If you had something on your lap, you will probably catch it before it falls off because of the slight turn
>>376404668
>>376404668
cyka, 6/|9
thx anon
Playing games on transit?
WHOAAAA.
>>376405041
people probably wipe their boogers on you when you aren't looking
>>376404668
Nice. Put me in a screencap or I will add my post by myself in the next "best of /v/" thread.
>>376405041
london?
>not playing your Switch at your local strip club
>>376404668
fpbp
>>376404690
she's glad she has something to distract her two autistic sons on long train rides.
>>376404619
>Not reading The great Gatsby
Ah, it was so close
>>376405784
Picadilly line m8
>>376405041
HA GAY
>>376405071
This. Or just use an e-book. Big books are something you should appreciate in the right environment: at home, in a library, on a long distance trip, not a quick and stress-inducing ride in public transport.
>not playing your Switch at your local church
>>376404619
>Just can't see the head of the guy taking photo
Lucky
>>376404668
>>376404690
That's the face of someone attempting to block out the second hand embarrassment she's being subjected to.
>not playing your Switch at your local park
>>376404690
look at the cover of her book
she's smiling at the prospect of what she is about to do to the faggots
>>376405932
They have bottled beer in church nowadays?
SCREEN
SMALL
>>376404619
>Unleashing demons
>>376405994
Tie your shoelaces, cunt
>>376404668
I actually laughed out loud.
>>376405994
nice screen glare lmao
>>376406095
She wanted to take her boots off and show everyone her socks
>>376404619
Feminists won
>tfw I even play my Switch in the car
>>376404668
fugggg
>>376406319
I hope I crash in you and take out your shitty existence, when I'm lucky i will die too.
>>376406262
Who shit like that, anyway? It's almots 90º, when no one spread more than 30º
>>376406319
that picture is a joke, but there is a lot of retarded that watch netflix while they drive...
>>376406401
Non virgins do.>>376406401
>>376404619
>the disgusted look on that woman's face
>>376404690
It's not The Great Gatsby so she has no right to be.
>>376406528
She's reading a book about the Brexit and probably just saw a picture of Boris Johnson
"Unleashing Demons: The Inside Story of Brexit"
what a cuck
>>376404668
>>376406436
Where my self-driving cars are, I don't give a shit about driving or car itself as long as I can do whatever I want while it drives for me.
>Reading
Fuckin' nerd.
>subway
>no negros or sands
where the hell is this?
>>376406513
>have a console literally designed for couch coop with a screen each
>set up individual tvs anyway
>>376406762
Have fun getting a large brick thrown in front of your car and then get crashed in a wall. Lmao
>>376404668
>>376406835
It's almost like, if you have the ability to do so, it's more fun to look at a big TV than at a small screen split into four
>>376406837
You wouldnt be able to avoid that in a normal car?
>>376406513
this is bad publicity, Nintendo doesn't like that kind of pictures...
>>376406820
The thing in the mirror is a sandnigger or a roach.
>>376404668
>>376406880
Nigger read what i fucking said and look at the pic. They all have seperate fucking switches
>>376406820
look at the reflection in the window on the left. the person taking the photo is a nog
>>376405041
This image sums up everything I hate about current year. Fucking instashit ready, you even turned the coffee cup so the logo is in full view, good goy.
>>376405041
They won't trouble you, they are just silently judging you.
>>376404668
DESTROYED
>>376404668
kek
>>376404619
That's kind of sweet, glad they're having fun
>>376405646
Is that how you would handle the situation anon?
>>376405041
Pictured are a gamer girl(male) and her spic boyfriend playing Mario Kart 8(C) for the Nintendo Switch(TM) at a Starbucks(R) in the middle of a forest.
>Unleashing Demons
ah found a seat on the train, sounds like a good use of her time
>>376404619
> unleashing demons
>>376405071
>reading this fancy looking copy of Vanity Fair on the subway, I ain't buying a new copy just to read it on the move
>old lady in front of me starts going on about what a nice old book that must be, how I should take care of it since it's antique and must be expensive
>it was printed in the 80s and cost me like 3 eurobucks
>>376404668
damn, i can't take it anymore nintenbros.
This is my last wahoo...
>>376406262
>It's a space issue
>Person who made this is probably fat
>probably take 3 seats with her fatass and purse
>>376404883
No, just Joan Rowling.
>>376407459
>Conan Doyle
who the fuck has the idea to put that guy in there???
>>376406262
>tfw I have huge legs and big nads
>if I don't spread at least a bit it will be pure hell
>feel self-continuous about it every day because of this whole manspreading meme
>>376407715
What's wrong with Holmes? It's some pretty comfy reading.
>>376404668
Threads over, nothing to see here
Fucking lmao
>>376405041
>this pic
wtf is wrong with women?
>>376404690
She's unleashing her demons
>>376406319
Wait, how did you take this picture
>>376407842
I like it, but he's far away from the others
Even Poe is deeper that he.
>>376407891
If it's not worth taking a picture of it's not worth doing.
>>376406262
>it's a space issue
You just know this isn't the real reason they hate it.
It's because it's a power stance and feminists hate when men show power
>>376407891
>women
there are no women in that picture its two gay guys
>>376407736
Post them owo
>>376405041
Literally set up the shot to show a switch and Starbucks, as if drinking Starbucks is something to be proud of.
>>376407991
Fair enough. I think they just slapped as many well known copyright free books as they can into a "fancy" collection to make a quick buck.
>>376408051
gay guys have female brains though
>>376407736
If you're only doing it a bit it's probably not an issue unless it's super cramped.
The "manspreading" thing is only about the assholes who take up like 2 people's worth of space.
>>376404619
finally the solution to manspreading!
>>376404619
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6a167c/strangers_on_a_train_tube/?st=j2hjf13t&sh=424bb44b
>>376405041
>let's go to a public place to play our home console in a tiny split screen with the most uncomfortable control mode
>Starbucks cup intentionally facing the camera
>>376404619
>subway does a 180
>flies out the window
>the demon summoning book gets covered in blood
>gate to hell opens
>Half life 3 is cancelled
thanks nintendo.
>>376408089
>hey mind if I sit here
>nah m8 go ahead
>dude moves his legs
There is no issue, i bet you 99% of people will move if you ask.
>>376406896
God I want to hate fuck that woman so hard, fill her with my seed and hang her upside down so she becomes pregnant, then force her to watch that BadSelfEater video about abortion. Stupid fucking smug bitch cunt.
>"ummm sweetie pie honey"
>>376405041
*my boyfriend and I
>>376408136
/v/ is just reddit now anyway, may as well just merge the two sites.
>>376408215
Yeah no. Granted MOST will, but there's a sizeable contingent of assholes out there, especially ones that will just keep on doing it and invading other people's space.
>>376408232
>>376408232
He's a caveman obviously
"me play switch"
"me drink starbucks"
>>376408215
The only time I've had an issue with someone taking up too much space is when someone sat next to me in the train and then took up one and a half seat because he was spreading his legs incredibly far apart. It was a Moroccan though so I just kept my trap shut.
>>376408089
You underestimate just how big my legs are. Or just my body in general, I'm build like a lumberjack.
It's even worse on busses. Fucking ruins my jeans too.
>>376405601
how is he controlling it?
>>376408351
The fact you feel self conscious about it is enough to prove you're not a dick.
>>376405041
>We're co-oping the the replay mode !
I hate normies
Normies buy switch just so they can be seen by others playing the switch.
Look at the games available on it. They offer absolutely no challenge.
And most normies rather be seen using it than use it
>trying to read book
>bing bing
>wahoo
>itsa mee
why are nintendo fans such insufferable faggots?
>>376404668
Add me in the screencap
>>376404668
>>3764065
i will never experience a feel like this again in my life because have no friends now :(
>>376408736
Mayo isn't even on Switch yet, faggot
>>376408736
>trying to play game
>BEHOLD MY DEMONS
>choked splutturing
>blood gushing everywhere
Why are occult fans such insufferable faggots?
>>376406835
I don't see the issue here.
>>376405994
i did not understand this
go outside to play some tiny games?
>>376409131
>trying play a game
>some soccer mom makes a bunch of noise
>suddenly I'm attacked by a penis on a chariot, a snowman, and a skeleton dressed like a spanish guy
>>376409290
Millennials cannot be separated from technology.
Have you not seen those att or direct TV ads showing people going camping with phones and tablets and saying they should watch TV out in nature?
This is because there's a market in it. I actually love leaving my phone in my car when I go camping and just disconnecting completely.
I dont get this, but what do you do if you need to find out how to set camp, build a fire, etc? What your saying is pretty backward thinking, nothing wrong with progress, dude
>>376408198
You're not funny
>>376408437
joycon in each hand
>>376409769
You plan before you go camping...
Do you buy shit to do an activity without any prior planning or knowledge?
>>376404668
why is this funny? i don't get it
>>376409584
>leaving phone while camping.
nigga i leave my phone in living room silent mode when i'm home. i have a personal number for my famalam only.
>playing on the Switch with a friend
>accidentally drop joycon into his pants
>>376410335
As an "IT manager" for a hotel, I don't have that luxury. I don't reply to emails or texts but I do have to be on alert for any alarms or calls should issues arise
>>376404619
>unleashing demons
>>376405041
your boyfriend has gay hands.
>>376405041
If you enjoy Starbucks coffee you should fucking kill yourself.
>>376408491
>normies
Fuck off normalfag
>>376404668
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>376410337
Now you have to fish it out with your tongue
>>376408089
you're a manlet huh?
>Play Switch in public
>worried that some faggot /v/irgin/redditor will snap my photo to spay shitposts on
>>376406262
>mfw "manspreading" can get you actually arrested in NYC
>mfw this is not a joke
>>376404668
Sheeet.
>>376410963
>most kids my age
>kids
At least they know they're manchildren
>>376410967
>empty train car on my way home from school
>put my legs up on a second seat and read a book
>cop comes in.
>walks all the way to my side of the train
>puts hand on holster
>"get your fucking feet off the bench, kid"
wtf, I'm not even black.
>>376404668
>>376410963
>implying I'm not sniffing both
>>376404619
That's a pretty cool title for such a boring topic.
>>376404690
>I bet the loser will be bottom today
>And it sure looks like both are trying to let the other win
>>376405601
wow this is actually a good idea... get an hour of cardiovascular in everyday while playing on the switch
>>376404619
The switch is smol! SMOL!
This thread is giving me 2nd hand embarrassment. A few months ago I went on a date with this guy who wanted me to play his switch in public with him. I would have felt so humiliated if someone saw that. In the end I didn't go out with him.
>>376404668
Post of the day
>>376404668
kek
>>376411992
it wasn't even 7:00
>>376404619
I see your shitskin in the reflection
>>376410963
That nose looks like a peanut, what the fuck.
>>376405697
You can't fucking catch this tho!
*Unzips dick*
>>376411950
>caring what other people think of you
How is it possible to be this pathetic?
>>376409007
You realise they are the exact sounds Mario® makes in Mario Kart 8® Deluxe?
>>376411561
sitting and cycling is a shit workout for fucking fatties.
>>376404619
>>376407984
I'm a surveillance robot
>>376406319
Why is the steering wheel on that side of the car?
>>376412016
do you expect to see a better post today?
>>376406513
>game room
>more like a, GAY ROOM
AMIRIGHT xD
>>376412239
do those two guys look like manchildren to you? the guy on the right probably slays more pussy (or boypussy if he wants) that you or I ever will.
>>376412127
you forgot to post a pic of yourself
>>376406021
>Brown skin everywhere
>Open beer and patio area
That's a mexican catholic church hombre, bet 200 pesos on it.
>>376406262
I win cause I drive a car all to myself. Take up all the space
Fucking casuals
>>376412453
god, I really hate the people who take these pictures.
>>376412451
Faggots like htat never slay more pussy than me. They aren't men. If you play in public you certainly aren't an adult. No, he doesn't slay more pussy than me. And I'm average at best.
>>376412453
couldn't he have found somewhere a little less open to play? At least sit on a chair. He's asking for abuse like that
>>376408198
kek I lost
>>376412587
I hate the old fat people playing handheld games in public a bit more.
>>376412585
Lol why does the floor have dots on it?
>>376412585
>literally blocks your path
>>376412732
The kid accidentally spilled all his crack while setting it up, look at his knee.
>>376412732
His thunderous step shakes the dust off the ceiling
>>376412823
oh wow! i didn't see him there. Was too busy looking at them here dots!
>electronics on the subway
its like you want to get mugged
>>376412908
>not carrying a pistol all the time
>>376410749
God people like you are why I sometimes understand why /pol/ wants to gas you
>>376412908
how can a nigger mug a nigger?
It's like a double negative. One nigger gives the other a gift
>>376404668
>>376412845
>>376411209
>putting your filthy fucking shoes on the seats
he should have shot you and gotten a promotion for it
>>376404668
nintenDO'H!
>>376406528
Probably stumbled upon the page of how to summon Mara
>>376405041
How you play co-op mario kart and screen isn't split? Are you trying to bullshit?
>>376412239
>Quentin shitposts from prison
>>376405041
Pls be in London
>>376411209
sounds like an asshole
>>376412726
Why is that? Is it because it makes you uncomfortable? Have you tried to figure out why someone keeping to themselves and enjoying something offends you so much?
>>376405041
location? I wanna NTR your bf
>>376405041
NO WAY FAG
>>376412908
>living in america
why
>>376408318
Yes, and feminists don't acknowledge those women.
>>376404619
if you see people doing this in real life though, it's probably a safe bet to assume that you and them have nothing in common
ITT: shitblasted autists triggered by actual members of society having fun with their friends or significant others
Sorry guys most people aren't unhappy and angry like you :'(
>>376405041
>starbucks
go somewhere that isint an SJW shitfest instead
>>376413707
your perspective is so fucked by memes. Its sad, I pity you.
>>376404690
Her "Summon Homosexual Familiar" spell worked like a charm
>>376413521
shut up the
>>376404668
How the fuck is Nintendo going to recover from this?
>>376404668
ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
>>376407736
>self-continuous
lmao
>>376407176
>t. cunt
>implying this isnt a marketing tactic
Keep drinking the kool aid
>>376404668
That was clever, anyone who disagrees is a literal faggot
>>376414887
Doesn't the kool aid kill you
>>376404668
DELETE THIS
>>376407984
he screencaped his is eyes
>>376404668
Well played, anon
So this is the NINTENDO fanbase ummmmm
>>376415131
That's the joke
>>376412568
plus they're feet aren't like dinosaurs
>>376404668
>>376404668
Include me in the r/4chan screencap pls
>>376404668
Laffed.
> riding public transportation
>>376415872
I want to massage his penis, no homo.
>>376415348
Death isnt funny.
>>376406021
that's holy water
>>376416008
Me too. Haha.
>>376404668
Made me think.
>>376404619
That's the tube in London.
I've had only one public sighting of a switch in London. It was a grill playing BOTW at a bus stop.
Good luck doing that south of the river tho.
>>376416298
>grill
was she qt?
>>376404668
I knew there was a reason I still come to this site
>>376414071
IT'S FOR CHILDREN, YOU
>>376404668
I WANNA BE IN THE SCREENCAP TOO!
>>376407736
I know your pain, OP. Well, I mean I drive my own vehicle so unless I'm at some public place, I don't have to deal with it. But yeah, in public I get that dyke anger glare almost constantly.
It's not even like big nuts are a thing that people are excited by. Sometimes I consider using steroids because I hear they shrink your nuts and I'm like... "ehhh, I'm not seeing a downside here."
>>376405041
>ywn be this desperate for attention
Maybe life isn't so bad after all.
>>376404668
>people find this funny
I'm too old for this shithole
>>376416187
Oh shit I remember this sex ed video!
>>376406513
It'd be like dying and going to a place people entirely by virgins. If there's a mom there who brings lunches on paper plates I might be sold.
But also, sex is pretty great and none of those guys seem to be interested in knocking one out together.
>>376416824
how old are you anon?
we wont judge you
>>376404619
C U T E
>>376416824
Same. Cunt couldn't even say faggots. Also, nobody should be laughing. They should be grimacing in disgust.
>>376412671
Dear god no!!!! I mean what is he thinking playing a game at what is obviously a convention. It's his own fault though for looking like he's pushing 40, and still playing on his 3DS, amirite?
This is probably the closest thing that guy gets to any sort of public or social interaction, thanks to n33tfags though, it will probably be the last time he goes out of his house for the next decade (& only his cats for company).
>>376406319
Where the fuck is his rear view mirror?
>>376417220
>faggot
wouldn't be as funny
it would make the post sound like reddit
>>376417628
LEAVE MY BOARD FUCKING NEO /V/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>376404668
>>376404619
>nigger hands
sucks to be you
>>376412158
It's better for your knees than running. Also, you have no fucking context.
>>376404619
>Modern_portrait_of_European_men.jpg
>>376404668
Oh my fuck
>>376404668
Utterly destroyed, how will Nintenbros ever recover?
>>376404668
how will nintendo recover?
>>376410315
Anon, you might be gay.
Now I see why Europe is being conquered by Muslims
>>376404668
praise KEK for #BASED anonymoos
>>376416372
Passable
>>376404668
>>376404668
God bless you, Anon.
>>376418204
>>376418290
post proof.
>>376404668
NINTENDOBOIS FUCKING SEETHING
>>376404668
Hello, reddit!
>>376418485
>>376418564
>>376418681
>>376418485
>>376418564
>>376418681
>>376418815
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW ALL OF YOU
OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
>>376412239
Lol dicussing philosophy with wimmen irl.
>>376405041
that is really fucking uncomfortable
how can you hold those """""""""""controllers"""""""""
and play on such a shit small screen
with a split screen mode
that's like dividing a phone in half and trying to play on a castrated TV Remote
>>376404668
Reddit the thread
>>376408215
>me having to ask for a fucking seat that i paid for on public transport
kys cis scum
you pay for one seat
you sit in one seat
i don't give a shit if you're a huge arabic fuck or something or you're a chink and have 20 kids to sit too
one seat, no more
if you can't handle that, get a cab, better yet, your own car
better yet, get a rope and hang yourself
>Nintendildo gets triggered by the first post
>Resorts to shitting up a bait thread
Pathetic
>>376412908
That's London
the tube
more people travel by the tube each day than by car or bus
it's just easier
and plus we don't have such huge crime rates as the US does, and everyone always has a tablet or a phone out, so the chance of getting mugged is very low unless it's some non-zone 1 shithole
>>376420116
Get lost, horsefucker
>>376416824
It was worth a chuckle.
>>376405041
>0.02 cents has been deposited into your STARBUCKS account
>>376404668
>people think this comment is funny
12-year-olds, 12-year-olds everywhere
>>376420116
go back to your containment board pedo
>>376422320
lighten up fag, no need to be so triggered
>>376404668
/thread
you motherfucker
>>376422582
i'm straight, just not a child. it has nothing to do with lightening up, it just isn't funny.
>>376423368
>getting angry over people finding something funny that you don't
yeah totally not a triggered faggot
>>376404619
I wonder if shes more annoyed with some random /v/irgin taking a photo of her instead of buncha switch fags sitting next to her.
>>376407736
I don't give a fuck personally, I spread whenever I feel like it and if someone needs to pass or sit down next to me then I just pull them closer like everyone else should. If someone gets pissed off about it I tell them to fuck off and sit right next to me, shuts them up all the time.
>>376412328
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>376424130
People who complain about it argue that they shouldn't have to ask you to move so that they can sit down, because it might make them uncomfortable.
So basically, people who complain about it are autistic.
>>376404619
>we want the nu-male nu-cuck hipster audience - Neo-Nintendo
What did they mean by this?
>>376424392
People should stop trying to avoid communicating with fellow human beings because they need to realize that it's because of that very communication they're trying to avoid that we advanced this much in only 3000 years.
I can only pity those who have problems communicating with strangers, it's a sad state that we've ended up in.
>>376424613
I mean, I'm pretty autistic myself, but I have no problem asking before sitting down next to someone, just to be polite.
I feel there's this specific type of woman who has issues communicating with other people, and instead of seeing it as an issue with herself, she blames others. So it's not her problem she can't ask a guy to move over so she can sit down, it's the guy's fault for being too intimidating. And the patriarchy for enabling that behavior. So they end up living in their own world where they've been wronged, even though they would be treated well if they just spoke up.
>>376425191
And because academia is completely fucked, they will consider something like that an issue almost immediately and set up a gender studies department to figure out what the problem is.
An absolute fucking joke is what western society is as a whole.
>>376404668
>>376406319
You're driving on the wrong side of the road mate
>>376404619
>>376405041
>>376405601
>>376405812
>>376405994
>>376406319
how do you get away with this? considering getting fit just so i can play FE in public
>>376404619
>Unleashing Demons
I-I'm scared.
>>376425692
What do you expect when he's playing on his handtelly instead of watching the road?
>>376425526
Uneducated plebs like you have been critiquing academics for being irrelevant for thousands of years.
I blame progressive educators for teaching you how to read and write.
>>376418485
I hate how this makes my laugh every time I see it
>>376426073
I'm very much educated thanks, I'm in a good university because I worked my way up there, I didn't half-ass a BTEC or some other shitty qualification (like some UK students) so I could get here either. I have all the right in the world to criticize dumb and useless pseudo-science. If there's anything dumb in this thread then it's you and your idiotic complaint.
>>376404668
Get REKT, Nintendos.
>>376408020
No, it's because it's gross and impolite. women can't do it either.
>>376405932
Yo Presidente!
>>376407984
>>376404668
Sony... Sony always wins.
Ecks Dee
>>376412328
How dumb can you eruofags be
>>376404668
I want to make it in the screencap pls desu desu
>london
>>376404690
she has reading bitchface, my mom has it too
>>376404668
>>376404619
litteral gay cucks
Can I get a lot of (You)s too?
>>376404619
>Unleashing Demons
>Switch
Are we going to get new Devil Summoner for Switch?
>>376404668
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NINTENDEGENERATES BTFO
>>376404668
Is it impossible to have male friends in this day and age without being seen as gay?
>>376432763
actually those were all made by me you fuckinf faggot, stop trying to take credit for my shitposting
>>376404619
Looks hard on the testicles keeping his legs tight like that. Can't do it.
>>376432763
You're fast!