EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIMES

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I HATE BEING ALONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

>>376376037
Did anyone else think it was kinda cheesy when this song played at the end of BotW?

>>376376302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rOiW_xY-kc

what is this meme?

>>376377163
New Samurai Jack episode.

>>376376037
is Zelda a Mary Sue?

>>376376938
Nah, it was kinda charming. What I felt was completely out of place was when the narrator started saying "100 years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Zelda" as the screen faded to black.

>>376377275
yeah

>>376376037
Zelda was a bitch like 50% or more of the game in the memories we get to see

Meanwhile Mipha was literally 100% always nice to Link

Really encourages brain activity

>>376377275
No

>>376377163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZI1QzXDT7M

>>376377275
>it's her fault that the champions were killed

no

>>376377386
Purah is still the best, though.

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>>376377386
Mipha is also dead and Zelda is sucking Link's dick as we speak, what's your point

>>376376037
>this song will be associated with destroying a fanbase, despite being a famous song

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>>376377386

>If I'm nice to him he OWES me his dick!

>>376377715
Good, the nu-Jack """fan"""base is fucking trash and deserves to die. They did not deserve their show getting revived if they were going to be massive fucking whiny babbies about it all the way through.

>>376377421
>dark and troubling past
check

>>376377746
That's actually a common mentality among women.

>>376377386
Maybe if Mipha had thicker eyebrows Link would be more into her

>>376377836
Her being a huge fuckup is why the world ended. She isn't all-powerful, and the only reason she gets Link's dick is because everyone else Link knew from his past is DEAD.

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>>376377846
This
Aryan with cute pettable eyebrows > Creature from Black Lagoon

>>376377949
>no proper love triangle where you can choose Mipha
>no third option to run off to the desert with Urbosa
But then Link is too much of a fagboy for that.

>>376376037
Yeah, not in my life time nogger

>>376378035
Eyebrowfags should be shot.

>>376376852
It's baby don't hurt me

>>376378064
Why not a 4th option where you can compete with Revali and fuck his wife behind his back for the rest of Link's life?

>>376378247
>being a furry

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>>376378247
5th option where you kidnap Purah.

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>>376377715
After seeing the reaction to the Samurai Jack thing I hope the Zelda DLC has Link and Zelda kiss just to blow all the fujoshits the fuck out

>>376378064
>>376378247
Fuck that, where's the option to marry paya?

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>>376376037

Does anyone have the frog scene webm? That shuffle is heart melting

>>376378314
>>376378373
1. Fuck Zelda
2. Revive and fuck Mipha
3. Go back in time, tell Zelda to fuck off, and run away with Urbosa
4. Cuck Revali
5. Live an eternally youthful wife with Purah
6. Marry Paya
7. Elope with a sexy country gal at one of the stables

>>376378620
Someone should make a dating mod for the Wii U version

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>>376378064
what about the sidon option?

>wake up every morning to handsome fish prince telling you how amazing you are and that he loves you more than anything

>>376378743
Gays not welcome

>>376378759
is it gay if you put on your vai outfit first

>>376378759
honestly this

>>376378759
BOTW Link is already a fairy. Him being gay wouldn't be a stretch. Only reason he likes Zelda is because she's manlier than he is.

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>>376377539
Why do you people assume Link couldn't hook up with Mipha again? After all, possessing a suit of armor is a thing in the Zelda series, like Phantom Tracks showed us, Mipha could potentially take over a guardian and have sex with Link like they'd probably would have done had Calamity Ganon not attacked.

Or hell, Mipha could even possess Zelda's body like Ganon did in Twilight Princess, which would probably be even easier now that Zelda doesn't have her magical powers, and in fact I'm imagining Link working together with Ghost!Mipha to trick Zelda into giving up her body so that Mipha can stay in this world forever, while Zelda's forced to take a back-seat in the back of her mind, like trapped to watch forever and never be able to do anything, like the stupid dumb cunt she is.

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>>376378979
Her breasts would be exposed if she wore that.

>>376379069
thanks

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>>376379079

>>376379079
What breasts?

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>>376378857
Link seems pretty manly to me, anon.

>>376379163
small breasts are still breasts, anon

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>>376378759
being elf always has a chance to be raped, even by same gender

>>376376852
I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME

>>376379196
Point is seeing her shirtless is no different from seeing Link shirtless at this point.

>>376379190
Link is like the textbook example of a man that can do both.

>>376377316
That was pure kino.

Now, the scene where she gave Link a cleveland steamroller was a little bit excessive.

>>376376037
>link is a super-manlet
>zelda is even shorter

i'd split her helm

>>376378759
>Posting this
>On /v/

>>376379549
They're actually the same height

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>>376379079

>>376379079
>>376379161
>>376379163
>>376379196
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>>376379868
Probably just wearing chest bindings you horndogs

>>376377836
In order for her to be a Mary Sue, the dark and troubling past has to be no fault of her own. Something like Sasuke's "my clan was slaughtered" snore fest that every anime has.

>>376379079
wait is that supposed to be Zelda? I always just assumed it was another Link.

>>376381610
It is Zelda, the eye color is wrong but everyone gets her eye color wrong

>>376381610
It's Zelda. Link is actually good looking.

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>>376376037
So would there be a shitstorm if they actually kissed

>>376381795
I guess that speaks volumes to how feminine Link is in this game that I assumed a woman in drag was him. Remember the rampant speculation early on that this game was going to have a female Zelda?

>>376382435
Link may a total twink, but he's also a badass knight

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>>376379319
I mean this unironically when I say this is ACTUALLY what women want. Not pic related, but metrosexual Link. Women are also usually the ones that draw him in drag

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>>376382435
>Remember the rampant speculation early on that this game was going to have a female Zelda?

I see what you did there.

>>376382653
Thank you, I was wondering if that was going to make sense kek

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>>376383124
delete this right now

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>>376378759
Gays own /v/.

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>>376383429
Was Revali gay?

>gf beat the game before I did and she looked up a guide first
>I'm doing the last boss fight with her watching
>gf asks if I want her to tell me what to do, I say no
>couldn't figure out that I needed Urbosa's thing because I had them all disabled most of the game and there were basically no visual prompts telling me I need it, so instead I slowly whittled him down with flurry rushes
>after a while she starts whispering under her breath that I should be using some of those powers
>finally snap at her that I can hear her and use Urbosa's thing to finish him off
>she apologizes and scoots away from me and looks sad

Fucking bitch seriously, let me play the fucking game without you ruining the whole thing

>>376383730
'tism

>>376383539
Yes.

>>376378759
Is this /v/'s "There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a Jew"?

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>Not going with the 8th option where you marry a Yiga cutie who can transform into any girl you desire.

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>>376383539
Yes. He only feigned hating Link because he was jealous that he was straight and his love for him was forever doomed to be unrequited.

>>376383980
what a tsun-tsun

>>376377746
>If someone is nice to me, I'm being indebted to them.

>>376383730
Maybe if you would git gud she wouldn't have to tell you how to play a game for children
Also you don't need any powers to beat Ganon, dumbass

>>376384453
Link's not obligated to fuck Mipha because she's nice to him

And he spends way more time with Zelda than he does Mipha, it's not surprising he might like her even though she was mean to him once

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>>376383539
>>376383980
tumblr ships them hard

and I like it

>>376384760
>Link's not obligated to fuck Mipha because she's nice to him
Who said anything about obligated? The mystical debt was in your mind, my friend. Don't project it.

>>376384760
They were engaged though, weren't they? Another Zora mentions how she regrets that Link chose Mipha over her

>>376383730
Give her my email after she dumps you, thanks.

>>376385004
No, Mipha never gave him the armor

And that NPC doesn't say that, she says she's sorry for asking him to choose.

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>>376376037
DON'T YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE? DON'T YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE? I'D REALLY LIKE SOMEBODY TO LOVE! BUT IT'S HARD TO FIND SOMEBODY TO LOVE!

>>376385098
They were still an item, you don't just ask anyone to marry you especially when you have to make intricate armour using your own scales as an engagement ring
>inb4 Ruto

Link's a fish fucker

>>376385549
>>376383124

>>376385241
You do if you're a creepy fish who thinks your crush owes you for being nice to him

>>376386030
>>376384453