Meanwhile, in ye olde /v/...

>>376363665
Thine taste in vidya arte shite

>>376363665
Remove thyself from existence, original teletyper, for ye has intercourse with men

>>376364318
Direct thyself to the gallows, commoner.

>>376363665
unga bunga rockstop

>>376363665
Thou a contrarian

>>376365437
>take rocks to rockstop
>qt cavewoman
>"m-m-me want sell rock"
>3 berry for gud rock
>o-ok.rock
>spill pebbles in front of caveqt
>face

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

Protip - "ye" is pronounced "the"

Halo invented archery from thine own perspective

>>376366683
Hitherto vanish from whence thy came, knave. Verily!

>YE VIDEO GAMES OF OLDE ARE HORSESHIT
>
>t. Wizard

Hark! All! Of late this game hath received many thousandes praises from the most trusted o' the realm; the relative rating it hath obtained is in excess of ninety!

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Thou art in the church when yon drake approtheth thou and he slappes thine fair dame's derriere. How proceedest thee?

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Now that yon soot hath retreated, wouldst thou recommend improved machinations?

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>Hark! If I remove thine helm from yonder scalp, would the result be grave?
>T'would be anquish
>Thou art of great stature, O man so larger than me
>For Thee!

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>>376367765
"my, hark fellows! greetings and welcome to EB goods"

>be swiftly moving along the road in mine carriage
>my slave wench whispers into mine ear " How dost thou, sweet lord Anon? Would thou be interested in copulating with me until thou hast seeded mine womb? I am the most fertile during this lunar cycle."
>"Nay, sodomite" I replied
>we then carried on down the path

>>376363665
What didst that gent intendeth by this?

>>376364976
Thou art a kissless celibate whomst should go back to masturbating at scrolls of oriental origin

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>>376363665
the original orator is a sodomite

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD.

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MERRIMENT

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JUST PIRATE VIDYA THY SAYETH
WORST THY WILL DO IS CHOP OF THOU HANDS THY SAYETH

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YIFFE!