ARKHAM CITY IS OURS!

>>376358141
Don't understand the complete retards that go to work for the Joker. Dude's a nutcase, you so much as look at him wrong and you could end up dead. Seriously, I know a guy that told me he was headed there. A week later, it's I knew a guy. Saw his corpse near the Gotham Bay. Poor bastard.

Me? I'm with Scarecrow. Sure he has his fear toxin and all that but when you're on his side, it's not so bad. I stay well away and he just makes me plants stuff. Goes on some rants sometimes about fear but it's good. Can't complain. Just wish he didn't get his ass handed to him by the Bat all the time.

>>376358564
>not going with chill pinguin
Pleb

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>>376359035
Ah, yes, the famous Batman villain.

>>376358564
Did you hear the rumors that Harley used to be a dude?

>>376359119
Look at that smile and good posture. He is so chill

IT'S THE FREAKING BAT!

That pesky Batman! Always beating us up and stopping us!

So, where are we going to attack next fellow villains he'll never catch us there.

Two-Face seems like the best boss to me.

I sure hope Batman isn't around

>>376359619
WHAT THE FUCK

>>376359808
There ain't such a thing as a "Batman"

It's a conspiracy to scare criminals off and to boost the morale of the cops. My uncle Joe said so.

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>mfw listening to all the banter as I glide over the city

>>376359619
So uh
Anyone else read this as

>It isn't real
>It's loss!

>>376359970
>BRUCE?

bane?

Always defending the weak and the helpless. That's what I like about you. Predictable. And that's why we're gonna win. We know your move before you do. We know how you think!

>>376358564
We do it out of fear, knucklehead. You really want the joker on your back? If he tells you to work for him, you nod politely and ask where and when.

>>376360079
yfw there will never be a Joker and Batman roadtrip styled video game

Heck I would even take a movie with such a premise

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>>376359581
Brayne?

>>376360156
How many friggen times will DC bring out the whole "You need me" shit for Batman and Joker

>>376360263
Holy fuck

>>376360309
It's played for jokes this time. The whole point is that Joker was about to go off on another "You need me" and gets his kneck snapped as a result.

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>>376360312
did he died

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>>376360312
Wow.
That's kinda edgy. I do like that Bruce just legit snaps his fucking neck though, that was pretty hilarious

>>376360263
I thought it was superman who punches a whole through joker's chest, Viltrume style after he nukes his city. is Injustice 2 retconning things?

>>376360503
Nahh he's okay, batman put him in a special sleeping position so he'd stop talking.

>>376360627
Different ark

>>376360312
Is this a new Injustice comic or something? I don't recall this happening

>>376359664
The absolute madman

>>376360312
What issue was this again?
This what-if? was the best part of injustice to me.

>>376359234
>rumors
kek have I got some news for you
It's a trap anon.

Is Arkham Knight worth 15 bucks on the PS4? I only played Arkham City and it was okay I guess.

>>376360627
It's a dream sequence that Clark has in the injustice comic.

>>376360854
it's a very fun batman game.
It's also hands down the best looking game out there

>>376360221
He doesn't just find you and tell you to work for him. He's the type of guy you avoid, not go to for work.
I swear you guys are literally braindead. Enjoy what little time you have left to live. Scarecrow treats me good and has a stupid supply of weapons too. Don't know where he gets them from honestly.

>>376359035
>teaming with a hobbit
Yeah I'd actually rather win.

>>376360764
every fucking comic book is a what if

comic book canon basically doesn't exist

>>376360312
Is that Renee Montoya?
Please tell me that's Renee Montoya.
More importantly if it is is Vic anywhere to be seen?

>>376360803
"what?"

I love that line in the game

>>376360682
can you explain the whole ark to me?

is it cannon?

>>376361268
Multiverse.

>>376360854
Do you like driving cars through rings?

>>376360854
The PROS
>Looks amazing. Like damn, the art direction is really solid
>Gameplay improvements like more vent access and more movement capabilities are welcome, and all three branches of gameplay (fightan, stelthan and exploran) are pretty fun.
>Sidequests are really fun and cool, and many of them are interlaced throughout the game and reward you for doing so that it creates an incentive for doing them
>Batmobile is pretty cool and really badass if you use it right
>Decent length, about 22 or so hours if you do most of the side missions, easily 25 if you do riddler
the CONS
>the tank segments suck. and boy howdy is there a LOT of them
>the story sucks
>the game is super gated and only gets good around the 2 or 3 hour mark

>>376361268
I don't think "cannon" has any meaning with comic books. It depends of who is writing it.

>>376361179
Touche, injustice itself is a what-if. But I found a premise where Batman finally fucking kills the Joker and goes to jail, far more interesting than the standard Superman turns into a dictator plot.

>>376359619
Injustice is great because it knew how to use Superman. You can't put progressively bigger and badder guys in front of him to beat; Superman's own worst enemy is himself, because even in his attempts to help others or do the right thing he can end up hurting people or destroying something.

>>376361387
>50/50

Problematic

>>376358141

GET HIM ON THE GROUND AND STOMP ON HIS FACE

>>376361387
>it was fifty fifty
what a smarmy fuck I love it

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>>376361268

In an alternate universe, Joker managed to kill Lois and that turned Superman into a dictator (the Injustice universe). In an attempt to stop Superman the resistance puts him under a spell that sends him into a coma in which he dreams Lois never died and Bruce was the one that killed Joker.

>>376359619

bravo snyder

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>>376360312
Why is Batman such a moralfag?

>>376361487
Best scene in the whole fucking run.

>>376361627
>Lara

Lol. Ffs that is a piss poor attempt at fan service. Poorly researched and hilarious when you know the context.

>>376360854
What this guy said;
>>376360957
I've never been a fan of batman games, or batman at all until I ran into the Arkham series.

>>376360312
Just imagine, if that fucking doughnut would have done that the first time he meet him, he would have saved millions of lives and could have worked as animal vigilante only part time with the workload reduced

>>376361487
What a cunt, couldn't have walked through a door instead of making such a mess. Totally inconsiderate.

>>376361538
This is kinda cool

>>376361538
But if when he snaps out of the dream won't he be WAY MORE angry from having lost it all a second time?

>>376361487
Bruce is a manlet ????

>>376361310
>supes taking a hyphenated last name

cuck

>>376361382
if batman went to jail for murder his company would probably get in trouble and people would lose their jobs

along with all the slack the rest of the justice league would have to pick up just to cover for all of batman's villains

seems pretty irresponsible. should have just shot him and thrown him out of a plane, 2bh

>>376362031
women. everytime.

>>376360854
Definitely worth $15, tank sequences are horrible but fucking around in the city is a blast. The story is top notch too.

>>376362021
Why would someone shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?

>>376362021
But why would he shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

>>376362093
story is eh.
storyTELLING though is phenomenal

>>376362031
Wait what's actually going on with the world I don't into comics

>>376362201
Aren't Kryptonians or what ever they are called like Sayians ? How come Supes is aging so fast like normal human

>>376362093
>The story is top notch
>We swear it is not Jason Todd
>It will be a surprise
>Arkham knight is a new character
>its Jason Todd

>>376362291
He's not, really. It's tradition that he gets a little grey on the sides but he still lives on and on, in the story arcs that actually advance the timeline.

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>>376362085
>female secretary of state
>female president

That's some top tier wish fulfillment.

>>376362296
spoiler tag your shit anon. the other guy hasn't played it

>>376361662
I know you said it's a spin off but kinda shitty they have Bruce go against his one rule then just mull over it completely for this chick growing up in a few panels

>>376362383
dc and marvel are cucked

>>376361538
>pulling a gun on supes

every time

Best side mission in the series?

>>376362191
>>376362296

Yeah, I should have been clearer. Everything involving the Arkham Knight is kinda awful, but all of the Joker sequences are fantastic enough to give the plot itself a thumbs up overall. I'd say the highs outweigh the lows.

Maybe he dye's his hair just to look older.

>>376362383
>Lois Lane as President


She's a reporter, she would never ever want to be president anyway.

>>376362383

to be fair its literally a dream sequence

>>376362535
kek

>>376362465
Mr Freeze DLC in Knight

So should I give Arkham Knight a try or what

>>376362214
A bunch of shit probably
>civil tensions throughout the world
>global warming
>economic crises of various magnitude

>>376362383
> Presidents Husband is an illegal Alien

>>376362623
Oh the way she was talking I thought some asteroid was set to hit it the next second

>>376362465

I really like chasing Zasz in City. The first time I played it, I didn't realize you had to physically track him during the phone calls, and he tells you his entire life story and starts whining about shit. It's great.

>>376362610
If you like batman then yes

What's with this comic and getting really close to people? It's freaking me out, I just want some personal space.

>>376362694
Yeah I thought the world was like literally splitting apart and that they were both gonna die fixing it or whatever
Coulda been a good way for supes to go out honestly, pushing the world back together for the good of humanity

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>>376361662
>TTG shirt

...sooooo was that it?

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>>376362142
>pushing political agenda in comic books

>>376361487

Not even superman is immune to batfeels.

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>>376362993
dude, it's all a dream just like irl.

lmao these comic books are so stupid. The Bat would never kill it's his one rule haha I'm fine here

>>376362993

>not knowing even the first thing about writing

Did elementary school let out for the summer already?

>>376363076
Fuck off, Joker.

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>>376360871
>it was a dream along!

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>>376363113
I have never read comic books in my life. Pics here is the first comic book I've ever read.

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>>376361310
>Lane-Kent

>>376362256
Was that it?

>>376362610
yes

>>376361349
>Someone I could eventually truly hold without hurting
Do you think Supes ever fantasizes about having a nigh-invulnerable woman around to whom he can give a super-powered, Earth-shaking dicking?

haha

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>>376362142
I summarized everything for you

Are we going to have another 4 year running comic for Injustice 2? How did supes escape jail? How is supes going to be allowed to reign again when they have other universe supes on speed dial now?

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>Arkham Knight has the most playable characters of all 3 games
>You can only play them in shitty 15 minute missions

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>>376362142
fucking smugness

>>376361538
>Joker wasn't man
What did he mean by this?

Arkham Asylum> City> Origins >Knight

>>376365009
Joker wasn't a man. He was a clown.

>>376362031
She understand what not all people have super powers like her, and death of the world is natural process and punishment.

>>376365009

"Luckily, you're not a man, you're scum."

>>376363396

There was a dream sequence in the first injustice series where supes was like, in a magical coma or something for a short amount of time where this storyline sort of played out in his head, but I don't remember it going very far past him visiting batman in jail.

>>376365084
>le newest game is le worst and the first game is le best
reddit

Asylum>Knight>Origins>City

>>376362402
If you can't figure it out before the game tells you, then welcome to your first Batman story.

>>376362256
Wheres the rest?

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>>376367045
Yeah they really start laying it on thick in the movie studio with the flashbacks.
Why the hell did they drag it out so long? It would have been better if they just told you by the second appearance

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Why don't you just get to the good bit already?

>>376361906
Supercuck

>>376362465
Freeze dlc easily, shits a fucking tear jerker

>You see freeze shooting tanks with his gun from the boat and not giving a fuck

Fuckin awesome

>>376362610
My favorite one is knight, the city is amazing

Plus the graphics are fucking top notch and the art style compliments it even more

Also pyg, dollatrons are fucking disturbing

>>376367969

The Season of Infamy sidequests were all really good. Much better than the other DLCs which were all "hey we made this whole character with hundreds of animations and you only get to play as them for ten minutes".

>>376358141
You most be so proud, you have a shithole of a shithole of a city.

>>376360027
game was chill as fuck

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>>376361310
>baby boy looks black but with blue eyes

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>>376362142

>>376362610
Not at full price, but under 30 it's a fun ride.

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>>376362142
>Bruce X Diana