Karson!

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what kind of man sits like that in a wedding?

>>376351625
Someone who doesn't play by your rules, square!

>>376351625
The only one who knows you're supposed to sit at other people's weddings, apparently.

Tarrey Town is awesome. She we couldn't get a house there. At least the Zora priest gives you a free bed.

Skyrim spoiled it for me with the weapon storages and a home in every town.

>>376352227
In my Church we don't use Pews you filthy Protestant.

>>376352559
They realized everyone would just move in with Sidon.

>>376351625
An ambiguous flamboyant metrosexual who may or may not be straight... maybe.

I could deal with LGBT shit being in my games so long as it was portrayed honestly.

"le funny eccentric" is a very sugar coated depiction. They should have made it clear that he was extremely damaged psychologically and bonus points for going all the way and showing that deviancy can only end in misery and suicide.

>>376353215
lol fag

>>376353215
What makes you think he's gay?

wells

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>>376353429
>Proponent for heterosexuality, and condemnation of homosexuality(sodomy, adultery and onanism)
>Get's called a Homosexual
Insults really only work on being offensive if it's true.

>>376354034
closeted fags are always the ones to get most triggered by fags

lol, fag

>>376351625
Your'e dad after I pounded his anus

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>>376354236
Then they have my respect for knowing that such a lifestyle is wrong.

>>376353215
bait harder

>>376355307
That post is perfectly in line with the /v/ ideology. Perhaps it's you that is in the wrong place.

>>376355659
>the /v/ ideology
You have some problems

>>376355965
This is a board about promoting traditional white male values every bit as much as it's about video games.

>>376355659
>the /v/ ideology

You don't belong here.

>>376353215
It was portrayed honestly, ass-diver fag.

>>376351546
He requires all his employees to have a name ending in "son" so he can be their daddy. I love it.

>>376356409
The dark side of homosexuality was completely absent from the portrayal. Link should have been fearful of that character and it should have been made clear that Link's fears were completely justified.

>>376356550
Link never shows any emotion over anything, he's meant to be a self-insert for the player.

>>376356550
>The dark side of homosexuality

But that was. The flamboyancy was the darkside of homosexuality.

>>376356691
I think protecting children from gay predators is more important than "le blank player surrogate" meme.

They could have added a "fear" meter that would fill every time you were near the character.

>>376356550
Link uses magic, God is angry at him too

>>376356814
Depression and suicide are the dark side of homosexuality. The flamboyancy is the more palatable aspect. "le flamboyant gay man" is straight up light comedy.

>>376356848
>from gay predators
Oh but the regular ones are just a okay right?

>>376356848
>he didn't play the game

>>376356848
>"fear" meter that would fill every time you were near the character
I bet people get that when they're near you

>>376357126
This is some top tier bait. Any chance you could share some statistics?

>>376357090
Being feared is a positive thing. It means you have power.


But I don't go outside and if I did the response would be laughter.

>>376356976
>Gays less then 2% of the population
>You can literally flip a coin in predicting if the child predator's victim is the same sex as the offender.
Those odds are pretty scary should you meet a gay guy (whether he's a complete stranger or a family friend )

>>376357429
I would never let a gay go anywhere near my family 2bh.

>>376357523
Same.

>>376357234
Not the same Anon, but holy shit. https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/cdc_nisvs_victimization_final-a.pdf

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>tfw gay
>tfw not a predator

>>376357713
>60% you're telling the truth
Not good enough for me.

>>376357713
You are a ticking time bomb. Even if you wouldn't rape a child now it's only a matter of time. Gayness is a constant downward slope of deplorability.

There is a reason gay men don't die of old age. You will either end your own life out of shame or be murdered as punishment for your inevitable crimes.

>>376357707
Did you actually read that?

>>376357936
>Gayness is a constant downward slope of deplorability
Nah, but visiting 4chan definitely is

>>376352663
Catholics use pews too

>>376357713
It's because it's a total bait for retards and you're a retard if you actually believe this bullshit.
Vast majority - over 90% - of child molesters is straight and only ever gets called gay due to convoluted "logic" where homosexuality is implied to be pedophilia.

Now I get what Poe's Law means

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>>376358550
No upvotes for you here fag enablers, no matter how hard you regurgitate the official Jewish version of "reality".

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How does a man like Karson score a girl like this?

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>>376351546
>That sound they make when they construct stuff for you

>>376358358
>Implying I'm a Papist

>>376358065
Did you bother to read it?

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>>376359563
Nice girl, bro!

>>376361760
Please don't bully Karson's girlfriend

She's autistic enough as it is

>>376356550
He gets AIDs and dies well after the game is finished, retard. It's canon.

he's a fag

>>376359563
what? where does it say she's his girlfriend?

>>376363541
If you talk to Karson when he's in Terry town but before the wedding, he mentions his girlfriend works in a clothing shop owned by her dad. Sophie fits the description.

>>376358550
In fact the wast majority of child molesters are straight women molesting male kids. But those get reported the least because "lol you can't rape a guy!" and "guys always want sex".