Prey can be finished in 44 minutes

>>376338979
Good, some of us have jobs.

You can finish System Shock 2 in 5mn.

Your point?

>>376338979
You can finish DaS3 with all the dlc in little over an hour

>>376339047
and it can be pirated too dumbass

Speedruners beating games fast.
More news at 11!

>>376339105
>starting a game with extremely powerful weapon

>>376338979
it's under 20 m now
you can finish morrowind under 3 minutes, does it mean anything?

>>376339123
this.

>>376338979
Can't you beat original Doom in like 45 minutes?

>>376338979
The same guy cut it down to a little over 19 minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfQwROXRwQ

Dark Souls can be beat in less than an hour. Speedrunning is a thing, anon. This is not news.

>>376339290
Super Mario World is longer than Prey
what went so wrong?

>>376339291
>Dark Souls can be beat in less than an hour.
source?

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>>376338979
How fucking assblasted about this game do you have to be that you try and shitpost it with speedruns?

All games should have at least 10 hours of unskippable cutscenes.

>the damage control in this thread
buyers remorse?

>>376339592
Pretty sure that time was from when the kiln skip glitch was still a thing

You can finish Zelda BoTW in 40 minutes

You can't be serious

>plays on easy
>thinks this gives him the right to bitch about length / difficulty

Nope.jpeg

This thread is beyond stupid

>>376339454

That you got dropped on your head? Mario World is 4:49.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gECESOoU8Es

>>376339882
Disregard that I suck cocks
Kiln skip time is about 20 minutes

>Can be

This is why I despise speedrunners. Who the fuck cares how fast you can beat a game? HERP DERP MA I'M GOIN FAST FOR THE TWITCH FOLLOWERS. Chill the fuck out and enjoy the game. I'm sure there's more than 44 minutes of content if your goal isn't running through the game as fast as possible with a thumb up your ass.

>>376339790
>OP being a faggot in this thread
Will it ever change?

>>376339262
>original doom
try 15

>>376338979
any game can be completed fast if you speed run it you fucking retrard. Most people play it at their own pace and it will take them alot longer

>>376340019
>He went through all levels
oh boy another retard

>>376338979
79.99+tax Canadian

>>376340056
Speed runners should be gassed so they can't spread their autism.

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>tfw the same thing happened when Dishonored came out

So you're just a captured & blank slate minded alien in a simulation reliving the memories of that guy who looked like prince in the trailer? How did this small regime of a fat bastard "Alex" and his little computer buddies even capture one of those things ? Prey 5 is pathetic...

>>376340342
They are not much better than e-sports and Overwatch players

>>376339123
>more news at 11
What does this mean? I see it all over

Yes, you can speedrun Morrowind in 3 minutes. No one was doing that within a week of the game's release, though. It doesn't mean Prey is shit, it just means we've gotten much better at speedrunning and/or games have become easier to speedrun.

>>376340386
10/10 might shoot up a school now thb. Ty senpai..

Is there any reason to not blow all of my nutrient cubes on more neuromods?

>>376340504
When news presenters give out headlines for the day's news and then announce when they will give more detail to the story later. For example,
>OP is a faggot, but exactly how many dicks has he sucked? More at eleven.

Corporate goys mad as fuck the thread.

>>376340386
Yeah i kinda saw this comming too... didn't some other game do some suit like this too recently, where it just turns out you were in a simulation the whole time?

>>376340056
>you're enjoying the game wrong
Now you're the autistic one

>>376340504
Hownew.ru

>>376339018
>I have a job so it's okay to throw away money with reckless abandon

>>376340386
Okay.. So I bought it on steam.. I can still refu d it right? Anyone can reply to this post, really looki mg for an answer here.

>>376338979
>Speedrun
>Oh boy it's so short!
I will never understand this autism.

>>376340634
oh right. Went over my head. I'm barely old enough to remember the news being on just once or twice a day.

>>376340386
Yeah. Sounds about right. They also send you a free cash ode if you find all 7 within the game.. only 2 have been found so far. P cool I giess.

>>376340386
This. Literally you d out about the cash code thing and started playing th game again. Lol. I think the other guy glitches his way in tho

Morrowind can be finished in like 3 minutes, and /v/ loves to dickride that game

>>376341162
If you pay 59.99 for a game there should be no way to beat the game using in-game methods of exploitation to this quick level.

It should make auditors blush in how simple the design and mechanic is for a studio asking for 60 dollars for said game.

>>376341658

Yes but morrowind is an open world adventure.

This is a linear corridor shooter.

[game] can be finished in 20 minutes, what a pile of trash lmao lol

>>376341873
You're retarded. If you seek out a way to beat any game you play as quickly as is humanly possible and get mad about it being too short after doing so you are irredeemably stupid and have no one to blame but yourself.

>>376341981
>This is a linear corridor shooter.
you haven't even seen the trailer yet alone played the game, have you?

>>376341981
>game is open world
REEEEEEE fuck the open world meme

>game is linear
REEEEEEE fuck this linear shit

Literally can't win

You can beat Clue in less than 1 second. It must be the worst game ever
https://youtu.be/jpmR0oWvxkQ?t=13s

>>376338979
>OP thinking this was a bad thing to use against the game to prove its bad or something
>gets BTFO by the fact that speedrunners have beat good or bad games just as faster if not faster than 40 minutes
Well you tried OP but not enough

>>376340504
It's sarcasm, it's being presented as a big news headline on a TV news station, when in actuality it is not news at all in any way

>>376340056
Why do people get THIS mad over speed running? If anything they love the game more than anyone if they care enough to play it through a billion times.

>>376341873
Guess how many hours he put into the game to figure out all that shit?

Probably far more hours than the average game completion playtime

>game blocks your path until you backtrack for an item

just because you can go back to old areas doesn't mean its not linear.

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Life can be finished in one simple step.

>>376342379
>>376342492

You have a lot of freedom in which areas you want to tackle next. Many areas you can get into even before the main questline takes you there. This is at a much higher degree than Bioshock, much more like System Shock 1.

It's not open world but it's not a linear corridor shooter either.

>>376338979
wtf I hate Prey now

>>376340184
Prey speedrun skips many levels too.

>>376342565

t. arkane employee

>>376340504
Basically the "clickbait" of the mid to late 20th century.

>>376340628
You might as well, since building ammo with it instead is really expensive

You'd do well to load up on EMP grenades first

>>376340180
>the game isn't a waste of money, I stayed at the welcome screen 5 hour yesterday!
your shitty argument doesn't survive basic counter logic.

>>376342762
>>376342674
(You)

>>376342762
Not that guy but you haven't actually presented a counterargument.

>>376341873
Just stop, this doesn't make sense. I play TWD games for MORE than 10h because I keep redoing stuff and playing on my own pace while people finish it in like 1h.

>>376342530
Underrated post

>>376339290
Watching this at the moment having never played the game. Is the entire game situated in one area, and is it most of the environment pre-loaded? I don't understand how he can get so far through the game without hardly any load screens/states

>>376343616
There are some pretty jarring load doors. Thanks consoles.

>>376338979
someone post this on steam forums, the shills will piss themselves

>>376338979
And? Breath of the Wild can be finished in about that time too.

>>376338979
Wow it's like the game wasn't designed around the player clipping out of bounds with physics object who would have guessed??

>unironically responding to a bait thread

>>376340348
The Dishonored Any% is at 33 minutes. And that's years after release.

Every single fucking time a new game comes out and speedruns are done, this kind of thread is posted.
I swear its the same fucking imbecile who posts these each time.

>>376338979
Glad I waited

>>376339047
How?

>>376341046
Well yes.
What ? you don't spend money in useless shit just for your pleasure ? Where are you from ? what's your job ? Inb4 " Hole digger in FuckNowhereistan"

You can finish gone home in under a minute

>>376344945
I'm a student in the US and I know the value of money, that's all

>>376339018
I have a better job than you and I still finished Persona 5, and expect decent content out of a product I purchase.

Equivalency isn't necessarily dollar per hour or anything, but I do enjoy purchasing something I can get my money's worth.

Stop acting all high and mighty because you can spend your little 1500 dollar McDonalds check on video games because your mom doesn't charge you rent.

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>>376345963
Stop projecting Billy, dinner is almost ready and mum doesn't like to see your frowny face when you finally emerge from your cave

>>376340386
>>376340386
>>376340386
>>376340386
What's with the posts responding to you??

You can beat Deus Ex in 30 minutes, clearly that game is trash.

What kind of retard judges games in speed run completion time? Especially when the game is built to give the player freedom to find their own solutions to shit.

>>376345963

someone's mad here ! don't worry, you'll leave your parents' basement one day

>>376338979
This isn't a valid criticism. But you knew that. Can we kill this thread forever now?

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>>376339018
>59.99 dollar bag of shit

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>>376338979
>work with a morbidly obese, foul-smelling, gay, aspiring tranny, theatre major who also works part time at Gamestop
>never shuts the fuck up about AAA titles with "cinematic" experiences or story/character driven games (Uncharted, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, The Last of Us)
>tell him to try Persona 5 after I've played it awhile because its almost entirely narrative and story driven
>"Nah I'm going to get Prey 2 because its short, I hear P5 has almost 80 hours of gameplay and I don't want to be tied down to it. Plus I hate turn based games!"

AAA games will never go away when people like this exist

>>376347279
Not liking turn-based combat is a semi valid response but for the person you describe it just sounds like he's a hypocrite who believes what Gamestop tells their employees are good games (i.e. not Persona 5)

>>376338979
make that 19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfQwROXRwQ

>>376346770
MOOOOOOT!

>>376338979
WEEEE what a shit game niggas holy shit ebola aids GRAFIX!!!1

>modern fps speedrun
>it isnt Blood_Thunder

Holy shit he's getting usurped

>>376344717
Glitch through walls or something it is buggy as fuck.

>>376338979
No, Prey can be visited in 20 mins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxfQwROXRwQ

>speedrun
Are you literally retarded?

>>376338979
>clearly a speed run with split times listed in upper right hand
>using tons of exploits and physics stacking no one but speed runner would use.
>hurr durr, shit game is short
This is like when people were claiming the average non-informed audience would beat Gone Home in 1 minute or whatever.

>>376338979
>dur if I skip all the content, I can beat it super fast! worthless game!
People jizz over new vegas all the time and it can be beaten in 14 minutes. How quickly you can rush through a game has no baring on it's quality

>speedrunning is an accurate measurement of how good a game is
lel

>>376350997


Yes it is.

So, so an autismo speed runner can just run through the game and miss basically all the exploration and story for the sole purpose of a pointless record.

Who the fuck cares?

I'm over 40 hours into my first playthrough and I'm still not done yet.

>>376351289
>implying a slows opinion like yours matters

I just google the game over screen. How will Speedrunners ever recover?