ITT - Actors/Actresses perfect for playing a vidya character

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>>376323385
you mean Lisa Lipps, right?

>>376323385
I never want to see a cara tumblrmeme image again on /v/

>>376323385
Honestly not a bad fit, not ugly much muh stronk womyn dyke bodybuilder but not too much glamourous to avoid the Other M syndrom.

>>376323385
But she is a massive bitch

>trendy actor choice
>actually wishing for a holywood to milk videogame classics marvel style

Neo-/v/ everyone.

>>376323385
Bridgette B

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>>376324331
>>376324360
I have no fucking idea who she is, other than she places some space agent chick in that new Valerian movie
crossboarders get the fuck off my /v/

>>376323385
>Implying
That golden bitch from GOTG2 was literally born to play Samus.
I thinks she's called Debicki or some shit.

>>376324538
she's an actress/model that got her start on tumblr, now delete the thread before you attract tumblfaggots

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>>376323385
fun fact: Samus Aran was designed after Kim Basinger

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>>376323385
Frank Tenpenny

>>376324538
>my /v/
hi moot

>>376324682
you haven't been able to delete threads since before 2010 you newfag

>>376324693
noice, I always thought KB was hot even though I born too late to appreciate her

>>376324538
She is a cunt thinking she is the best thing in the universe because she takes photos of sneakers on instagram. And her friend is another massive cunt Emma Watson.

>>376323385
>Not picking a black woman
WE ARE IN 2017 FOR FUCKS SAKE, THAT IS NOT PROGRESSIVE

Pretty sure that Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow was a great Samus Aran.

>>376324774
To bad he doesn't look like that at all right now. I'd say a Jamie Foxx would work better, even if the voice is off.

>>376324863
>the hairy podder bitch is a feminist
doesn't really surprise me
I always thought she was kinda uggo

>>376324974
I remember this meme. She was pretty good in that movie as the stoic but soft babe, /v/irgins still shit all over her for her role in Sicario though

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>>376324650
>6'2
>blonde blue eyes
>can look cute and intimidating
>hot as fuck

She just needs to hit the gym and do some squats, she's perfect.

>>376325293
I could iron a fucking shirt on that jaw though

If she was older and larger yes.

Samus Aran is borderline Amazonian just not thicc.

We don't need anything resembling bimbo ZSS samus.

>>376325464
>larger
>Amazonian
fuck outta here, shit tier fetishist
Samus has always had beeg tiddies anyways

>>376324059
ma ma

>>376325464
>We don't need anything resembling bimbo ZSS samus.
first Samus has always been a bimbo, brunette but bimbo
second you are a fag

>>376325293
is this the best white women have to offer?

>>376325386
that's supposed to be a bad thing.?

>>376325839
more like britland has to offer

>>376325894
traditionally yes, however they did cover it up pretty well in the film

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Who would be good for heavy?

>>376326280
that guy from MADtv

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>>376323385
Lara Croft.

>>376326280
A slightly fatter Jason Statham

>>376324538

Born to some inbred nobles from the UK, she got pushed through old money and connections into becoming a coathanger, then decided to stretch out her already gaping cunt into (((acting))).

>implying it wouldn't just be scarjo again

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Gordon Freeman

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>>376326892

>>376327082
Still unironically mad about that

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Princess Daisy

>>376325293
literally muh blonde white average shit, get some taste

>>376328097
>>376326892
>>376324059
fucking STOP posting pornstars in my thread

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>>376323385
she could play Samus

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>>376327275
I dig it.

>pic, default male Shepard

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>>376328354
and here is Princess Zelda

>>376328335
I feel like watching the film for context would make you attracted to her, kinda like how Lightning is relatively unattractive until you slog through FFXIII.

>>376326892
>tulle skirt, £10,500
Jesus.

>>376328713
>I'm really good at keeping us below the poverty line, that money (my beta-cuck husband makes) isn't going to spend itself!


Super pretty tho.

>>376328838
>Super pretty tho.
not really, gypsies wear that stuff all days

I like Cara and all, but she is no where near athletic enough.

>>376328505
Sauce

>>376328894

I wasn't talking about the dress, Anon.

>found the gay

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>>376323385
Nope

>>376328392
This is more likely

>>376329231
your dad

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>>376327275
lol no
actual gordon freeman coming through

>>376328941
That didn't stop Chris Pratt or Hugh Jackman or Christian Bal-
Wait a sec, has any notable actress gone through extensive training for a role?

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>>376323385
Viggo Mortensen as Solid Snake/Big Boss.

>>376323385
>implying she'd be perfect for playing any vidya character
>implying she'd be perfect for playing anything
>implying she'd be good at acting

>>376329913
In his younger days, sure.
I feel like he's far too old to play non-Old Snake

>>376326280
Jack Black

Just enlarged with CGI.

Not changing the proportions, just him enlarged.

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Solid Snake

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>>376330368

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>>376329224
Why don't you use the image search?

>>376330510
quick question since you look like a wise man, does she really play the games? Will she do something in the future?

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Barney Calhoun

>>376330025
No one cares about her acting, fag

>>376330368
I feel the same about him as I do >>376329913; see >>376330157
Now >>376330507 as old BB, however...

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>>376323385
>people ITT implying they wouldn't
stop lying on the internet anon, you know you'd tap that ass monday through sunday.

>>376327275
CERN guy would be better fit

>>376327275
Now that you mention it he does actually sound like Freeman

>>376331378
>>376327275
Tumblr would throw the bitchiest of fits if they stuck with him being silent

>>376331585
He won't be silent. He'll have to make a weird squishing grunt when he jumps off a high spot with armour juice in his suit.

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>>376331324
>you know you'd tap that ass monday through sunday
You're got damn right I would

>>376329907
No.

Just look at the anorexic cunt playing Wonder Woman.

>>376329907
Only one I can think of is Linda Hamilton for Terminator 2

>a literal skeleton with no curves
>Samus Aran

>>376325293

Samus has bird DNA, not giraffe.

>>376326280
Joe Rogan

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>>376329907
Jessica Biel for Blade Trinity.

Too bad the movie is dogshit.

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>>376332076
>not liking Gal
fucking faggot fa/tv/irgin, go back to fapping over rare underage Chloe's and crying over what might have been

>>376332076
I will never understand why they didn't just get Gina Carano for that. Here we have a lady who has the right looks, body, skills, and even the right hair, and they went and got someone else instead.

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Nathan Drake (or Male Shep, if he cut his hair like he did in Banshee)

>>376332771
That's easy.

Carano isn't jewish.

>>376332768
>no ass

>>376332426
>no curves
Unless the move is shit, she'll be in the suit the whole time anyway.

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>>376328941
>>376329907
>>376332076
>>376332768
>>376332771
What do you mean? Gadot went through extensive training to prepare for her role as Wonder Woman. I'm sure it must have been very hard for her, but she pulled through in the end, and she's really an inspiration for all of us.

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>>376332768
This was a mistake and everyone knows it. Gal is 1 inch shorter and 10 pounds lighter than I am, and people say I'm a skeleton every day.

>>376333248
Is that the only face she can make in front of a camera?

>>376333248
sticc

>>376323385
Cate Blanchett as The Boss in a MGS3 Movie.

>>376333248

I recall reading an article about the gal who played Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad, and the "intensive" training she underwent for the part.

The training basically was a couple of hours of swimming and trampoline jumping every two days, whoop-dee-fucking-doo.

>>376325293

Don't listen to the naysayers this is a great choice.

Much better than whatever that Carla model person that OP posted.

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Name a more versatile actor.

There is not a single role he couldn't pull off.

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pic related for a sherlock holmes game

>>376333248
wonder woman more like one bar woman, amirite

>>376333718
I'm having a hard time picturing Elba as Samus Aran.

>>376333718
I'd like to see him do Kirk Lazarus from Tropic Thunder.

>>376333718
Has to be bait, right?
Its hard to tell, because I actually like him as an actor..

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>>376333787
How about now?

He could do it.

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Revolver Ocelot.

>>376327275
honestly i'd be okay with this

>>376333718
Can't wait for The Gunslinger tbqh.

Also I can see him as Sgt. Johnson from Halo or Admiral Anderson from ME

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I intimidatingly thought Samus.

>>376333921
Idk, the beard kinda ruins it.

>>376333718
Dude was fucking amazing as Hitler.

That role really did a lot for diversity in films.

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>>376329906

lol no
actual gordon freeman coming through

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2B from the nier automata series.

>>376325789
Mia

>>376327275

What was he thinking at that exact moment?

>>376334114

Too old now. I thought Freeman was late-20s/early 30s?

>wanting 3D for 2D

FUCK OFF, YOU NORMIE "NERD" SHITS

TAKE THIS FUCKING FILTH BACK TO YOUR RESPECTIVE WEBSITES

NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND FOR VIDEO GAMES WANT MOVIES WITH REAL IRL ACTORS -- AND HOLLYWOOD -- BASTARDIZING THEM INTO CHEAP, SOULLESS PARODIES OF THEMSELVES

FUCK OFF AND ENJOY YOUR NEXT SUPERHERO SCAM MOVIE WHILE WEARING YOUR WAYFARER GLASSES AND GRAPHIC T-SHIRTS, YOU FUCKING KEKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>376334015
Just cast Keith David as Anderson.

>>376334141
T H I C C
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>>376334201
>if i take coke, then i have 4 coke

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>>376334047
Then this should do it.

>>376325293
Nice man-jaw.

>>376334426
Samus doesn't have a dick, though.

>>376333718
okay, i will bite

he is blacky-black nigger. he can only play niggers and MAYBE aborigines

>>376333046
There is not a god damn chance in hell they won't have her half neket at some point in that movie.

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Link

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Name me one actor who could play Durance.

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Marcus Fenix

>>376334564
>>376334572
Don't be bigots. Give him a chance before you diss him.

>>376334617
>wanting something so old and used up to play a boyish, young link
please fuck off. take your shit taste in women elsewhere. i don't even like zelda

>>376334621
Mark Hamill

>>376334589
>unless the movie is shit
It's hollywood, of course they will, and of course the movie will be shit.

>>376334662
haha but he's a nigger

>>376329913
Good call

>>376332518
Underrated

>>376333430
>not David Bowie

>>376323385
Is that Andrej Peijic, hes a model and an actress?

God damn, she is ugly. How the hell did she become a model?

>>376334742
He certainly has the warts and the disfigured face part covered.

>>376335196
>wanting a literal corpse to play The Boss

>>376335196
>He's a necromancer
get the fuck off my board, skellyfag

>>376323385
Fridge McFridgerson would be terrible, desu.

>>376333430
Shia Lebouf is supposed to play every MSG character.

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>>376335320
Gee I wonder

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>>376334621
not an actor but this guy nails it
wouldn't even need make-up

>>376335320
Her eyebrows are mesmerizing.

>>376334621

Andy Serkis

>>376325293
She needs a korean surgeon.

>>376329913

I learned that Viggo is a poet and even did poetry albums with Buckethead.

>>376334045
This. Would still trap that ass after all these years

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Busta

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>>376335648
Superior distracting eyebrows.

>>376334141
>>376334335
That's a boy or at least, she looks like a man. Dat Butterface

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Edward Norton as Cole Macgrath from Infamous, they even sound much alike. Always thought it'd make a great movie.

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Professor Layton and his gay boy re imagined for current year.

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>>376334141
Good lord.

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>>376336095
Wrong distracting eyebrow jew

>>376335320
She comes from old British money and has connections like Emma Watson.

She could easily be cast to play Samus if she asked for that role.

>>376336147
>butterface
If that is the person that comes up on google when you reverse search the picture then you're out of your mind and your standards are way too high.

>>376336183
>The despair in his eyes
I've only seen so few men, this dead inside.

>>376336164
>they even sound much alike
>even
They look absolutely NOTHING alike.

>>376336381
>>376336095
>>376334617
>>376332737
>>376328505
>>376327389
>>376326892
>>376325293
>>376323385
are these THINGS actually considered attractive? most of them already look old and busted thanks to the higher quality images you guys posted

fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>376333345
Right? All these sites going on and on about how badass Wonder Woman looks and all I can think is "but she's fucking TINY".

>>376336095
It's like a female Harry Potter

>>376336984
was about to say this. it literally looks like him in a wig

>>376336381
my eternal waifu

>>376336663
post your pic

>>376337046
It's less the jaw or eyebrows even, and more the hair framing of the face plus the green eyes I think

>>376337072
i am talking about WOMEN. i am a MALE. it makes no sense !!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>376336381
Her as a blonde (actually natural looking rather than than pic related) would be perfect Samus.

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>>376325293
>190cm
jesus christ
>tfw 178cm/5'10 manlet

>>376334641
Dominic Purcell is AWFUL

>>376333924
He would be an amazing old Ocelot.

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>>376336381
>>376337067
Great taste.

>>376337309
>that
>samus
>call it "perfect"
fuck off please

>>376336183
Why do all faggots wear makeup?

>>376337939
>action movie experience
>has 'serious and stern yet still emotive' acting skill down
>just looks like Samus
>somewhat tall and slim enough for acrobatics

Makes sense to me.

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according to this thread, all females are ugly and should fuck off

>>376338107
Hes not a faggot, hes just an 8 year old boy experimenting with his/her sexuality.

>>376338203
how can he plow a 8 year old without sitting in jail?

>>376335320
She's like the queen of androgyny. Probably good to produce a nice masculine litter if a man can convince her to quit being a lesbo for a few years.

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>>376334572
he plays pic related in the Thor movies

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>>376335636
Ray Kenney?

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Zoey from L4D

zombieland is already basically L4D: the movie

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>video game movie
>talentless "singer/actress/model" socialite cunt who's parents paid her way to fame

Sounds about right.

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Mike dawson

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>>376336183
as a trap fetishist...

>>376340247
kys degenerate trash

>>376324682
>she's an actress/model that got her start on tumblr
As if I hadn't enough reasons to despise that ugly bitch.

>>376331324
You can't tap that ass if there she has no ass to beging with

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Tina Dasai as Symmetra

>>376330654
Apparentely a reduction
Like the several times she said so and didn't in the end

>>376329907
Dayysy Ridley is the only one that comes to my mind. Then again the training didn't look that excessive.

>>376336183
If I had a son like that
He'd be sucking my penis A LOT

>>376329224
Katie thornton.
Have a good fap

>>376330025
She was the Enchantress in Suicide Squad. So yes, she isn't good at acting.

>>376333921
that poor wool

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>>376326892

>knit knickers

sounds hot as fuck

>>376341828
>MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke

>>376338132
>just looks like Samus
no, she looks like someones mom, and not even a space mom

>>376323385
lol, no
nice Bioware armor

>>376342206
Eh, I'd put that more to shitty directing and script.

Damn, that movie was a waste of a good IP.

>>376343061
But Marlel-cuck, it was absolute capekino.

>>376323385

Manface for Samus? Wew.

>>376343213
I wanted the DCEU to be good. I'm disappointed, not happy. Man of Steel was ok, BvS was terrible, SS was dogshit.

It's not Marvel's fault DC is trying so hard at replicating their success without understanding what made it good in the first place.

>>376332052

Would not touch her even with 10ft rusty pole. How can anyone find that hybrid face attractive?

>>376343061
for a sexual as fuck character like Enchantress, this model was about as erotic as a plank of wood. Wavy arms just don't do it for me.

>>376334045

Yessssss. Perfect.

>>376343213
>capekino
I've come to learn that "kino" means "autism" ergo all capeshit is kino

>>376343696
"kino" means "movie" or "movie theater" in a bunch of languages. Not sure why anonymous uses it so much.

>>376343696
>>376343786
Just replace the word with 'patrician' and you'll get the intended meaning 96% of the time.

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>>376325293
giv giant gf

>>376333718
he cant do voice acting because of his lisp

>>376343786
its a /tv/ meme. they started using it as a way to deride bad movies. to say something was kino meant it was fit only for shitty audiences. because fuck germany i guess? it's since become a post ironic thing.

>>376343964
It was coined to be the opposite.

You watch films in a theater
You watch movies in a kino

But assholes couldn't keep that straight, and spooged all over the term.

>>376344150
I've literally never seen 'kino' it being used in a negative way.

>>376343641
Eh, she's my type, so I didn't mind at all. I did, however, mind how they treated the character. I read through her wikia article after watching the movie and got legit mad at all the cool shit they now can never do.

Suicide Squad should have been a Netflix show, and they should have done actual black ops missions, not fucking saving the world.

>>376344150
But kino and theater are the same fucking thing, just in different languages.

>>376343481
>without understanding what made it good in the first place.
>implying MCU was ever good
Top lel

>>376344364
What a word technically means and how it is used is not always the same thing. Words are exchanged between languages all the time and often take on new meanings.

>>376344057
>they started using it as a way to deride bad movies.
Nope. Kino = transcendental art cinema. The only people who use it ironically to deride movies are those who just can't stand the idea that there is a whole elevated more meaningful form of the medium that they could never be sophisticated enough to appreciate and try to trivialize the entire concept.

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>>376344364
>But kino and theater are the same fucking thing, just in different languages.
What's it like being a dumb shit?

>>376344364
no anon. as far as /tv/ is concerned the following are all different
movie
film
flick

kino
cinema
theater

>>376344690
I don't know, I'll have to ask the expert on the board.

>>376344690, what's it like being a dumb shit?

>>376344753
Listed from most artistic to least artistic.
>Kino, Film, Movie, Flick.

Example of each.
>Kino
Spring Breakers
>Film
Zodiac
>Movie
Batman Vs Superman
>Flick
Guardians of The Galaxy

>>376345098
and i wouldnt care if elitists didnt insist that the lower tier is bad. capeshit does exactly what it aims to, entertain.

>>376324538
>crossboarders
A FUCKING /CO/CKSLUT

>>376345098
Are you saying BvS was better than GotG?

>>376346227
>capeshit does exactly what it aims to, entertain.
If you find any entertainment value in capeshit then you are an enemy of the medium.

>>376346368
GOTG = Reddit
BvS = 4chan

>>376346462
>BvS is literally shit
>is the same as 4chan
Hmm interesting. You can go back now.

>>376346462
>reddit = fun, coherent, does exactly what it wanted to do
>4chan = edgy shit that tries way too hard and fails miserably
Really makes you think.

>>376333718
>this meme nigger again

>>376334201
>my girlfriend is such an annoying cunt
>why are we buying stuff this late at night
>i wish i was at home shitposting on /tv/
>my feet hurt

>>376333921
Honestly it would be a fucking hilarious self aware comedy if someone played it completely straight and just had him as samus.

>>376346398
>i only watch pretentious bullcrap for supreme gentlemen such as myself

>>376346462
>bvs = 4chan

Everyone acted like autistic retards? I agree.

>>376333921
I want a movie where he is every character

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>>376346627
>"fun"
A Jewish invention made to keep us docile.
>Does exactly what it wanted to do
Which is "further infantilize the white race"

>>376346871
>>>/pol/

>>376346721
>I enjoy empty corporate "geek" culture being shoveled into my mouth 6 times a year
They're barely even movies. More like marketing events. Commericals for themselves, only being released to perpetuate a brand. BvS at least had solid cinematography but Marvel shit literally has zero cinematic value.

>>376336147
https://www.instagram.com/_ishmael_1122_/?hl=en
are you insane?

>>376346968
Yes. Anybody who thinks for themself instead of subscribing to the media consensus "reality" needs to fuck off to LE POL

>>376347058
>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords

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>>376347271
why is /pol/ so retarded

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>>376347271
If you think the concept of entertainment is an evil white genocide plot, then perhaps thinking isn't one of your strong suits.

>>376347271
You are the reason sane people still come here. Thank you.

Without people like you i wouldn't have anyone to laugh at.

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>>376347291
>I love choppily edited CGI action scenes with cinematography that is subpar even by the standards of modern TELEVISON
>I love simplistic copypasted plotlines and constant pop culture referencing memequipping.
>they're "fun" and if you say they're bad then you are a contrarian tryhard

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>>376347271
can you masturbate yourself any harder? lmao

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Final Fantasy a shit

>>376347520
The promotion of empty "fun" is always going to be a weapon. It's a drug they serve to us until we're completely weak and dependant. Being mentally engaged by an activity is one thing but the complete infantile masturbation of capeshit is pure cultural destruction and it's popularity is no accident.

>>376347782
>cgi is inherently bad
I hate how Original Trilogy faggots started this gay meme.

>copypasted plotlines

Name 5 works of fiction where a planet fucked a human and then gave her brain cancer. I'll wait.

>>376348042
see
>>376347291

>>376329907
John Krasinski, 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
you're welcome.

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Geralt of Rivia

>>376329907
>Actress
Woops, didn't read close enough.

>>376348503

that honor goes to the Mads

>>376323385
extremely overrated, would be terrible for Samus.

>>376348849
>le based mads ourguy meme man
*tips fedora*
He's just reddit meme product at this point. No one drinks from the disney chalice and comes away with their integrity.

>>376334205
Freeman is 27. Cranston and Grant are way way too old.

>>376334201
>haha I'm gonna steal these sodas and pretend I don't hear the bitch when I try to leave
>fugg I have to pay for this shit

>>376334572
He has an extensive career in voice acting playing as white characters, and an extensive career on screen playing characters that could be white.

>>376334840
He's a british nigger. That's 3 steps up from 'murican hood rats. He was a pro street fighter though. He can do the Hadokens.

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>>376348503
>>376348849
If he can do a gravelly voice, I think Nikolaj Coster-Waldau we be good and look the part more than the other two.

>>376335320
Have you ever seen a top class model that doesn't look like a young boy?

>>376350170

Too pretty boy to be the Butcher of Blaviken

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>Samus
>not Emily Blunt

>>376351698
Not cute enough simply.

Samus needs someone who can look cute and tough at the same time like Yvonne Strahovski but still not her because she was tainted by mass effect.

>>376329913
why is he so cute

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>ctrl + f Gwendoline Christie
>Zero (0) results

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>>376324538
>my /v/

>>376352337
>redrawing the eyes to be more samus
kek

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oh please this is samus

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>>376349002
With a little bit of editing, anyone can look like anyone, but you have to admit that he has a better facial fit than Bale.

>>376352337
get raped

>>376352337
As Samus in armor maybe. But for face/zero suit they should chose another actor like they did with Darth Vader.

>>376353792
This. Samus needs to be cute.

>>376353053
>>376353053

I'd watch the fuck out of this. Holy shit.

>>376353053
I'd rather they cast Michael Cera purely for the reason that I want my enemies to be displeased.

>>376348219
Based Kurt Russell really sold that.

>>376354068

He sold the flying fuck out of it.

All the way down to the faux 80s douchebag indignation.

>>376353858
no the fuck she does not fuck you waifu fag

>>376353053
Looks nothing like him.

>>376354292
Lying is bad anon

>>376331378
Kek

>>376354260
Samus has always been hot, goobergater
fuck outta here

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>>376354391
Being Delusional is worse. Their face structure couldn't be more different

>>376354947
but she was never waifu fagged before now making her hot would only make it worse

>>376350170
Fuck he's perfect, I hope I get to watch this movie before I die

>>376355034
She's always been waifufagged you fucking autist, play the fucking 2D games instead of your Haloshit and you'd know why

>>376355059
and you are gay

go fuck an ass and die horribly

>>376355154
showing off her in a bikini in the end of a game is not waifu fagging

>>376328419
that's perfect

>>376333718
>He's the gunslinger.
I mean he's good but he has a friendly face. Too friendly. And yes, that he's black is kind of a problem because motherfucking Detta

>>376351698
>>376352951
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>>376355282
I guess you missed the entire fucking catsuit sequence in Zero Mission then.
Even so, there were plenty of people waifufagging her JB suit and melee trophy before 2004
go eat a dick, you fucking fascist

>>376324774
>Implying

>>376353053
Reminds me of the King Arthur movie.
... The one where Mikkelson played the silent falconer. God, was he throwaway.

>>376355473

samus needs to look tough and gruff bot cute and cuddly she needs to look like someone who will kick the shit out of you and not feel sorry for it

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Nadine from UC4

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1990s Rosie O'Donnel as Daisy

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>>376355807
fuck off with your headcanon, the only people she's canonically kicked the shit out of are spooky space pirates and Metroids
RoS's design was specifically soft and cute, that was right the fuck after she genocided an entire planet

>>376355991
I fucking need this

>>376333718
He couldn't those wimpy Persona protagonists. Every inch of Elba is a white girl's dream.

>>376328097
I can see that, but who would be peach and rosalina?

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>>376355983
Isn't ugly enough

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>>376356168

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peter capaldi as rick sanchez please

>>376356563
kek

>>376356626
fuck off /co/

>>376341168
wtf anon

>>376356812
rick and morty have several video games now they are video game characters

deal with it

>>376334621
Jake Gyllenhaal

>>376344959
>no u

Damn, what a sharp guy.

>>376356626
>Tumblr actor in reddit cartoon
Reeeeee

>>376353053

The problem is that Mads can't speak proper english. His accent gets in the way often and I struggle to understand him, especially in his earlier American roles. Even in Dr. Strange, I had to listen intently.

>>376323385
>wanting goblin with thicker eyebrows than most men to play Samus

Cara is a fucking slag

>>376358295
fag

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>>376332768

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>hating on Cara
I don't even know why we hate her and it sure isn't because of fucking videogames

>>376329907
Every single action actress has done training,y ou fucking clown. Even the fucking twelve year old hitgirl has done training.

>>376359474
>caterpillar-brows
>EXTRA STICC
>Overrated as fuck

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>>376359474