What now guys?

>>376313687
>How Nintendo changed the conversation
What does this even mean

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>loving a system with no games

?

>>376313839
>I have a useless degree and could only get employed writing stupid shit for a game website

>>376313891
Well people loved the PS4 in its first few years so

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>>376313839
Ben is an "interesting" guy

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>>376313687
what the FUCK bros?!?!? WASN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO FAIL AND CAUSE NINTENDO TO GO THIRD PARTY? HORIZON ZERO MALES WASN'T A SUCCESS BUT BOTW WAS??!

>>376313839
It means how nintendo has changed what people are talking about.

>>376313932
The PS4 had more games than the Switch did on launch. What does that say about the console?

>>376313956
already dead and losing momentum. Nintendo has a built in install base of morons who'll buy anything they shit out

>>376313956
>people are surprised a handheld did better than a home console in japan at launch back when the future of home consoles in Japan was really up in the air.

>>376313839
It means journalists are sucking the corporate cock as usual.

>>376314020
Oh yeah games like...Knack and the worst Killzone...and uhh

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Us nerds, LMAO!

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>>376313956
DELET THIS YOPU FUCKING TODDLER

>>376314020
>Quality > Quantity
>Portability > chained to a TV

I mean, the numbers add up

>>376314176
>having to squint your eyes to play on that shitty screen

they have to justify their $400+ purchase somehow

>>376314020
No, it really didn't.
It have a 70 metacritic Shitzone and a 50 metacritic Kack

>>376314156
woah, settle down there, edgelord...

>>376314251
>numbers mentioned then suddenly says quality is > quantity (a number based term)

If you had logic somewhere, it got lost in your stupidity

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>>376313956
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What sort of audience is this kind of writing designed for>?

>>376313687
>Written by a fansite.

>>376314253
actually, the screen is crisp as fuck, you may want to get your eyes tested...

>>376314437
I own a PSVR. I know a crisp image when I see one.

>>376313687
I don't think anyone agrees with that except for a few fanboys.

>>376313934
>switch at the toilet

good job. it is covered in urine and feces. I dont care how he would respond to this. the fact will remain his console is covered in urine and feces

>>376313934
>magazine rack
>playing in the bathtub

I hope he dies electrocuted.

>>376314437
>780p
>crisp at barely five inches

Nintendo fans everyone

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>>376314362
i got all numbers

>>376314437
>720p
>crisp

I don't think so.

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>>376314517
>Playstation

lol

>>376314590
>>376314559

it's called DPI, dipshits

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>>376314737
So is a Switch purchase called being cucked?

>>376314865
no

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The way Nintendo is winning right now.

Sales AND Acclaim.


$onyggers are SHOOK.

>>376314020
This is history revisionism.
The PS4 is a good console, the launch line-up sucked ass, but people bought the shit out of it because of the good reputation the PS3 had. The PS3 suffered from the same problem, but people also bought the shit out of that one because of the good reputation the PS2 had.

>>376315213
>The PS4 is a good console

lol

>>376315246
At least the PS4 is a console and not a Chinese handheld.

>>376315213
>the good reputation the PS3 had

now THIS is revisionism...

Under 30 fps playing games must be fun

>>376313687
Doesn't mean anything until those people start buying the fucking thing.

>>376315318

PS4 is a chinese console too, consoles stopped being made in Japan long ago

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>>376313956
I-it'll flop any day now, right???

>>376315318
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FwlK-jU8Yg

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hey guys, you're reading /v/, the worst board on 4chan

>>376313687
You'd believe every gaming journalists say as long as they praise nintendo.

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>>376315335
Remember when they thought $600 was a fair price

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>>376315419

>>376314542
How the fuck do you go to the bathroom? You know you aren't supposed to put your hands below your anus while you shit, right?

>>376315492
You shouldn't have went there, Nintendo fag.

https://youtu.be/Cb-srOfRqNc

>>376315562
He's probably talking about fucking particles as if anyone but the most extreme hypochondriac worries about that.

>>376315562
don't bother, he's autistic

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>>376313687
NINTENDO IS DOOMED

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>>376315612
UNACCEPTABLE

>>376313934
>playing games in the bathtub
gamers really are manchildren

>>376315612
i think you're missing the point, fanboi.

>>376315612
>heh...you shouldn't have messed with me...nintendofag...
>you wanna do this then? let's tango, baby
>TAKE THIS
>MY BURNING SORROW, MY ETERNAL RAGE
>CROWBCAT
>ATTACK

>>376314437
Le crisp
I

>>376315370
>implying they aren't

Wait....is that...

KOTAKU?

>>376316075
sure

>>376316075
they or polygon. Only they use that shitty cucked blog design

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>>376313934
>"gaming has become so different now that I can do it anywhere!"
Why is this even a gimmick when it's over 3 decades old and everyone and their dog owns a smartphone?
Inb4 "real games", shrines are fucking angry bird levels.

>>376316330
>I hate it so it sucks!!!

not how it works, sweetie. The Switch is a portable that runs the greatest game of all time, that's why people are excited for it.

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>>376316330
Because most people who are modern never played a video game.

>>376315498
>the worst board on 4chan

That´s /asp/

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>>376313687
>yet another misinformed, heavily biased click-bait article is the OP of a thread
I fucking hate what this board has become.

>>376314559
>Literally bragged about how Goat gorgeous amazing the Vita screen is for 5 years at 540p
>Now 720p is complete garbage shit

Fucking fanboy cunts fuck off.

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>>376316431
Cool story bro I can do the same with a $50 smartphone and a $20 controller attachment.
MUH PORTABILITY

>>376316720
Stop thinking Sony fanboys are the only one who make fun of the Switch.

>>376316769
>I can do the same with a $50 smartphone and a $20 controller attachment

you think you can, but you can't ;)

>>376316835
Picture proves otherwise.

>>376316808
but they are lol

>>376316769
Except you need a $1000 PC to stream BotW to your smartphone. Even then you'll face horrible input lag and be restricted to a 5" screen and won't be able to travel with it. My man, if you want to shitpost at least do it right. This is just desperately grasping for straws.

>>376316882
it really doesn't ;^)

how do I take it out the house? To a party??

>>376316698
>addressing the problem automatically means it's console war bullshit
Fuck off.

>>376316903
At least a PC, even a $100 one has an internet browser.

>>376316968
Nice goalpost moving, cuck

>>376316968
DAAAAMN! YOU FUCKING OWNED HIM BRO! Web browsers! Fucking take that nintendork!

>>376316903
Except if you don't have a $1000 gaming computer you don't belong on /v/.
Perhaps if you didn't work a job at mcdonalds and waste your money on shitty nintendo toys you could afford one and still play botw on the toilet where it belongs.
>>376316949
I know the switch is a piece of shit but the amazon kindle supports 3g, so it's a non-issue.

>>376316936
At least the PC has an internet browser. Whats the Switch's excuse?

>>376316936
you must be a hit at parties

>>376316968
wait a minute, are you telling me the Switch, a video games machine, doesn't have a internet browser? wtf? who buys this shit???

>>376317047
But the Wii U does. Wait, the Switch isn't a console?

>>376316968
>>376317025
You've been on /v/ too long. People who own Switches on this board also own gaming PC's. The only reason people shitpost over this new console is to justify their purchase. Different tastes for different mouths.

>>376317025
>supports 3g, so it's a non-issue.
uh, no?

>>376314020
Knack, that 3 hours long killzone and that terrible infamous game

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>>376317025
>the amazon kindle supports 3g, so it's a non-issue

Say it to my face Ben!

Anyone here remember Erik "based" Kaine?

>>376317025
>amazon kindle supports 3g, so it's a non-issue.
b8

I don't hear anyone talking about that piece of shit other than nintendo dicksuckers.

>>376317118
>>376317154
>>376317225
>shitposting brainlessly
https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=201733590
Not only that but it has FREE 3g that any dipshit can hack to work with anything within 15 minutes.
Enjoy hunting for wifi so you can pay $20 a month to play mk8 online.

>>376317094
no it's a console and it does what a console is supposed to do without getting bogged down with a bunch of useless bloat. You have plenty of other devices that can browse the internet already.......

Nintendo is trying so hard to meme this to success we all know it's a Wii U 2.0

>>376317338
enjoy putting up with bullshit input lag and theft to justify saving a couple of bucks i suppose :P

>>376317338
yeah because a 3G connection is enough to handle streaming a game. what are you on my guy?

>>376317350
>when you realize you're talking to a Nintendo fanboy when they call a simple internet connection useless in 2017

>>376317392
>we

Who buys a system that literally only has one game that can already be played on other cheaper older hardware ?

I don't get it.

>>376317242
Fucking this.
Good fucking lord, at least wait until there's some worthwhile games for it to start claiming it's the best thing ever. And no, don't even bring up BotW. It's Skyrim's lack of variety with Zelda slapped on it.

>>376313998
What /v/ is talking about*

I literally haven't seen anyone except the nintards of /v/ discuss the Switch

>>376317476
i never said that though

>>376317498
>literally only has one game that can already be played on other cheaper older hardware ?
Not true though and it runs better on the Switch

>>376317432
Oh no 20 ms of input delay in a game that can't even run at a solid 30 fps, how will I go on.
>>376317449
Netflix can stream 1080 24 fps video to any 3g smartphone, why would a 720 30fps game be a problem?

>>376317572
>hurr i hate it so it sucks

compelling argument

>>376317623
hey, you do you

Why does the Switch have to either be a Wii success or a Wii U flop? It's going to end up somewhere between these two numbers.

>>376317592
What other games does the switch have ?
If you mention Nes/Snes emulation you're an idiot 。

>>376317623
>Netflix can stream 1080 24 fps video to any 3g smartphone, why would a 720 30fps game be a problem?

TCP v UDP

>>376313687
Quality journalism from Polygon, as always.

What the fuck doea this headline even mean?

>>376313934
>>376313687
These people know the 3DS and Vita exist, right?

>>376313687
Let me fucking buy one holy shit.

Stores restock once or twice a week and stock is gone in a day, I think im actually expected to go to every store everywhere every single day in order to have a chance at getting one, and I have work so thats not possible.

>>376317708
>If you mention Nes/Snes emulation you're an idiot

why? And like i said, it runs better than the WiiU version and MK8D is a better remaster

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>>376314407
>weekly sales somehow relevant even though switch sold only one week

>>376317674
Because this is all of nintendo's eggs in one basket, it's their future handheld and home platform.
Any failure is doubled, any success is doubled, hitting in the middle is like hitting a bullseye.

>>376317623
>in a game that can't even run at a solid 30 fps

when its emulated maybe, 50 hours in and the only drops on my switch I get are in lost woods

>>376317816
yeah and Switch is better

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>>376317665
I'm not the only one that hated it.
When it got leaked people were really disappointed with it because it was hyped so much.
>>376317674
If Nintendo can't fix their god-awful multiplayer netcode, it won't matter

>>376317898
why would the bullseye be between success and failure? that would just be average

>>376317769
It's still just a video stream you dumb nigger. You're not actually playing anything on your phone, and the input doesn't take enough data for it to matter in the slightest how you're transferring it.

>>376317898
no they're still selling 3DSes

>>376317498
Who buys a system that has no games?

>>376317498
You haven't been able to buy a Wii U in stores since October

>>376317926
>50 hours in and the only drops on my switch I get are in lost woods
You're full of shit, towns literally cannot run at 30 fps in that game.

>>376317850
Because you can loterally play nes and snes.games for free on a PSP, a phone ora computer at higher resolutions and with better performances than.on the wiiu, and you don't play 30 bucks for old ass games that nintendo shoves up yoir retarded fanboy butt.
People who bought a switch really have mental issues。

>>376317992
no, it's quite different given you can buffer a Netflix stream

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>>376313687
>Weasel words

>>376313891
It's ok when Nintendo does it

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>>376313687
n-noo..........no..................more......pls...........

>>376318030
That's pretty much my question

>>376317982
Why is the bullseye in the middle of a dart board?
Because it's the hardest thing to hit, it's location is irrelevant.
>>376318016
Yeah but it's not like they're going to make a 4ds, this is the 4ds.
The new 2ds is just a gba micro.

>>376318097
way to ignore everything i said while chipping in with your flagrant, undying Sony Fanboyism.

And there's reasons to pay for first-party emulation

>>376318214
>Yeah but it's not like they're going to make a 4ds

so that means the 3DS stops existing......?

I think console war cucks embody the pure essence of beta male. They feel like they belong to a corporation. These people have done you no favors, these consoles are nothing special. You are simply putting so much meaning behind them because you're a beta.

>>376314042
That was before Mario kart released, just the week before release numbers almost doubled.

>>376318098
But even if you don't it'll still work in real time you moron.

>>376318364
gaming needs competition between companies and if there's no competiton (A.K.A. nintendomination) then that means.....something really bad i think?

>>376318364
yup

>>376318251
The last sony system I bought was the launch PSP and.I don't.care for console.war

>>376313687
What the fuck does this even mean?

>>376318539
you honestly believe this don't you

>>376318501
MK is not going to reinvigorate sales. Nintendo's fanbase is consistent in number. It wont go higher overnight cause MK8 gets a re release

>>376318589
That people love to rub the switch screen with their dicks.

>>376318116
post the full pic you pussy

>>376318346
No, it just makes the 3ds a dead platform that they're going to stop developing for soon.
The GBC still exists too, you don't see me walking up and down the streets playing link's awakening despite the fact it's infinitely better than BOTW

>>376318585
then you should understand why people would want to buy one for nes emulation, especially considering it would be first-party

So it's a cult.

>switch hasn't sold 7 billion copies
did we won sonybros?

>>376318630
I don't need to believe it you dumb nigger I own a smartphone and a computer capable of emulating BOTW.
I've tested it.
Successfully.
It runs perfectly fine, even when it miles outside of my house using only 3g.

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Alright bros, what can we do to stop the switch from selling anymore?

>>376318695
>No, it just makes the 3ds a dead platform that they're going to stop developing for soon.

source?

>>376318782
ok, no need to be racist though, it makes you sound blue-collar poor

>>376318782
>owning a smartphone
kys yourself my man

>>376318687
Why don't you post porn first tough guy

>>376318790
really makes me think

>>376318790
we can't stop the switch.

soon it's gonna sell 7 billion copies.

>>376318864
I'm not even going to pretend to understand how you can function in modern society without a smartphone.
Do you still print maps off mapquest?

>>376318728
No i do not because you are actually paying for decades old games that can be emulated better in an.internet browser.

>>376313891
its russian girl . truly

>>376318782
then why do you feel the need to prove that it works? crying like an autist in this thread doesn't change the fact that BotW has sold 3.8m copies already. i'll use CEMU for my second playthrough at 4k 60fps because I'm not a manchild pratt that has to limit themselves to a single platform.

>>376318964
They make gps units you know

>>376318782
don't forget that your solution is illegal and ultimately unsustainable. 3g isn't cheap

>>376318847
the 3DS is six years old dude, you don't seriously believe that it has much life left in it do you

>>376317108
Yeah, I own a Switch and a PC and I feel it's more than enough. I can't believe my 3 years old PC still runs Dark Souls III better than the PS4.

>>376318971
Name a better portable solution to play them on, I'll wait

>>376319082
I'm a PC gamer and i feel that PC and PS4 are the best combination.

>>376319075
why not?

>>376319129
A smartphone

>>376314253
Bwahahahaha normal well adjusted healthy people love the Switch. They are having fun and fucking each other. You will die alone. Bwahahahahahahaha keep crying yourself to sleep.

>>376319205
lol, smartphone is not a toy, kiddo. Have fun with your lack of tactile buttons

>>376318971
>an.internet
Dumb phoneposter

>people are still trying to spin Switch and Nintendo as dying

April NPD is gonna be fucking hilarious

>>376319285
hipsters living in portland or shit francisco who are aged 35 and never growing up are not healthy

>>376314176
Remember when nerd used to mean that you were good at hard sciences/math and studied a lot? Now, it apparently means you bought a well known hip&cool product at a store.

>>376315562
W-what? But how are you supposed to gauge firmness and acidity for dietary reference??

>>376319587
just means normies came in and stole """our""" term. We are now known as...

Actually I dont know what replaces the word now.

>>376319557
yeah we should all join the military and live with our parents until we're 30 instead

>>376319293
You can literally buy a 20 bucks peripheral

>>376319656
cucks

>>376319656
Neckbeard

>>376319742
lets see one

>>376319656
The Ancient Ones.

>>376319754
back to r/eddit, fag

>>376319756
I don't own a neckbeard. Clean shaven and fit.

>>376319656
>our
I wouldn't describe the people on /v/ as nerds, because that implies you're smart.

I would describe /v/ as "geeks". The Switch crowd is something different al together. I guess "casuals" fit.

>>376319856
sounds like somebody has some self-esteem issues

>>376319926
>because that implies you're smart.
Smarter than your dumbass.

>>376319842
Go to newegg

>>376318878
I hate to be that guy but what's the source, anon?

>>376320051
so they don't exist then, cool.

Still haven't seen anything as handy as the Joycons for the phone. And it's like I said anyway, my smartphone is not a toy, i don't want to waste a charge on bing bing wahoo nonsense, id much rather have a dedicated device for that

>>376319587
No. Nerd was just a synonym for a square. You could be intellectual and not a nerd. At the same time you could be a nerd and fucking retarded. The idea that being into science makes you a nerd is as contemptible as the idea that being into video games makes you a nerd. Nerds deserve the derision they get. This stupid nerd pride shit needs to end since it stereotypes intelligence at best, and encourages social unacceptable behavior at worst.

>>376320253
>Nerds deserve the derision they get

you lost me here

>>376320035
Wut?

I don't know you, you don't know me. I didn't insult you personally, neither did I imply I'm smart. I'm simply stating the obvious fact that "liking videogames" doesn't imply you're smart. So calling people who like videogames "nerds" is incorrect. Nothing to do with you or me.

>>376320157
You literally have 1:1 copies of the switch or 360 controllers available for phones for 10-40 bucks

even with a lead they can't beat the current install base, more importantly are you people going to play zelda dlc for entire gen?

>>376320253
Where I live people use "geek" for those people.

>>376320435
where?

>>376315772
>not playing puyo puyo while having a bath
Do you even comfy?

>>376320435
and I mean, again the switch still seems more portable in this case.

>>376313897
>b-b-but guise, remember le gaymergate was cringe as fuck! Show some r-respect to my professional bloggers GRRR!

I don't know anybody who bought one, there are a out 3 games out, one of which is universally panned as being insulting shallow and should have been free. this cannot be real, surely.

>>376313891
MUH

>>376321385
>v
I already have over 10 games for mine though

>>376321385
if zelda and mario kart are two, then what's the third

>>376321510
World of Goo

>>376321703
i'm fairly certain world of goo was not universally panned, anon

>>376318634
Ok so let me get this straight
Do you think that 100% of Switch owners are also Wii U owners and Nintendo fanboys?

>>376318634
no but it will go higher in number with the release of a popular system like the switch

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>>376313687
>people love to love
So in other words it's all just a fucking meme like Starbucks, Apple etc. and people just like to parrot and ape other people to fit in and be part of the new "it" thing.
Good to know.
Unironically buying a PS4 Pro now

>>376322159
that's nice

>>376322159
>you can only buy one console

>>376314407
>look mom I can do stuff in Excel!!! I'm such a PC hacker xDD

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feels fucking good being right

>>376322227
>Switch
>a console
don't make me laugh
>Nintendo since the Wii days: only an afterthought second or third device to satisfy your gaming fix

Really diddles my dongles

>>376322159
If you want to hurt the switch, you have to buy a vita, not the PS4.

>>376322585
sorry you're poor...

>>376322227
shut up idortcuck
fencesitters will be the first to die

where can i buy one, theres none on amazon?

Yesterday I was wasted and I ordered one of them. Did I fuck up?

>>376322227
First to die.

>>376322913
have fun!

>>376315213
>but people bought the shit out of it because of the good reputation the PS3 had

People bought it because they knew it would get shit games since the xbone was a disaster from day 1.

Utter shit games.

Utter shit games they wanted because the ps4 audience is the same audience that bought the xbox360, go ahead and look at what sells on that fucking system.

3 FIFA games in the 11 most sold games I swear to god

>>376317498
>that can already be played on other cheaper older hardware ?

Remember how no-fucking-body bought a WiiU?

Well, no-fucking-body has that system.

>>376323279
>games with mass appeal sell well

i mean do you seriously expect pantsu quest 5 to sell as well?

>>376322634
Do you know where you are? This board is overrun by PCfats (and or kids whose mom only got them one console) that hate stuff they can't afford/will never have to feel better.

>>376322947
why are you treating buying a console as life or death

do you actually have unironic autism

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>>376322634
Not really. I work as a system administrator for one of the biggest telecommunicaton companies in my country. Salary equals to $90k/year.
I would unironically rather eat a meme steak for $299 than buy a Switch if given the choice.
It's called having priorities and weighing things up against each other and the Switch is the choice of the retarded and unconditonal Nintendo fandrones.
It's a trash system, cheaply made with a shit, unnecessary gimmick, no games and no future prosspect.

>>376322784
No. Poor people like you will be the first to die. Enjoy lacking the funds to buy the medicine you need to survive poorfag.

>>376313687
>bu-BUT I MEMED ABOUT IT FAILING FOR MONTHS, IT CAN'T DO WELL REEEEEEEE

>>376313687
>Look at Twitter
>Tons of Polygon articles
>Have of his feed is talking about Nintendo products.

Okay.

>>376315335

PS3 had a similar cycle. No games at the start, but later admitted to have games.

Though PS3 had even more games than PS4. PS4 is trying to catch up this year.

>>376314559
Except a 780p 5in screen is equal in DPI to a 4K 18in monitor. Unless you're gaming on a 4K display under 18in you're not getting better gaming than that. Don't even bring up your angry birds or farmville shit, you can have that at better resolutions because the game itself requires no resources to run.

>>376323827
>Not really. I work as a system administrator for one of the biggest telecommunicaton companies in my country. Salary equals to $90k/year.
this coming from the guy who bragged about saving money by not buying a couple of denuvo games
o i am fucking laffin

>>376314176
It's just like that first ad!

>>376316330
It's not even close to the same retard. The Switch is the first HD handheld for games made by an actual gaming company, instead of some shitty no-games Ouya-tier garbage. On top of that it's getting all of the console games Nintendo gets, everything from console-tier Mariokart to Splatoon to the best console Zelda and the first 3D-sandbox Mario in 15 fucking years, and Xenoblade, and a Fire Emblem Musou game, and oh yeah that's all just the shit we have confirmed for the first 9 months of the console's life.

>>376316808
>muh zune!

Yeah, it's just Sony fanboys and worse.

>>376320698
Take a shower faget

>>376316968
Yep, everyone knows people only buy gaming consoles for the internet browser. PS4 beat the Xbone because it had a better browser, right?

This is a moronic argument to begin with since it's been confirmed over and over again that a browser is in development, they're actually making a good one instead of just shoving some shitty opera shit in there.

>>376324607
> The Switch is the first HD handheld
Except it's not, because it's 720.
Razer and nvidia both have 1080 gaming tablets out, and the razer one runs windows so it actually supports video games, not iphone-tier puzzle garbage like the switch.

>>376318634
>MK is not going to reinvigorate sales
It's the fastest selling MK game of all time, including the Wii version which had a massive installbase at launch.

It's already boosted sales considerably, well technically it went from "selling out within hours everywhere" to "selling out within minutes everywhere", but that's still a boost.

>>376324267
>Except a 780p 5in screen is equal in DPI to a 4K 18in monitor.
240p is equal on a 1 inch screen. Whats your point.

>>376324986
>Nvidia and razer gaming tablet
>Running anything at 1080p above 5fps

Lmao. Please stop.

>>376315562
enjoy those shit particles floating around that will stick to your console whenever you take a shit

>>376324986
Learn to read, and stop cherrypicking. The full quote was

>The Switch is the first HD handheld for games made by an actual gaming company, instead of some shitty no-games Ouya-tier garbage

Neither Razer or Nvidia are companies that make games, they might as well have made the Ouya.

>>376325119
Only the nvidia runs shitty tegra phone processors like the switch.
The razer tablet is an actual computer, with actual computer specs
https://www.razerzone.com/gaming-systems/razer-edge-pro
Obviously you'd never be able to afford one on dairy queen part time wages, but that's why the switch exists.

>>376325046
The difference is that 5 inches is more than enough for gaming. That's bigger than a 3DS screen or a Vita screen. 1 inch is only bigger than your dick.

>>376313687
>Ben "Oh fuck, not this guy again." Kuchera

Stop giving him clicks, you faglord.

>>376325273
>Neither Razer or Nvidia are companies that make games, they might as well have made the Ouya.
I'd rather have access to lots of real games than be limited to nintendo's ouya-tier games.

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>>376325350

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>376313891
It's got more games than anything did near launch for a while now
I'm still waiting for Dragon Quest or Monster Hunter to pick it up though

>>376314251
>open world
>quality
Oxymoron.

>>376325039
>game starved horde of permavirign manchildren with a Tegra 1 Fisher Price Lego tablet and nothing to play for months after they finished their 5/10 open world meme simulator jumped on a last gen rehash re-release

WEW SASUGA!

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>>376325443
Keep the salty tears coming. Maybe if you post it enough you'll convince yourself it's true.

>>376314542
By that logic every part of you is covered in urine and feces you moron

>>376325352
Do you love the taste of Nintendo's cum in the morning?

>>376325554
Non-argument

The switch will literally stop selling in maybe a month, from there on it will drop bellow Wii U numbers. Every toddler has bought one already, sure, it did well for a little bit but from now on people will realize how shit it really fucking is. And E3 is right around the corner too, Sony has probably planned for this all along and will sweep up and pick up all people who realized how shit the switch actually is. Nintendo played right into it like the retards they are. By this point you actually have to be delusional if you think the Switch will be considered an success, it has nothing other than a strong fan base and one single mediocre game that got shilled to hell. Those two things aren't going to hold it up for much longer.

>>376325516
I mean if you can't afford it there's always the switch with it's 2 wiiu ports and roms.
>>376325580
I don't know what you're trying to accomplish with this post, we were talking about portable gaming, which the playstation is not.

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>>376325560
>this much butthurt

It's ok, you can admit you just want a Switch.

>>376325726
>Non-argument
Non-argument

>>376325764
>I mean if you can't afford it there's always the switch with it's 2 wiiu ports and roms

Yeah and it's vastly better mobile design for gaming and future first party releases

>>376313891
thicc

>>376325443
>Unironically saying he would rather spend $1000 on a RAZR tablet to play pc games than an actual pc.

Have you ever seen someone act so retarded and delusional to try and win a big boy argument on the internet?

>>376325835
Wow good thing I want arguing iguess

>>376325642
>I can't argue with that!
>better ignore the conversation and insult the poster instead!

>>376325768
You know I'm right, that's why you tried to change topics and posted a webm of your meme game.

>>376326048
He has a point tho

>>376325914
Problem with your logic is that you're assuming neo-nintendo first party releases aren't trash, which they are, and that you think everyone is a legoman with lego hands who thinks the switch is comfortable and/or has a good layout.
>>376325984
Aren't we talking about portable gaming?
I'm not going to carry around my gaming pc, which I already own for you information.

>>376326137
>which they are
98 niggah I mean lols

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>>376326048
I'm not that anon, but meme game is amazing you should try it.

>>376317623
>20 ms

UN-FUCKING-ACCEPTABLE

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>>376325759
the delusion some people have on /v/ is incredible sometimes

>tfw you're not an autistic cunt like this guy and dont take part in console wars

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>>376326048
>I know, I'll post some obvious bait claiming the Switch is made of legos!
>that way when I get ignored I can pretend it's because my point was valid!

>>376320698
There is nothing comfy about stewing in your own filth.

>>376326137
>Aren't we talking about portable gaming?
We are and the switch offers a much better value proposition than some meme gaming tablet

>>376326195
Meaningless, mk8d is barely different and it has 13 points higher than the wiiu version. It's clear reviewers are bias towards the switch.

>>376326225
Is this supposed to be... impressive?

Glitch abuse and buggy mechanics...?

It looks like something you'd do in MINECRAFT.

Do you understand?

MINECRAFT!

You people are LITERALLY children.

I'm actually laughing over here Kappa

>>376313687
It's a charming little console with cool hardware gimmicks, an idea that makes it entirely distinct from the PS4 and Xbone and some fun games right out of the gate with some interesting exclusives already coming.
I don't know why you people are so fucking surprised. It's Nintendo doing what they do best.

>>376326460
Who said anything about MK, loser?

>>376326349
I don't know how you can possibly say 2 wiiu ports is better than a gaming tablet which can emulate the wiiu to play those same shitty games, in addition to the entire pc library.
I mean what kind of value is that? A $300 paperweight?

>>376326225

Tell me what happened here did he pic up the bomb or something? The explosion in the last part is confusing.

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>>376326520
>Kappa
Has no one made a back to the future edit for stupid Twitch kids?

>>376326586
I highly doubt CEMU runs on that thing, dude

>>376326460
>barely different
>adds the best Battle Mode the series has ever had after the last game basically had no real Battle Mode
>fixes the glitches like the 59fps glitch
>adds literally 16 brand new tracks and about a dozen new characters
>barely different

You're probably retarded. Of course the same game but with all the DLC built in for free and a whole new mode for free and other new content for free gets a better score. The Battle Mode alone is worth 10 points, it's basically half the game.

>>376326565
MK8 is the perfect example of how just by virtue of being on the switch games garner a much higher review score than they deserve on their own merits.

>>376326590
Looks like he ended up throwing the bomb, then used the slowdown on aiming the bow while falling to time the detonation for just when he was on top of it.

This board is always garbage when a new console comes out.

>>376326713
Nah

>>376326697
Plus it's now MK8 that you can take anywhere with you. That's what a lot of people on /v/ aren't realizing. Compare it to MK7.

>>376326697
>MK8 is criticized for not adding the battle mode because Nintendo didn't feel like adding it despite it being a core component of the series for years
>adding it back is now suddenly "new"
>a glitch fix is a reason for it to be considered new
>adding new tracks and about three more characters is a new instead of it being a literal patch

However, I don't think we have to point to the fact that the very title has "Mario Kart 8" in it. You know, that game that came out on the Wii U.

>>376326590
It's a shrine speedrun, while in mid-air he used the bomb explosion to reach the other side of the wall.

>Glitch abuse and buggy mechanics.
There is nothing buggy or glitchy.

>>376326890
Nobody bought a wiiu

>>376326713
>portable without sacrificing anything the WiiU had graphically
>adds the best Battle Mode the series has ever had after the last game basically had no real Battle Mode
>fixes the glitches like the 59fps glitch
>adds literally 16 brand new tracks and about a dozen new characters

You're probably retarded. Of course the same game but with all the DLC built in for free and a whole new mode for free and other new content for free gets a better score. The Battle Mode alone is worth 10 points, it's basically half the game.

>>376321510
12switch

>>376313891
Is rubbing your dick against her biceps gay?

>>376326697
>patch that fixed one bug
>dlc that was already in mk8
>battle mode which they cut from mk8 to begin with
$360 well spent.
>>376326860
Can't even play online without wifi, and against bots the game is completely meaningless.

>>376326332
Maybe if you cleansed yourself more often your baths wouldn't be dirt soups.

For the rest of us, the water dilutes the filth so heavily that it's basically a non-issue for retards for yourself to look at and go [nasally] THAT'S UNHYGENIC!

>>376313687
That's Nintendo Shilling. I'm not going to buy a switch untill there's an exclusive title on it I want to play. We'll see if Mario is any good at the end of the year. There's just zero reason for me to get a switch, so far.

>>376326890
Why would they patch the old game? That's retard logic.

"Oh, I bought an Ipad 2 and the Ipad 3 just came out, I guess they'll give me one for free since it's still labeled an Ipad!"

>>376327010
Nice job changing the goalposts. The discussion was on the 13 point difference in review scores, and the DLC is obviously relevant there because the DLC wasn't out when the MK8 reviews came out. Same with Battle Mode.

>>376327116
You're right. I wasn't thinking jewish enough. Why patch the original game when I can just port it onto the new console, add a couple of characters, and watch the Nintendo fanbase suck it up like the good goyims they are cause Nintendo can do no wrong.

>>376327010
You do realize that the Switch comes with two joy-cons, right? You can do splitscreen anywhere. And christ anon, you do know that online play wasn't even a thing when the series started, right? Mario Kart doesn't need it, even if it's nice to have.

>>376327010
im sad they got rid of firehopping instead of just adding it to bikes

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>Nintendo cucks about to buy MK8 AGAIN and all the DLC AGAIN with more DLC

>>376327324
Lol

Nobody bought a wiiu

>>376327197
If you think a game deserves a 13 point difference just because it has more content then you're retarded.
You're literally not even reviewing the game based on mechanics at that point, just content.
"who cares about quality, when quantity is clearly the most important" -nintendo reviewer

>>376327324
Has the possibility ever passed through your mind that the majority of people buying it are completely new players?

No? Never? Ok.

>>376327427
If the content is worth it, sure

>>376327414
>>376327453
>they say this as their wii u sits in the background with dust collected on it, and their switch sitting next to them waiting for the next game to justify their $300 purchase with

>>376313934
>playing in the bathtub
What is wrong with him

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>>376314176
/v/ BTFO again. Everyone made fun of the commercial because fucking lonely retards said people never do this.

>>376327261
The problem anon is that you are a nintendo fan, and so I seriously doubt you have any irl friends to play mk with.
Even if you did, a gimmick you'll use 5 times in the lifespan of your switch is not a valid excuse for the countless hours you'll spend farming bots because you aren't going to ask random people on the bus to play with you, and that's the most use you'll ever get out of a portable gaming system.

>>376327526
Nope, last Nintendo I got was the 64

>>376327427
>A great game
>A great game with more content and technical polish, as well as being handheld
Which of these things is better?

>>376327414
>5 years of nintendipshits waiting for a wiiu game and praising the wiiu as the best console ever.
>"hurr nobody bought a wiiu"
Thankfully nobody bought a switch either, or so they'll say in 5 years.

>>376327612
Nice projection

>>376327612
It's the first Nintendo console I've owned since the Gamecube, and I feel for you if you've never played Mario Kart with a group of friends before.

>>376327526
But anon, I didn't had a Wii U and Mario Kart just came out. I was playing it with my brother a second ago, it is really fun.

>>376316808
it really is though

>>376327427
It's not just "more content", it's literally the half of the game that MK8 was missing, Battle Mode.

Do you know how to read? Go and read a bunch of reviews for MK8. It got docked points from just about every source for "a lackluster Battle Mode". Nintendo fixed that issue, so they got the points back.

Adding literally 50% of the tracks gives the game much higher replayability as well, that deserves points. Or are you trying to claim they could shit out a 12 course game and not deserve to have points docked, because "the amount of content doesn't deserve point weight".

>>376325759
>The switch will literally stop selling in maybe a month, from there on it will drop bellow Wii U numbers.
>E3 is right around the corner too

Ahhahahahahahahaha

Nintendo is about to announce 2 Metroid games according to leaks.

>>376327783
>or so they'll say in 5 years.
Somehow i doubt that............

>>376327709
Neither, they're both the same, nothing past "a great game" is a metric for judgement because then you're putting quantity over quality.
All you're really getting is diluted bullshit.

>>376326520
>Kappa
These levels of irony are so high that this post can only be legit.
You're supposed to be at school right now, Jimmy.

>>376314553
yes because a small handheld device has enough electrical output to kill you in a bathtub.


Why do retards talk

>>376327868
>These gymnastics

>>376327804
>and I feel for you if you've never played Mario Kart with a group of friends before.
I have cemu, I played mk8 4 man on it on easter.
That's how mario kart should be enjoyed to be honest, not on a 5 inch screen with two people huddled over 2 terrible uncomfortable controllers.

>>376327783
Nice bait, but the facts show the Switch will outsell the WiiU within a year of launch quite easily. It's still impossible to order a Switch online, any time they go up anywhere they're sold out within an hour or so even now. By time stock stabilizes the Switch will have almost as many units sold as the WiiU did overall.

>>376327969
>I STOLE IT!!!!!

wow

>>376327857
And no one will buy them because Metroid is a shit series.

>>376328038
I wish I could steal it again just to fuck with nintendo's sales. Perhaps I'll start printing out DVDs with cemu and mk8 on them just so people don't waste their money falling for the switch gimmick.

>>376325443
>real games
define a "real game" and then pretend that MK8D, Spla2oon, BotW, and Odyssey aren't better than your prefereed "real" games

>>376328138
Sure

>>376327916
>toasters can kill you but a switch cant

I'm gonna have to ask you to fuck off

>>376326675
>>376327880
Stay mad forever EleGiggle

>>376327857
To be fair Metroid doesn't mean shit. The last Metroid game was Federation Force, which couldn't even sell 50K units worldwide. Even if you autistically screech that "this one doesn't count!", you have to flat out admit that no metroid game has ever sold that well. They cap at under 3M sales. Compare that to Animal Crossing, where even the shitty "Happy Home Designer" spinoff sold 3M in under 9 months. That's right, a barebones Animal Crossing spinoff outsold every Metroid game's lifetime sales in under 9 months.

Nintendo will dominate at E3, but Metroid won't be the reason why.

>>376327969
>Mario Kart is worthless without online
>I emulated Mario Kart
Please, put the goalposts down.

>>376328139
I can download 10 shitty indie game clones of each and every one of those shitty games, and 7 out of each 10 of them will be better than the real thing.

>>376328047

If Metroid is such a shit series why did Microsoft rip it off to make Halo?

>>376327969
>Mario Kart should be enjoyed huddled around my PC, not on a nice big TV or literally anywhere you can fit a tablet

>>376328308
You moved the goalposts, I just adapted to the sport you made upt. Enjoy your shitty 2 man 5 inch races in 720 while I enjoy 4 man 4k races on a 60 inch plasma.

>>376328254
i know this is bait but toasters are plugged into walls

>>376328271
>They cap at under 3M sales.

Still better than every "OMG HOW AWESOME!!!" Sony exclusive.

>>376328329
wew lad. I knew you'd get mad at that but I didn't know that mad

t. 1080ti, Xbone, Switch, and PS3 owner

>>376328339
Didn't Halo come out before Metroid Prime?

If I have the choice between two consoles that can't actually do 1080p/60 frames for most games anyway, I'm gonna pick the more interesting one.

>>376328329
Na

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>>376326115
He doesn't though. He's literally just shitposting to avoid admitting he's wrong. Not even that other anon, but cmon. No one, outside of retards that still fall for Nintendo's shit, will be playing this thing longer than a few months. This will be the next Wii U.

>>376328818
>increasingly nervous man posting

>>376313687
>Ben Kuchera likes the Switch

Fuck, I guess I have to hate it now.

What has Polygon had to say about MK8D? Do they have any more stupid pie charts to share?

>>376328959
>He thinks I give enough of a shit about Nintendo.
Oh anon. Making fun of your delusion and your chinkpad is enough for me.

>>376329102
My delusion...?

>>376313687
Nin-toddlers love systems, not games. Who'd have thunk it?

>>376329212
Nintenbros everyone.

>>376329259
The switch has great games on it though?

Why haven't they released any since launch?

I just want to walk into a store and pick one up off of a shelf, not put my name on a list and wait 3-8 weeks

fucking cunts

>>376313687
nothing, I'm happy that nintenbros got a good console. If console sales mean anything to you you should probably consider where did thing go so wrong in your life

>>376329417
Where do you live? It wasn't easy getting one here but most stores had a few in stock for off-the-street sale.

>>376329417
Nintendo both has no games to sell for the time being and do not expect many units to sell cause of said no games, so they are not producing many mostly because of these two factors. Basically, Nintendo is fearful of the lack of sales it will get so feigning scarcity is the best tactic.