Hmm

>Won't play ranked
why would i pay money for a fucking casual

>>376296883
>australia
don't they have dogshit internet
who would pay $5 for that

Does she play DPS?

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>>376296984

im a girl and i'll suck your dick and play overwatch with you for free

its called capitalism though. beta enablers pay for this shit and well you're gonna get a market.

>>376297009
>>376296883
What site?

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are we %100 sure this is a girl tho?

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>>376296984

Define dogshit? This is mine. (Hour out of Sydney)

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$10 to play overwatch three hours with real life pharah?!? what a steal.

>>376297067
fiverr

>>376296883
>>376297009
>>376297075
Tell me I'm getting meme'd on. I refuse to accept this is real, and that they get paid real money to fucking play Overwatch with some faggot.

>>376297032
DAGESTAN

>>376297032
Oh really? Cool. Say I'm starved can you make me a sandwich?

Dont hate the people taking advantage of beta orbiters, if you could you would. People who say women dont have equal opportunities for work you only need point to shit like this, they have a market that men cannot even hope to break into and seek equal treatment in.

>>376296883
This isn't real is it? Please tell me this isn't real. I think I might actually kms.

>>376297115
> millibytes per second
wew mate

>>376297175
no i wouldn't if i could
this is probably the slowest way to make money
they would make at least 10x more just by streaming on twitch

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>>376297197
you know the answer senpai

>>376297115
>Closest server
>12ms
Time to off yourself.

>>376297232

What? I asked you what you considered bad internet to be yet you decide to be a faggot instead. Virgins.. jeez

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>im a gamer gurl xdd

What site is this . I never seen it before

>>376297129
Three hours and she's only making 10 bucks? Get a real job.

>>376297257
How the fuck does she imagine staying competitive with those ratings.
Is this an Australia thing again?

Can I just have a handjob. Would be faster and more profitable.

>>376297335
it's fiverr
https://www.fiverr.com/categories/lifestyle/gaming?source=gallery-listing

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shes offering you a chance you shitlords!!

>>376297335
fiverr

>>376297257
do you get to fuck or?

>>376297325
> duct taped headphones

>>376297075
>sjw glasses

This is the first warning sign of crazy.

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>mfw I realize that these things only exist because there are people out there willing to pay for it

>get sister to talk shit to some schmuck online
>I play the game
profit$$$$

People are pathetic

>>376296883
Probably not even on PC, the whore

>>376297408
>We can talk about anything you want.
Playing a dangerous game...

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want to impress your nerd friends? ill pretend to be your gf!!

>>376297368
As an Australian, apparently my local brothel is $90 for thirty minutes. So no idea

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>>376297257
>400 clams for a quickie
That's ridiculously overpriced for somebody who isn't a mid tier call girl.

>>376297075
>plz don't scold me
I would literally only pay if I could verbally abuse and berate a female teammate in OW

>>376297463
>boyfriend clearly in profile picture
>professional girl gamer

Do women even try at anything they do?

>>376296883
Sad!

>>376297483
How are you supposed to breathe in that helmet?

>>376296883
I can't tell whether this or twitch donating is more pathetic

>>376297532
will probably buy weed with your money and get fucked by her bf after

The sexual liberation, everyone !

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>>376297463
>hey anon whatever happened to your gf that played CSGO with us that one time?
>u-uh

>>376297175
>Dont hate the people taking advantage of beta orbiters
Preying on mentally disabled people is a despicable act.

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>>376297335
>doesn't know how to read a thread

Don't worry friend, I can help.

>>376297257
>>376297483
I don't get it. Is she a prostitute?

If so, why is taking her out to dinner and playing games so much more expensive than sex? And

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this is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

Know a female actual published model in magazines.

Question. What games would you want to play with a real model and not a cam girl or an "online model", who isn't a real model

And how much would you pay

I will feed back, and I want replies, working of games and amounts, I ll see if she will join on.

Real model folks

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shes a loser LoL xD such a nerd

>>376297568
you could just say you broke up

Someone bite the bullet and order a bunch of these cunts to play Overwatch with you at the same time and record it

>>376297397
>>376297408
Thanks anon I'll test it out and report back if it's any good.

>>376297560
This is basically true, even if Women had no discernable differences from men except in mind only, they'd still resort to being attention whores and selling themselves.

so this is what it means to be empowered

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>>376297568
>goes into debt

>>376297568

Let's both hire her for two different time slots and play the same matches.

>>376297626
>Deekotah

What in the fuck

>>376297568
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>376297626
I wonder what state she's in

>>376297620
Fuck off you wannabe pimp

Ive fucked three different prostitutes various times and I consider this sad.

>>376297620
For one, most models don't look that attractive without godly lighting, camera angles and makeup.

And two, even if she was the hottest woman on Earth why the fuck would anyone pay just to play online video games with her? At that point having a sexy voice would be more important than looking nice, but even so that's the dumbest investment ever.

>>376297589
You have to think and do stuff while playing games, just lie on your back and get fucked for a quick sexing.

>>376297620
None, sounds absolutely frustrating playing games with someone gaming illerate.
The only way it could even be remotely appealing was if it was a girlfriend or someone who you emotionally attached to and they were doing it because its something they know you enjoy and wanted to be part of it.

will any of them bully me for $5?

>>376296883
Shit like this is possible only because pathetic beta cuck enablers exist.

>>376297726
I'll bully you for free you little faggot

>Capitalizing Every Letter In The Beginning Of Each Word
I fucking hate people who do this.

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>>376297568
>say you broke up
>play more games
>hear her on the enemy team pretending to be a BF for another guy

>>376297435

Can you picture the countless virgins asking through voice-chat if these girls could be their gfs ?
These soulless succubus enjoy every second of attention they think they deserve.
Women would do anything for money and attention, even toying with the sexual frustration and the lack of affection of so many men.

>>376296937
Damn kek thx anon

I am taking a shit in the bathroom at work and I've already made more money/hour than these people

Honestly, I'd rather pay for a Aussie dude to play with instead of these cunts.
>having an on call shit poster show up in your games with 400 ping and start calling everyone cunts

>>376297702

Calm down will you? No need to cry. Either I got practical answer or hyper emotional like yours. I'm looking for calm answers tbqh.

Maybe it is a waste of time , as if I know?, asking doesn't hurt, except hurts you not me

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Why are white people do this cringy shit?

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>>376297763
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU /V/

>>376297483
She's hoping her desperate white knight stream hosers will bite.

>charges more for play time than a prostitute does for a handjob or straight up sex

Who the fuck do these women think they are?

think any of these chicks will play online chess against me for 3 hours and I can just berate them as I absolutely ravage their assholes at chess

>>376297178
>slovene
Cute, too bad she's doing this bullshit.

>>376297806
>tfw can't hire a good ol aussie bloke to shitpost at some cunts over the internet and after cook you some good tucker and throw a couple shrimps on the barbie.

>>376297838
You mean buy their services? Yeah, dunno. It's pretty sad.

As far as selling, though, it isn't cringey. It's easy as fuck money. Not exactly respectable, but they're selling an asset they have for literally no work. It's a good idea.

>>376297838
Same reason black people speak in their own niggerspeak language.

women have so much power

>order 4 of these whores to pretend to be my GFs in Overwatch
>sew how the last teammate reacts

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wtf i hate prostitution now

I have the urge to pay one of these girls money to let me stomp the shit out of them in quake for an hour

I like how this weird lonely shit is only just catching on in the west, Japan have had this sort of thing for years.

There's cafes you can go to where a schoolgirl will just sit and watch you eat instant noodles so you have company and another where a girl will just cuddle you for 10 mins without speaking.

Too awkward for me, I'd genuinely rather just be lonely than pay for that experience.

>>376297974
hahahaahahahahhaahaahahahahaha

>>376297464
Former regular brothel visitor here. Used to go every single fucking day. The average brothel charge for 30 minutes is between $80 and $120. There are cheaper places (one in Rydalmere, two in Fairield) but they are all kinda weird looking asians. They're basically dead inside though so you can do whatever you want with them. One of them I forced her legs behind her head. She didn't look comfortable but she didn't do anything to stop it. The best I've ever been to was surprisingly in Liverpool that had a shortstack deaf chick.

I am ashamed of my past.

>>376297634
What would that accomplish?

>>376297931
It's an asset to have a vagina? Damn. Can't wait to experience some of that male privilege everyone's so obsessed with these days.

>>376297857
throw in an extra five bucks and you can probably make it happen
these girls all work for pretty cheap

>>376297872

It's easy money for doing what you're already doing...

Sure, she'll get greedy and eventually start doing cam shows, but why are you complaining?

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>>376297974
>order 1 gf
>constantly spew the most autistic shit possible and make references to a bunch of memes and make the girl sit through all of it

Why would I pay someone to play a game with me when I have friends that'll play with me for free?

What's the appeal of this market?

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>tfw you'll never be a girl and literally get free money from beta nerds

Still not as bad as moneydom

>>376296883
>>376297009
>>376297075
>>376297129
>>376297178
>>376297257
>>376297271
>>376297325
>>376297408
>>376297463
>>376297626

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Everytime you think things cannot get sadder than it already is and then they invent some new special kind of faggotry

>>376297247
What OP's image is essentially doing is charging for slots in a game in a stream, you pay $5 to get into a round, whilst also using Twitch to stream said games, so its $5 per game ontop of any donations on Twitch while streaming the game. At least thats what I would be doing, otherwise youd be right in that charging that much wouldnt be very productive if you arent at least streaming alongside it.

>>376297749
Yeah I'm sure hes really threatened by the anon browsing a video game board.

>>376298037
>her looks already going downhill fast

KEK

>>376296883
>mic only
>no facecam

100% chance that's a guy with a "feminine" voice who found a picture of a random girl on facebook

>>376298059
It's not fair, why was I born a man.

>>376297257
i assume you also get to fuck?

>>376297838

White people can do this kind of stupid shit since they have individuality. They don't have to be scared if what they do could reflect badly on "their kind" or about going against the what's normal for "their kind". They have no real community to adhere to and therefore no risk of being scorned for going against it.
Yes, it results in a lot of stupid shit, but at least they're free to do it.

>>376298059
>actually being envious for someone who has to play three (3) hours of league of legends for a mere ten (10) dollars

I would rather just work for an extra hour. I'd make much more than ten bucks in that time, too.

90% are guys with voice changers

>>376298116
Are you actually retarded?

>>376298037

Thsoe tits exposed yet?

Can't be fucked to Google

>>376298141
nah this is low tier shit
a lot of chicks make real bank with findom, which again is virtually impossible if you're a male

>>376298158
Niggers getting triggers

>>376297032

hjwat's your telephone number?

>>376298116
I'm white, but you are fucking retarded.

>>376298115
You'd assume wrong. Probably. But the overnight is most likely any video, board or card games of your choice. Lucky you eh? Proper bargin.

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>>376298106
Those photos are all years old, senpai.

She's lost weight in the past couple of years and I'm not entirely sure how to feel

>>376298163
Nope. Closest you'll get is the Milky Meme girl.

Find me an "I will play Black Ops 3 with you" pls???

>>376298116
Im black and can agree with this, niggers are a hive mind of "AYO WE BLACK WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER"

Worse than anything white people do, they just expect you to be "one of us dawg" because my skin is brown.

>>376297931
It'd be more respectable to be an actual prostitute then to be a professional beta vidya buddy

>>376298202
The catch is that they actually have to be good at being whores to make the big bucks.
Which is the same if you're a dude, only you're actually developing skills that are useful and you won't go bad the moment you hit 30. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to envy women, but the ability to be the internet equivalent of a stripper is not one of these.

>>376298202

Findom is the biggest sham fetish ever.

>>376298234
why would they sleep over but no sex

>>376297589
>If so, why is taking her out to dinner and playing games so much more expensive than sex?
My best guess is that the people who would pay a prostitute to go on a date with them are probably so desperate that she figures she can milk them for that much.

How good are voice changers these days? I want in on this shit.

>>376298037

How can you not become a pig and a misogynist when you see stuff like this ?
If you have a brain, and you're out of the feminist agenda and ideology... when you see through the reality of women, their behaviour, their lack of morals, of standards, of anything close to beauty and aesthetics.
These shallow creatures can only be used for men to release stress once in a while. But that's about it.
And I'm not even a MGTOW or anything because these guys are losers. I despise them as a community even though they make some good points.
If we can't control women back, we lose.

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>>376297634
I'd chip in to cover some of the cost, someone make a Gofundme

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>>376297257
>1200 FOR 2 FUCKING HOURS

pic related is Zahia Dehar

1200 dollars with this, infinitely more attractive chick gets you an entire fucking night, why would i pay that same kinda money to this Butter McFuckly for 2 hours?

This is like that joke about paying a prostitute, then when she gets to your home and sits on your couch you hand her a controller and play vidya

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Has anyone here fucked a prostitute?

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>>376298037

KANSAS CITY
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>>376298353
wouldnt you feel terrible when the autist tries to hit on you?

>>376298353
Fine if you have good microphone program with a bunch of settings, probably costs money.

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>>376298354

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>>376298394
>she lives in my city

>>376298319
The same reason she wouldn't fuck after a dinner date. People will give her money anyway.

>>376298392
i did once after i broke up with my gf and still had the need for a hole

>>376298158
>>376298231

Perhaps you haven't experienced it yourself.
No white person would be angry at another white person and go "did you think about how this would reflect on us?". That's never an issue.
White people aren't responsible for each other in that way. There's nobody to ask them to stop. So if a white person does something incredibly dumb everyone, including other white people, just shrugs.

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I use the site and sell my services and I get money from girls all the time. It helps me out because when I'm just playing vidya all I have to do is roll along with whatever she says and I get paid doing it.

I recommend you guys try it out if you're decent looking. Free money for playing vidya is pretty nice.

>>376298392

I wouldn't even know how.

>>376298037
You know she's fucking around, right?
I mean yeah making money looking like an idiot, but she's actually playing a character.

>>376296883
I don't want to play Overwatch
I want to play Battleborn, I would pay 50 fat guys just so I can find a match!

I had a bad experience with a prostitute where she was really cute, paid her to suck my dick and started regularly paying her because she was pretty good, but then after a while she started to get a crush on me and told me that "I wasn't like the other guys"

Fucked her ass for free and never spoke to her again.

>>376298375
You also get to play Mario Kart with her

>>376298392

My exgf

>>376297032
K Y O T O
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>>376298392
Yeah, pretty mediocre if you ask me. Contrary to when you have sex with someone you love, wich is amazing and you cum buckets

>>376298554
type escorts in google lol

>>376298558
Oh shit Randy, didn't see you there.

>>376298573
if im paying a prostitute to do whatever for an entire fucking night to begin with i highly doubt she'd be opposed to some mario kart anyway

>>376297032
LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH

>>376298276
No argument there. It's pretty low. Still easy cash.

>>376298038
Yes, actually. More about having a womb than a vagina to be honest, but yes, women being intrinsically more valuable is built into human psyche. Reproduction etc

>>376296937
>Overwatch
>not casual

get that fuck outta here

>>376298461
>No white person would be angry at another white person and go "did you think about how this would reflect on us?". That's never an issue.
Again: are you actually retarded?

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>personal thank you message

this is some kinda underage nudes for cash thing right

>>376297247
>work 5 days a week
>It's my day off
>Play video games with some beta loser who is paying for my gas money

This is pretty efficient.

>>376298693
t. silvershitter

>>376298648
I've always wanted to pay one to clean my oven, make me a sandwich.

>>376298030
wish there were brothels in america

>>376298638
I could totally see randy using a service like this just to fill some battleborn servers

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>>376298475
>you'll never be in a Kaceytron and Fake Kaceytron sandwich

>>376297257
>$400 for a quickie
>Can find decent pros in a new city for $180 for the works
>This bitch isn't even good.

D E L E T E T H I S

>>376298607

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThLUGJ9-3nU&t=1m45s

>>376297032
>girl
With a small dick? Or like an actual girl?
Both are acceptable.

>>376298721
it's an entire fuckin night and 1200 smackeroos, i doubt she'd be opposed to some light labor either

>>376298697

I would love to fuck a girl that tlooks like this. Pale as fuck, colored hair, tattooed. All I imagine is laying her down on my kitchen table and using her as a sex doll, doing anything and telling her not to make a sound.

I honestly just wanna ram a beer bottle into her

>>376298613
prostitutes can have skills regular girls cant have

if you want to go ass to mouth on some girl who won't even hesitate? prostitute
you want a girl to choke you and ride your dick so hard you think it might break? prostitute
you want to get beat up and pegged? prostitute

>>376298630
thats not what I meant

>>376298730
To be honest though there's probably a bunch of employees at gearbox that exist just to play Battleborn all day.

>>376298697
how much is that in real money?

>>376298797
>that
>girl

>>376298797
Literally every girl looks like that now. They're also easy. Have fun.

Not the first thing to come in mind while thinking digital prostitution.
Quite clever actually.

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>cute and good at video games
Im in love bros, i think im going to pay for it.

>>376298868

They're also all over Jamal. Fuxk that.

My gf is generic as shit , with the tanning, no tattoos, spinning classes to boot. I want a damaged girl to treat like shit, but not one that's been sucked by Tyrone.

>>376298807
tfw no bf to make me taste my shit on his dick

>>376298392
prostitutes are not good at handling crying men

>>376296883
>Women out number men
>They still think their time is more valuable

Nigger you should be paying me. Your the one that is fucked if the rest of your kind gets a mate not me.

Prostitution is a profession that has more honor and dignity than whoring yourself out on the internet for cheap microtransaction garbage like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVKuSn8OSXI

How have you not killed yourself by the point you start considering buying shit like this?

>>376298807
I laughed with the last one

>>376298697
Bitch ain't even making minimum wage with those prices.

>Tfw I look like tomoko

How many of you faggots would pay to play with someone like that?

>>376298927
you need them to be damaged first though, and a regular white or asian dick ain't gonna do that.

>>376298929
I didn't cry, when I get nervous I just try to be funny. So it was more like a sad clown routine.

>>376298973
She makes more playing Overwatch than you do.

I don't even get how the prices are so low? is this on fiver or whatever because most of these chicks wouldn't even be making australian minimum wage; you'd be literally better off getting a job.

>>376298989
Post yourself you fucking idiot

>>376298989

yeah and i look like goku

post a pic if you really believe that, otherwise kys tranny

>>376299009
This. This kind of shit is obviously not the main source of income since that's probably their boyfriend. The fact is, this is something they're doing on their free time, just that they're getting paid instead. Why not?

>>376299035
australian minimum wage is huge

if you live in shitsville india $5 USD or AUD is the mega bucks

>>376297761
Me Too It Looks Annoying

>>376298994
i did and i was thrown out the building after they nearly robbed me

Why is prostitution illegal in the states? Are they still that far stuck up their own conservative Christian asses? Whore houses are literally staples of human history. It would probably stop a whole lot of rape crime if a guy with some spare cash can fuck a bitch.

>>376298923
Hmm, I'm top 500. I wonder how much I could make if I got a voice changer.

>>376298392
>paying for sex
I would rather die a virgin tbqh famalam

>>376298658
I DON'T SPEAK WELSH

>>376298989
Nothing, because the fact that you're considering it at all is insanely disgusting. Fuck off you filthy ape.

>>376298936

What am I watching here?

What's a loot box?

>>376299035
This is almost definitely something they do on top of a job, or are still being supported by their parents or whatever

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>>376298989
>tfw look like pic related

>>376299105
That looks like that Sega screech boy.

>>376299105
T U L S A

>>376297358
$3.33/hr isn't bad when your job is playing video games

>>376299105
i wont fall for your tricks skeleton

>>376296883
The invested time/ earnings projects a loss
>inb4 Buckley
They can work at some useless shit and earn a lot more yet this cunts preffer to get attention and suck up betas mommy credit card

>>376299105
Yes, if you have a charming personality. Good luck and sorry for being rude.
Fucking weeb, i hope you dont ACTUALLY dress like that and tell people you look like "Tomoko"

>>376299105
nothing like tomoko

>>376299105
Just post your penis and get it over with

>>376298392
Yes.
I dated a woman I later found out had been an escort and was featured in Hustler magazine. I had moved her into my home when I discovered she'd been seeking other men online, and I kicked her out of my house. I asked her how many men she'd fucked, she told me she had no idea. For being a literal whore, she was a lousy lay.

>>376299105
>traps
am i gay or something?

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>>376299105

>>376299106
Well I wouldnt, and I never ended up scoring anyone as hot as them anyway.

>>376297032
KINSHASA

>>376299173
It is if you actually have bills to pay and no other jobs.

>>376299105
>deleted

Wtf post it again

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Can anyone do this? My sis is bored all the fucking time and she's got big tits, I was wondering if she could chat while I played the game.

>>376298927
>i want a damaged girl, but not one damaged by a black guy
Insanity

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im big,manly,hairy,fit and frag hard
can i do what these girls are doing but for chicks or gay guys?

>>376299260
post your sister's tits NOW

>>376298461
Some do, but if it does happen it's more to do with their nation of origin then race.

>>376296883
>plays like shit
>chargeback

>>376299260
well post a pic then, we'll tell you if she can or not

>>376299257
it wasn't even them, it had a 4chan filename

I mean if you just want company there's probably thousands of damaged little girls that are on anime websites.
You just need to learn to tolerate them talking about shit like yaoi or their favorite pairings and everything they want you to do with them being sparkles and bubbles shit.

It's not bad, but it gets a bit grating after a while, and then they start being needy and you definitely don't want that.

>>376298375
people actually gave Ribery shit for fucking her

>>376299374
YES

>>376299354
thats the ribery chick? wow

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>>376297032
BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA

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convince me not to order the premium service /v/

>>376299354
ribery is a muslim
he wouldn't go out to the public and say he fucked a prostitute

>>376299374
Are you the autist playing with the giant tennis ball on a string?

I came up with this idea in 09. I would play games and my friend's sister would talk. Most of the clients wanted Skype or xbl sex and we didn't get many customers.

How far have we fallen for this shit to work now.

>>376299461
yes

>>376299440
worth it

>>376299440
She doesnt look very attractive

>>376298392
Yes once, Condom went off and will never do it again

>>376299447
he's also married
doesn't changed the fact that he fucked her
and i would too

the only problem was that she was 17 at the time but told him she's an adult

>no black qts

This world is unfair.

>>376299440
Sodomize that Christian girl

>>376299440
She's a christian

>>376299440
Is there one who will berate me the whole time?

>Main hobbies are video games and anime
>I could literally make an effort free living as a streamer if I was born with tits
Sometimes it hurts knowing this. No one cares about a GAMUR BOI unless you're super charismatic, funny, and good at the game

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>$40

>I'll come over and sit on your face and let you fuck my thighs!

WTF?!

>>376299508
tfw no black friend to play overwatch
>sheeeeeeeeeit look at dat woman go zip zap

>>376299568
This, I need a cute girl with a soft voice who will call me an idiot the whole time

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>>376299579
>>sheeeeeeeeeit look at dat woman go zip zap


That's not how black people talk you fucking idiot

>>376298020
japs are dead inside for much longer.

>>376299579
>>376299621
This.
You forgot the "Mah nigga"

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Capitalism was a mistake

>>376299576
>sit on your face
Nice to see the Swiss getting creative with euthanasia

>>376298020
>another where a girl will just cuddle you for 10 mins without speaking.
I need this in my life

>>376299579
pay me and ill play with you :^)

>>376299246
USHIGOROSHI

>>376299721
Your the real Jew, you commie shill

>>376299743
The only one I'd rather play vidya with.
What's the catch?

>>376299621
too young to know who Bill Cosby is

zim zam flippity flam, you're not old enough to post this spam!

>>376299743
what's the fjcking appeal
it's just a dude who looks like he's SHIT at ow

>>376299819
you have to suck his BBC

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>>376299770
but will he activate my almonds?

>>376299770
really activates the pineal gland

>>376296883
>>376297009
>>376297075
>>376297129
>>376297178
>>376297271
>>376297325
>>376297408

Do people actually pay for this?

>>376299819
why do you neo /v/edditors love niggers so much? i'm willing to bet you'd let a nigger fuck your gf you love them so much

>>376296937
She just doesn't want you to tank her ranking anon

>>376299837
>I can tell how good people are at games by looking at a photo of their face
Holy shit dude that's incredible!

>buy gf
>she actually enjoys my company
>wants to play regularly like friends

Wtf I didn't pay for these feelings

>>376299862
some of them have ratings, so yes people do pay.

>>376299862
Hard to tell. If they have reviews then at least somebody has paid for it.

>>376299901
>what are shills

>>376299843
So, what's the catch?

>>376299865
What. You prefer to play videogames with girls?
Fucking go back to Tumblr SJW fag.
Stop wasting precious 4chan megabytes

>>376297325
>this is a 10/10 in the UK
Why are British girls so fugly?

>>376299862
why not?

people already pay to boost, these packages may or may not include that but also with someone you would prefer to spend time with

>>376299919
Where does it says she's a 10/10 pham?

>>376298375
>>376297257
>>376298771
A lot of girls are fucking delusional on how much their body is worth. Had a female friend in high school think that she could make $2000 a lay when she was a short chubby girl with a cute face.

There's for sure some type of marketing that is just boosting female egos like crazy.

>>376299904

Its just hard to think of someone playing Overwatch or Leagu of legends and suddenly wanting to hit up craigslist to play with a girl for money.

I probably think too highly of other human beings.

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>>376299870
thanks man i apreciate it

>>376299919
cmon man why you gotta be baiting like this?

Emma Watson is like, a real person right? she exists?

yes?

oh, okay, glad we got that settled

>>376299908
I don't think they would let you rank without buying

>>376299954

So its like paying someone to be your friend?

Sounds depressing

>>376300006
Yeah she's aight if you don't mind commie feminist bullshit and doublethink constantly.

>>376299969

yeah, apparently so, holy hell man

>>376299987
>I probably think too highly of other human beings.
Desperation is a hell of a thing.

>>376298554
benis in vagoo

>>376299440
>Christiangirl
I bet she's one of these christians who do anal so they can "stay virgin for marriage"

Not that I ever complained, I like anal better than vaginal.

>>376297115
>Bandwidth and latency are the same
>12 ms ping to nearest server much lest the rest of the world
I love many things about visiting Australia, internet speeds/latency and the ridiculous price for data while I'm there for a month is enough to deter me from ever living there.

>>376296883
>>376297009
>>376297075
>>376297129

Easy mode is easy, must be fun to get paid just for existing.

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>>376299770

>>376300039
well i dont like that at all about her, the point is that she's attractive

>>376300141
Men can be escorts too.

>>376300038
it is but i mean im just saying, go on /r9k/ for like 10 minutes and you'll find out very quickly that a market for this does in fact exist

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What a fucking cutie.

Should I do it bros?

>>376300150
not when she looks like a boy pham.

>>376299743
>I will black your gamechat

>>376300202
That's not her.

>>376300006

She's a boyface. Not bad looking though, for a boy.

Far prettier english women out there.

>>376300174
much harder for them


and men make literally half of what women do in the sex industry, it is the only actually exisitng wage gap in america, and women still push their "muh 74 cents to a man's dollar" shit

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What do you think the guys who pay for this try to talk about? Are they hoping that they'll become friends? Do they try and flirt? I can't comprehend the mindset needed to actually pay for this.

is there a girl that i can pay who will then pay for the services of another girl and record it?

>>376300202
She looks like that gay youtuber chick who I'm only vaguely familiar with.

>>376300276
>>376300203
Someone post the Dawkins thing

>>376300239
>her

>>376300000

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>>376300198

>go on /r9k/

no

>>376300203
okay,i see where your getting at

let's assume she isn't doing the pixie cut shit

then she's attractive

>>376300295
if you paid for 2 girls to play with you, would they be jealous of each other?

>>376300239
thats a guy you idiot

>>376300329
well suit yourself, but if you're so curious about this stuff i promise you it would be an enlightening trip

>>376298732
>it's the anniversary of the literal hero elliot rodger's massacre

>>376300371
>>376300314
Would still fill in his poop cavity.

>>376300368
No. They'd probably talk with each other and ignore you.

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>>376300203
>>376300276
>tfw no short hair gf
feelsprettybadman

>>376300202
>selling prayer

That doesn't seem very Christian.

>>376300504

So donation boxes at churches are ethical?

>>376300469
that's hot

>>376300368
they would either one up each other in hopes of getting future sales or just try and comprehend the stupid situation they have been involved in.

I want to see the reaction of these girls if a flirty girl paid for these services

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>>376300469

>>376297838
I'm getting Asian vibes from this.

>>376300280
*tips fedora*
You can deny reality all you want, doesn't mean it will change just for you.

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Obviously society is going to collapse soon.

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>>376300203
>>376300276
homos are supposed to be asleep at this hour

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I've done these things before, and I say.So what? So what if I pay women to keep me company, I have no friends, I'm an overweight slob that no attractive girl would even like. I have nothing going for me except that I was once a Quake tournament champion in the years between 2000-2003. Why do you all have to get angry over this, it's my money, I want to be happy and if this brings me happiness to my sad life, why the fuck do you have a problem with it? What are you doing with your life that makes you think you're entitled to tell someone how to spend their money and live their life?

>>376300538
It's called a donation for a reason, anon. Priests don't charge you for a church service or faith counseling.

>>376297806
>>376297912
How much are you willing to pay?

>>376300280
>men make literally half of what women do in the sex industry

Nothing wrong with this. Women can have sex for hours unlike men so they get paid more.

>>376300605
That's cool anon but how do you tolerate the skill gap between a Quake tourney champion and some casual grill gamer who only plays when men pay her?

>>376300605
It means you're a loser. People don't like those.

>>376300283
I imagine they're just so starved for affection that instinct wins over reason. And instinct tells them that any girl who shows them the least bit of affection is worth a try. The part of the brain that stops and think "wait a minute, she probably acts like this with everyone" gets ignored because the animal brain thinks it's gonna score. And these girls know exactly how to play into this, how to flirt just enough to lead on, but without promising any commitment. It's the same technique they used to manipulate nerds in high school.

>>376300605
Mob mentality. """"""society""""'" say it's pathetic to buy whores etc. Not being an active part of a society excludes you from all that bullshit, so keep up the good work.

>>376297032
a girl(female)?

>>376300605
It's really pathetic. What the fuck went wrong with your life that you have to pay someone just for company?

Free market at work. Get the fuck over it liberals.

>>376297075
cutest ITT

>>376300608

Eh, maybe I should exclude myself from these types of conversations.

My mother donated and still does half her paycheck every two weeks to her church.

She also donated my car I was supposed to get when I turned 16

So you can see why the subject gets me a bit salty.

>>376297115
>12 ms
you absolute retard

>>376300538
Not him but churches don't sell their services. You're never truly obligated to give, no matter how they guilt trip you. Giving your money is your decision.
She's selling prayer, which is both unethical and amoral, especially from a Christian viewpoint. Its like selling oxygen. Oxygen is free and easily obtainable by its own nature. You need not be an expert to procure good oxygen.
Also
>le tip to you good sir

>>376300738
Understandable, but that just means you're mom's retarded, not that donations are unethical.

>>376297434
The first warning of crazy is that she is on that site renting herself for gaming sessions.

God how low can we keep falling as species.This is just pathetic how there is people that actually pay for this shit.

>>376300757
why don't i own the oxygen on my property

>>376300757
>You need not be an expert to procure good oxygen
You do in China

>>376300707
There's a difference between buying a prostitue and paying a girl to fucking play video games with you.

The sad part is that there are people out there that are so lonely that they actually consider this, even in this thread probably.

>>376300605
I'm impressed you have the confidence to do even that.
>TFW you're not a total piece of shit but you have so little confidence even the thought is uncomfortable
Perhaps your brand of autism is more potent than mine?

>>376300605
>Just play games and talk in voice chat
>Add people from /v/ or other sites who are looking for friends to play games with
>Play games with people for free
People think it's pathetic to pay someone to spend time with you because online it's so fucking easy to find someone to do it for free.

>>376300936
>>Add people from /v/ or other sites who are looking for friends to play games with

there are no good looking girls here that will compliment you

>>376299743
I'd play with him desu.
Wouldn't pay but he seems more genuine than any of the sluts posted so far.