Long Live the Anal Queen
Please don't talk about my wife like that.
>>376289240
That's not Iori
Cherami Leigh is bae.
Alright, you have my attention.
Is this an actual porn game and is it worth playing or are you just trying to get a rise out of waifufags for some garbage game that doesn't even have any anal scenes?
>>376289467
The latter. She's from Persona.
>>376289240
is she taking it from behind with her hands held back?
>>376289354
She's my wife too. Hell, that's the main reason she's my wife
>>376289467
It's not a porn game, it's got great waifus you can date/sleep with but the sex is all fade to black stuff.
It's probably the best modern JRPG in terms of mechanics alone and easily the most stylistic.
People joke about her being the anal Queen because her code name is Queen and she makes a comment later in the game about sneaking you into the back door.
>>376289240
That's not Akechi.
>>376289240
anal jokes aside she seriously is the kind of girl I like dating.
>cute as hell
>smart
>awkward but in a cute way
>ass for days
>loves action movies
she's too perfect
>>376289453
Praying for motorcycle jacket college Makoto if they do an spinoff/Arena that takes place after the game.
>>376289619
>best modern JRPG in terms of mechanics alone
Which doesn't mean much as modern JRPGs are incredibly shallow and lacking in ambition.
How does it compare to all the old titles who made JRPGs famous to begin with? Does it do anything new for someone who played the great JRPGs of the past?
>>376289729
Same, she appeals to me in many ways. I also like that her metaverse side is so cool compared to her studious irl self.
>>376289591
Yup, from Jamal-kun
>>376289802
Old JRPGs are just as shallow as modern ones, if not more so. Persona is a very unique series, so if you haven't played previous games in the series I'm sure P5 would blow your mind.
>>376289240
It seems highly unlikely that an ordinary high school student in our conservative Japanese society would understand that term. There must have been somebody teaching you about inappropriate sexual positions and acts, probably an older female. You must have gotten intimate enough with them for her to know your identity as a Phantom thief, and it's likely that she collaborated with your organization in some way.
You will explain everything, and don't you dare mention my sister. I know her too well, and there is simply no way she thinks about such indecent, disgusting things.
>>376290042
This better not be a fucking ruse, Waifufag, or I'll find your waifu and shit into her cunt.Ordering it as we speak.
>>376290203
I released the beast once I stuck it up her ass, Sae :^)
I'm nuclear
>>376289952
it reflects so well for her. Like on the normal life side she's the stuck up student president everyone disregard. When she turns into her metaverse self its more reflective of the actual rebellious side of her she keeps staved away. Even more so when you date her she feels more like she can be who she wants without any pre conceived notions coming from you.
>>376289802
It's probably the best jrpg this console generation, of course considering the competition it has that may not mean that much.
I think it's easily worth full price.
>>376290318
>>376289729
>>376289952
I don't think a vidya character has had this much of an effect on me since Kat
>>376289240
so its just meme bullshit then,
right?
You're just going to keep posting shit.
Who cares anymore? No one cared in the first place it was one cutscene and she didnt mean the innuendo you're forcing. but fuck it no one cares anymore apparently, yeah just meme it up all to hell and back i havent even played the fucking game yet but I am already mad. thanks a bunch
>>376290318
>>376290605
>>376290884
NIGGER PURGER
>>376289757
Would certainly be nice.
"Uhmmm... oh! it's just a game I've been playing myself t-that I thought you might enjoy too!"
>>376289240
Big booty asians are made for latino men.
>>376290605
>one cutscene
Yeah it's clear you haven't played it actually.
>>376289614
Well, Makoto is the last person who'd become a polygamist, so one of you has to be lying.
>Best girl.
>Brunette.
>Red eyes.
>Fights with fists and kicks.
>Team mom.
Hmm.
>>376291365
But Yuffie was best girl.
>>376291194
>tfw going to give Yakuza 0 a shot purely because of Makoto
What am I in for?
she was in my dream last night, /v/and she turned me down
in my own dream
i've hit rock bottom
>>376291471
Mishima pls
>>376291469
https://youtu.be/43RNsxB4jy8?t=3m56s
Here's an idea
>>376291471
>Your own subconscious is set upon denying you happiness
Wow. That's some high-tier self-hatred anon.
>>376291469
A lot of fun
>>376290871
Flabby pancake ass.
Zero curves even in skintight suits.
>>376291469
A game that's arguably better than Persona 5.
>>376291225
Thumbs up ,my nigga
That's incorrect, Hifumi is the anal queen.
>>376290871
>Haru's ass
>>376292024
Nah, her fetish is roleplaying.
>>376292024
retarded shitter i'll have your head
makoto loves anal, alright
>find Chihaya pretty cute
>something about the clothes and hair
>not so much her voice, it sounds a bit generically animu
>wonder what else she's in
>the japanese VA died and this is possibly her last role
this hit anyone else hard?
>>376292340
Yes but you're too slow for this
>>376292024
Honestly Ohya is the girl who seems like she would do anal moreso than anyone else, Makoto and Akechi included
>>376292272
Well that explains it. /v/ loves futas.
>mfw I don't own a playstation to keep looking at Makoto's hips and romance her
>>376292765
Makoto is a fat slut. Worship Hifumi instead.
>>376292864
>fat
>>376292864
>NEVER EVER PLAYABLE
>>376292964
fat BUTT
>>376292864
Hifumifags forever salty her spot on the team got cucked hard by Makoto
This shit is more hilarious than the Shihofags from a couple weeks ago
She'll never be playable, not now, not in Crimson, and not ever
>>376293147
I don't think hifumifags actually exist, she's like bottom three girls in anything atlus has ever made
>>376293147
Makoto did not replace Haru though. It most likely seems like Haru was actually the one that replaced her.
>>376293063
NANI!?
>>376293275
You're making Hifumi-chan angry. Apologize right now.
>>376293063
>>376293372
That just makes it better
>>376291471
You're probably better off that way, anon.
I dated her in my dream 4 nights ago and I've been desperately trying to relive it to no avail.
At this point I may as well just an hero since I'll never be that happy irl.
>>376293372
>replace
They literally said she was cut because the story was already too long, I don't know where this meme of "replacement" keeps coming from.
>>376291680
i'm somewhat genuinely concerned that my self esteem might be much worse than i think it is
i've never had much success with women so to think my own cognition of myself might be total failure in that department is frightening
it was own damn dream god dammit and i couldn't have her
For an anal queen she sure has a disappointingly small amount of anal doujins. That is does she even have a single one?
>>376294391
Imagine being this /r9k/. We're gonna make (You) great again. We're gonna steal your heart.
>>376294391
Anon, I'll be real with you. Not trying to be a dick. You seem like you might want to seek a bit of professional help.
>>376290203
>Implying Sae doesn't unconsciously want the same treatment
>>376290605
Honestly what is it about weebs and being triggered by anal? It's not even a big fucking deal holy shit.
>>376294970
>Shadow dresses like a slut
>Considers herself a successful high-roller in a rigged club
>Tattoos indicate she considers this behavior criminal but indulges in it anyway
You just know somewhere in there is a part of her who wants someone to punish her [sexually] for her behavior.
>>376289240
Canon waifu, anal queen.
Why do Makotofags comes up with the most nonsense memes
>>376295332
To try and give their basic bitch something for people to latch onto.
Haru > Makoto
>>376295332
>canon waifu
People like a sense of locked-in superiority over others.
>anal queen
She has a nice ass.
>>376295332
not my fault Makoto wants to be anally fisted
>>376289802
Aren't all video games shallow and lacking in gameplay?
>>376295436
YOU NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIINNNG
>>376290214
Just be aware that half of the game is excellent 10/10 dungeon crawling and the other half is high school sim, which is pretty hit or miss. Some people love that aspect, some despise it.
Post worst girl
>>376295768
>saving images of Ohya to your hard drive
Why would you do that to yourself?
>>376289240
Is the reason she's an anal queenbecause she'll do me with a strap on?
If so, you have my attention.
>>376295768
>>376295832
If worst wasn't worst.
>>376292586
Nah Ohya would be into sleep/passed out sex
>>376289240
How much longer do I have of this game? Just beat Shido, so I'm expecting to face the god that gave me powers or some shit now, or is it like P4 where I have to do certain things on my last day to get the last boss?
>>376296397
Nah, it's much easier.
>God reveals itself
>Choice is offered
>Become God's Agent of Evil
>Flip God Off
>>376296397
Nah, the True Ending is pretty much guaranteed this time, all you have to do is agree to fight.
You've got one more smallish dungeon (that gives boatloads of Exp), a gimmick boss fight, a few minibosses left and then you're done. Probably about 2-3hrs depending how quick you can go through it all.
>>376291225
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>376291471
>tfw dreamed i was on a date with haru and it was the happiest dream i've ever had
>>376295436
DELETE THIS FOUL IMAGE
>>376291471
I dreamed I was in a room full of 12-year-old boys andthey were all posting on /v/ what the fuck
>>376297326
that's not a dream
>>376297326
HE'S FIGURED IT OUT! Everybody scatter!
>>376297326
Not a dream.
>>376291365
I noticed this too