Does divorce exist in the Zelda universe?

>>376270078

the divorce has been in most Zelda games

>>376270078
No. Divorce is a jewish leftist idea.

>>376270193
but gerudo is jew

>>376270078
>not dressing up for your bro Hudson's wedding

Whoever took that picture is a charlatan and a monster and they are not my nigger.

>>376270078
Yes

They're not allowed to change their children's names from ____son though

>>376270078
Is same-sex marriage legal in Hyrule?

>>376270078
Didn't the arrow shop girl divorce her husband because he chose cuccos over her?

That guy sending love letters to the little Zora tadpole was really creepy. They even gave him that creeper pedo look

>>376270313
No jews are like impa.


Occult logos.

>>376270313
I thought Gerudos were Arabs.

What are the tax rates like for hylians? Does Zelda impose taxes?

>>376270775
I think the game used the term "kicked him out" but yeah they were basically separated over the issue.

>>376270775
She got cucced?

>>376271054
They look more like the Africans that put red clay in their hair to me.

>>376270193
But it's not. Ronald Reagan created the no fault divorce.

>>376271067
Women don't have to pay taxes, and males are taxed based on their dick size. 8 inches or above = 5% tax
7 inches = 15%
6 inches = 30%
5 inches = 50%
4 inches and below = 90%

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>>376271502
>tfw government-sponsored penis inspection day
>ate a chilly fruit parfait for breakfast so have major shrinkage

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>>376270665
Only in the Rito tribe. They also allow polygamy which is why I'll marry Kass!

>>376270193
Didn't Henry VIII invent divorce?

>>376271734
How long does Rito live?

>>376271216
>>376271054
>>376270313
ἈΑμαζόνες

>>376271892
Jews had it as a tradition. Christ essentially forbade it, and the Church continued the tradition. Protestantism reintroduced it to the west.

>>376270078
I love the geometric style of the houses that Bolson company makes. But seriously, a 6 house town on a cliff wouldn't work.

>>376271927
Well none of them, not even the elder, remember Link, so we can only assume sub-100 years. Probably closer to human lifespans, maybe a bit lower, say 60-70 years life expectancy, but since they're a warrior/hunter race that live in treacherous mountains, not a lot of them live long enough to die of old age, which is why the elder is the only actually old Rito in the village. That said, Kass fulfilled his master's wishes so I think he'll retire to a cozy family life. No doubt Link and Zelda will see to his family's expenses as compassionate for helping Link complete shrines to face off the Calamity.

>>376271657
going from 3 inches to 2 inches still makes you a dicklet

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>>376272301

>>376270939
Yeah, what the hell was that about? You'd think they'd try to censor it or something

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>>376271657

>>376272456
Nintendo knew what it was doing, they even went did the 100-year-old loli thing with what's-her-face at the laboratory.

>>376272575
Yeah, but that's different.That was a grown woman aged backwards, and she wasn't involved in anything romantic.

>>376270078
Yes
In the bird town there is a woman who asks you to bring her a baked apple or she will tell her husband that she wants a divorce

>>376272670
well the fish was technically 30 or whatever

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>>376270078
>this image
Wait a minute...

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Why would Nintendo put a flamboyantly gay man in their game?

>>376272980
My real question is why SJW tumlbrinas haven't gotten offended by him yet. I'm genuinely surprised. Is it because they don't play games?

>>376272980
>comedic relief
Did you forget about Tingle?

>>376273108
he's hidden past the first 30 minutes in the game and he isn't a central character in the plot so they don't know he exists

>>376273153
Speaking of Tingle, I wonder if his suit has any set bonuses? Personally I'm hoping its something that makes gliding better, like you go faster or use less stamina or something. It kinda makes sense, since they guy is always in the sky with his balloon

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>>376272980
You tell me

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>>376273324
So we all agree that the three chests holding pieces of his set are going to be on the islands named after him and his brothers, and the Korok mask is going to be on Makar Island, right?

>>376272261
Do you think Kass is upset that he can be (and often is) replaced by a stone tablet?

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>>376272980
because they like gays

>>376273108
but he's not insulted or anything why would they care

>>376273492
I wouldn't be surprised if his master learned the songs from similar tablets, and then smashed them to inflate his own importance as "the last guy that can pass the ancient songs"

>That one NPC who thinks you're trying to commit suicide if you try to jump off a bridge he patrols, then proceeds to "talk" you out of doing it

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>>376273153
>implying Tingle is gay

>>376272980
This guy is the fucking best.

>>376273491
I mean, that just makes perfect sense. Unless they decide to be less obvious and hide them, or something. I guess the korok mask could be something you get from the korok village though

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>>376273513
I think you are a gay

>>376273580
Did anyone even play this game? I emulated it and its kinda shit

>>376273754
It's certainly weird, you can see why it was never localized.

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>>376273732
you'll never know what i am

>>376273486
>Magypsy
Why didn't they just call these guy fairies?

>>376272980
Reminds me of that gay dude in Light of Courage 2

>>376273932
because they're magic gypsies you autist

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>>376273901
a gay bara fishfucker. I got it

>>376273108
Bolson is based as fuck.

>>376273901
>That forced as fuck "charismatic" personality

Boggles my mind anyone genuinely likes this characters aside from just wanting to fuck him.

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Would you take a Gerudo waifu /v/?

>>376273901
exquisite taste

>>376270078

I hope you're paying attention to this Japan because if I don't see some delicious NTR/rape doujins this summer at Comiket I'm gonna be pissed.

>>376270939
Like this, so much. Promoting pedophilia is the last thing I want to see in a children's videogame. Per se Even if she was older than him they still could have used a more apropros Zora. Nintendo dropped the ball on this ashame most people won't do most of side quest to catch this gaffe.

>>376274519
My main issue is the whole "Even if you're married, the women still live apart from the men" thing. Personally that sounds great

>>376272670
>wasn't involved in anything romantic
Technically true I guess, in the sense that moat people dont consider heavily implied sexual molestation of a corpse to be terribly romantic.

>>376270190
I get it

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Reminder that the champions are always watching

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I want to take lessons from Selmie!

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>Those sexual innuendos from the arrow shop girl in Kakariko about wanting Link to fuck her

It's so blatant that I'm genuinely surprised NoA let it slide.

>>376274996
fucking cuck

>>376275263
>...
I'm genuinely surprised there aren't more shitposts about Mipha getting cucked. Poor girl doesn't deserve it, but its what I was expecting.

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>>376275096

I didn't know that, but I haven't really read into it. Sounds pretty good to me.

>>376270493

Fucking monster, I even dressed with the diamond crown and Hyrule guard set.

>>376275506
she's a cuck queen, she gets off to it

>>376271054
Gerudos are Jews, Gypsies, Arabs, Mexicans and Amazonians all mixed together.

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>>376275506
At least Mipha has the excuse of being dead

>>376273486
Well, if you want to be technical anon, the Magypsies have no gender, they aren't even human. They are beings that have a masculine appearance but feminine tendencies, and use both gender pronouns. Calling them gay would be an assumption made from our own personal outlook on society. But it is a game so who gives a fuck what we think.

>>376275326
do you think she masturbates a lot?

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>>376275461
Why do people think that calling cuckolds cucks offends them? Cuckolds L I T E R A L L Y get off on being humiliated. Trying to humiliate them does Jack shit to discourage them, all you're doing is perpetuating this cancerous memes that encourages trolls to post BLACKED porn here.n

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>>376272980
WHY WON'T HE GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY. I GAVE YOU 4400 RUPEES AND YOUR JOB IS DONE, GET LOST.

>>376275626
I only get the Arab/Amazon vibe from them. Mind explaining the others?

>>376270939
No it wasn't, shut the fuck up.

>>376275732
If you finish the terry town questline then DON'T talk to him he'll stay in terry town.

>>376272980
Super manly men are more likely to be considered homosexual than flamboyant men. He is more likely to just be another joke character. If you haven't noticed, androgynous men are considered desirable by the media of Japan

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>>376275648
>there are no more entries after she realizes her love
>there is no new dialog with her either
Damnit I want to wife Paya.

>>376273491
Just what is that skelly set good for if anything?

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>>376275729

>>376275945
If you upgrade each part twice and wear the whole set, stal enemies won't aggro you and you'll deal double damage from stal arm weapons.

>>376275945
I assume it functions like the enemy masks, but for Stal monsters.

>>376274519
Only Riju, she's so cute

>>376276005
>from stal arm weapons
wow, the things that have some of the lowest durability in the game

>>376274519
I want that goddess with the afro where you race on sand seals to give me death by snu-snu

>>376276005
Super weak enemies won't attack and super weak weapons are upgraded to weak weapons? Sign me up!

What's better? Wearing the barbarian set to do more melee damage or wearing ancient armor set to do more ancient weapon damage?

>>376276386
Barbarian hat + champion tunic + ancient leggings

>>376276386
Wearing the Soldier Armor with amber earrings to not look like a faggot.

>>376270939
No, the Zora girl was sending letters to HIM. They floated downstream.

>>376272980
GET OFF MY LAWN ALREADY

honestly he went away for the wedding but he just had to come back to scare away any of Links would-be fwb

>>376273580
Did she rape Tingle without his knowledge?

Is that why he hasn't gotten a fairy despite waiting for so long? He's not really a pure soul?

>>376276720
She gives him a "reward" when he saves her that's heavily implied to be sexual in nature.

>>376276505
>>376276510
I mean, in terms of the damage boost

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>>376276386
Barbarian armor is cute and strong.
never take off it

>>376276718
I think Zelda could deal with Bolson

>>376275981
Do you honestly think you are funny?

>>376276386
Pretty sure the ancient armor set coupled with ancient battle axx++'s you get from major test of strength shrines is objectively the most powerful set possible.

But don't take my word for it.

>>376275690
She probably puts snow in her puss or something.

>>376276980
Don't forget that ancient armor set bonus stacks with attack up potions while the Barbarian set does not.
Ancient armor + Ancient Battle Axe++ with second tier attack up enchantment + Attack up level 3 potion = spin2win.

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>>376274305
spotted the bitter beta that gets uncomfortable with the thought that popular alphas can also be nice and thinks they must be fake

>>376276275
There are more stals than just the little bokoblin dudes.

>>376271170
Underrated

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>>376275506
>loses to zelda
>loses to her own brother

>>376277368
They still all explode in a single bomb and all their heads only have one hp

>>376277452
Sidon is not gay, stop this

>>376277274
>Calling other people names because they dared to insult your husbando

I don't think I'm the one who's bitter, anon.

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>>376277519

>>376274305
He seems genuine to me. He's kind and caring and just a good-natured fellow. I mean, he went all the way to Hateno to deal with their octorock problem, an issue that wouldn't have had any effect on the Zora whatsoever just to help them out.

His exuberance can just be that he's relieved and overjoyed that he found someone who could help with the Ruta problem.

>>376276980
60% damage buff will do that... it's impressive how easy silver lynels are with this armor and a 5-banana meal. Took out one southwest of the lost forest in about 3 mins this afternoon.

>No hard feelings buddy, I just need your star fragments.

>>376277368
They all have 1 hp. Except for the stalnoxes who -
like all hinoxes - are fucking trivial to kill.

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>>376270078
>Everyone in the village has a name ending in -son
>The village's name doesn't

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>>376277938
There are several people in the village who aren't named -son

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>>376277521
of course he's not, that's why it's good that link likes to be a girl

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Does your name comply with Bolson's regulations?

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>>376277649
>60%

I thought it was 80%? Unless that's with the attack bonus of food items.

Everyone complains about how dumb/silly the Ancient Armor looks, but I like it a lot, despite actually agreeing with those people at first. Wish there was some guardian gear equivalent to put on your horses.

>>376278175
I'm surprised that in all the races, there is at least ONE guy with a name that ends with -son

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>>376278174
He's only a girl when Zelda wears the voe outfit

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>>376278174
You are wrong again. Link doesn't like to be a girl

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>>376278232
I thought it was stupid looking too, but I got used to it and wear it almost all the time now. It looks like that one guy from that one From Soft game that no one cares about

>>376278121
They are just immigrants.

>>376278232
I love it except for the helmet.

>>376278459
They need to go back

>>376278232
Could be 80%. It's a lot, that's for sure. Guardian weapons and bows are OP as fuck when you're wearing that suit. When the going gets tough, the tough put upside-down pots on their heads and go kick ass.

>>376278232
does ancient armor boost damage stack with food bonuses?

>>376279020
Yes

>>376278175
Jackson reporting in!

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>>376276505
A-are you me?

>>376278175
The closest I've got is a middle name of "Nielsen"

>>376278175
My surname is Wilson, is that enough? Also why does nobody in Hyrule have surnames except for the King?

>>376278546
The helmet was actually what turned me off at first, but I ended up warming up to it with time.

Wish I knew what the inspiration for the design was.

>>376279514
Probably because who gives a shit about your lineage if you ain't royalty

>>376279556
Actually, never mind. I found out the designs of the guardians and the ancient armor were basically all derived from some type of Japanese pottery.

where can i farm swift violets?

>>376279556
Jomon era pottery (ancient japan)

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=jomon+pottery&FORM=HDRSC2

>>376279784
>All they did was think to themselves, "Let's take this ancient pottery and turn it upside-down!" and now we have the guardians

Not even complaining, I think the designs are very interesting.

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>>376279720
Cherry

>>376279201
>nose

why

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>>376279998
>This was what they based the Cosmic Mask on in MH3U

Also a neat little bit of knowledge. I am learning so much today.

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>>376279969
The -oids (warbloids, dingloids, etc) in Animal Crossing are also based on ancient Japanese pottery. I would say something snarky about the lack of japanese creativity, but then I remember Oblivion and Skyrim and feel sad.

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>>376279998

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I hate looking at Link's faggot face so I wear the Lynel Mask at all times. It's okay though because my fully-upgraded black soldier's armor makes me take a quarter heart of damage from everything in the game anyway.

>>376280302
I knew about this one already, but it's still neat. Pretty sure there was a treasure like this in Pikmin 2, one of my favorite games.

>>376280302
Nothing wrong with taking inspiration from things familiar to you, as there are so many different ways to interpret the same object.

>>376280526
I don't know why I replied twice to the same post as if they were different people. I must have had a stroke for a moment.

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>>376280148
The sheikha shrine monks are based on the Japanese Sokushinbutsu - monks who mummified themselves alive. They're even displayed in similar glass enclosures in Japanese shrines.

>>376270190
This joke is so bad...and yet.....

>>376275152
w h a t

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>>376270313
>>376271054
>>376271216
>>376271006
Gerudos are East African

>>376280675
That's cool as heck, but also kind of spooky.

>>376280759
Purah. She's the one who put Link's corpse in the resurrection shrine. "Naked", she said lasciviously, and suggests she took advantage of Link's condition.

>>376280801
holy fuck she is gorgeous

>>376270313
Then what is Tingle?

>>376281205
A manchild faggot.

>>376280928
You should read about the self-mummification process, especially the last step. You'll never look at the ride down into the shrines the same way again.

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>>376272980
>Why would Nintendo put a flamboyantly gay man in their game?
Woops, wrong pic.

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>>376278232
Ancient armor makes Link look like a Fate servant for me. Can't say I dislike it. It's too strong though, makes the Soldier set useless other than for cosmetics.

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>>376271734
Kass is mine fagmunch.

>>376281601
Kass belongs to his wife only

>>376281357
Is it about the whole "ringing the bell to let the people outside know they're still alive" thing? I remember reading about that some time ago, actually.

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>>376281650
I am his wife.

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>>376281780
This is you?

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>>376281929
Thats his cover wife.
I am his real one.

>>376278558
MAKE TARREY GREAT AGAIN!!!
-Trumpson 2017

>>376282008
>>376281780
>>376281601
Accordions are garbage tier instruments that make me want to drive hot pokers into my ears.

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>>376281929
I would fuck Amali and Saki so hard. Then I would fuck Kass and Teba. I would fuck all the birds. I love birds.

>>376282220
Yeah I know. Banjos are much better minstrel instruments.

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>>376282220
Its not my favorite instrument but Im more interested in the player.

But personally Id give Kass a flute.

>>376282403
Birds can't play wind instruments, anon. They don't have lips.

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>>376282602
The twist would be hes not actually using the flute and was just whistling all along.

>>376282403
imagine him playing the mariner's revenge song

>>376282220
trash taste

accordion sounds just fine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6kam6iZrNo

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>>376280338

>>376270078
>Hudson was the only straight in the company
No wonder they send him far away to a land with shitty rain and lighting every fucking day

>>376283239
the other dude has a girlfriend

>>376283454
>"girlfriend"
Seriously she is not in the village, she doesn't exist.

>>376280375
Why do you hate it? He looks just as usual

>>376283239
Karson is dating the girl from the Hateno clothes shop

Guardian Scouts are cute. I want one.

>>376270078
DUUUUDE, THAT GUY'S LIKE 90% PENIS.

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>>376283560
Love their theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fMi247Klsk

>>376283695
The Guardian Stalker theme is good too. Probably my favorite in the game next to the Vah Ruta battle theme.

They somehow managed to make such a short, simple piano loop sound foreboding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brf5w1hFNlw

>>376281402
>Personally I prefer the air
That ain't Falco

>>376283497
I thought it was the armor shop corner-lady.

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>>376284831
Yes, this is Karson's girlfriend

>>376283695
>>376284076
Molduga has the best theme in the game though, this is a fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwyhYmGzKLU

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>>376285046
>tfw you boom him and send him flying for the first time and the second song comes in

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>>376270190
I don't get it

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>>376285404
I almost came. Violins are my favorite instrument, and I wasn't expecting a theme for it being vulnerable.

>>376285649
diforce
triforce

>>376285046
This thing is literally Zelda's version of Nibelsnarf, even right down to the using bombs to stun it.

>>376285695
The one thing this game seriously lacked is more unique field boss fights

Even the Hinox and Stalnox were cool the first few times. Also the dragon on the mountain.

>>376276386
The aesthetics of the Knight armor with the hylian hood can not be matched by damage boosts. The game's already easy af anyways

>>376285009
based on what dialog there is from her, I'm pretty sure she's retarded

>>376272070

Thanks to the Jews then. Nobody should be forced to live with someone you can't stand.

>>376287686
She clearly has fetal alcohol syndrome, I mean look at that fucking forehead, m8. Her forehead is a landmass all on its own that gives the Great Plateau a run for its money.

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>>376275729
c u c k

Calling someone a cuck is not about insulting HIM but shaming him in front of an audience.

>>376287686
Well I'm not one to judge Karson's taste in women

>>376276386
The game is so piss easy I just mix and match what looks cool.
If you upgrade any armor to tier 4 you are unkillable.
Really ruins the game.

>>376278232
If you use ancient armor with the laurel you look stylin.

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>>376279998
It also appears in Shin Megami Tensei and Yu-Gi-Oh.
I hate how it looks, but it's pretty popular.

>>376288971
>it's about virtue signalling to others about how you are such a good person for hating cuckolds
FTFY
My point still stands. Cucks LIKE to be shamed in front of an audience. I swear, cuckolds and /pol/ we're a match made in heaven. You get to feel satisfied for fighting against an enemy that you see everywhere, and the cucks fetishize being humiliated publically. The more cucks post their BLACKED porn, the more /pol/ feels vindicated for going on a crusade against cuckolding. And the more /pol/ crusades against cuckolding, the more cucks get pleasure out of being cucks.

>>376289851
>heh d..dont call p...people out on eating shit, s..shit eaters get off to that

Whats the matter cuck? You triggered or something?

>>376290194
If you lived in India, and telling people to stop shitting in the street only made them more likely to shit in the street, would you go on a campaign against street shitting?

>>376276956
Not really, I use the word every once in awhile to describe characters in a joking manner and not much else. You just seemed like the person that gets easily booty blasted over something so small you could easily ignore (instead of feeding it and garnering more of the thing you're trying to stop), so I jumped on it.

All the dungeons in this game should have been like Hyrule Castle. The Divine Beasts are rubbish and the Blights were garbage fights except Thunderblight. The only great moment in the beasts was the first 5 minutes of Rudania which I'm happy was turned into a seperate shrine puzzle at the very least

>>376290426
I'm not offended, I'm upset at what this cancerous meme did to 4chan culture.

>>376290685
So ignore it and let it die instead of making yourself look butthurt. If you bitch about it you're going to get replies like mine calling you a cuck or posting images calling you a cuck to get a guaranteed reaction out of you.

>>376278232
Also nobody has mentioned it, but Guardian/Ancient weaponry also gains a secondary +50% damage bonus vs Guardians

>>376290819
>it's your fault I'M the cancer!
You are the reason newcomers think that 4chan is for shitposting.

>>376290929
Okay, don't listen to my advice. Give the people exactly what they're looking for, a butthurt spergout reaction from you. I'm sure they'll be devastated and stop posting "cuck" right away when they read your rant.

>>376281114
She's not pure breed, that's why

>>376291345

source?

>>376291086
Pointing out that they are the reason people cuck post in the first place should be enough to get them to stop. These people hate cuckolding, they should want to see less of it.

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>>376280675
>>376280928

>>376291845
The word has mostly detached itself from its origins. It's mostly just a generic insult comparing someone to a beta male or similar these days, there's no real telling how many people that use it even really care about actually cuckoldry. Insults are only as powerful as the reaction they garner.

I don't like cuckoldry, but I'm sure as hell not gonna go into one of those BLACKED threads and give them the attention they want.

>>376291845
Just shut the cuck up, dumdum.