Callie or Marie .

both at the same time

>>376244365
Splat.

Oshiri on my face, Oppai on my dick!

Marie was literally confirmed the superior choice.

bof

trashbin

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Need a few more doujin to make a more educated choice.

>>376244365
What do you know. Best girl has best butt.

>>376244912
>tfw when 90% of Splatporn is rape

>>376244365
callie

>>376244481
this

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>>376244365
Marie is superior sister because pic related

>>376246294
Callie is better because shes greasy and full of food

Callie because she can fuck my ass with her tentacles.

I'm an assman, but I like Callie's personality and looks better

Twintails and genki is a lot better than shorthaired and snarky. The again I've always prefered cute over dominant, femdom is pretty beta

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>>376247957
>The again I've always prefered cute over dominant, femdom is pretty beta
Then why are you into Callie

>>376245160
90% of hentai in general is rape.

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>>376247957
>femdom is pretty beta
I bet you don't like your prostate stimulated either you fucking homo

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>>376248167
>Callie is dominant
>Marie is submissive
Yea right

>>376248167
Marie is a snarky bitch who constantly says mean things, typical bitch personality which people into femdom seem to enjoy

I like happy sex with genki girls

>>376245160
100% of loli is rape as lolis cannot consent you degenerate

>>376248419
the attached story has marie bitching through her gag that she's firing her agent

>>376248605
>attached story
>Theres a story
I've seen that image many times and only now heard of this story

>>376244912
Is this available anywhere legal?

>>376248719
>this is what anuses actually sound like
Meanwhile I'll have a sip of milk from huge tiddies thank you very much

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>the best

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>>376244365
>buff Callie
Oh my

>>376244365
Which one's the fattest? I choose depending on a girl's body fat percentage.

>>376248428
>Marie is a snarky bitch who constantly says mean things
that really depends on your region

>>376248945
https://exhentai.org/g/1046270/7956768762/

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>>376249185
>TFW no toned thicc squid kid to cuddle with

>>376248793
just a little paragraph the artist included in their tumblr, not like a whole fanfic

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>>376249472
Splatoon had some of the greatest porn created for it, on top of being a pretty fun game

>>376249413
Well then Marie is an unlikable cunt in EU

I wanna lick Callie's armpits

just sad. nintendorks cant even talk about a game without jacking off to weird hentai of the characters. really tells you a lot about this fanbase. enjoy puberty.

>>376249925
Are you genuinely implying that no other fanbase does this?
How long have you been here exactly?

>>376249925
>>376250021
at leats splatoon fanbase jerk offs to girls instead of traps and buff men.

>>376249925

there was an ARMS thread just a few hours ago and what I saw was people complaying because discussing it normally meant it was just shilling the game.

nigga how do we do it then

>>376244365
Marie no doubt

>>376244365
Marie won for a reason

>>376250219
buff men are fine, traps are shit
get some taste, fag

>>376250219
t. 13 year old

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>>376244481
This guy gets it

>>376249925
>not jacking off to weird hentai of all your games
fucking normalfags get off my board

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>>376244365
Jelonzo

>>376248474
Lawyered

>>376250312
I think that's the joke. We don't, /v/ is a non-nintendo zone.

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>>376248474
This is not true though. Lolidom is a thing. Loli is more of a bodytype at this point. With all the loli succubi and vampires etc that are either hundreds of years old or have no real age to speak of.

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>>376248474
objectively wrong

>>376248474
Check out this cuck.

>>376248474
0% of loli is rape since the lolis aren't real

>>376252746

>Lolidom is a thing

Then it's just the loli raping the guy.
So it's still 100% rape.

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>>376253892
Emm no. Domination doesn't always involve rape.

>>376244365
i wanna sniff her butthole

>>376244365
Normal inkling

>>376254517
is this that fat bitch that looks good at angles?

>that last backstory update
More confirmation that Callie is best sister.

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>>376255269

possibly

>>376255269
>>376255358
>slightly chubby azn
slutty, but god tier otherwise

lol bump

Why is there never any short petite cosplayers? Callie and Marie does not look good as chubby tittie monsters

>>376252746
>Loli is more of a bodytype at this point.
No, it's called petite.

>>376254147

If the guy willingly sleeps with the loli, it's rape because a loli is underage and cannot give valid consent.
If the guy unwillingly sleeps with the loli, then they're being raped.

100% rape.

>>376248167
Well that's just not fair. Sub girls are better, but Callie is superior. Now I don't know what to vote for.

>>376257504
>Well that's just fair. Sub girls are better, and Marie is superior. Now I know what to vote for.
Fixed thar for you

>>376244434
SPLATTING BUGS IS WHERE IT'S AT

>>376257504
It's fanart bullshit and should be treated as such. Rest assured Callie is still best girl no matter how you look at it

>>376249925
Literally every fanbase does this on 4chan.

Dark Souls
>o-oh fuck priscilla, I want to fuck her f-fluffy t-t-tail
Undertale
>I want to fuck that pixel fish
Zelda games
>I want to ravage Link's boipucci

I'd like you to name a fanbase that doesn't do this because I'm interested.

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>>376258834
if you don't want to fuck priscilla you may have the gay

>>376250021
why would you respond to him?
do you lack that much self control that you reply to extremely obvious bait

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>>376254517
Marie's superior even in cosplay.

>>376258834
>Dark Souls
>o-oh fuck priscilla, I want to fuck her f-fluffy t-t-tail

i think you'll find patricians enjoy Dark Sun Gwyndolin for that delicious forced trap boipuss

>Callie decided to get dressed and head out in search of her roommate
Probably the closest we'll get to Squid Sister naked in official art.

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>>376254517
>>376255358
This set is finally out? Is it on the panda? Good lord have mercy on my dick if it is

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>>376248167
Dominate Callie, get dominated by Marie.

>>376258834
Max Payne?

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>>376260034
That's definitely not the image I saved. Let's try again.

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>>376246294

>>376249051
God, I want to marry her

post hitomi

>Prefer Callie
>Prefer Tits

It's like a holy unison

>>376260726
No fuck off and search for it yourself

Callie shes so sweet

I want Marie to bite my dick!

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>want to draw splatoon stuff
>never played it once
>waiting to buy a Switch when Splatoon 2/Odyssey is out
feels bad man

>>376257425
No, Since hentai doesn't always involve intercourse. Also like I said, loli is more a bobytype than anything else at this point. There are Loli characters that are hundreds of years old. Mirai from senran kagura is a loli but Shiki from the same series is not considered loli yet Mirai is one year older than Shiki. If loli was age based both of them would be considered loli in the US but neither of them would in Sweden since age of consent here is 15.

callie >>> marie

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>>376247512
how big will her squid poop will be after pic related?

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>>376262280
op here , yes indeed would wait till they make a limited edition switch and then get Splatoon 2.
Did the same shit with Wii U when they sold the windwaker limited edition.

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>There are people who actually want to get a squid blowjob

Enjoy yout mutilated penis

>>376257425
What if it's loli on loli?

>>376244365
reminder Callie's gonna be the villain in Splatoon 2.
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-3

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>>376264387
Then it's 200% rape

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>>376246294
Marie's a canon gold digger.

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>>376244481
Now this motherfucker knows what's up.

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>>376244481
underrated post .

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>>376264583
Made me chuckle

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>>376260140
ages ago, dude.

https://exhentai.org/g/998689/e82ed0a448/

>>376264602
What is this?

>>376265425
Memes

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>>376244481

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>>376265274
stupid censoring ruined the set .

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>>376265274
>the one showing the armpits

>>376265274
>picture of a panda
?

>>376265274
ugh... 99% of the time tits look better when held up by clothing.

Clothed paizuri is best.

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>>376265754

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>>376265754

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Callie is for cuddles, headpats and marriage, followed by passionate lovemaking for the purpose of

procreation.
Marie is for raw, filthy, animalistic FUCKING and indulging all your nasty fetishes all night long.

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>>376264583
>That resolution size
Pathetic

>>376266108
what's this gif supposed to mean? I've seen it being posted a lot.

>>376257425
Is age of consent the same for Slime loli, orc loli, elf loli, demon loli, oni loli and vampire loli as human loli?

>>376264534
God I hope
>cute
>genki
>EVIL
Love that twist

>>376244365
As an ass afficionado, I am thoroughly unimpressed by Marie's butt. Only her thighs are notable.

You idiots replying to the loli 100% rape shitposter is hilarious.

>>376265619
That image should be the other way around with Callie turning out to be the villain for Splatoon 2

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>>376266587
Callie is for making into a loving mother who cares for her child, wants to see them succeed, and be both a good wife and mother.

Marie is for making into a MILF who purposefully treats her kids rough and responds with snide remarks 100% of the time, down to fuck her husband whenever, and tries to keep her regular night and day life before she got married active.

>>376265754
It never fails

>>376266587
Funnily enough a japanese splatfest revealed that Callie sides with ''Going all out'' and Marie is the one that sides with ''Focus on healing''.

People made fanart of this.

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>>376267463
Glad I could humor someone, anon

Callie, Marie's just boring.

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Step aside, hags.

>>376244365
I want to see green

>>376266768
QUALITY

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>>376269378
N-Nanda korya?

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I FUCKING LOVE SQUIDS

>>376270508
Were these all drawn on the shitty Wii U controller screen? Pretty impressive

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>>376270508
I can't hear you, anon!

>>376244481
tpbp

I will stand behind Callie all the way.

>tfw Callie is dead in Spla2n

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>>376244481
Tip top taste

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>>376270652
Dithering can lead to amazing things.

>>376270868
You haven't been reading the game's backstory chapters that gets updated every few days?
>>376264534

>>376270976
>I take it he was agreeable

>>376244365
Someone explain me how is that attractive? Like what the fuck?

>>376270508
Splatoon 2 is the game I am looking forward to the most at the moment.
But it really kills me that the game won't have either miiverse, nor a map display on the controller.

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>>376271308

>>376244409
FPBP

>>376271308
Deep trust issues with people lead to outcasts searching for alternatives. Fictional squids that will never judge or reject them.

>>376272124
>implying
those bitches wouldn't want us anywhere near them if they were real

>>376272124
Marie would steal your wallet and escape from the hotel after a one night off.

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>>376244912
>Is this a 4chan reference?!

>>376264534
>Callie's thinking nothing but concern for Marie
>meanwhile Marie's convincing herself that Callie's jealous of her

Which part of this makes you dumb squiggers think Callie is going to be a "villain"?

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>>376248474
>100% of loli is rape
>but Shota is cool because guys can't be raped

>>376273468
Marie is the one concerned about Callie. Callie is starting to feel the effects of losing the popularity contest in the form of her scheduled recording being delayed for the sake of another musician and now some dude friend of theirs being more interested in Marie while Callie goes home like a loser.

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Callie has been best girl since she BTFO Marie for the Christmas Splatfest.

Come to think of it, Callie won like 90% of the Splatfests, except for the last couple because of fuckery with the multipliers.

I love vomit, the only thing I know about squids is that they puke in a very cute way.

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>>376264534
This is Callie's new best friend.

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>>376249472
>eigaka

>>376264534
>Marie came home the next day
Did she fuck that guy for extra producer points?

>>376274272
translation anyone ?

>>376274879

the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>376259231
why do people save fap material with such fucked up anatomy

>>376275009
GOD DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT

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>>376264602
I don't know what this meme is but it has me laughing like a madman.

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>>376244481
Finally, someone on 4chan worthy of respect.

>>376273605
Is this loliXshota

>>376244481
Put me in the screencap Reddit XD

>>376244365
Callie.

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>>376275009
LIES

>>376273605
give me the linkling please

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>Splatoon porn
>156% of it is adult versions of squids kids.

>>376276841
where have you been looking? tumblr?

https://exhentai.org/g/1056411/a4290b7af3/

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>>376277021
>2D

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>>376244481

>>376277135
Kill yourself

>>376277245
Fuck off you failed abortion.

>>376244481
>Not wanting to bury your face into a pair of tits, and have a nice supple ass bouncing off your dick
You children I swear.

>>376277438
welcome to a world where memes can shape the sexual desires of degenerates

>>376277679
I don't even get the appeal of face sitting, I'm an assman but I want said ass either in my hands, or on my lap. Tits can be fondled and played with, and those are fucking designed to have your face in them. I've noticed it's the younger generation that's really pushing for face sitting, what a bunch of tastless weenies.

Video games

>>376277863
weenies is for /pol/ my friend, but yeah facesitting is some kind of masochist fetish apparently it's one of the top fetishes in japan.
And as we know, 4chan was made by weebs 4 weebs

>>376277863
almost like people have different fetishes or something.

>>376277863
>I don't even get the appeal of [fetish I don't have]
I don't get why people would ever ask this at all.

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Marie.

First month or so Marie was a cunt, then she was just good at banter. But then I disliked Cats, so went Dogs.

Then Marie was not as much of a cunt and it was team Marie until the end of time.

Then the end of time came.

Oh god I hope we didnt make Callie kill herself.

>>376274879
"Drink it little by little."

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Calliefags: "Callie's better because she's kind and caring, not mean and rude like Marie!"
>but when she gets mad she goes full autistic screeching while Marie can put the banter away and be nice when she wants to

>>376279432
You know they're acting, right?

>>376279432
>>376279595
You know they're not real, right?

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Stop fighting! They're both cute in their own special way! And both inferior to octolings!

>>376279682
Are you real?

>>376279432
What the fuck is this fucking fanfic idea of yours?

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>>376279747
How can shitposting be real if the anons aren't real

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Marie is an octoscum sympathizer and supports racemixing.

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>>376279873
yet another reason she's best girl

>>376279782
>he didn't play the Christmas splatfest
Sasuga switchkiddy

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>>376279873

>>376275834
No, in fact I'm hiding your post.

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>>376244365

I'm so hot for Marie I'm legitimately considering paying a cosplay hooker for an hour of fun

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>>376280039
>plays Nintendo games
>calling anyone else kiddy

>>376279782
militant mariefags are deranged

>>376280121
cosplay hooker is that a thing outside Japan ? lol

>>376280121
That's a dangerously slippery slope you're approaching

>>376279971
For me, it's the one with black "hair."

>>376279971
>winning a turf war with brushes
Immersion broken.

>>376280279
It's not hard to convince hookers to do weird shit. They're already having sex for money.

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>>376280172
>doesn't deny it

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>>376280275
Callie lost her cool on the christmas splatfest.
Though to be fair she got put on team Naughty after a year of get sassed on by Marie.

>>376280350
>not being a ninja squid fucking shit up with two shot brush attacks and half assed uncontested coverage

>>376280121
at least go to japan, their cosplay sluts are more professional thanks to readily available resources, and yakuza oversight

>>376280514
I mained brushes almost exclusively, it's why I can say this is some bullshit.

>>376280350
>not winning turf war with the brush
When they did Art v Science I named myself Bob Ross, used the brush exclusively, and gave myself carpel tunnel for my squididol waifu Callie and I'd do it again.

>>376280068
To nurse at those octomammaries

>>376281010
Did you have two brushes on your team, though?

I can honestly say I don't remember a single match with my team having two or more brushes that didn't end in disaster.

>>376281010
Art vs Science was the most cancerous Splatfest. Artfags were the most laggy fuckers I ever played against.

>>376280068
>yuri
>mixed race child
????

>>376282202
Everything is possible in the world of 2D.

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>>376282202
if you hold hands enough girls can get each other pregnant

Is it worth it to try to get into Splatoon now?
Have they stopped the support for Splatoon 1, since I don't think I've see any of the Marie team vs Callie team event thing getting posted in a while.

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>>376281916

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>>376244481
Teach me

>>376282485
you might as well wait for Splatoon 2.

>>376282485
The userbase was already getting thin before the Switch came out.

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>>376282754
Huh, I thought loli in spats is good enough of a reason to stay playing.

>>376282754
>The userbase was already getting thin before the Switch came out.
Maybe in terms of shitposting but it still only takes seconds to find a match

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>>376282535
Ink lactation

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>>376283756

>>376244365
which one has the smelliest feet?

>>376283862
HNNNG MOAR

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>>376277330
>vargposter
>doesn't like 2D
Jesus christ this board gets so much worse every day.

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>>376284101

>>376284651
NOOO OCTOLING TIDDIES

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>>376284756
All the other ones I have are nsfw.

>>376284912
can you pretty please imgur them :O an album!

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>>376277863
I LIKE BOTH

>>376285179
http://imgur.com/a/ZC60b

>>376285475
Thank you good sir

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>>376285475
Good stuff!

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>>376285475

>>376249051
Agreed

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>>376244481

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>>376258834
>wanting to fuck inferior pixel fish when there's superior pixel goat
But why

>>376277863
Because you get taste, smell, and touch all involved at once with pussy and ass, in a submissive way. It's way more overpowering than just grabbing an ass, it gives the feeling they can't possibly throw their sex at you any harder, and that feeling is A+ for foreplay.

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>>376285924

>>376286782
I like Marie but I'd love her if she had a chubby dick

>>376265754
spotted

>>376260425
IT'S PAYNE !!!

>>376264314
You think /v/irgins know anything beyond /v/ ?
Squid is like the original facehugger of nature.

>>376280121
>Paying some skin and bones crack whore to dress up as a character she has no knowledge of whatsoever and then being pissed off when she acts nothing like the character, calls you a faggot, and leaves with your money.

Go to Japan and get the actual talented whores.

>>376264314
probably cause it's inklings and not actual beaky squids.

>>376264314
>implying you wouldn't stick your dick in that

>>376264314
and humans have canines and incisors, that being said sucking dick takes practice before you arent scraping dicks with your teeth anymore

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>>376244481

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>>376264314
>there are people who actually want to get a human blowjob

>>376290476
Is that how American's mutilated their penis?

>>376291615
could you restate the question in English?

>>376244365
i like both but if i had to choose i'd choose ass

i'd rather have ass but no tits than tits but no ass

>>376264534

>The splatfest results arent what's breaking their relationship

>It's the reality of being too busy and popular to see each other often and thinking about the jealousy

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>>376291846
It was just a poorly executed joke, since the post he was parodying had
>Enjoy yout mutilated penis
while his post didn't

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