I read ya... """"sir""""

in the bye

bye bye bye

>>376220918

What was their fucking problem?

>>376221139
Tsundere

>>376221139
He was a rebellious convict forced to work.

You want a piece of meat, boy?

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>I've checked you out commander, you want another physical?

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WASH YOU, AMIGO?

You want a piece of me, boy?
You want a piece of me, boy?
You want a piece of me, boy?
You want a piece of me, boy?
You want a piece of me, boy?
You want a piece of me, boy?

>>376221627
>dat beauty mark
Literally makes my dick hard.

>>376220918
This is freaking me out. I was just about to make this thread. I was going to use Firebat though. One day they will be viable. One day....
>>376220983
In the pipe, five by five.
>>376221694
Warfags get out

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>It is a good day to die

Why were protoss units r9k?

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Need a light?

Favorite units? Firebats and Ghosts for me despite never using them

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Post favorite SC2 units (for voice and portrait only)

For me it's Void Ray, pretty nice picture and a certain hoarse tone in the voice that makes the back of my head tingle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3WimCPUkQY

>>376222292
Battlecruisers are my all time shipfu. Blizzard refuses to make them viable though.

>>376222446
What did Blizzard mean by this?

>>376221874
have you ever seen a female protoss? think about it. They did away with the lesser sex eons ago to embrace masks, cloaks, double hand-blades and honor without being telepathically mocked.

>>376222446
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>376222519
Raszagal

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>>376222517
Painful experiments being done on soldiers with no anesthesia.

>>376222519
>have you ever seen a female protoss
Yes, I have.

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How do protoss have sex? Do they just try to mindbreak each other and whoever wins climaxes?

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>we were so close to getting the source code but it fell in the hands of a blizztard redditer instead of someone sane.

>>376222665
>tfw too inteligent for misogyny

>>376222749
What exactly would you have done with this source code? Surely a game from 1998 isn't that difficult to replicate nowadays

>>376222519
Selendis, Raszagal, Vorazun and some more in the EU.

You know what pisses me off? When I see fan-art or even official art from Blizz showing female Protoss with breasts. They don't have MOUTHS, there is absolutely zero reason they would have breasts other than them trying to make them look more human for the SJWs.

>>376221867
Firebat is good though if your enemy is trying to mass zerglings or zealots

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>there are people on /v/ who play(ed) starcraft multiplayer

>>376223102
LOL, this.
Fucking losers.

>>376222935

Nigga, when Blizzard makes big tiddy aliens, the target demographic isn't SJWs of all people

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>How do I get out of this chicken sh*t outfit?

>>376222446

He's upset because you can't liftoff his building and the zerg are coming

>>376221874
That's a klingon reference you dunce.

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>>376223102
1v1 me scrub

me on the left

Does anyone have an infograph for playing the original starcraft? Something in the vein of "So you want play DOOM" with mod reccomendations and shit.

>>376223394
There's an official HD version coming out soon
So play that

What's that Korean StarCraft clone with robots instead of Protoss?

Used to play that shit back in the day, always though it was better than StarCraft.

>>376222446
That really spooked me when I was a kid.

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IT WILL BE A SILENT SPRING

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>SC1 Archons were violent orbs of pure energy
>SC2 Archons are just big dudes with armour

THOUGHTS IN CHAOS

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*blocks his own path*

>>376222042
Jesus, I always thought he had a mask on, only now see that his goggles are on his forehead and he has a cigarette. Mind blown.

>>376223702
Dark Archons were my favorite unites in Brood War.

>>376223736
It was hilarious how they had the exact same fucking problem in SC2.

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What's going on over there, Alex?

>>376223818
I thought he was a black guy

>>376223818
Well I mean if you look at the SC2 Marauder and Firebat faces and see how they have their face shields down, it becomes more clear. Still I know what you mean. I have the same issues with Overlords. I always thought those huge circles on their sides were their eyes.

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>>376224121
Why mister president, whatever do you mean?

>>376222749
what happened?
did he return it to blizzard or something?

>>376222871
To replicate sure (and better... Jesus Christ that path finding). That game though, would have been written in C/C++ and assembly, like Diablo. That would be great stuff, like the Doom code.

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https://youtu.be/M_XwzBMTJaM?t=89

I FUCKIN love how the archon moves blurrily to the other one just like in the first game

And then comes the merge

>>376221874
always a good day to die

>>376224423
Never got to play Void, which is silly since all I wanted was toss. And that trailer gave me the chills on the level of Warcraft 3 of trailers. But I read the story for Void and nigger that was stupiiiiiid.

>>376224423
>POWER
>OVERWHELMING

So fucking good
movie when

>>376224762
Yeah the story is trash, but the gameplay and missions are nothing but phenomenal once again.

>>376224762
Yeah, like the other anon said, the story is pure shit, but missions and gameplay were Wings of Liberty tier, maybe even better.

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>>376222332
stalker for me

>>376224838
>>376224939
Fuck, I bet you're right. From a game design perspective, SC1 doesn't holdup at all, but has an okay story. Wol and Hots have God-like levels and DeviantArt tier stories.

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>>376224423
say what you must about blizzard they're beyond saving
but their cinematics are still top tier state of the art
>muh dick when the the high templars fuse

>>376224762
Play it for Alarak

>>376225165
But SC does hold up, that's why the koreans have been playing it for the last 17 years and why blizzard isn't changing anything about it when the remaster comes around

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>>376223702

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>>376224989
yes
I do say this phrase when i'm freezing

>>376220918

Played the Starcraft board game yesterday. Was surprised how they captured the spirit of the game. Shame it is out of print nowadays.

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>>376224423
POWER
OVERWHELMING

>>376224762
you play SC1 for story and SC2 for gameplay and level design

>>376225685
Wasn't there a mod that attempted to recreate the original StarCraft on the new engine?

>>376224989
I serve

... For now.

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When I was a kid I was 100% sure that arbiter pilot was an evil crocodile.

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My knife for Aiur

>>376225789
you mean Mass Recall? i think you are better off playing SC1 + BW campaigns in their respective games
the sound and art direction help reinforce the story
also they are easy enough even before being ported over to SC2, by which i don't mean to say SC2 campaigns are easier, in fact, it's the opposite

>>376226060
I feel
I thought Aldaris was a panther

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>>376224423
>POWER OVERWHELMING

>>376222332
PRISMATIC CORE ONLINE!!!

>>376226145
>the sound and art direction help reinforce the story
Very true.
>you are better off playing SC1 + BW campaigns
Already have, several times. Was looking for a new and original take on the original campaigns.

>>376222665
SC2 is not canon whatsoever. There are no female Protoss.

>>376224423
Don't think I'll ever not love Blizzards cinematics, this shit is so fucking awesome. when something as simple as warping in a pylon is fucking mindblowing, I dunno.

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>>376226436
>who is Raszagal

fuck if you're gonna be autistic about something at least try not to be a retard

>>376221139
Most of the Terran army is comprised of prisoners given the chance at freedom should they follow orders to the potential death.

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>TARGET DESIGNATED

>>376226374
>Was looking for a new and original take on the original campaigns.
Mass Recall doesn't provide that, it's just straight up port
if you are itching for some campaigns maybe this list is for you
https://www.sc2mapster.com/forums/general/general-chat/203102-updated-campaign-listing

>>376226436
>who is Razsagal

>>376222871
LINUX

>>376221139
>What was their fucking problem?
>Terran Marines were composed of convicts and criminals

>>376226436
>There are no female Protoss.
>Who is the Matriarch of the Dark Templar

>>376224374
He returned it for blizzard, they gave him like $500 and a trip to blizzcon.

>>376223854
Too bad they fucking useless and having 2 dark templars was always better

>>376224423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVbeoSPqRs4

Terran cities look so cool in the cinematic, with the blend of industrial facilities, cyberpunk and 19th century architecture, yet the metropolitan tileset in SC2 looks like garbage.

>>376227271
I think Blizzard only remembers how to do cinematics. Its why damn near everything OW related isn't actually in-game

>>376222332
in the rear with the gear desu

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>>376227271
>that viking pilot

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>ywn be a colossus tending to his pack of reavers
why even live?

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yfw protoss Archon mentions a cheat code

"grlglglglg"

>>376226660
tell me about golliath,why does he wear the mask?

>>376228703
I will never not love this meme.

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>goliath online

>>376222871
Have you seen Zdoom and the shit people have done with it?

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>>376225165
>>376224762
LotV could probably be argued as the best. The story's actually somewhat decent up until the Epilogue, which is probably the worst thing Blizzard has ever put out in terms of story. Artanis is a cool dude, the DT chick is alright, 'Fenix' I actually liked, and Alarak is probably the best character to come out of SC2 in general.

>>376229637
I liked WoL the most, it has that space cowboy feel, there is some branching with Tosh and Ariel and i think that the story is actually really good

>>376224423
God i fucking LOVE that templar movement
dont know how to call it
looks cool

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>>376228834
fuck you

Co op missions was the greatest thing that ever happened to the Starcraft franchise. Fight me fags.

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>>376230341
The only thing bad about them is that they're played in normal speed.

>>376230473
Not on Brutal tho

But yeah shit sucks if you wanna level up something new

>>376223476
Never heard of it, but God I'm curious now.

>>376230473
>>376230341
who is your favourite commander? it's swann for me
>gas gas gas
>jumping into enemy territory with few herculi filled with tanks and goliaths to the brim
>drakken laser drill
>multiple workers can build the same building
>tower defense

>>376229992
WoL was actually good, and had a more solid story, while LotV had more sporadic better moments.

>>376230840
Swann is objectively the best. You have excellent taste.

>>376230003
after imaging

>>376230003
Motion Aftereffect

>>376221820
>liking cancerwarts
Gross.

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>>376227271
>that Viking

I always play the G1 Transformers transformation sound effect at that part.

Literally can't watch it without it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHHlRkZvOPg

>>376231108
Google lied to me it's afterimage, sorry.

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YO YO DUDES WE KNOW YOU REALLY LIKED THE BADASS GOLIATH IN BW SO IN SC2 ITS GOING TO BE EVEN MORE BADASS. ONE OF OUR EMPLOYEE REALLY WANTED TO BE IN THE GAME SO WE MADE HIS BALD FAT FUCK FACE THE NEW IMPROVED GOLIATH XDXDXD

>>376231386
Pfahaha!

>>376220918

>he has a beard

fuck, I always thought it's a scarf

>>376223476

I know about outlive, but that's brazilian from what I know. it has bretty gud mechanics like espionage, though