Would you play a videogame set in Mexico?

>>376215951
No.

>>376216023
Why not?

sure so long as it's not shit

I already played Guacamele and Rainbow 6 Vegas

>>376215951
I've wanted a first-person dungeon-crawler featuring south-american ruins for years, so yes.

>>376215951
Is OP Serious?

>>376215951
Indy Infernal Machine has a couple of levels set in mexico

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>>376217169
Why yes, as a matter of fact he is

>>376217162
theres one on nes already

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>>376216236
>>376215951
Spics are retarded, and why would I give a fuck about a culture that was in the stone age while europe was in the renaissance? We already have that shitty far cry primal if you want to play as a caveman

>>376217994
I mean you would play IN Mexico not play as a Mexican dude chill

>>376215951
Sure, why not. There already are games involving mexican culture like grim fandago so it could work being set in mexico itself.

>>376218109
Then play age of empires my man, devils cartel. GRAW or call of juarez the cartel

>>376217994
Go back to /pol/

>>376218439
Sorry kid, but you have any counter argument to my claims besides go back to /pol/?

>>376217994

I like big booty women though.

>>376216236
it'd put me to sleep

>>376217994
Want to know why? There were no work animals in the new world so they never went around to invent the wheel.

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>>376218841
dont be retarded, ancient spics knew about the wheel, but they were too stupid to find its many applications

>>376218489
A counter argument to "spics are retarded" ? Do you really think you made anything even approaching a cogent argument?

Mexico was a cool place until the Spanish got there.

Nows it's the Spain of America.

I'd take any fantasy/medieval WRPG that isn't DUDE NORDICS, NOTHERN EUROPE LOL

Give us some variety for christ sake

>>376215951
if it was a city setting than yes

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>>376215951
i played this years ago, it's a gta ripoff but it's fun anyways

>>376220673
I really liked that game, but it sucked that it didnt took part in a huge map, instead a bunch of little maps

>>376218937
Yeah, like building a cart that you could then attach to... ?
Lamas would probably just spit in your face if you tried that and every other animal on both continents wasn't really an option for domestication.

if there are cute sexy latinas then sure.

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>>376221323
>Yeah, like building a cart that you could then attach to... ?

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>>376218841
>>376218937
The animals were indeed hard to work with, but spics did invent the wheel. It's just that it had no application in their mountainous terrain.

On questions such as "why X developed like this and Y didn't", you have to consider geographical and historical factors, as well as necessity, not just reduce it to "We have bigger IQ hurp dedurp". But of course you will go for the simplistic explanation.

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Only if she's in it

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>>376217994
the spics were far more advanced in math and astrology, without using any "modern" tools, really makes you think.

>>376221864
not to mention aztecs didnt need roads, cities like tenochtitlan (modern mexico city) used waterways instead of roads

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AYAIYAIYAEEEEE

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>>376222368
>astrology
Dont you meant astronomy? or are you just that uneducated or a butthurt mexcrement?

>>376222258
MAMI
QUIERO LECHE MAMI

>>376222258
best waifu

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>>376222461
>mfw my country took all the gold and silver from the savages
>mfw mexicans still behead each others on the streets to this very day

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>>376218962
>"spics are retarded"
>because they were in the stone age when Europe was in renaissance


???

yeah sure, i don't mind that. i kind of think of wow one of the first raids. i kind of think of red dead redemption.

This thread made me want to play Expeditions Conquistador.

How's the new one? With the Vikings.

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>>376222461
>if only those spics never drained that beautiful lake
I'm still mad.

>>376222368
They had some geometry and a calendar. They figured out star shit but somehow didn't think to use it to navigate long distances.

>>376222719
isn't spain in like a big crisis or something?

>>376222976
Not to mention egyptians had the same knowledge 3000-4000 years prior to the ancient mexicans (prediction of solar eclipses, rotation of the earth around the sun, and the existence of a few planets)

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>>376223062
Yes, and we still have a better economy than mexico

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)

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I'm hoping if there is a second bloodborne, that its set in Yharnam's New World where the church finds a blood crazed society, much like their own, in the aztecs

Barring that i want Aztez to be released

>>376215951
I'm mexican...

an no, I would'nt. Mexico sucks.

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>>376222509
I said astrology because they used it to predict terrestial events and affairs

You know that's what's astrology was all about you retard.

But i guess you woudn't know the differnce you uncultured fuck.

>>376223328
I dont think that would be possible, imagine the outcry of the SWJ and the hispanic population regarding the representation of how sagave their culture was?
FFS the aztecs used to eat soup made of literal babies, yet its almost a sin to talk about that in this day and age (Im studying anthropology, and one of our teachers got suspended for a couple of days for saying the aztecs were cannibals)

>>376223513
>Saying this after the 2012 debacle

>>376217994
>american education

>>376223595
He gave you the history of astrology he didn't defend it you tard

>>376223595
I hope you are not being serious, the mayans never predicted the end of the world in 2012, the date was just the end of a segment of the calendar and the start of a new one.

But some american con man took it and sold the idea to the history channel and many retarded burgers believed they predicted the end of the world

>>376223559
Just make the NotAztecs interactable, make some covenants based on it, and make him good architects

On a most extreme case name the game something else, make you play as one of them and halfaway through the game Yharnam ships lands on the continent from the first time revealing its BB2

So you can soend galf of the game befriending and fight your countrymen and then next half you start to interact with the would be colonizers

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>>376223595
The year 2012 was just the end of the mayan calendar, they can only fit so much in a wheel

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>>376223991
This, just like Uncharted golden abyss did, just name them a little different

>>376222368
yet they got beat by a bunch of spaniards with guns, not really an advance civilisation then eh?

>>376215951
The Mexico part of Red Dead Redemption was pretty good

>>376224306
Spaniards with guns and diseases*
Part of the reason whites historically were so good at colinizing was they would just make everybody sick and pick off the survivors.

>>376224306
to be fair aztecs wars were pretty different than in any other country, only army vs army ever fought (never killed civilians), and the objective was not to kill your oponent, but to disable him in order to use him as a human sacrifice after the fight

>>376223559
>one of our teachers got suspended for a couple of days for saying the aztecs were cannibals
lmao in mexico mine always joked that men do not live by bread only and such

>FFS the aztecs used to eat soup made of literal babies
no they didn't, where the hell do you study

>>376218962
>average IQ of spics is about 80
>literally retarded

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=poRP0poDmDs

I'm waiting for it

>>376223513
How can you be advanced in astrology? Do you view it as a genuine science?

Fuck off you goddamn spics, keep /v/ an aryan board.

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>>376224567
Im actually not surprised you dont know about this, this kind of things are not studied in mexican schools because of how awful they are

>In Xochimilco, the remains of a three-to-four-year-old boy were found. The skull was broken and the bones had an orange/yellowish cast, a vitreous texture, and porous and compacted tissue. Aztecs have been known to boil down remains of some sacrificed victims to remove the flesh and place the skull in the tzompantli. Archaeologists concluded that the skull was boiled and that it cracked due to the ebullition of the brain mass. Photographs of the skull have been published in specialized journals.

In History of the Things of New Spain Sahagún confesses he was aghast by the fact that, during the first month of the year, the child sacrifices were approved by their own parents, who also ate their children

In the month Tepeilhuitl (from September 30 to October 19) children and two noble women were sacrificed by extraction of the heart and flaying; ritual cannibalism in honor of Tláloc-Napatecuhtli, Matlalcueye, Xochitécatl, Mayáhuel, Milnáhuatl, Napatecuhtli, Chicomecóatl, Xochiquétzal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_sacrifice_in_pre-Columbian_cultures#Aztec_culture

>>376224942
He is retarded, he meant astronomy, but he's too buttblasted to accept his error

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>>376222719

>The average spaniard during colonial times was a dirt poor feudal farmer
> they never got an industrial revolution in time like England 'cause they rather live from give me dats from small pox infected indians so their economy stalled
>Spain lost all the gold and silver due to the Crown spending it on useless garbage and ended up using it to pay debts to Dutch ((bankers)) [origin of jew golds ] so England and Holland were much richer with much smaller colonies
>Being literally run by a retard once

Really makes you think

>>376225573
And yet we were able to have a better economy and standard of living than mexico while only having 1/3 of its population and almost no natural resources like retarded mexicans have

When will newfags get this site was always /pol/? Great thing about /r/t_d is that they trigger cucks.

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>>376225573
>Being literally run by a retard once
Wait, what, didnt the mexican telenovela president wasnt even able to name 3 books that he read?
I mean, what the fuck were mexicans thinking by electing that guy to run your country?

>>376224906
Literally impossible to have an average IQ of 80.

Average IQ is always 100. It's not an objective score of intelligence it's a test designed to compare a set of people against each other. The average is ALWAYS 100 whether you take the IQ of a class of geniuses or the IQ of a class of retarded 5 year olds, the average IQ of any given group is always 100.

>>376225998
are you actually bostering of having a better economy than a 3rd world shithole? man it sucks to being an spaniard aint it?

>>376226241
here you dont need at least 50% of population vote to elect a president, he got like 34% of votes and won

>>376215951
already did it was called red dead redemption and the Mexico arc sucked ass

everything in mexico blows dick, shit tier vacation destination, shit people, greasy as fuck food, non third world country that looks worse than third world countries

aztecs are the only cool thing, and even then the only time I get interested in it is when its dressed up as lizard people in warhammer 50k

Aztec Souls where you eventually have access to european conquistador tech

>>376226778
we are a third world country retard, dont be fooled just because we are close to USA

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>>376225113
They didn't make soup out of babies, only the skull was boiled so they could pierce it and place it on the tzompantli. The child was most probably anesthetized when it was sacrificed, they didn't boil it alive.
At most they ate the right thighs of the child, just like the warriors ate the right thighs of those they captured, which they also called their sons.
It wasn't a common practice, but a very special ceremony, in fact only 42 children have been found in the most important temple of the empire, which again only lasted 200. The Spanish at the same place killed 8000 unarmed nobles and their children in a couple of hours without a declaration of war and started the hostilities with the Aztecs.
>While Hernán Cortés was in Tenochtitlan, he heard about other Spaniards arriving on the coast – Pánfilo de Narváez had come from Cuba with orders to arrest him – and Cortés was forced to leave the city to fight them. During his absence, Moctezuma asked deputy governor Pedro de Alvarado for permission to celebrate Toxcatl (an Aztec festivity in honor of Tezcatlipoca one of their main gods). But after the festivities had started, Alvarado interrupted the celebration, killing almost everyone present at the festival, men, women, and children alike.
>The Spanish version of the incident claims the conquistadors intervened to prevent a ritual of human sacrifice in the Templo Mayor; the Aztec version says the Spaniards were enticed into action by the gold the Aztecs were wearing, prompting an Aztec rebellion against the orders of Moctezuma. While differing so on Alvarado's specific motive, both accounts are in basic agreement that the celebrants were unarmed and that the massacre was without warning and unprovoked.
But no Mexican teacher does more than mention Aztec cannibalism and Spanish cruelty, because violence was not uncommon in those times and there's no point in obssesing over that. How the hell have sjw have influenced a supposedly critical teaching?

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>>376226589
Do you know how economy works anon? do you even know what 3rd world refers to?

>Cinco De Mayo, a day not even celebrated in Mexico, is celebrated in the US
>nobody celebrates 4th of July in Mexico

Mexico: 1 - US: 0

>>376227116
>which again only lasted 200
*200 years

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>so shitty people don't even want to live there
>i know let's make a game about it

>>376227229

>5 de mayo
>not celebrated

They make a huge parade and everything

>>376220673
awesome game i think i beat it 5 times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yklXwxjLCew

>>376227229
spics celebrate the USA by buying american brands every day anon, mexico is the top 1 country that drinks coke, that's why they are the no1 country in obesity

>>376227337
In the US, which is my point.

>>376220673
sequel when?

>>376227429

No, in México.

>>376227423
In Meixco's defense, Mexican coke is 20x better than American coke. Especially Coke in glass bottles.
>>376227492
Never heard of it.

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>>376227443
there was that horrible psp one

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>>376224058
they could've fitted even more ON THE OTHER SIDE of it , if they were not such lazy, retarded tree-niggers

>>376227613
>Especially Coke in glass bottles
Well thats the only one made with actual cane sugar, all the others are made from the same disgusting corn syrup they use here

>>376227613

Google it

>>376227145
yes

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>>376227429
>>376227492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igI8S_DVrJw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d3_OD88JEc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDryxZxRFsk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpmy_dGGolk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQ3pFri4d8

>>376222719
Ahh, yes, a rich Spanish tradition.
>These first insurgents eventually fell. The four main participants - Hidalgo, Ignacio Allende, Juan Aldama, and José Mariano Jiménez - were shot by Spanish firing squads, and their bodies decapitated.[10] The four heads were hung from the corners of the Alhóndiga, to discourage other independence movements.[11] The heads remained hanging for ten years, until Mexico achieved its independence.

/pol/ is a bunch of cancerous faggots.

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>>376228458
At least we didnt eat them paco

Whatever happened to GRAW?

I want to play that in third person

>>376228849
>Killing people is fine as long as you don't eat them

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>>376228849
really makes you think

>>376229054
>killing people in a civil was is the same as ritually killing children to eat them
Is that how mexican intellectuals think?
No wonder why a telenovela president is running your country

>>376218489

>calls an entire group of people "retarded spics"
>thinks she has an argument

Lmao kids these days i swear.

>>376229168
>We did bad things, but they did something we found icky so it makes us okay.

>>376229168
And how it makes you feel that a TV star (Trump) is running your country?

>>376229291
Its ok anon, you are a spic after all, its not like you can understand how awful children sacrifice is
>>376229363
Im not american tamale boy

>>376229363
You mean zionist meme candidate, how's that wall- I mean fence coming along.

>>376229363
Anon, I'm pretty sure that other guy is from Spain.

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>DUDE NATIVE MEXICANS SACRIFICED THEIR CHILDREN TO GODS AND CANNIBALIZED THEM BUT EUROPEANS HAD DUNGEONS YOU GUYS ARE LIKE JUST AS BAD
Like a thousand people died in the inquisition

>>376215951
I already have played several.

>>376229534
By conquistadors who deliberately destroyed south america and mexican culture and enslaved the population.

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>The child was most probably anesthetized when it was sacrificed. It wasn't a common practice, but a very special ceremony, in fact only 42 children have been found in the most important temple of the empire, an empire that lasted 200 years
>The Spanish at the same place killed 8000 unarmed nobles and their children in a couple of hours without a declaration of war and started the hostilities with the Aztecs

>>376229419
>>376229534
(You)

>>376229534
but my mexican education sytem told me aztects were really nice guys who never eat human meat, that's just dirty spaniard lies that hate us because we were smarter than them!!!

Also, some guy in europe once eat a human feet, so checkmate europeans

>>376229363

Makes me feel like humanity has a long way to go, that includes you for asking such a stupid question.

>>376229724
>The child was most probably anesthetized
>probably
Oh snap, that makes it ok the, carry on

>>376217994
The Mayans and Aztecs were awesome, fuck off.

>>376225287
astrology was a science back then you fuck.

>>376229671
BASED

>>376217994
Happy 14th birthday

>>376229835
>42 children is literally worse than killing 8000+ people
Really appealing to emotion hard there.

>>376229724
>tumblr
Jesus christ anon, just stop it, children sacrifice in mesoamerica was not just made in teotihuacan, many other tlaloc temples had children bones around them

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>Aztecs and Mayans sacrificed a few people each year for their God and consumed their sacred body
>Europeans burn millions of women accused of witchcraft and murdered whole villages because of "muh" God
>Jesus literally fed his body to his followers
>Europeans literally massacred 2 whole continents of women and children in the name of Greed

>somehow natives are the inhuman monsters

how brainwashed can you be?

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>>376229753
>but my mexican education sytem told me aztects were really nice guys who never eat human meat
Did you literally skip primary education or something?

>>376229975
>Killing people is awesome as long as it's not children, then you're literally hitler.

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>>376229959
>astrology was a science back then you fuck.
Is this what mexican schools teach?

>>376230076
hitler killed plenty of (((( kids )))))

>>376230026
Being a contrarian, ESPECIALLY in history related topics, is the new cool.

>>376230125
Phew, glad he killed the right people. Now I don't have to feel guilty.

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>>376230026
>a few people
what the fuck?

>>376230093
its in the name you retard, the suffix logy implied science.

>>376226567
i know im late but im here to ask you if that is pure bait.

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>>376229983
>>376229835
we don't know how the sacrifices actually were, if we are to believe the spanish the Aztecs sacrificed 10 000 children every year, which again does not compure with the 42 children found

also
>>tumblr
>The child was most probably anesthetized
>probably

>purposely avoiding the part of the 8 000 unarmed nobles and their children killed
lmao

>>376230267
comparatively, yes
pic related

>>376229534

>300AD
>christianity is officially recognized as a religion
>over the next 300 years, christians went around in huge mods, destroying pagan holy sites and killing priests at each one
>also murdered tens of thousands of pagans
>near the end of the 6th century, pagans no longer had rights
>a new religion kills one of the oldest
>steals their holidays to devalue them (christmas? Try winter solstice)
>millions more die in the crusaides
>countless people are tortured and killed for being "heathens", which meant anything basically.
>skip to modern day
>homo priests sodomize young boys to uphold their ancient and ass backwards beliefs

As a white person, its not hard to say how malicious and fucked up we are, especially when belief in imaginary friends are involved.

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Well, not mexico per say but i want a Character Action game where you play as a Matador.

>Set in a slaughterhouse-themed hell
>You play as a dead matador
>You have been tortured for decades but after some shit happened you finally take a stand against the forces of hell
>The gameplay is kinda like Playable Sam in MGR
>focus on taunting and dodges.
>Able to cancel most your attacks in dodges and taunts
>most of your enemies are big heavily bull themed armored creatures and while you can break their defences by repeatdly beating them, if you taunt the enemies will get increasivly angry and their defences will weaken into a point where you can basically OHKO them
>Four weapons:Sword and cape/two knives(fast attacks and lunges, dodges work like Raiden dodges)/Staves(long range, lots of trips, dodges send your character airbourne)/Puppet(Human sized magical female puppet. You dance flamenco and tango with it, focus on debuffs)

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>>376215951
how come rockstar never made a GTA set in Mexico?

>>376230745
Anon, killing is only wrong when they do it. It's always been okay when we do it.

>>376230862

Im taking a shit as i type this on my phone, and it still cant compare to your current level of shitposting

>>376230831
Why isn't this real yet

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>>376222258
>Quetzalcoatl
>A Woman

>>376230983
Maybe the sarcasm went well over your head.

>>376230856
GTA is about 'murica and the 'murican dream.

So the closest thing would be a GTA where the character is a mexican.

Broken Sword 2 was alright.

>>376215951
>Mexico
No
>Aztlán
Yes

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>>376230067
Its funny, because some retarded mexican earlier told me aztects didnt eat babies, you see, this kind of things are not widely studied in mexican schools because they are awful, just like the manifest destiny or the efects of the atomic bomb are not widely studied in american schools or the experiments of unit 731 are not studied in japanese schools

Every country has its share of awful crimes commited against other people, but that doesnt mean we should close our eyes to them

Yes, aztecs had a very rich culture full of amazing myths and legends, their caste system was great, things like slavery were pretty uncommon in mesoamerica, their conflicts only involved warriors, they never touched civilians and things like their iconography are fantastic, modern graphic designers can do shit to reach the level of artistic value aztecs had, but yeah, they did sacrificed a ton of people and eat their flesh, not to mention they tortured children for years to make them cry, so their god of the water could make rain.

Take the good with the bad

>>376215951

Only if I get to purge the Aztec scum of rightful Spanish clay

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>>376231029
The only problem is that its the wrong woman

>>376231187
You cant even purge africans and chinks from spain

>>376231116
Mexicas not Aztecas
t. Huitzilopochtli

The heck are those half-assed pyramids for anyways? Stairs to a flat top?

>>376225287
Astronomy is the studies of celestial objects themselves, for instance the gravity of another planet.

Astrology is the study of the correlation between celestial objects and predicting earthly events using that information. For instance, predicting seasons of drought or seasons of rainfall through the movement of the stars and scheduling crops accordingly.

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>>376223559
>the hispanic population regarding the representation of how sagave their culture was?
Mexican here. I'd be totally stoked if they included Aztecs regardless if they were villains.

Aztecs were the Nords of precolumbian America. The elite soldiers fought war wearing the skin of a Jaguar they had killed by themselves.

>>376231178

One of the many retards here in Mexico that don't bother to know about their heritage, most people are just "we wuz warriors, shamans and shit" and that's all they know.

>>376231880
>aztects, the original furries

>>376218937
Proto-spics lived in mountains, so using the wheel was retarded as fuck.

>>376223328
Anon, you've hurt me in a way that no one has in a while. I would love a Bloodborne game like this and it saddens me that it would never happen.

>>376231880
Tthe fact that an elite warrior had to bury the umbilical cord of newly born warriors in a battlefield was amazing

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I would love a character-action game that follows a luchador.

>>376230856
Because GTA is based in the American dream, not Mexican dream.

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>>376225113
>the child sacrifices were approved by their own parents, who also ate their children
Well this is because to be sacrificed was one of the highest honors one could receive. The WINNERS of the championship of their local sports earned the privilege of being sacrificed to their gods and they would gladly accept it. It speaks a lot of their devotion to their religion and war when death itself is seen as a reward and it's easy to understand why the conquest took gunpowder and a coup going on at the same time.

We really don't know the entire context of the child sacrifices, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was a religious cover-up to kill children with birth defects.

>>376232076
>not egyptians

>>376231178
They were still savages so any good doesn't count. Their astrology and graphic design didn't help western civilization one bit like europe did.

>>376223559
The only ones that would cry about that shit are attentionwhore chicanos.

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Aren't they already doing something like that?

>>376232391
The Mexican Dream is to go to America so i guess it is the same thing.

>>376232204
>Proto-spics lived in mountains
Most mesoamerican cultures thrived while living in valleys, the Olmecs in Tula, the aztecs in Tenochtitlan, the mayans in tulum, all of them lived in valleys were the wheel could be widely used

>>376232567
More like South Mexican and South American dream.

>>376223559

The only people who actually give a shit about things like that are liberal white women with way too much free time.

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>>376221323
>Yeah, like building a cart that you could then attach to... ?

>>376232391
>Because GTA is based in the American dream

If the American dream means to be a nigger or a slav working with carterls or drug dealers in USA, i don't want that "dream".

>>376232417
Shut the fuck up cannibal child killer, glad the spanish tried to exterminate you rodents.

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Yes, I play SA:MP and MTA sometimes. They're pretty much set in Mexico/South America.

>>376232648
>Tenochtitlan
>valley
nani?

>>376232671
fuck off

>>376215951
Absolutely. Ideally an open-world mercenary game where you take quests from PMCs and the government, fight the cartels. Nearly limitless customization, huge areas to explore (with seamless transitions), vehicles, black market. There were several attempts to set a game like this in South America (Xenus, Boiling Point, etc.), but they all had low budgets and were full of bugs/performance issues.

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>>376232798
>Mexico-Tenochtitlan, commonly known as Tenochtitlan was a Mexica (city-state) located on an island in Lake Texcoco, in the Valley of Mexico.

You are aware what a valley is, right?

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>>376232417
>if it was a religious cover-up to kill children with birth defects.
Why modern people don't do this anymore? the world doesn't need kids with DOWN or other shit.

>>376217994
KEK
white people arent called cave dwellers for a reason. you are the original cave man cracker

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>>376215951
Anyone played it?

>>376232463
Define savagery. You know something Azects never had? Orgies, because their culture was sexually repressive. They had good education for their people, even the lowest born went to school and had military training. You are viewing their culture with the lens of yours. Little different than what the Islams are doing to Europe nowadays.

>>376232704
>get struck by logic
>S-shut up!

>>376223219
>a big economy in crisis is better than a smaller and stable one

Lmao, okay, tio.

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>>376231478
What about CIRCULAR PYRAMIDS?

>>376233178
/pol/ praises faggots like varg who lives in a mudhut and lives off welfare like a nigger as an advanced white one should strive to live as.

Fuck yes I would. Azted/Mayan/Inca civilizations are woefully underrepresented these days, I'd love anything along these lines. Hell, even the more contemporary mexican mythos is great.

>>376233185

Oh I did, though play is too strong a word. My young self was way too stupid to play it one bit but even so, I have fond memories of it.

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>>376233405
>stable one
Just by opening his orange mouth Trump can bring the peso down anon, that's not what stable means

>>376233456
>/pol/

why do you guys meme my other home board so hard?

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>>376229534
>EUROPEANS HAD DUNGEONS
and dragons

>>376223219
>>376233549
But you are being jobless

>>376233549
The dollar has been decreasing steadily, I'd say that's pretty good compared to Spain's lack of employment.

>>376233601
/pol/ are niggers.

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>>376231478
Those pyramids had little temples on top of them, like the ones in this picture, but they were destroyed long ago, some of them had huge statues on top of them

>>376233694
yeet they brought us epic moments like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfJ1tTGjyS0
what has /v/ done?

>>376233639
>>376233549
Hey, at least 50 of our population doesnt live in extreme poverty frijolito, how do you manage to have such a huge ammount of natural resources and have half of your population living with less than a dollar a day??

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>>376234039
>and have half of your population living with less than a dollar a day??

Stop lying gachupin

>>376234008
I have to call you a nigger when you worship a snow nigger like varg who shits in the woods.

>>376223559
You've obviously never met a mexican. They don't give a shit if you show how savage the Aztecs were. They already know that shit. They think it's interesting like a normal person. Besides, the average Mexican is a mix of native American and Spanish, so that's only half of their lineage.

>>376234179
did i every say i worship varg you dumb fuck?

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>Thread still hasn't been deleted
Can we all agree that Aztecs had pretty cool art?

>>376234315
Sure you don't vargfag, you wuz vikingz and shit.

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>You see this guy smack your girls ass at the club
>What do?

>>376234462
not really, i mean have you seen any codice dawings? that being said i like the statues,jewelery and stone carvings, pretty cool shit.

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>>376234462
yes

>>376234513
meanwhile /v/ worships fat slobs like gab newton and boogie

WE IZ PC MUSTARD RACE AND SHEIT

>>376234515
i sacrifice my girl for the gods of course!

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>>376234515
sneeze at him

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>>376234685
what's wrong with codices?

>>376234306
>You've obviously never met a mexican
I studied 1 year in mexico city at the INAH, people there told me things like cannibalism and child sacrifice was left out of history books in the 70s, because of how the mexican goverment wanted to create a sense of pride on its population regarding its ancient cultures.

Of course, many regular mexicans know about it, but most people just know that the aztecs sacrificed a bunch of guys, but the spaniards exagerated the whole deal, when in reality if you check the mesoamerican codex you can see how wide spread human sacrifice was in the day, in places like texcoco 1000 people were sacrificed every month during 1300 because of a drought

>Ctrl+F de_aztec
>0 results

fuck you /v/

>>376234793
not so cool looking IMO

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>>376234785
daaaaaamn!

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>>376215951
>videogame

How to spot a subhuman.

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>>376234515
teach him spanish
make him worship my gods
kill millions of his people

>>376234773
Everyone here worships them ironically here, everyone there worships him unironically there.

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>>376234785
Yeah that would do it

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>>376234939
i guess the style might be not as appealling, but they have some really cool ideas

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>>376235271
the last one looks like a fucking jojo stand

>>376235381
Aztec Gods of fitness

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My fetish

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I really do think Bloodborne fits an Aztec Setting.

The visceral strike can even look like you're ripping your opponents heart, which fits the aztec sacrifice thing.

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Aztec Souls.

Something like being a tribesman from small village, searching for the long lost aztec city where the 7 Aztec Tribes live. You find it and everyone there is crazy. Fight to discover what happened in the city between the 7 aztec gods.
Halfway through the game either the Spanish attack or the Aztec Gods descends from the heaven to wage apocalypse.
Brandish angrily a Macuahuitl, Rip people's heart from their bodies and maybe partake in some healthy anthropophagy.

Basically angrier junglier Bloodborne?
Or something

>>376215951
Medieval 2: Americas
American Conquest
Age of Empires 2: The Conquerors

Are there any other games set during 15th/16th century colonisation?

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>>376236181

>>376222929
It was a swamp, and was shallow as fuck when it wasn't flooding, which was a lot.

>>376215951
Yes, absolutely, they had a fascinating culture and religion, and seeing the Lake City in its full splendour would be incredible

I liked Expeditions conquistador, but it was an isometric game with shit visuals so it didn't capture the beauty

>>376231089
you now remember
>talking to a goat
>dwayne

>>376235860
dark souls fits even more, whats with heroes sacrificing themself to relit the fire, which is something cyclical that happened in aztec mythology every once in a while

>>376235860
That sounds fucking amazing.

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T H I C C

>>376230856
Actually I heard there is was but it was an arcade machine and it probably wasent official

>>376226978
than thats pretty fucking sad when fucking thailand and vietnam, oh shit even Tibet was a more well put together country and they are more appealing then ur shit country

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Newfags won't remember.

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>>376237754
theres always ps2 mods

>>376237543
we really are the africans' cousins

>>376238151
Theocracy.

>>376237543
based aztecs

>>376237543
>Huemac had sex with these sorceresses
Every time

>>376231005
Bullfighting is "problematic" nowadays

>>376227639
Why are white people so obsessed with the term "chili con carne"?

>>376215951
Total Overdose was pretty spicy

>>376241467
It rolls off the tongue and sounds cool.

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>>376227145
>Even an entire continent banded together can't stand up to the US
Every country in the world is America's bitch.

>>376241467
it's tasty

>>376222976
Navigate where? They spread throughout the Americas for thousands of miles despite it being extremely rough and mountainous.

>>376237543
>CE
Dropped

>>376237543
>Huemac then had sex with these sorceresses
MADMAN

>>376226241
a lot of people and I quote "felt it was about time for Mexico to have a handsome president"

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>>376235271
>Itztlacoliuhqui

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>what could have been an interesting discussion about mesoamerican stuff turns to shit because of /pol/fags

>>376243364
I wish we could find an insanely violent culture interesting without having a faggot call us liberal cucks every ten seconds.

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Already have.

>>376215951
Yeah sure. Mexico is a beautiful country with a lot of different environments to offer.

>>376224942
it was back then.

>>376224515
>Literally kept starting fights/raiding other people to maintain the sacrifices
I mean the aztecs were cool and interesting, but they were slightly unhinged.

Their civilization started when they gained control of an unused inland 'island' that other tribes avoided because it was infested with dangerous snakes. They solved the problem by hunting and eating all the fucking snakes.

>>376244475
Vikings ain't got nothing on the metal as fuck Aztecs.

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>And when we saw all those cities and villages built in the water, and other great towns on dry land, and that straight and level causeway leading to Mexico [i.e. Tenochtitlán], we were astounded. These great towns and cues [i.e., temples] and buildings rising from the water, all made of stone, seemed like an enchanted vision from the tale of Amadis. Indeed, some of our soldiers asked whether it was not all a dream. It is not surprising therefore that I should write in this vein. It was all so wonderful that I do not know how to describe this first glimpse of things never heard of, seen or dreamed of before

>>376241064
That shouldn't stop a great idea from being made. I wish I could get into game development just to try to make something like that.

>>376246519
I wish i was a Oil Baron just so i can throw money at some game company and have them make them

>>376215951
Isn't Tetris set in Mexico?

No. Mexico is disgusting and so are the beaners who live there. Fuck mexcrements and fuck mexico.

>>376230026

>Europeans burn millions of women
>millions
>not knowing the population count/density at that time in Europe

>Jesus literally fed his body to his followers
>believing in the transubstantiation doctrine by proxy

>how brainwashed can you be?

So, leaving the native mesoamerican cultures to continue practicing cannibalism and human sacrifice without intervention is OK, yet, abolishing that practice is wrong? Of course the Aztecs and Mayans were going fight violently against the Spainards, they had a completely different system of civilization that challenged their homeland's values. The only reason the Aztecs and Mayans got wrecked so hard was because the Spaniards were more technologically advanced.

>>376247949
>Spaniards were more technologically advanced
Not him but Spaniards barelly did anything, they pretty much made the Aztecs kill everyone and then backstabbed them once the Aztec Mayan war was almost over.

There's a reason why people say Mexico was conquered by Mexicans.

>>376238273
That obviously Brazil, not Mexico, anon.

>>376247614
what?

>>376230745

>300AD
>christianity is officially recognized as a religion
>over the next 300 years, christians went around in huge mods, destroying pagan holy sites and killing priests at each one
>also murdered tens of thousands of pagans
>near the end of the 6th century, pagans no longer had rights

Do you know why? Before Christianity was established as the state-religion the Pagans (i.e those who believed in the Greco-Roman pantheon) persecuted and killed Christians to stop the influx of proselytization that spread throughout the Empire. Lex Talionis or Eye for Eye.

>steals their holidays to devalue them (christmas? Try winter solstice)
>Jesus is born in the same time-period in Nazereth within the Julian and Gregorian Calendar on the Winter Solstice
>according to Christian tradition his birth celebrated
>somehow Western Pagans are the originators of celebrating Winter Solstice even though there other religions that do the same and date to older than Greco-Roman and Norse systems
>somehow Christians can steal natural astronomical occurences

OK.

>millions more die in the crusades
>people die in war

The horror.

>homo priests sodomize young boys to uphold their ancient and ass backwards beliefs
>sodomize young boys to uphold their ancient and ass backwards beliefs

Get your story straight. Abrahamic faiths hate homosexuality.

>>376218937
>No draft animals
>Land is either mountainous or a dense humid jungle
>Already have plenty of rivers and waterways to transport shit

gee i wonder why they didn't bother with carts

>>376232997
Look at that huge fucking lake with huge fucking rivers sprouting from it, why bother with weels when you can transport everything through water

>>376217994
>Stone age
Tenochtitlan had hospitals, universities and a compulsory education system. On top of artificial islands used for farming that allowed them to feed one of the biggest cities in the world at the time by themselves.

All of this happened in 200 years.

>buh they didn't have steel armor, that means dey dumb. videogames told me civilization development and technologies are linear

>>376253182
>Tenochtitlan had hospitals, universities and a compulsory education system. On top of artificial islands used for farming that allowed them to feed one of the biggest cities in the world at the time by themselves.
You mean just like the summerians did 6000 years ago? Damn, the aztecs were awesome

>>376222719
>Lost half the gold and silver to british corsairs
>Used the other half of the gold and silver to flood the market and plummet the price because too dumb to figure out supply and demand

and this is why you are called the mexico of europe

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>>376237543
Huemac. My man.

>>376253327
advanced civilisations came and went away again throughout history?

STOP THE PRESSES

>>376253327
then why at the same time europe refused to bathe because "it opened the pores to evil humours" or why did they throw their shit on the streets despite having a sanitation legacy left to them by the romans or why it took them until the 19th century to figure out that doctors who are attending childbirth should wash their hands with soap, specially if they were working at the morgue before?

really makes me think

>>376237543
>Sorceress mock him for being unable to get THICC wives
>he fucks these sorceresses

who was in the wrong here?

>>376253327
Again, when you go from a group of nomads to building a city that the very conquistadors compared to constantinople, sevilla or cordoba in 200 years, it is indeed quite awesome.

Meanwhile europe took more than a thousand years despite having everything the romans left to use

>>376254374
Really? Damn, Aztecs really knew how to build a city.

>>376254605
>build an empire
fix'd that typo for you m8

>>376249625
I know
But i'm brazilian so i'm just using that image because if there is one about a Brazilian city there should be one about mexico.

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Story Time:

>Coatlicue pregnant with son
>Coatlicue's daughter does not want any other siblings
>Daughter plans to commit matricide
>Daughter attacks her mother upon the temple stairs
>Daughter decapitates and disembodies all her mother's appendages
>Coatlicue dies only to give birth

>The son, Huitzilopochtli, survives and is born in full battle garb

>Her son, Huitzilopochtli, God of the Sun, then spends the remainder of his divine life in battle with the evil of night, his sister and her 400 Star-Soldiers, who committed matricide

>>376222719
Hey beheading is a national tradition. We've been doing it since the aztecs.

>>376215951
I would love a Pokemon game set in a region based on Mexico. It would have a lot of interest legendaries.

>>376215951
>drug trafficking
>police extorting people
>smuggling people over the border
>kidnapping children for prostitution rings in U.S.
Does that sound fun to you?

>>376254708
danke, homie

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>>376215951
Mexico was actually my favorite part of Red Dead Redemption.

>>376242034
>They
The Aztecs didn't come around until relatively late in the timespan of humans in the Americas. The Aztec empire lasted only 196 years. Even America has been around longer than the Aztecs.

>>376230856
they did it was in los angles

>>376254374
>Romans left
No, you dumb niggers, that's not what happened at all. Did you forget that Europe was under constant duress from Muslims? Like how Muslims pushed all the way into France in the 800's? Eastern European culture is based off of killing Muslims, because that's all they knew for 1,100 years.

It wasn't like Romans just died and gave the cities away to everyone else, the cities fell to barbarian hordes, and eventually Feudalism formed in response to outside threats. Europeans still had metal working, advanced construction, mathematics, economics, currency, politics, and actual art.

>>376229363
Euphoric

>>376227715
wew lad, you sure showed them xd

Some gringo boasting about intellugence?

lmao come back when people stop purchasing every single iphone iteration despite having minimal change and paying full price.

>>376255021
Is he the one that jumped out the womb in full war armor?

>>376234039
lies you retarded chorizo eater

>>376227116
Thanks, breh.

Today, I learned some history. Fuck the Spanish.

>>376241886
USA has made its fortune by exploiting small neutral countries.
Really maked you think

>>376223408
go live as an illegal scrubbing the dhut out of burgers toilets, you fucking traitor, nobody wants you here coward.

>>376215951
I guess but Mayan civilization and architecture always kinda bored me. If it were set in mexico i'd prefer a more old west or lucha feel to it.

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>>376215951
Already have, OP.

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>>376255021
BAD ASS AS FUCK.

Why can't Jesus do cool shit like this?

>>376258764
'cause ancient Mexico was brutal af and Judea was some subservient slave province

>>376222461
what game?