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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzUYPt0OAGY&t=18m11s
Where were you when you learned the AVGN is legally retarded and has still managed to achieve more success than the average /v/ poster?
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LMAO it's not too surprising to find out he's retarded with the way he speaks in his videos
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>>376191116
Just because he went to a special ed school doesn't make him retarded.
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i swear, the average person who posts on 4chan is a character in a ben folds song

that's not a very flattering thing to be
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There are more underachievers in special ed than there are actual retards.
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>>376191408
>just because I enjoy seeing my wife fuck another man doesn't make me less of a man
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>>376191116
literally the forrest gump of youtube
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>>376191627
/tv/ plz
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>>376191116
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>>376191116

>groundhog day anywhere near top 50

that's grounds enough for being mentally retarded
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>>376191116
>avgn
>not even a avgn video but a typical video made by James
ok bud
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>>376191656
Who's the Bubba of youtube then?
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Say what you will. But it takes guts to admit that in front of your audience.
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>>376191627
I mean, we all post on /v/ but that doesn't make us retar-

Oh, nevermind.
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altho we can joke that he is a retard, obivously he doesnt look like someone who needs to go to the special school
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>>376191116
Going to a special ed school dosent make you retarded. I know this is a troll thread but I just had to say it.
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>>376191116
>the ghostbusters fiasco
>the entire leftist media were bullying a retard

THOSE
ABLEIST
FUCKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>376191116
>Even a retarded person realized that the Ghostbusters movie was a piece of shit
wew lad
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>>376192159
He's retarded. He doesn't know better.
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>>376192097
>yfw this turned out to be actually true
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>>376192097
>James outside of AVGN usually has a moderate calm demeanor, and when he's hanging out with Mike it's usually Mike throwing out retarded childish jokes and James just enables him
>nah guys for real he's the aspie
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>>376191627

Always comes back to that.

What with this place and the recent obsession with cuckoldry?
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>>376192097
"Beaners. Hehehe. Beans. Beans make you fart." Then he made a fart noise with his mouth.

Why the fuck did I guffaw from reading this?
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>>376191116
The guy's most likely suffering from Asperger syndrome. Which could explain his obsession with vidya and movies.
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>>376192097
a lot of people make cringeworthy reactions sometimes and a lot of them have obsessions with something, like he with movies, that doesnt mean he is aspie or a retard. otherwise he wouldnt be able to get here where is he now. also he has a pretty normal wife and a kid. average aspie wouldnt be able to get through life like that
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>>376192801
>recent
People have been using "cuck" as an insult here for the past 3 years. I know because I took a break from this site in mid 2014, and when I came back everyone was using it and I didn't know what it meant. I never did figure out how it started.
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>>376191116
Hahahahahahahah OH SHIT
Some people on /v/ actually grew up worshiping a literal retard without even realizing it. Hahahahahahahaha
How will you fucks ever recover.
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Why do you think he's friends with Mike? Guy is a child.
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>>376193014
Perhaps he was poking fun at how childish something like beaner, or any insult really, is? I put both on the same level of maturity.
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>>376193220
and he obviously didn't want anything to do with racist bullshit perpetuated by a 70 year old faux "republican"
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>>376193214
It shows how a lot of his fans are quite pathetic.
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>>376191116

>Tfw even Mike is starting to JUST

Anyways, it was always obvious that the both of them have ADD or Aspergers. They always skip through a game, then wonder what it is they're supposed to be doing.
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>>376193014
https://youtu.be/k04YXRcYVrA?t=321
>5:21
I remember someone posted this about a week ago. He makes fart noise with his mouth.
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>>376191850
>Shitting on groundhog day

No anon, you are the retard.
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>>376191116
Do you guys think he met Motherfucker Mike at this sped school?
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>>376191408
It literally does. Why do you people defend this man? He is mentally ill.
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Another day, another Mike Mattei dick thread
I am just waiting for the reveal, desu
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>>376193014
seems like he was making fun of dickheads who are making racist insinuations by letting them now he doesnt give a shit
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>>376193510
Jesus Christ
You can tell they are both special from the way they play Dr. Mario.
How do they constantly make mistakes on a incredibly simple game
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>>376193605

it's pretty much confirmed
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>>376193523
He's using a trip.
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>>376193523
groundhog day is good but a half of the movie is him trying to woo a stuck up pretentious bitch for no other reason besides she is a famous actress also in the movie
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>went to special ed for "ADHD"
>I'm incredibly patient and thoughtful even more so than most people around me

American "Special Ed" education is a mistake
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>>376192097
Sure, and Doug Walker totally had a casting couch.
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>>376193528
Welp Mike is definitely slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9fG7ku313M
In the opening of this video he doesn't realize he's watching a demo, and thinks he is playing the game.
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>>376191116
>he still tries
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>>376192740
>>376192097

How is this true exactly? The images he uploaded for proof are pretty small in this easy-to-share wall of text.
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>>376195881
The pic claims he's a sped, and he admits he is a sped in the video.
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>>376192097
Dude is more autistic than James. Taking pictures of his backyard to prove he's connected to an e-celeb somehow.

"He makes so much money but he's a fucking autist at our family parties!" He's absolutely jealous and more pathetic than Rolfe is autistic with that post.
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>>376196727
it's easy to lie and make up stories on the internet kid, just because someone claims that he has autism doesn't mean shit even if James says that he was a spedcan be a mere coincidence, and still everyone always making shit when it comes to e-celebs just to make fun of then all the time.

Also that guy from the pic was btfo long ago, why are people still posting that pic.
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>>376192097
>I called them beaners
So edgy racist kid over here.
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Wait so he really went to a sped school?

That explains a lot. Like a real lot.
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>>376197517
also he's kind of fucked if james sees this which is very likely
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>>376198015
lol beaner
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>>376193816
Is that them playing?
Level fucking zero?
They couldn't get past the begining level?
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>>376193172
/pol/ discovered moot got cucked.

yep, moot is the fucking reason why all the edgy 15 year old alt-righters and trump cockriders use "cuck" as their go-to insult
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>>376191116
Funny, he doesn't seem like an autist
If you see videos where he's acting normal, he doesn't seem to exhibit symptoms
Body language is typically difficult for an autistic person, but James' seems rather expressive. They also have trouble with posture and eye contact, which James also seems to do fine (I know it's a camera but still)
He seems pretty articulate with his speech as well, not exhibiting any speech impediments or stumbling over words as is common with autistic people.
I'll admit, I haven't seen many James and Mike videos but just from this video and the ones about misquotes he seems pretty normal
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>>376191116
when does he say it? cant bother to sit through 20 minutes of this crap
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>>376199049
He also did a livestream with Mike playing BotW when it came out, and he was pretty much normal and very chill, i think people are getting too far now with the whole sped school thing, he didn't even when full in deph about it.
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He looks skinnier and his hair looks thicker. He's literally uncucked.
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>>376199208
18:11
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>>376191116
>a retarded one doing what he enjoy and making a living out of it
>and has still managed to achieve more success than the average /v/ poster?
I feel pretty good actually, even if I don't watch any of this youtuber.
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>>376191116
he should make a movie about himself.
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>>376193971
It's nothing but made up garbage in 90% of the cases so they can jew money out of dumb parents
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>>376199386
He did some videos about himself and how he started making his homemade movies before making AVGN.

Those are pretty interesting, mostly by the fact how he didn't had budget and did most of his works mostly by himself.
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Who cares
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>>376199487
Sped school is the entire reason Barneyfag exists, or so he claimed.

Also, from what I heard, even if you are just on the spectrum, like the hint of it, you go to sped shcool or at least get into a class.
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>>376191116
I almost wonder how no one made this joke yet
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>>376193971
>>376193971

They put me in EH most of my middle school life, and tried to for Highschool because I refused to be bully and play the bullshit "take a whooping like a bitch then run to the useless fucking teachers" game.


Fuck that nonesense.
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so
what was his endgame with the frankennerd, shitpickle, the nerdy turd, and the guitar guy?

>>376191116
My best friend was in something like that because they considered him emotionally weird, then he went to middle school and everything was fine. He had more girlfriends than me, he got married. I'm the normal one who was in a private school for a while but I'm NEET
don't put too much weight on how adults fuck up kids placement
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>>376199785
board culture
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>>376192097
>actually believing this shit

You're more autistic than that poster and James combined.
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>>376192801
>>376193172
THE INTERNET IS MASSIVE PROPAGANDA FOR PEOPLE TO BE OBEDIENT TO

GET RID OF NSA CIA FBI AND IT WILL NOT HAPPEN NO MORE
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>>376191116
They sent people with ADD and misc. learning issues to those things back in the day, youngfag.
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what the fuck even is this thread
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>>376191116
>Where were you
probably at home in front of the computer
>when
let's be real, it's not exactly a surprise
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there is nothing wrong with james or mike
They are just normal fucking people who grew up in a different generation then you.

I am from fucking chicago
and the older generation has a chicagoian dialect that the younger has
It doesnt mean they are stupid it means they just talk differently then you.

Id rather be james or mike then talk like a gay bitch from modern society.
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>>376201394
CIA memes up the ass
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>>376201484
doesnt have
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>>376201484
shut the fuck up John Candy
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>>376201274
watch the video
james confirmed to be an autist
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Who gives a shit. If he makes good content it doesn't matter if he's SpEd
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>>376201712
>If he makes good content
he doesnt anymore
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>itt retards laughing at other retards for liking a retard.
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>>376201190
>what was his endgame with the frankennerd, shitpickle, the nerdy turd, and the guitar guy?

To have someone to play wit him of course, the whole frankennerd thing was just a gag for an episode.

Shitpickle and nerdy turd where probably just experiments or excuses to show a multiplayer with some excuse, but he didn't expected that shitpickle would become really popular even though he hasn't brought bacck him yet.

The only one that works the most is guitar guy, he always been there since the beginning of the show already and the dynamic between him and the Nerd is one of the most funniest in the whole show compared to other guest.
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>>376201660
The only autism i'm seeing here is from OP and the retarded shitposters in this thread.
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>>376201621
These motherfuckers were playing gamecube games in their college years.
I was a highschool fucker and they have probably a better memory about these kinds of things.

Society was completely fucking different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN9ZLDpCR0c
Listen to how these assholes talk
Show me on god damn youtube a person who talks like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aerG4c6QpTA&t=7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otAcXJfv9Y8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateuPx7TMaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlrNnYmdXmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqLXEssnzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh43dOFokkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EWikCCfHJw

different eras have different kinds of people 1990s was about rebellion
diy
exposing problems and overcoming them
exposing mass manipulation and refusing to participate with it criticizing it with a bunch of other topics
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>>376201753

He still does, aside from the usual content with Mike his monster madness videos are still great and the power rangers episode was one of the best in a long time, the Sonic 06 one was really weak though, but its mostly the fact that James reviewed the game to satisfy people request than rather experiment it by himself.

The last christmas episode was obviously bad but seems like it was mostly because of Keith imput on it, their style doesn't mesh well together.
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>>376193971
Proclaiming yourself as something that every one else is not normally means you are not that thing.

You are probably a big entitled asshole.
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>>376202254
what
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>>376202402
I used to hate dogs, but then I saw John Wick.
but then I saw the end of John Wick and hated dogs again. why didn't he adopt a golden retriever?
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>>376202402
society shapes people into different things.

Our generation is totally different from theres.

The truest judgement could be from their own generation

the second would be the people born right before them or below them

New kids do not understand the generation they came of so it is fucking stupid to even have a thread like this
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>>376202514
Pretty much this.

I'm 33 and both James and Mike seem like non-retarded chill dudes.

I myself had to take special ed classes in elementary school for Dysgraphia, but I'm not retarded just because.
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and then he's GIVIN THE FINGER
AND I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP
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>>376191116
People in the comments are saying it was add which isn't anything that special
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>>376191116
Well /v/ if a literal retard is so succesfull what's your excuse not to be a millionaire?
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>>376202827
yeah
One of my friend went to special ed for add
Another one for anger issues

Both became successful people

I think schooling is retarded it is made for one person instead of the whole of society
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>>376201291
The big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that can control the future. And so then, it’s the end of consciousness and freewill for individuals as we know, and a true two-point-o, in a very bad way, hive mind consciousness with an A.I jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire head system, where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.

There’s now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this up before it gets fully into place and to block these systems, and to try and have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the paedophiles and psychic vampires that are controlling this A.I system before humanity is destroyed. The paedophiles, at whatever level, they rule the devil, whatever you want to call, this interdimensional thing, which gives them advanced off world technology, the fallen one, that’s out of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations. That’s Satan.
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>>376203628
oh, geeze
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>>376203628

Corporations were this before the ai


It was a neo feudalistic society

You want to know how you get past this
Occultism
It gives you the ultimate free will

According to the famous occultist Aleister Crowley, magick is "the Science and Art of causing Change to occur in conformity with Will." ... In fact, Crowley... says that "every intentional act is a Magickal Act." If you follow his line of reasoning, there is a great deal of validity in what he says, although it is not what we are seeking at this time. We need to make the definition of magick a bit longer: Magick is the science and art of causing change (in consciousness) to occur in conformity with will, using means not currently understood by traditional Western science.
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>>376192801
James is a cuck get oever it fanboy.
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>>376193539
It literally does not. A ton of people go to Special eds and are not retarded. It just mean they have some problems learning. Could be Social, intellectual, hell physical.
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>>376194527
Yed it was confirned by Lindsey
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James, Mike, Ryan? There all obviously fucking retarded. Where you guys not paying attention? I still like his videos.
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>>376202827
>>376202827
retards
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>>376203497
>Anger issues
That would actually make a lot of sense, perhaps the Angry Nerd character was inspired by himself at a young age?
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>people still making threads about this

/v/ really is getting more insufferable with each day.
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weve seen videos of him as a kid. he was perfectly normal.

people probably get misdiagnosed. like thy used to do with add kids and they put them on drugs when they didn't need it.
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>>376204419

If you watch the movie Revenge Of The Nerds, you'll see what the character was influenced by. He even explains it in an older video.

Why are you people pretending to be idiots who don't get anything? It's honestly baffling
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BUROWN BRICKS
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>>376204085
Sauce?
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>>376192097
>>376197517
Anyone else notice how extremely jealous this guy is? You can immediately notice through his writing how he constantly wants to prove himself to be better than James to his wife and himself.
He's probably extremely butthurt about James the ''autist'' being such a success, if he truly didn't care and felt ''sorry'' for James he would've never bothered posting so many walls of text and being so desperate.

Not to sound like some faggot in love with AVGN or a Personal Army Request but I would love to see this faggot exposed to James and the world.
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>>376203964
being the father of a son must make you the ultimate wingman then
you're essentially raising a kid so he can fuck as much as possible
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>>376193523
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>>376197549
BECAUSE IIT SAYS THING I WANNA HEAR/AGREE WITH
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>>376192097
>and he SUCKED at it, so that's his biggest complain.

James' making poop jokes at family reunions is believable to me, but that seems to be out of the line. James has showed over the years that he fucking loves doing filmmaking, even if he's subjugated to the AVGN and his only interest is camp.
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>>376193539
I was placed in special ed classes in kindergarden and 4th grade even though i wasnt a retardo. I "was a good example of a student" meaning i kept shut and did my work.

also when was having an opinion deemed a mental illness?
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>>376206241
>i wasnt a retardo
You clearly are
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Remember when James and Mike didn't know why the Grim Reaper was called the Reaper and uses a scythe?
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>>376206491
I don't know either
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>>376203964
Manletosphere is getting more reterded every day.
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>>376206491
when was this
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>>376192097
I'd bet money that this was Mike posting.
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>>376198643
He didn't even get cucked, he got friendzoned.
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>>376202514
The only one who can truly judge is God.

Also, I'm pretty sure James is a libcuck which means he is automatically a retard.
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>>376191850
yes, eh no.
you are the mentally retarded millennial.

groundhog day is a classic.
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>>376208082
Fucking millennials! Everything made after 1990 ain't worth shit.....
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>>376208082
> calling other's millennials
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>>376191850
All his list is pretty lowbrow, taking away horror films (and even then!). I thought it was pretty nice, according to how he is, but do go on calling him a retard for that one single movie you don't like, "anime is best watched with friends who love you".
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>>376191850
>that's grounds enough for being mentally retarded

CARLOS
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>>376208184
>thinks I'm a filthy millennial
kek
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>>376191116
>and has still managed to achieve more success than the average /v/ poster?
Nothing urprising here considering the average /v/irgin is even more retarded desu
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>>376209772
i'm not retarded i'm just stupid
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Here on 4chan, unsurprised because I'm guessing most eceleb fans are retarded themselves. Not video games.
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>>376192097
>I called them 'beaners' (my brother, father and I are all republicans)

Jesus buddy
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>>376191116
good to know I'm not the average /v/ poster. good to know he's achieved more success than you though OP.
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His anger of weird sequel titles to movies rather than logical numeric progression always sounded slightly autistic to me.

>why is it Rambo instead of Rambo 5 reeeeeeeee

I guess 10 years later he finally confirmed it. Still love the guy.
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Anyone who has watched the AVGN episodes making-off knows he has at least some kind of autism.
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>>376191116
>How you are as a kid is the same as how you are as an adult
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>>376212620
Adults are just big kids with power over others
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>>376201125
i was in sped, got beat up and cried, so they wanted to label me emotionally disturb and send me to super sped. My parents btfo of my teacher at the time.
Anyway, went on to be a high honor roll student in HS.
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ITT: Retards making fun of retards
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>>376193539
Nigga I was in special ed and have a bloody doctorate now
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>>376191850
Groundhog day is pure kino, kill self
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HE'S GONNA FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS
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>>376192097
Imagine being so buttblasted about someone that you write out a massive text wall like this. Real or not, this guy is far more of a sperg than he's claiming James to be.

>"He bought a half million dollar house!"
>"B-B-But I feel sorry for him!"
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I don't understand this thread.
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>>376191410
i like this insult
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>>376191410
>ben folds
Who?
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>>376193528
James met Mike in college. They're discussed that many times. Mike can speak in full sentences when unscripted.
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