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My personal experience with the Nintendo Switch 2017-05-07 04:28:04 Post No. 376186197
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My personal experience with the Nintendo Switch
Anonymous
2017-05-07 04:28:04
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I teach at a college where faculty are occasionally required to be on duty in the evenings (until after midnight). I usually use the time to do after-hours tutoring, but tonight I brought my Switch and told the kids we'd take study breaks for mario kart. At first they were lukewarm, but then the Nintendo nostalgia kicked in and the Switch does what it does best - it sold itself.
I'm so blinded by my faith in everything Nintendo does that I often forgot how awesome this thing is. I take it out of the case and set it on the play stand:
"Dude that thing is ... look at it! It's so sexy!"
"Bro I've never seen Nintendo graphics this sharp!"
"Is that the whole system right there? You mean you can play it with no TV or use it on an HDTV?"
"Wait it comes with two controllers?"
They tried Mario Kart. They played a little bomberman. Fast RMX, 1-2 Switch, pretty much every game I have (wouldn't let them touch my BoTW save though). After I asserted my MK8D dominance they instantly went to Amazon to find one, eager to spend $300 on the spot (these are poor college students, mind you). If only they were available ... oh well. I told them keep checking because they're constantly restocking. Once this thing gets into the dorms it will spread ... not one of them didn't fall in love instantly.
"This thing is perfect for the dorms! Don't need a tv and it just slips right in your drawer."
"I can play with anyone, anywhere, anytime. This is like the game boy on steroids!"
I heard all the anti-Nintendo comments from this generation of kids while we talked about the Switch, and one theme kept coming up - they thought Nintendo was done. Wii and Wii U didn't excite them, and they had written the company off completely in favor of XBox and PS. The Switch just brought them all back.
Nintendo really has something special here.
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Delete this thread right fucking now
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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*5 My Nintendo platinum points have been added to your My Nintendo account.*
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>>376186197
NO
NO
SONY IS THE BEST CONSOLE FUCK NINTENDO KIDDIES DELETE YOUR THREAD R I G H T
N
O
W
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The daydreams of a manchild.
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>>376186675
The Five Stages of Grief
Stage 1: Denial
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>>376186197
What a nerd.
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How do I apply for your job? Honestly my dream is either to be a shill or a crisis actor
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Is this a literal shill?
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im tired of the console wars /v/ why cant we just talk about zelda, nier, and persona while playing mario kart
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>>376187297
A shitposter? A shill? A genuine guy?
who fucking knows at this point
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>>376187297
>Breath of the Wild is GOTY you fucking faggots
but it literally is though
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>>376186197
These two sites would like you to return their week old copy pasta. It's not in a consumable state anymore
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>>376186197
Did you copy paste this from NeoGAF?
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>>376187457
literally you
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>>376187574
correct me if I'm wrong but isn't NeoGAF meant to be the sony shill site?
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>>376187457
Shhhh
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>>376187669
nah WWE has been shit for a long time now
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>>376187692
NeoGAF has delusional fanboys and paid shills for all the consoles.
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>>376187885
>>376187574
What sort of new shilling is this?
>NeoGAF totally isn't a Sony site guys!
Come the fuck on...
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>>376187986
You only know of Neogaf from whatever people post here to trigger you so of course you'd have this impression.
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>>376188202
Come the fuck on. Stop bullshitting. This new play from you faggots won't get anywhere. It takes one look at the site to verify that you're lying...
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>>376186197
lmfao is this from reddit
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>I told them keep checking because they're constantly restocking.
I fucking wish. Not only is the entire fucking province out of stock of these things, but they only give me vague timeframes of when they will get stock, and despite this I have called every fucking store every day for two weeks and haven't had a single store mention having even ONE.
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WHY ISN'T IT FAILING? REEEE
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Great thread OP, I also love my Nintendo Switch ™ game console system with great games like The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Mario Kart 8: Deluxe, and third party games like Puyo Puyo Tetris and Super Bomberman R, can´t wait for upcoming titles like Splatoon 2, ARMS, and Super Mario Odyssey, coming soon this summer and holyday season.
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>after the Ps4 selling almost 70 million consoles, with games like FIFA and Madden selling like crazy, suddenly normie opinions are relevant again
How coincidental, assuming you aren't just reposting a stale copypasta, which I assume you are.
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>>376186197
How are marketing teams allowed here?
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>>376186197
Why are you just copy pasting reddit stuff?
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>>376186197
Now this is autism
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>>376186197
i would like to live in a world where stuff like this actually happens
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I get no respect, /v/
No respect I tell ya
At the work the lads've been laughing at me behind my back for years
Or should I say they had been, that was before I went to work with my new Nintendo Switch™ system
The guys were awed when I showed them how to climb in the Zelda
Now? They bow to me
Thanks Nintendo, you saved me from suicide
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STOP
>>376186820
>>376191454
YOU ARE SUCH AN ANNOYING SHITPOSTER/SHILL
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>>376186197
Sweet blog. Where can I subscribe?
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>google this
>straight from reddit
>posted in r/NintendoSwitch
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I have actually had everyone at my work question me about my Switch on breaks, and they all stand around watching me play now.
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This is the most Reddit post I've read.
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bet this threads from reddit
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>/v/ hates reddit
>but they browse it everyday
hmm...
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>>376194138
>they
speak for yourself ninten-drones
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>>376186197
Try harder shill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc
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>>376194470
works on my machine
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