You did initiate the Age of Dark, right anon? I mean you aren't one of those idiots who fear the dark right? Can you open Dark souls 3 and show me that you let the feast begin? Come on, show me!
>>376154601
nah i uninstalled a while ago
The dark isn't that great, locust man. Just look at what happened to Artorias.
>>376155650
I mean, look at what happened to every kingdom cause of fire. The World is a Dick.
>>376154661
Yeah, but you still finished the dark ending right? RIGHT?
>>376155650
Haha nice one Anon, we all know that was Artorias fault. And look what this guy said
>>376156259
But we all know that that was just a joke since we all did the dark ending. Go on, say it was a joke.
>>376156512I stole it from the Firekeeper
I SHALL PARTAKE
Haha yes, the Darkness ending was the best ending. I certainly picked it, and all my friends did too.
>>376156864
This fellow not Locust know what i'm talking about.
Why am I suddenly in the mood for a Fallout with swords.
>>376154601
Fuck locusts and fuck darkness. I'm not hungry.
>>376156813
You mean in your first playthrough, when you wanted to do the dark ending but accidentally hit attack. You then went to NG+ and did the normal dark ending right? R I G H T? DID YOU PARTAKE ANON?
>>376157330
Because its a great game, so why dont you play it again! Always remember to do the dark ending and partake!
>>376157557
W-What did you just say anon? TELL ME THAT WAS A JOKE! OPEN DARK SOULS 3™ RIGHT NOW AND SHOW ME THE DARK ENDING! SHOW ME!
P A R T A K E!
toddposting has taken an interesting turn
Todd is a fraud.
I shall... PARTAKE!
good thread
>>376158381
Yeah. Honestly i don't know why, but i find Toddposting incredibly funny and amazingI do know however why i find the Dark Ending of Dark Souls 3™ amazing, and thats because it is the best ending, and the only one in which you can let the feast begin!
>DS3 is based on this cycle is really the last time it totally matters this time
>except the firekeeper admits beyond the dark she can see embers so shit is just going to repeat again
>Gael fight shows that eventually the world just reverts to grey ash anyway
The age of fire and dark was completely pointless.
>>376158883
Yeah, its almost as good as The Dark Ending to Dark Souls 3™, because The Dark Ending is amazing, just like the dark itself. Thats why everyone picked The Dark Ending.
I don't think the Dark ending is the right choice things should just be grey again.
>>376155650
He tried to fuck with the dark and became a retarded jumping zombie. How is dark bad again?
I seriously don't understand what the point of these oversized crickets were
Why were they trying to convince you to accept the dark? Were they even intelligent or did they just babble on like parrots?
The abyss is a shithole.
>>376158954
that was kind of the message since ds1
nothing you do really matters in the end
>>376161642
>>Why were they trying to convince you to accept the dark?
yea but they would be too busy wanting to eat instead
>Initiating the age of dark
Nah dude I want a future for flame children.
>>376161642
O-Oversized Crickets?
ABYSS IS A SHITHOLE?!
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU'RE GONNA OPEN DARK SOULS 3™ RIGHT NOW AND DO THE DARK ENDING. WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE YOU ACCEPT THE DARK CAUSE ITS COMFY AND NICE! YOU'RE GONNA FEAST AND BE HAPPY WETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!
I always put out the fire, not very hungry tho I just want to relax in the peace of the dark
I usually always go the dark ending.
It just seems so fucking relaxing and cozy.
>>376162372
Delet this.
>>376154601
I like how Soulsfags aren't content to be cancer about their own series, they have to drag other franchises into the pit with them.
I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to purchase Fallout 4 and its season pass.
hey famiglia what's going on in this thr-
>>376163756
>>376163598
I know, the dark is so comfy right? :D
is the dark ending the usurpation of fire or the lord of hollows?
>>376164737
usurpation of fire is the name for lord of hollows, you're thinking of end of fire
Lotus want both, but they have no clue about londor or their motives
>>376164356
Really? :D
The abyss is for faggots and clerics.
Age of fire for life.
>>376165324
don't you have a fire to link gwyn?
>>376165324
>clerics
>men dedicated to the belief of gwyn's rule and the age of fire
? ? ?
>>376165574
Don't you have a roach hotel to check into you oversized flea?
>>376162372
>that dick shadow
>>376165817
I call it 'Shadow of the Colossus'.
I SHALL PARTAKE
>>376154601
I'll show you that I linked the flame.
>>376165324
>>376166580
You..YOU LIE! YOU IDIOTS! GWYN CAN'T PROTECT YOU FROM THE DARK, YOU FOOLS! NOW GO TO THE DARK ENDING FROM DARK SOULS 3™! DO THE DARK ENDING OR WE WILL LET THE F E A S T B E G I N !
>>376167153
I don't understand what you're so mad about.
I simply chose to feast on the Fire rather than the Abyss.
>>376155650
dark=/abyss
Abyss is when you mess with dark and things get fucked, usually fault of the user not of the dark.
>>376165324
The Abyss and darkness/Age of Dark are two completely different things aren't they?
>>376167153
Sunlight for life, bitch.
>>376167153
>YOU IDIOTS! GWYN CAN'T PROTECT YOU FROM THE DARK, YOU FOOLS!
are you saying that we need protection from the dark?