SGDQ 2017

Following this guy on Twitter makes me feel so ashamed

A "man" in his 20s and he has to watch Disney cartoons to cheer himself up wtf?

>>376154397
No Shovel Knight or Cave Story
Fuck them

>>376154397
Wait wtf
Is that thing on the right a man?
What a fucking faggot lol

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>>376154972
It makes me more upset considering that he doesn't look that bad.
I'm only half as big of a sperg as he is but not nearly as attractive.

>>376154397
It doesn't hurt you or anybody else and it makes him feel good. Nothing wrong with that, dude

>>376154397
>His profile icon is the perfect reaction to the image itself

How does he do it

>>376155215
You're right, he doesn't look bad

He looks terrible

*sniffs your seat*

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>tfw Seat Sniffer makes a cumback

>>376154397
>when you're so desperate for romantic attention/affection you attempt to pass off a girl
>when you're so desperate for romantic attention/affection you hook up with someone trying to pass off as a girl
modern young human customs in certain circles really are interesting, it's kind of like those dinosaurs in jurassic park that turn into the opposite sex when the population requires it

>>376155456
>>376155509
Sniffmind

>>376154397
Even though FF7 is the No Skills category its the most interesting shitshow of the event

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>>376154397
>guy is so alpha he gets a guy to transition to a "woman" for him

Kinda impressive.

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>>376154397
What is with trannies and speedrunning?

manual_walking.webm

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>>376154397
>white """""people""""

>>376155847
Autism

>>376154397
holy fuck, did he get a trap gf?

>>376154397
*GDQ is fucking boring, it hasn't been fun in at least three years.

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>Trans """"""""people"""""""""

>>376156057
See>>376155810

He became a trap after meeting him.

>>376154972
the fact you have a twitter and you follow him in itself doesnt already bring you enough shame?

can't wait to see tranny freaks and chair sniffing retards "speedrun" a game that they wasted their life on and no one gives a fuck about for 2 hours each. I sincerely hope everyone at gdq dies somehow. best thing ever would be someone shooting the place up on stream.

Shuttle bus speedrun when?

>>376156057
He got a dude with long hair and makeup. Stop abusing the term trap. Literally no one would ever be trapped by that man.

>>376156305
shut up you mentally insane trap.

>>376156057
>trap
lol

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>>376154397
what the fuck

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Best SGDQ this year

>>376156363
There are a handful of attractive trannies in the entire world and linetrap is the only one to ever post on 4chan. And then he lost his hair.

>>376156563
>anime avatar
Is there a better shorthand for "i am human garbage" than this?

>>376156563
huh? is he allowed to run? i thought he cheated and so was blacklisted.

post Chibi's speedcock

>>376156563
You guys are more attractive than him, right boys?

>>376156636
doesnt matter if they are attractive or not, if they want to dress up and get their dick cut off then their a trap. shut up you mentally insane trap.

>>376156712
isn't he supposed to be really hung, like +8 inches?

>>376156563

>you sign up for gdq at FUCKING GAMESTOP

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>>376155847
This is a very good question. I've never seen so many trannies in one place as I saw at SGDQ 2016. You could have taken the sign down and called it a tranny convention - nobody would have known the difference.

And the worst part is that everybody - every single person in the community - plays along with it and pretends that these dudes aren't dudes.

Does speedrunning cause transgenderism or does transgenderism cause speedrunning?

>>376156721
That isn't at all what that word means.

>>376156256
Dude, even the President has a Twitter, I would only feel ashamed if I followed porn accounts

Which I do

>>376154397
1. Is the person on the right a trap?
2. Have these two fucked?
3. Assuming the answer to 1. is no, what sort of sad human being wanted to go out with Chibi?

>>376156665
You do realize not everyone that goes to AG/SGDQ is a speedrunner right?

bonesaw is going but he's banned from running until like 2018 I believe

>>376154397
Chibis face triggers me, im pretty sure everytime i look at him my subconscious just screams at me that this guy has weapons grade nuclear autism and i just cant handle it. Can only ever look at his face for so long.

>>376155456
Why is he called a seat sniffer? I had had my fair share of sniffs myself

>>376156823
speedrunning is just a degenerate acts that only degenerates perform

this is why you see so many of the mentally ill at speedrunning conventions

>>376157148
1. No
2. They only dated for like 2 weeks before /srg/ doxed the girl
3. A very sad one

>>376156823

I think it's just that you have to be a fucking retard to speedrun and trannies are retarded. Also these degenerates probably think they'll get more attention as a girl so they fuck up their entire existence and still no one gives a fuck because there are so many worthless tranny speedrunners so they're just another disgusting fucked up delusional retard who will never amount to anything in their "community" of outcast fucking rejects.

>>376157219
Your a fucking weirdo

>>376156721
newfag

>>376157219

newfag

>>376157374
Mental disorders it's sad and scary

>>376155215
Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat

>>376156823
It's just failed men seeing greener grass. They literally got memed into thinking life would be better as an ugly man with makeup and a dress.

>>376156769
>8 inches
>Really hung

Dicklets everyone

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>>376154972
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>>376156665
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>>376156057
>>376155518
>>376154397
>>376155215
>>376155280

I hope you realize "Chibi" is better off than all you sad fucks. Also he doesn't refer to himself as Chibi anymore. he dropped it because he realized he was being autistic.

>Admits he used to be a fag
>Used that experience to learn and grow from ot
>Has a steady job
>Had the courage to go back to school to further his career
>Is financially independent
>Has a gf unlike 99% of this shithole
>Moving on with his life instead of being a cynical loser with no future who spends 20 hours a day on /v/ talking about someones else's life

Ask yourself who the bigger retard is.

>>376157964
>Ask yourself who the bigger retard is.
Chibi.

>>376157964
ok chibi

>>376157964
Chibi calm down lol

>>376157964
enjoy the (you)s

>>376157964
>Ask yourself who the bigger retard is.
well it's definitely not me lmao

>>376157964
Truth

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>>376157964
>has a gf

>>376155847
Speedrunners get a lot of attention in their small communities and usually are autistic, therefore easy prey for mentally ill degenerates pretending to be women.
Just how from HAHA NERD AND HIS BIDEO GAEMS it turned to FUCKING MISOGYNERD WOMAN HATER GAMES ARE SEXIST REEEE
low resistance

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>>376154972

>>376157964
Yo chibi does your girl have a phat ass? Does she sit on your face?

>>376154397
>>376156563
So glad Chibi is back. It's not a coincidence that the event went to shit right after he got banned.

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Are they running any games with big snakes in them?

>>376158226
Not him, but he does.

>>376158323
She's pretty cute. She's better than any girl you will ever be able to get in your lifetime.

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why does the layout look different?
wheres the couch, wheres the people, crowd?

>>376157964
>Is financially independent

kek he still lives with his Mom

>>376157964
i'd really prefer if you'd delete this post

>>376157964
>Ask yourself who the bigger retard is.

The guy who is literally retarded?

>>376158467
Cool delusion bro.

>>376154397
wait, Chibi is actually dating a real tranny?

>>376158610
That's his ex. His current gf is much hotter.

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What did he mean by this?

>FF7
woo!
>No Slots
boo!

why go arbitrarily slower

>>376154397
I LIKE THAT JUMP

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None of you guys are funny. If you really want to cure cancer, consider standing in front of the shuttle that runs in front of the building on the hour. Thank you.

>>376154397

Whats )))her((( name ?

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Stop making fun of Chibi's cute girlfriend

>>376158650
meme aside

who the fuck is that beautiful woman?

>>376158835
That's not his gf dude. They broke up a year ago.

>>376158643
>gf
>g

>>376158467
lol why are you defending the guy so much?

i have no problem with Chibi but you are shilling for him like some weird sycophant

>>376158868
feeling thirsty anon?

>>376158731
come on my face brother

>>376157964
>Ask yourself who the bigger retard is.
right now? you

>>376158747
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>>376158643
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>>376157964
hello

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>>376158880
He still lovers her after the breakup and that's what matters

>no BotW speedrun

Aww, that sucks.

>>376154397

trannies were a mistake

>>376158972
yes. do you know who she is.

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>>376158650

The eyeful of ass he gets before going in for the kill is the best thing to come out of any GDQ.

>>376158650
oh yes my dear, quite pungent indeed

>>376159285
I'm going to go with prostitute. But I'm open to being proven wrong.

>>376156720
i am and i have a cute gf who is actually a girl so
easily

>>376159823
It's quite noble for a hooker to spend time at a video gaming event

>>376160030
prove it faglord

>ukog got accepted into ESA
granted they're a more chill crowd, and more into the games than the donations
but guitar hero?
really?

>>376158468
futaba a cute!

>>376158868
i saw her twitter once. you don't want to see her in high resolution.

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>ending it with Earthbound
>Any% Glitchless
fuck off, we already had what was essentially a Lets Play of that shit some time ago
please stop

>>376160606
senpai plz. i beg

>>376158650

in the full video you can see he grabbed his water bottle

that said it's possible it was just a ruse to smell brap

>>376157964
>Ask yourself who the bigger retard is.
Chibi.

>>376158467
Cuddling boys is not dating girls

>>376157964
Oh yeah, going by "Lewd Trash" is way less autistic than "Chibi".

>>376156823
>tfw am a tranny and think speedrunning is stupid
>tfw think it's even more stupid when it involves bugs like breaking out of the map to avoid large parts of the game's content

>>376161474

Nobody cares.

>>376161495
You cared enough to give me a (You)

>>376157796
7 inches is bigger than 99% of other dicks. I guess this is the shitposting thread though.

>>376159096
I think I remember he said he never fucked her. Sad.

There are so many trannies in speedrunning because if you're even considering transitioning then you're most likely on the fringe of society: no friends, no achievements, life sucks, etc. And when you're a depressed loser with a computer you discover fringe communities like anime and furry and speedrunning.

No well adjusted normal person that gets their dopamine from day to day activities would even consider spending 6 hours a day replaying a game they don't even like to get a fast time that will be beaten in a week.

>>376159096
>>376158835
That's too bad. Looks like she got pretty cute.

>>376158489
It's more that his mom lives with him if he's sustaining her.

She's batshit insane if you saw the video, I don't think he wants to leave her alone.

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>>376158489
IIRC he is the one actually paying the bills thouyh and he lives with her on his dead dads request.

Mind you Chibi is still a manchild with mental health issues, but he is a better man then people assume and not exaclty CWC-tier despite also having Autism.

Chibi Yooka-Laylee run in AGDQ

>tfw still watch GDQs for up to 18 hours a day all week long
>even God-awful shit like Animorphs for GBC that doesn't even have the luxury of being "so bad it's good"

>>376154397
none, just the cringe compilation and drama.

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>>376162179
>having extremely minor voice in an indie game
>"this is my future"

>>376157964
>Ask yourself who the bigger retard is.
Its you, chibi. Now do 10 jumping jacks.

>>376162179

>lease in my name
>pay the bills
>cucked by moms husband into helping raise my little sister
>mom is a schizo, do everything
>still got made fun of by a girl i was with for living with mom

>>376162328
>now 8k in debt to the bank
>so it says here you voice acted for a game called yooka-laylee?
>yes
>we'll call you back

So, Santa's favorite helper confirmed for squirrel?

>>376161023
Well if you wanted to sniff the chair of course you would somehow cover it up. If you see the whole clip you can see that he seemed uneasy before this part happened, and nobody would reach for a bottle like that. This heroic man almost certainly went for the sniff, and it was planned too.

>>376162761
i'd really prefer if you'd be quiet

but yes, that's correct

>>376162179
False, his mom doesn't let him pay the bills because when he tries to help he uses it as leverage against her. He lives with her because he can't afford to get his own place, the only request the dad made was that his mom not let him be a useless piece of shit who just plays videogames all the time which is exactly what Chibi is.
Also his only source of income is working shitty part time jobs where he isn't even hired on for benefits etc. and he has to constantly jump to new ones because he gets let go.

>>376162328
>Its an indie game in which the voices are just garbled "urgh urgh urgh" noices on a loop

>>376162179
he worked 2 jobs for a while and his mom still gave him shit
Don't get me wrong, he's an autistic fuck but he's a pretty functional human being considering

When's NASA?

>>376163168
Two part time fuck off jobs with minimal hours. He worked at a fucking gas station and did bitch work at a pharmacy iirc and didn't even pull 40 hour work weeks because of how useless he was. Then he got terminated from both because all he knows how to do is hop from temp job to temp job.

Marathon Infinity Total Carnage will be kind of neat i think.

>>376163481
>tfw had hope for chibi thinking he could actually be a functioning member of society
My fault really, should've known better

>>376158650
that guy on the right is really unsettling

can someone post the webm of that guy on cam acting like he got caught in an anime way then does a jrpg idle animation for some reason where he scratches his head and poses, always has me chortling