How can i impress *girls* by playing video games?

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carry them in ranked

idk

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>>376148406
what if im not that good at multiplayer games

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Pls, i need help, playing vidya is my only life skill

>>376147831
Stop playing video games

>>376149693
then the help you need is acquiring other skills

Dumb weeb shit posters

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>>376149824
like what?

>>376150231
Learn to play an instrument or to speak a foreign language or something.
Or forget about girls and learn to make video games, that's where your current skills have a chance to help even a tiny bit

>>376150520
Well i know Romanian, French and Italian.
How would one start learning how to make video games? ( I know some C++)

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>>376147831
You can't

>be me
>go to a party
>meet a girl
>dance together
>sit down and talk with a drink
>holyshit she is intrested in me, she laughs on my stupid jokes, she is always smiling
>"so what are your hobbies anon?"
>just be yourself
>"well I like to play video games"
>I saw how her face changed in a total disgust
>"I always hated video games"
>she checks her watch
>"hmm I need to go home sorry anon I am tired"
>she went to the other side of the dance floor and danced all the night and flirted with another guys

>>376147831
Speedrunning

>>376150707
>I know some C++
Then you got a great head start with Unreal Engine 4!
Download that and watch some tutorials.
If you know your video games, it should be easy to think of a simple and fun mechanic, and base a small game around that

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>>376150839
Well if she reacted that way to a thing you like shes probably an asshole anyway.

>>376147831
by having fun and not being too autistic about competition

>>376151035
woah i didnt think about that, i tried super mario bros once and i was pretty mediocre, any good introductory games to speedrunning?

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>>376151629
oops forgot the image

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>not having confidence
>not being pretty good at video games
>not having a dexterous tongue
>not looking really good in sunglasses
>not getting all the MILF pussy in the world because of this
Pathetic. Just pathetic, anons. This is why I'm in a sexual relationship with each and every one of your mothers

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>>376151790
Rip Donut Man, he will forever live in all of our hearts. A moment of silence for the leader of the "wants to fuck Jojo's mom" squad

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>>376151790
At least my torso does't have a huge hole in it

>>376147831
Make them. Playing video games is time spent not fucking them.

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>>376151938
What are you talking about, I'm perfectly fine.
>>376152032
Say that to my stand faggot, not online and see what happens.

>>376151062
what do you think *some c++* means, cause im in 11th grade, so i dont think i have enough knowledge in the subject to work properly yet, but i guess that can be fixed with further studying

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>>376152218
its nothing, cherry boy, just be careful around blonde buff men and clock towers, like really careful

>>376150707
Fucking gypsy, just kill yourself, that's what you have to pursue: your end.

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>>376152797
>tfw theres like 8% gypsies here
>tfw you're the whitest kid in your class

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>>376147831
By *girls* do you mean girls or "girls"? Either way, I'd imagine the only way to really impress someone playing vidya is to be one of the top players in fighting games or other competitive games like Counter-Strike, DOTA, Starcraft, etc.

>>376147831
Complement her penis

>>376153056
I used ** the emphasize the word girls. What would "girls" mean?

>>376153158
>>376153170
oh, i get it now

>>376153056
Yeah, if you're a fucking chink.

>>376150839
she sounds like a fag. bullet dodged.