>Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
What wouldst thou deau?
get ye flask
>>376145073
>Get ye flask
>>376145148
>>376145163
You can't get ye flask!
go whence I came
>>376145223
Uhhh,,,
>DENNIS
graphics schmaphics... for sooth!
>TAKE FLASK
>OPEN ANUS
>PUT FLASK IN ANUS
offer the kerrek a cold one
>>376145420
But you can't get ye flask!
Therefore:
>Stretch anus
>Sit on ye flask
>>376145519
>>376145560
there is a game remarkably similar to that called Eric the Unready, which has equally silly ways to fail and die
>>376145073
I liked in one of these, there was a map inside a desk drawer, and if you typed "GET MAP" before "OPEN DRAWER", you smash your fingers into the closed drawer and the game asks if you had played this before.
>>376145797
i'm impressed at how they fucking 10/10 nailed the old sierra style from the early 90s and late 80s, and they did it for a free flash game that didn't even have advertising on it in any way.