Why did they make the Gerudos so big?

What did he mean by this?

>>376142092
giantess fetish

Just more woman to love.

>>376142092

For you

>>376142092
>twice height
>8 feet
heh

the better question is why are gerudos so desperate of cock?

>>376142946
because they would die out otherwise, duh

>>376142092
>twice height
>8 feet
hhhheeeeehhhheheh

>>376143052
why would they date a 4 feet manlet?

>>376142092
>Nintendo's nod to Skyrim is a girl lusting after Todd Howard

>>376142092
Real talk, how do I successfully eavesdrop on those bitches?

>>376144828
Todd is 6'2'' though.

>entire society of sexually frustrated women
>none of them think to relieve their frustration with each other, at least until finding a man to start a family
>even their glorious leader doesn't have a harem of at least a couple girls

truly a waste

>>376145053

playing in may? you're a couple months late. go on the other side of the rock wall they're sitting against

How is it that there is a trany lurking around the area, but there isn't a single lesbian Gerudo?

>>376145053
From the inside of the next house.

>>376145456
>implying they don't indulge on secular pleasures

Why do you think they allowed a male Goron in their town?

>>376145594
>male Goron
>male
>implying Gorons aren't asexual

>>376145456
Maybe they're not lesbians?

>>376145594
>Why do you think they allowed a male Goron in their town?

Because they can't tell the difference between male and female Gorons. If female Gorons even exist.

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>>376145220
HAHAHA no. Todd is a manlet and the worst part is that he lied about his height.

>>376145053
The house next door with the child.
Stand beneath the window.

>>376142092
Because Ganondorf is so big, probably.

>>376142092
Because it's fucking hot.

>>376144760
because all 8 feet fish chads are already taken

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>>376142092
>it's a post with 50,342 notes on tumblr

>>376142092
ANON WANT MILKY
MOMMY MILKY

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>>376142092
>tfw you play nintendo games just for the sexual innuendos
>tfw you go on pixiv and see japs imagination go wild

>>376144760

Pretty sure it's just a figure of speech, and I also doubt they're actually 8 feet tall.

>>376142092
>"I don't like girls twice my height."

Is it possible to be this much of a faggot?

>>376148171
>he doesn't wear his Chinbotsu shirt 24/7

how's it feel to be low T?

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>>376142754
>tfw Nintendo scrapped a tiny race of people which would have had you shrink to their size using a special item
>No snu snu with a Gerudo at tiny size

>>376142092
I guess your tiny and big women scare you.

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>>376148372

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THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

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>>376148632
It would be a good time to bring back the minish

>>376148632
I guess that explains why one area is called Minishi Woods

>What is he mean by that?

Nintendo, everyone.

>>376142092
Big for who though?

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>>376145456
>but there isn't a single lesbian Gerudo
Yeahhhh, the secret shop is doing a booming business in voe outfits and yet nobody is dykeing it up at home?

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>>376150451

>>376150330
t. non-English speaker

>>376150604
Could be. They don't seem very particular about their mates. They'd probably have more luck going after pedo hylians like the Zora do, though.

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>know a 6' girl with abs and big nose
>tfw this thread makes me want to ask her out

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>>376145734
There's a ruse here

>>376150763

>What has he mean by that

???

>>376144760
Apparently their genes are so incredibly dominant all of them look the same no matter who the mother fucked.

>>376148632
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THEY SCRAPPED THE MINISH

>>376150935
>what's
>what does
???

>>376142092
They aren't link is just a manlet

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>>376142092
Because big girls are the best.

>>376151318
Fat is not big, it's just fat.

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>>376142092
For Wii U.

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>>376150939
>even your genes would get dominated

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>>376151026
>They scrapped the Minish
>You can no longer find hearts and rupees in tall grass
DEEPEST
LORE

>>376142754
the most patrician of fetishes

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>>376150451

>>376152086
I wonder what it was like to grow up on this show. I wonder what it was like to grow up in the 80's everybody seemed chill compared to the horde of angry fuckers in society today. Nothing but rage and hatred everywhere for dumbass reasons.

>>376152534
Uhh anon..

>>376152534
"Nothing but rage and hatred everywhere for dumbass reasons" sounds very 80's familia
Also this came out in 2009

>>376152534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km09r3R-OOo

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>>376152534

>>376152534
>this show
what show? fuck you talking about

>>376152534
How retarded are you?

>>376142092
They are based on black people. Most blacks play basketball and they gain strength by eating watermelons.

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>>376152534
>Show from the 80's
>It's actually a movie from the 00's
What did anon mean by this?

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>>376152978
>>376153023
>>376153101
>>376153115
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>>376153671
I'm...I'm just gonna leave now.

>>376145734
fucking kek

>>376153663
>They are based on black people

They're based on amazons and muslims.

>>376148632
damn it would they release as dlc? that would be a bitch of a move.

>>376151849
>>376150939
>tfw no Gerudo gf to dominate you and your genes

>>376153671
What movie is it?

>>376142092
is the G pronounced like gold or like gel

>>376154989
Black Dynamite.

>>376142946

Their only male went ahead and turned into a demon king that gets sealed in some astral realm 99% of the time

>>376152534
>>376153982
lmao

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>>376148632
>"Concept Art"
>Clearly an in-game render

Fucking Nintendo man

>>376155109
Didnt they get a new male every century or so?

>>376155109
in BOTW someone says he took the form of a gerudo, not that he was actually one.

>>376145734
please tell me him standing on his tippy toes is a edit....

yikes...

>>376155109
>Ganondorf canon height is 7'6"

>BotW made him a manlet among his people

>>376145594

>male goron

gorons being male would infer that there are female gorons. lack of evidence points to gorons being agendered.

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>>376150849
then do it

>>376155275
That male is Ganon

>>376155512
The Goron in Gerudo Town refers himself as a male and is surprised that they let him in so that implies that female gorons do exist

>>376155663
Hasnt it been more than a century? Maybe they are so thirsty the next guy died from Snu Snu.

>>376155663

Ganon didn't show up for a good 10,000 yeah chunk of time in BotW

Are you telling me there wasn't a single male Gerudo in that time frame?

>>376155275
I don't think Gerudos actually have a 100+ years lifespawn, meaning there will always be a period of time between one male's death and another male's birth where they are maleless.

>>376155369

Yeah, Urbosa says something like "it's written that Calamity Ganon took the form of a Gerudo".

Keep in mind that it's been at least over ten thousand years since OoT. They can't even remember his human name (I don't think the name "Ganondorf" appears anywhere in BotW), so the chronicling isn't exactly accurate. He's probably a huge shame to the whole tribe. One that they'd rather not ackowledge to have existed at all.

Incidentally, one of those Zora history slates mentions how Ruto joined the fight against "an evil man who wanted to rule the world". It's pretty odd how records don't mention his name, because that is an odd thing to omit.

>>376156426
Why dont a male gerudo powerfuck every female gerudo for a chance of having more than one male at a time?

>>376153296
Why is there next to no preggo muscle girl art, it's not fucking fair.

>>376155214
you are and moron, all ninty concept art is as close to renders as it can be, that is not a render

urbosa was made for my cock

>>376157718
do you have a 13 inch cock

>>376156690
Because the "one male every 100 years" rule is magical, not physical.

>>376150935
spic spotted.

>>376142092
Big girls are sexy.

>>376142092
Because Amazons are supposed to be giant fucking women that have a lot of strength.

>>376159072
would you let them break your dick with her thighs?

>>376155747
>What is the pronoun-game?
Gorons have no real females. other than """"""Shes"""""""".

>>376159656
>break your dick
More like pulverize your pelvis

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>>376156989
>Rendering artefacts
>Pixelated shadows
>Same AA and shading effects as final game

You sure showed me, I know when I paint I remember to make my shadows pixelated as fuck

I wish Zelda was on PS4

>>376159656
What fag would say no

>>376155064
Like Gold.

>>376160201
fag

>>376160201
Is that Horizon Dawn Zero, Zero Dawn Horizon, Dawn Zero Horizon or whatever the generic name is not good enough?

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>>376142092
4U

>>376142378
That he doesn't like girls twice his height
He's a manlet with shit taste

>>376162145
omg guys
i think bane works for united

>>376142092

>take gerudos
>make them tall amazons
>make most of the men hate tall amazons

One of the most bizarre FUCK YOU to characters I've seen in a game.

I guess one of the devs hate gerudos?

>>376142092
Because snu snu

>>376162495
probably a manlet onii-senpai

>>376163340
get out

>>376160201
Why?

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Link was made for Gerudo futa cock

if gerudo were all tall muscled brown men looking to fuck hylian babes y'all would be losing your minds

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>>376166413
No he is not

>>376166671
cuck spotted

>>376157795
yes

>>376166671
>little elf girl has to pretend to be poor little white boy to get into town of 8' tall thirsty black men

or, /pol/ designs a video game

>>376142092
That's my fetish

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>>376166671
Thankfully that's not the case and we got muscle waifs instead.

>Hudson was a lucky fuck

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>>376170434
His head is shaped like a fat cock. He has a 10 incher and is capable of satisfying Gerudo pussy.

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>>376150596
Homosexuality is scientifically impossible. Such a union would not bear fruit.

>>376170860
what about gay animals? they exist

>>376170954
Jacking off your bro isn't gay, so manatees can fuck off.

>>376149027
Source?!

>>376170954
Animals also practice cannibalism and kill their children, that doesnt mean that such behaviour should be tolerated in humans.

What Im saying is kys faggot

>>376158520
Same height as Link... Get outta here.

>>376172383
She's only a child, she has yet to grow.