How were you supposed to know how to beat this boss in your first try?

by penising him

>>376140650
>jump on him
>he starts moving toward the edge but you dont really kill him

Wow that was hard

>>376140650
By not being retarded.

>>376141078
if I jump on him and that doesn't hurt him, I'd simply stop jumping on him
also, the platform is surrounded by lava so I really can't escape so...what the fuck was I gonna do?

As a kid I thought it was the last level and I wasn't supposed to win so I gave up and didn't play the game again until 20 years later

>>376141264
As a kid, I figured this out in five seconds. People really have been getting stupider across the generations.

>>376141264

Well you were retarded. I played it as a kid and beat him on my second or third try.

Freaked out the first time, then realized what was going on.

Moron.

>>376140650
I knew because I spent that first part of the game jumping on enemies. It's fucking logic, idiot.

>>376141264
This is not some bullshit like the Sonic 3 barrel, mate.
>have 3 stages + a bonus stage to learn to stomp things to defeat them.
>Boss looks like one of those koopas, try to jump on it
>The boss moves away when you stomp it, all while the stage is tilting around a sea of lava, obviously you gotta throw him outta the platform
You were a really stupid kid.

>>376141264
>jump on him
>something happens
>but it didn't hurt him so I stopped

lol

>>376140650

>Playing with shaders.

>>376141264
I kind of thought it was common sense. It was on a teetering, swaying platform and jumping on him kicked him around the platform. Also, chances are, if you're played the NES prior to this, you've seen that dunking Koopas in lava work well enough plenty of times.

>>376141264
Sorry to say, you might be retarded.

>>376140650
>only way to kill enemies is by jumping on them or hitting them with shit
>don't have anything to hit them with
>decide to jump
>see that he slides toward the edge after jumping on him
>keep jumping until he falls off the edge

SO FUCKING DIFFICULT. HOW ARE THE KIDS GONNA KNOW HOW TO BEAT HIM?

>>376141742
>>376141649
Lava could possibly kill the koopaling. Mario is a hero, he doesn't kill. Throwing the enemy into the lava is NOT the right way to beat him, there had to be another way

>Jump on him
>Realize how the physics work in the fight
>Jump on him again
>Win

>>376141865
Not the OP, but I'll admit that while I figured out how to beat Iggy easily enough, it was Reznor that gave me more trouble. I kept trying to jump on him before remembering that most enemies died when you bumped them through a platform from below.

>>376141885
>he doesn't kill
kek

>>376141885
Mario has been killing and enslaving his enemies since day one.

>>376141885
Pelting him with fireballs until he croaked anyway? Only one of you was going to leave that castle alive.

>>376142136

No one dies in Mario games.

Unless you're a villain introduced in a new RPG. Then you got a 50/50 shot of living.

>>376141885
They don't actually die. The father of all Mario games already said each mario game is just a play with a bunch of actors.

>>376140650

I'm like 90% sure the instruction manual tells you how.

Either way my mom showed me.

>>376142343
So what happens to those goombas that get squished out of existence when you stomp on them?

>>376140650
You probably weren't. The whole point of a boss fight is that its tough.

>>376142419
source?

>>376140650
took me a week to beat the first world of super mario world when I was 6

after that shit was way quicker

>>376142343
Then where the fuck did all the dry bones come from?

>>376142458
I always assumed mario had special portal shoes that teleported the enemies he stomped on back to bowser's castle

>>376142074
I had more trouble with Bowser than any other boss. It took me a long time to figure out I was supposed to throw shit up at him until he died.

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>There are people in my generation who legitimately couldn't beat some of the older RPG and Platformer bosses because they weren't obvious.
I want to make it legislation to have these people made infertile. I remember the first time I played Majora's Mask when I was 7 and I was able to beat the fucking game by the time I was 8.
The internet and the Babies boomers have spoiled the American children to an unimaginable extent.

>>376142458

Its just a game play thing. They get roughed up, crawl back to the castle, get a bandage on their head and sleep it off.

>>376142609

Koopas who died naturally?

Literally right before you enter the room there is a text-box that tells you to push him off the edge.

>>376142714
I've been able to beat every game I got since I was a kid in about a day. In rarer cases, a week or two. People like you should be made infertile, and the people beneath you should just be the slaves. Know your place.

>>376141264
I can't tell if you're overthinking it or you're just brain dead.

>>376142940
I always ignored those things

>>376140650
You just now nigga.

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>it's another boco thread
kill yourself tripfag

>>376143215
People who bitch about tripfags are worse than tripfags themselves.

>>376142419
That's just smb3

>>376143215
>oh look somebody has a trip so he can get more attention!
>better give them attention!

>>376143374
no.

>>376142708
I wish the Bowser fight didn't have those safe spots for his crush attack. Completely ruins an otherwise tough fight.

>>376142458
Goombas go to purgatory upon dying and reencarnate as toads after enough good deeds or stay there as goombas, kinda like prinnies.

>>376143786
Then Mario has still killed them.

>>376141264
Jesus christ I have legit autism and even I knew immediately what to do literally kys

>>376143883
If anything Mario gave them a second chance at life.

>>376143958
And yet, Mario has still killed them. There is no getting around that.

>>376141885
>mario doesn't kill
>literally the first fucking thing that moves in the very first game you brutally crush under your boot

>>376142940
Being a non-native english speaker, i always wondered what the fuck those pineapple boxes were saying to me.

>>376141264
>First game essentially shows you dunking Bowser in the lava at the end of EVERY single world
>Wooooooooow I stomped him and he didn't die!
>I guess all those other levels people talk about just don't exist

You're either a liar or an idiot.

>>376142609
Actually isn't there an explained reason? Wasn't there a real story somewhere saying how magi Koopa taught bowser and his son some sort of necromancy? In the Ds game atleast bowser Jr takes bowsers bones and revives him in a pot

>>376140650
Well it's not that hard if you're not retarded.

Quality bait here, never seen so much of /v/ fall for it, I guess because it wasn't
>how was I supposed to know to press a to jump?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_TAGmaRfsI

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>>376144814
>the credits theme
Holy shit my sides
I wish he did the secret slide though

>>376141885
>Mario is a hero, he doesn't kill.

hoo boy

>>376141885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-w-v8j1-m8
1:35

>>376141264
I don't think video games are for you.

>>376141264
How large is your brian?

>>376141658
>not making the image look as shitty as possible for that extra nostalgia

>>376141264
>teetering platform surrounded by lava
>lava kills everything in the game
>jump on him and he moves towards the lava

Really activates my almonds.

>>376141381

>stupider across generations
>20 years ago for this guy
>maybe 30 years ago for you
>laughingbannermen.jpg

>>376141264
>jump on him
>he goes closer to the lava
>oh by he wasn't hurt so obviously that's not what i'm supposed to do
Friendly reminder that this is the people we share a board with.

>>376141264
Certified brainlet

>>376141885

STOP INVINCIBLE SON

>>376141885
Did you avoid jumping on every enemy up to Koopers?

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>>376146428
>>lava kills everything in the game
>implying

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>>376141264
>enter maze
>come to fork. Have to pick left or right
>go right.
>corridor with no branching paths leads me to same fork I was just at a minute ago
>go right
>20 minutes of this pass
>wtf this game is fucking unbeatable.
>give up. When will developers learn, to make good gaems, smdh senpai

>>376140650
>Jump on him like you do with 90% of the enemies in the fucking game
>See that he moves when you do it
>See there's fucking lava around you
>???
>Profit

that filter's fucking gross

>big bulky morton koopa can only take three head jumps.
>first boss koopaling takes infinite

He really should just die eventually, even if you can't get him in the lava

Thanks for pretending to be stupid OP, the kids on /v/ needed a self esteem boost.

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>falling for such obvious bait
Way to go /v/

>>376140650

Literally by not being retarded.

This thread is flase flag, the OPs actual goal is to fish for (you)s because of the shitty filter, i know i can see true you op i see obviously a lone autism who wants some (you)s i see you

>>376143374
Im glad you removed your trip amigo.

>>376148214
He's squishy and nimble, he doesn't receive the full energy of the impact by dodging away.

>>376141264
It's not Nintendo's fault you're an idiot

>>376140650
>Tojo the dinosaur

>>376141264
Has science gone too far?
95% of anons can't tell if this post is bait
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>>376140650
I did this when I was 2 without issues

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>>376150595
The responses are the real bait.