>just gonna pirate this fish and bread

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>>376132598
If it were good for the Lord Christ. It is good enough for us lowly men of God.

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>>376132598
>just gonna mod this water, nobody should even touch the original

Jesus didnt exist, and even if he did copying food just like you would copy files is an impossibility so the analogy is flawed

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>>376132842

>>376132842
Jesus actually did exist, just whether he did the feats described in the bible is questionable

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>videogames are a basic dietary staple

>>376132842
Roman census states a Jesus of Nazareth existed. Whether he was a wizard from the clouds is what can't be confirmed.

>>376132842
when atheist thinks he is smart

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>>376132598
Jesus conjured bread and fish because there's no possible way the farmers, bakers, and fishermen could get food to everyone who needed it.

With digital distribution, anyone with an internet connection has access to the game, movie, song, etc.

I would like to remind you that this is a Christian imageboard. Please don't compare your immoral acts to the acts of to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

>>376132598
You got to hand to Jesus though.
>Umm... Jesus, thousands of people followed us and we only got some fish and bread.
>A picnic it is.

>Jesus, we don't have any more booze.
>More wine it is.

>Jesus, stop desecrating tombs, Lazarus is dead.
>Alive, he is.

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Every time I take a battery in Titanfall 2, I think "Don't mind me, just pirating this battery"
Am I autistic?

>>376132598
>pirating food
>implying copyright law applies to food
Nobody would turn someone who can copy food indefinitely as long as they didn't copy the packaging. Jesus didn't copy the container, only the food.

>>376133901
>I would like to remind you that this is a Christian imageboard.
It isn't.
We do not lust for little boys here, only for grown people of our own sex.

>>376133901
Making copy of bread is ok but making copy of the games is not.

>>376132598
Would Mcdonalds file a lawsuit on Jesus for copying fries and coke in the ghetto?

>>376135165
Making copy of bread is ok when people need food and aren't getting it. Making a copy of a game because you are bored but are too greedy for money to buy it is not ok. That's grade A Judaism; I bet you'd sell out your best friend for 30 pieces of silver.

>>376133901
this

>>376135165
Do you have to eat your games to survive?

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>>376135110
You must be new here

>>376132842
>fedoras go as far as denying History
top fucking kek

>>376134989
>Implying if some one could provide food to everyone for free he wouldn't "mysteriously disappear", "get into an accident", or """"suicide"""" with a shot from the back
Life is a zero sum game. There needs to be millions upon millions of poor miserable people to sustain the unprecedented wealth and life styles of the richest people in modern times.

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>>376133901
Stop trying to dissuade people from the ways of Christ, you filthy hellspawn kike bastard, you and your kind belong to the fire of the pits of hell.

>>376132842
Even Tacitus mentions Jesus.

>>376137006
Selim-chan!!!

>>376133286
dangerous to say that, the only mention of such a census is in the bible, and god knows that edgelords will call you out on that

you aren't wrong, but since multiple attestation can't kick in it's troublesome to simple say "there was a roman census end of story". I hope you understand what I mean

>>376132598
>Giving free food
>bad thing
>but muh market
>Being a capitalist pig

Shame on you, amerifat.

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>>376138903
and josephus

>>376132598
>raised by a cuck
>Most influential man in the world
Really fires up my mitochondria

>>376139543
He had two fathers who both took responsibility.
That's the opposite of being raised by a single mother.