New code for 150cc, please add!
Race/Discuss/Banter/Play!
200cc is too slow. 2200cc with no items and jumping replaced with strafe when?
discord?
If you're new to these threads, this is how it goes:
within a few dozen posts a circlejerk emerges where a majority of the people in a lobby are on discord in a clique. its not even about the game, this is a stealth thread for the same half dozen or so faggots to pretend they're having fun while making the other few players feel lonely
this thread belongs in /vg/ or /soc/, not /v/
Come play 150cc
>>376131753
t. Moron and Retard
/v/eekend is sacred
newfag here, someone give me an updated character spreadshit
>>376132286
5/12 150cc
down for 200cc mk8u
>can't even amass 12 people to play a game that just came out
/v/eekend is dead
>>376132836
Be patient
5/10 150 cc
>>376132708
Buy a switch you nig
Koopa riders are best bros
>>376132836
>>376131845
>>376131387
>"/v/eekend"
>"/v/ee"
What is the best track in the game and why is itBaby Park?
>>376134008
it's always been the veeeekend anon, it's dumb but it's how it is
>>376131387
>/v/eekend
>Friday-Monday
For what purpose?
>>376134008
Tradition, anon.
>>376134076
because you're always within an arms reach of another kart so it's always exciting
plus the music is top notch
>>376134008
>not /v//v/eekend
7/10 150 cc
Finally it's full.
Is there anyone on Battle?
>first online match
>jap leads the entire race
>hit his kart right before the end and win
Suck it, japs!
>>376134076
SNES Rainbow Road is where it's at.
10/12 150 cc
>red shell just goes around me instead of hitting me
Sorry, DK. That should've totally been yours.
Only actual Nintendo employees can put a big star in their names similar to the ghost names right? Got stuck in a lobby with one and the races were actually pretty decent
That got insane at the end
>>376134107
>>376134192
Guess that makes sense
Combo raped for the third race in a row. Fuck all of you
What's your progress on getting /fullgold/?
Right now I got
>Gold Mario
>Gold Kart
>Gold Wheels
All without auto-steering
Now all I need is 3000 coins :,^)
>mk8d /v/eekend is already this dead
Should I even bother picking it up when I get a switch in some months?
>>376136364
5000 you idiot
Wadup doggies.
I am armed with need to get my switch out of my fukin bag and two beers.
Give some stats, give some 200cc love baybeh.
>>376136736
Yeah I beat 200cc, Mirror Mode, and Time Trials without picking up a single coin
>comm error again
This system is so fucking shit, I swear.
So now that the stats are changed from OG 8, what's the most viable kart combo in Deluxe?
Are heavies still king?
>>376137047
Works on my machine :^)
Been getting less disconnects on the Switch compared to the Wii U
>>376136512
>not many replies because we are all too busy racing
>somehow that means it's dead
Hmm..
>>376137047
It's peer to peer, so it's probably something on your end.
3/12 in 200cc.
... I feel bad for picking bowser city fucking ashamed of myself. Good racing guys you do some good stuff already T-dude
>>376137172
>4chan makes you waste time putting in captcha between each post
>discord is instant
If you wanna chat and play, you have to do the discord
>another fucking comm
aight
>>376137685
t. reddit
>>376137685
maybe post the discord??
There needs to be some battles going on right now
>>376137102
Then again;
Item wheel lagging has been way more frequent and worse than on Wii U generally.
Entirely new issue with "zombie rooms" that take a very long time to comm error you, you will sit there for a while before realizing what is going on and fucking off yourself.
There is a LOT more terpetration errors, this meaning, situations where you throw red, it hits the other guy on your screen with triple shells spinning - you may get some coins but on his end he did not stop DID NOT EVEN LOOSE A SHELL.
And so much more - The netcode seemed a little better on Wii U overall, generally. Comm Errors happen on any game.
also 5/12 in 200ccif you want general tips how to git gud just ask I am a hepler
ALWAYS ROYAL RACEWAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_JcM45gaFs
6/12
200cc
>>376138103
>sekrit club
Also which one of you gaybois wants to play some mk8wiiu 200cc?
Literally, figuratively, objectively & subjectively the BEST MK8 DLX stream going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg5McDpaj_s
>>376138627
it's not a secret if it's actually posted? how many people are in it? cos if it's only like 5 then I might not even bother
>>376138581
coming maybe
>suddenly first
What the hell happened?
>>376137685
Please. I know it's probably inevitable but please stop mentioning the discord for no reason, and stop arguing whether or not the discord is better. I just want a normal /v/eekend thread. Last night was a complete shitfest.
Thank you.
I am leaving 200cc room for a moment after this game.
I will be back, I just wanna slap my switch into my TV is all.
What's up with my internet? I can't get in.
>>376138838
I haven't posted shit yet, fucko. If you really want in to the discord thanot you need to fucking earn it.
>>376139193
>>376139193
https://discord.gg/QMEmM
>>376139102
I am in a circlejerk (not any THE circlejerk)
and I rather agree, fuck posting discord or whatever.
Used to have IRC in mk7 days, and nobody cared.
Posting is fine with the time mario kart gives between rounds.
>baby characters are now miles ahead of heavy characters
Fucking how? Did they change up the system?
>coin
>double coin
>coin
>coin
>double coin
why is this allowed?
>>376139654
Get the double item box, you will never get 2 coin items from it.
>>376139817
Except I have, multiple times, and in a row.
>>376139817
What do you think I meant with "double coin"?
>97 people playing
>can't get into a race
4/12 200cc
>>376140069
It's not concurrent players, that's number of unique participants.
>>376140081
Like said I left only for a moment to set up my dock etc and dock my system (because I have a wired connection etc.)
>>376139654
>>376140000
I know that feel brother, I know that fucking feel. In both original Mario Kart 8 on Wii U and even on Switch.
You are not alone.
Nice quads at least. Very nice quads. I'll give tiddies for those quads.
Les' Race.
>>376140000
The only time that happens is with item lag.
7/12 200cc
Got my boost and I'm ready for the /v/eekend
>>376140000
>quadruple coins
>>376139193
>If you really want in to the discord thanot you need to fucking earn it.
>>376140276
What's that?
>>376139102Ayres?yoky01?
>7/12 in 200
Nice.
>Realize buttons on Switch pro controller are so big I can't get that A button shaped hole in my thumb after playing a while
Nice as well
How do I fix my NAT type lads?
I know how to fix the game.
>while in first, you stop getting coins in first once you hit the coin limit
There. Fixed.i get too many damn coins in first, it's getting stupid
I want smash /v/eekend to fuck off
>>376140778
When the wheel can't be stopped manually and only gives one kind of item
>>376139193
this isn't the real barkley becausei don't capitalize at the start of my sentences
>>376141071
wat
Is this anyone's first time going on a MK8 /v/eekend?
I don't want to feel alone.
>>376141494
not mine. nerd.
Fuck you, Jack
>>376141494
open wide fuccboi
NOT EVEN TWO BLUES TRUMP THE TRUMPDOG.
how do I master the green shells?
Reminder that the discord link that keeps being posted in these threads was(and still is) a discord for the smash /v/eekends, so be nice.
Coming!
>>376142128
LEWDAnd there is nothing wrong with that...
What's the best way to play MK8D?
>docked
>docked without grip
>handheld
>tabletop without grip
>tabletop with gripHard mode: no pro controller
>>376142423
Docked with a sideways joycon with a wrist strap starpped on.
>>376142243
Now, now, focus on the races my friend.
8/12 200cc
>>376142423
Handheld, always handheld
>>376142506
I've been playing like this because my left JoyCon is broken and being repaired by Nintendo.
>>376142506
Docked with a sideways joycon withOUTa wrist strap strapped on
>>376142423
There's a less notable delay when playing in handheld.
You have more control and more response time in handheld compared to docked mode.
>>376142423
Handheld is super.
If I had my TV right next to my PC I would play console, but I'm absolutely fine using handheld mode.
2 in battle
>Star ends when in front of a banana
>losing to a girl
kek
9/12 200cc
>blueshell approaches
>take double item
>item wheel lags and get hit
>double box gives me double coins
Has this ever happened to anyone else? I have never seen this before.
>>376143334
>losing to a man pretending to be a girl
ftfy
3/12 Battle
Get in here
>>376143392
normally I'd agree with you but i'm sitting right next to her
>>376143512
Coff coff.
>>376143602
normie get out
Can't stop the law
>play Koopa
>there is another player with an almost identical name to mine
>he plays undead Koopa
What does this mean?
>>376143914
Wait are you Taro
>game handing me wins on a silver plate
7/12 150 cc
4/12 battle
>Haven't played in a /v/eekend in months, almost a year
>Don't know if should play 200cc or 150cc
Is it faster to keep your parachute open as long as possible and milk that shit, or is it better to try and land as soon as possible?
>>376144192
I am!
>>376144374
pull the control stick
>>376144374
Milk it if you're diving
End it if anything else.
>>376144430BROTHER
>>376144127
AHAHAHAHA
>>376144513Good to see other people with good taste.
>ACCIDENTALLY do a mushroom dodge on blueshell through a shortcut
9/12 200cc get on id
Is it better to do a trick off of every jump on Excitebike, or only once every few jumps?
9/12 200cc
>>376144954
Depends if it's 200cc or 150.
150 I think it's ok to jump them all, 200cc is situational.
Also hard to say since the map is random, or has several variants you can't be entirely sure which one you are racing on, before you are already racing, and this is not made explicitly clear like with animal crossing.
Looks like we're both winners Maurcio
>>376144769
kys pedo
>that steal
Glorious!
>There are people who think Mount Wario isn't the best track in the main game at least, if not altogether
What a world.
2/12 Battle Mode
Join in for Balloon Battle
stream?
>>376145607
That's notO.G. RR64
5/10 150cc
>>376145857
If you're going to pick a 64 track it has to be extra mode Toad's Turnpike
>>376146127
This one was amazing as well. I was disappointed MK8 didn't make mirror mode the same as the original Turnpike...
>>376145857
nah they changed the longest RR in the series to the shortest. They should've compromised and made it 2 laps
>>376145857
Not at all, RR64 is hot garbage in all modes due to length. Its way too short.
>Everyone picks Random to avoid Grumble Volcano
>Random turns into Grumble Volcano anyway
Ha
>>376146549
What's so wrong about Grumble Volcano?
Waaa waaa fuck you waluigi the 2nd place is mine
Higgs, fix your internet.
>>376146587
Everyone seems to hate it, I love it
Thanks for the races 200cc guys. Fucking glorious y'all.
Imma take a break, do some Zelda or something. Just need a non-mario kart minute here.
>>376146853
ggs m8
>>376146853
nobody cares, fuck off
>>376146656
and first is mine
>>376147013
YOU fuck off
Hingss, seriously, stop downloading what ever the fuck is making your internet shit
>>376146262
>>376146532
I did mean the original RR64 though. If we are talking best track in MK8D overall it would have to beRoyal Raceway
>200cc
>>376147013
I already did?
why won't you stop being so mean
literally getting nothing but trip bananas and coins in 2nd, true suffering
200cc 2/12
>5th place
>the race is over
The horrors of small lobbies
>>376147742
Why can't lobbies merge?
>>376147878
You can just rejoin from someone in the other lobby
5/12 200cc
>that backwards green
>get last
Good shot, Nikki, you took 5 years out of my remaining lifetime
Discord when???
>>376148326
diiscord thii2
*unziip2 diick2*
8/12 150cc
@376148326(You)
fucked up the glider section but still held first fuck that clench was real
>>376148816
Kek, back to /r/vidya faggot
>>376149003
I didn't want to give his derail bait a (You)
>>376149118
Discord WHEN????????
>>376148783lol
I'm playing in handheld mode!
>have red shell alert
>hit horn when you feel it's close enough while checking the rear mirror
>red shell takes three seconds longer before finally sodomizing your ass
>>376149189
right here
*unzips dick*
5/12 200cc
get in fegtz
FUCKNG ROSALINA PLAYERS GET OUT REEEEEE
I apologize for this terrible performance tonight.
>>376139654
Coin is god tier. While the pack rape eachothers wallets the rich get richer in first place and extend their lead even if they get hit with a shell.
FUCK I WAS GOING TO WIN THAT ONE
>>376149520
oke daddy
fucking bananas
I cannot believe someone actually rode over that banana.
how does it feel to get cucked out of the crown, Waluigi?
thanks blue shell bro
7/12 200cc get over here
I was going to leave, but we got a surprise 3rd in the lobb--
>alone
Good games either way. Expect more soon.
>>376150339
np senpai
A course for high iq acquired patrician tastes.
>comm error
nintendo is gonna make us pay for this dog shit
>>376150697
>>376146587
>gradual road decay
>those stupid fucking fire things that hop around
Gee I wonder
3/12 in my 150cc room
the bullying is real
The comm errors are worse in this new version
>>376151079
The only is worse
>last several times in a row
Make it stop
Are they really going to charge money for connection this bad?
How did that green shell break my banana and hit me at the same time?
any g-girls here?
do we still doing /v/eekend for mk8 U?
>>376151191
hm?
>>376131387
I already made a pinned post about it but please use the assigned tripcode we gave you in the discord when you start threads. its creates a lot of confusion among us when you don't
Whose smart idea was it to make the tournaments' time zones not change to your console's? I'm in CST and can't figure out when to start my tournament.
discord when?????????????
That lightning saved me hard, thx bro
>the line of bananas at the end
shit son
>>376151570
>>376151570
Not this shit again.
dat selection delay
What the hell, people are ACTUALLY playing 150cc over 200cc? Nigga, why? Are you THAT casual?
>>376151606
hopefully never
excuse me attentionfags we're trying to play video games here
>>376151493
>so my face doesn't look so hanlike in appearance
ftfy
take this crown off my head
>>376151784
>not playing both
>>376151570
Why are you guys trying to invade OUR(smash's) Discord if you're already in Moxy's? GET OUT!!!!
>join the 150cc room
>I'm alone
what the hell
I decicided i'm gonna stream these race, whether you fucking nerds like it or not
twitchDOTtv/burgerbacklog
feel free to join and chat or not lets just have fun
>>376151962
literally who, go away
>>376151784
200cc will never be standard for tournament play. Ever. Keep dreaming. It's a party mode.
I just joined 150cc. >>376152069
>>376135370
Battle is shit.
Red shells always ruining my 1st place finishes.
>>376152178
I'm still alone, what the absolute fuck?
>>376152069
9/12 150cc
>>376152162
>>376151886
I don't understand the previous /v/eekend for mario kart wii u was 200cc only and no one complained. Who is trying to force 150cc here?
Damn I'm getting fucked hard in 200cc
Are only good players left?
>>376152407
Literally just newfags trying to be cool.
>>376151784
Tgjs holy shit. Good thing 150 to 200 is a one way street
>>376152353
how do I join the room that actually has more than one other player in it? I just rekt this fat american but I'd like to have some competition
Who's in the group as me in 150? We just did Electrodome and now it's Cheese Land
I've already said this, but the game simply isn't meant for 200cc. I'd rather play on 150cc, the way it's meant to be played. Nothing wrong with that.
Fuck you for that BM red shell, Taro
>tfw I got hit by a blue shell right after
>>376152708
nobody cares
how do I switch to a 150cc lobby with more players
my lobby only has 3 players in it
>>376152781
nobody cares
>>376152708
No one complained about 150cc until kart came out on the switch. I seriously think it's just newfags who can't handle 200cc that are playing 150cc. The previous /v/eekends all the players welcomed 200cc since 150cc got way too easy for them, after karting on 150cc for so long.
>>376152825
you have to join a person in the other lobby
there is now way to pick what lobby within a tournie you join
>>376152825
just get lucky or if you raced people in previous races join via recent players
>>376152861
correct
Full house in 200cc
>>376152919
This so hard, these fags trying to act knowledgeable like they understand the game to make calls like "it's not designed for it".
Quit posting the fucking thread if you aren't in the discord why won't you fucking idiots learn?
>>376153184
do you know how mad you were going there?
discord sucks
>>376153184
go choke on bbcs faggot
>>376153184 (you)
>>376153306
I don't mind discord, or if people want to talk in them rather then here, but I can't stand people coming in the threads solely to advertise and steal people for the discord. They can kindly fuck off.
>>376153184
whoa usually things last at least a month before you discord cunts ruin it by sitting in your chatroom circlejerking instead of playing, then getting angry when someone who isnt in the clique tries to play without your permission
FUCK DAT END
>>376152780
Glad you liked it, I put a lot of love in that throw.
Scrungus, kill yourself for constantly using all your shells offensively instead of keeping them for defense
>comm error every other race
Where is everybody?
>>376153819
make me pussy
>>376153184
If you want people to use the discord then post an invite link.
>>376153874
wii u didnt have it this badwii u when
y'all niggers suck at this game
>candy and hammern in those last few seconds
>>376153883
studying for finals.
>>376154117
fucking shells
>>376153996
be ready to have that link reported then pls end your life
>Fall back to 10th on Ribbon Road
>Get a gold mushroom as my final item right before that crazy bridge
THIS IS TOO MUCH SPEED
TOO MUCH
Do not reply to Discord posters.
Hide Discord posters.
Report Discord posters.
Where is the discord?
7/12 150cc good matches today bro's
>>376153883
Quitting because discord has been ruining threads
>thread slowly degenerating to yet another discord argument
It was fun while it lasted.
>>376154168
But basically every regular here is a discord poster
>>376154110
Last place though
Play
The
Game
I'm in a group with Nikki and Waluigi...
cool.
>>376154428
Sad to say it only lasted one weekend
>>376154428
Only discordfags talk about discord while everyone else just wants to kart.
Holy shit last place to 2nd in the last section of big blue
>>376154428
it was inevitable
shame shit happened last time, and happens with everything /v/ does
ITS NOT FAIR
FUCK YOUR RED SHELL BLUE SHELL COMBO AFTER THE FINAL TURN
WHY DIDNT I GET ANY DEFENSIVE ITEMS FOR SO LONG BAKA
9/12 150cc let the good times WAA
there's a special place in hell for those people who throw shells backwards
good race
>>376154605
This is what happens when you let redditors in and moot doesn't disable tripcodes and names.
Is 150cc still full of namefags like it was last week?
What do the different symbols mean here?
Just tried
>drifting, feels 100% the same
>driving off-road, need the exact same time to get from A to B
>driving on sandy and snowy roads, feels 100% the same
I don't get it. I know that bikes with a different symbol have different driving but I don't see what's the difference here with karts...
Deluxe battle course ports WHEN
8/12 150CC
>boo steals shrooms during the final shortcut
8/12 200cc
>>376154516
The fuck, but im in 200cc
Holy shit Toku that lightning
>>376155106
My group just played N64 Rainbow Road
>>376155012
well we got an avatarfag thats for sure >>376154887
>>376155012
that's 200cc now
>>376155016
Also don't see a different between high and low grip, tested it on off-road and sandy/snowy roads...
>>376155016
Has to do with inside/outside drifting
>switch keeps disconnecting from the internet mid match
REEEEEEE
>>376155308
>he bought a switch
OOOOOOOO
I was in second place and I got chained by a red, green, which knocked me in the abyss, a Bob-Omb, another red and then another red because fucking hammerln stopped right in front of me waiting for me to take that last red off him.
Holy shit I am this mad
>>376155016
nothing, ATVs are like karts but with a higher character hitbox
>>376155016
It just means the one on the right is an ATV
>>376155149
It' ok, just karma doing its magic.
Are some of my old MK7 brothers still present? Already saw Barkley at least.
>>376155412
Then what's the point of picking them?
And what does grip do? I don't see even a tiny bit of a difference and I tried it on all kind of roads.
Did anyone else see a tiny red shell following a normal sized one?
>>376155519
Barkley is cancer who just shitposts here and doesn't even play
>>376155519
Lot of them are in 200cc atm.
Hammern
Nikki
Javi
Candy
Barkley doesnt have a switch friendo
>>376155519
WAAA here i'm in 150cc though
Connection error every 10 seconds. Is it my internet or does anyone else have this problem since yesterday?
>>376155661
>200cc
>ltierally a brake simulator with babies being mandatory
>all the shortcuts and good level design is pointless
Why?
>>376155787
>all the shortcuts and good level design is pointless
You mean mandatory.
Fuck that fence holy shit
>>376155787
git
>>376155383
how else can you play MK8D with /v/?
>>376155925
emulating on my pc
>>376155639
literally only thing i do is ask for mk8u rooms, buy me a switch
>>376155962
pretty sure there isn't a Nintendo Switch emulator yet. Nice try.
I just hit Resetti with a star
>>376156032
>cemu
>Finally manage to pass Nora
>Immediately hit by a blue shell, red shell, banana, and piranha plant
Yay
sam you fucked me good holy shit
10/12 150cc
>>376155853
>you mean mandatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp2VtKzNT7Y
Doesn't take any of the three shortcuts here. Literally just cutting corners, that's all.
Not sure why Nintendo even made this mode. Probably for ADHS children.
Hope they just give us an actual F-Zero with levels made for the speed soon.
People who pick random when there a re good tracks need to be gassed
>>376156243
Which tracks?
>>376155886
shit. It's literally easier than 150 with shortcuts. Even going off-road for a few seconds won't kill your time anymore since you are so fast.
>bullet bill right at the end
>>376156154
Which race?
>>376156205
>shortcuts
You do know those aren't even viable in 150, right?
They're bad in 150 and 200.
You should probably gain some course knowledge.
>>376155974
Fuck off shitter
Are you fags hosting a room or doing worldwide races?
>>376156538
just wanna mk :^(
>>376156476
Yeah, that's why world record holders are using them all the time. You know why they're called "shortcuts", right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4joHBT5wCgI&t=32s
Why are 200cc babbies so mentally retarded? It's like the Souls fanbase all over again. "Look at me, I'm hardcore" without actually knowing shit.
>>376156609
Read the OP
>>376156471
animal crossing, you threw a shell back right at the end i went from like 3rd to 8th
>>376156746
Why can't we just play videogames?
>>376156746
>posts a completely different course
The shortcuts on Ribbon Road are viable in 200cc as well.
You're making a redundant point and making yourself look stupid.
>>376156757
That sucks ass. Why bother playing if its not for points? I bet your rating is still 1000 you scrubs
>>376156746
He right though, No one uses the schort cuts on Ice Ice Outpost. You use one of them at best.
It obviously is different on some other tracks though.
>>376156830
Maybe when you stop lying?
>>376156834
I didn't say it isn't. You said it isn't. You said it's bad on 150cc and 200cc in reponse to this video >>376156205 when the 200cc record holder is not using any of the shortcuts while the 150cc record holder is using two of them.
You are a braindead piece of shit and should kill yourself.
>>376156874
People who want a better time use them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPdv04ndPfA&t=52s
>>376156109
>Switch
Are you retarded?
get gud 150cc I got tired of winning. I'm not even very good I don't know how to utilize most shortcuts.
>>376157068
You're posting two completely different courses.
Now you're just confusing yourself, careful, you might end up hurting your head.
>>376157068
>Maybe when you stop lying?
You got the wrong anon.
>>376156834
>SS Zelda
cuck detected
>>376157068
>b-but my 200cc
>please let me just curt corners without ever using my brain and caring about precision
>>376157136
>I don't know how to utilize most shortcuts.
Sounds like 200cc is perfect for you. You can even drive off-road and barely use speed. It's babby mode disguised as hardcore mode for ADHS children. You just have to get used to permanent braking.
>>376155565
It's easier to get more coins from cross-shaped clusters
>grip
it slightly helps on slippery surfaces, but handling is always a better investment
Damn that Driftway race was chaos
Is Battle empty?
I've been keeping last warm for somebody.
>>376157160
>You're posting two completely different courses.
No, I'm not. Check the post chain again.
There is no reason to randomly hate on 200cc. It's kinda fun, but I prefer depth and good level design over just speeding through the map and then getting last place when hit by a green shell because everyone is so fast.
>>376157459
200cc is so trash that Nintendo had to made a special feature just to make it bearable. Takes no skill to win at 200cc
>discord and 150 vs 200 posting
>>376157524
What special feature?
wow i hate grumble volcano!
>>376157725Smart Steering
>>376157459
>no Funky
>instead 20 babies and literally who koopalings
>fucking Link and Animal Crossing fetish fuel
Why? It makes no sense. already had a fanbase.
>>376156205
200cc calls for different strats man, some of the shortcuts in 200cc work without a shroom when they needed one in 150 and some you simply are going to fast to take
Sorry that you can't accept that 200cc is more than 150cc but faste
bullying waluigifags is fun
>>376158038
delete this
>>376157851
Koopalings make my gorge rise. We need to start a racer war NOW
>tfw you get a Bullet Bill on Grumble Volcano and don't have to race on that shitty stage for a while
>>376158038
1v1 irl
why cant i use smart steering on online mode?
>>376158038
bullying namefags is more fun
>>376158114
>tfw you actually played MKW and know all the stages inside and out. Scrub
>>376158136
disabled
git gud
>>376158136
Because it's disabled so shitters like you can't meme your way through the race
>>376158184
>tfw you played MKW and were happy that you could finish the map in under a minute due to a glitch
Not sure why Nintendo removed that, it made the map more bearable
>>376158184
It was still legitimately the worst stage in star cup though, and by a long way too.
YEA. THAT'S RIGHT! FUCK YOU TOKU!
2 races in row cucked by a blue right at the end holy fuck neck me
>unironically voting for cheep cheep shit
6 red shell in a row lol
Doesn't help that animations on 200cc just look fucking stupid, a wooden kart with a baby steering it has no deal being this fast. And you can't appreciate the graphics.
>>376158114
>Grumble Volcano
>shit
>>376158394
I can literally feel my self-esteem plummeting.
>>376158368
So much hate for best track
>>376158540
I want to touch Paya's breasts.
>>376158540
Really grasping to try and make points to shit on 200cc but the truth will always remain that you suck ass at the game and others are capable of adapting while you get left behind. Loser.
1st place at Yoshi's Island here. I didn't deserve to win.
>>376158502
Red shells probably make 8 the worst Mario Kart, somehow everyone pretends it's the best, though.
>get coin
>guy behind gets red shell
>haha, so fun, now i'm last
>three times per match
The droprates are all over the place in 8.
>>376158290
GV had to be one of the more skill based tracks next to other tracks like rainbow road or Maple Treeway.but i did abuse the glitch to get points easier
>>376158368
I mean, thats narrowing it down a ton when you say just the star cup compared to all 32 tracks. I liked it
>>376158659
200cc is literally for scrubs who are too bad to take shortcuts as we have already clarified. Specimen: >>376157136
nora pls
>>376158884
>we
>item lag in 2nd gave me 2 shrooms
>use them to take the last shortcut and win
>>376158716
>there is a town where girls casually run around like this outside
>>376158884
Except 200cc opens up more possibilities for shortcuts, it heightens the skill ceiling. Try again.
>Responding to bait
Shame on you
>buy extra pair of joycons to play with 3 other friends
>left one has the sync issue
>>376158884
It's like you haven't even played in the 200cc lobby.
>>376158884
It's true I'm actually mediocre. I just can't be fucked to play time trials or look up youtube videos on the short cuts
-a lewd mii
>>376159102
GTFO
>keep getting put into empty lobbies
The one time I get into one with 11 people I get a comm error
>>376159015
Weird, I almost never see it in any of the world record videos. All I see is less depth and just casual perma drifting and braking which coincides with my experience.
>all these newfags employing all these mental gymnastics trying to come up with way to call 150cc better than 200cc to cover up their unwillingness to adapt
Casuals
>>376159234
pretty much this
>>376158762
Even out of the other 15 tracks, the only one I rank similarly low would be dry dry ruins, if retro count then I guess it's Cheep cheep beach, and sherbert land are similarly low
>the two shy guys
>>376159230
Just because you slap the word casual behind it doesn't make it so
Wtf. Both Battle and 150cc are empty? Where is everybody?
>That royal raceway
Did somebody nuke the lobby?
itt as well as every thread:
Children unable to stay on the 200cc track without baby steering on, and have only experienced 200cc with baby steering on to unlock Gold Mario so they automatically assume it's 150cc but easier
>>376159486
comm error
>>376159468
7/12 150cc
Thank god for me fucking up the shortcut and avoiding that lightning by the end.
kiss me
>>376159286
Luigi circuit is pretty fucking awful
>>376159468
theres a 7/12 150cc lobby m8
>>376159230
Goddamn it numbnuts 200cc WASN'T AVAILABLE for time trials during MK8U.
I've just been casually posting so far but I'm starting to get legitimately angry at fags who do not know what they are talking about posting as if they do.
>>376159234
But as someone who got a world class time in on 150 and 200 in this course, I can tell you that aiming for the shortcuts as you can see here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPdv04ndPfA
takes way, way more skill than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp2VtKzNT7Y
Another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4joHBT5wCgI
You probably couldn't even do this reliably.
Meanwhile this is is what I see from you guys when I join the 200cc group:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkol-0QARf4
You are fucking braindead casual retards comparable with the Dark Souls fanbase, just pretending to be hardcore and falling for memes. The game literally is not designed for 200cc. It's like a fun party mode, nothing else. And that you are virtually fucked when getting hit by any item because all 11 people overtake you just emphasizes this.
However, what disgusts me more is how this 200cc meme is making people act and talk like cocky "pro gamers" in a fucking Mario Kart thread. A game where literally luck decides who wins 60% the time.
>>376159727
No one is posting MK8U which was firehopping cancer anon.
Please neck yourself.
7/12 200cc
>>376131753
>pretend they're having fun
What's wrong anon? are you getting booty blasted to 12th place?
>>376159940
Can you stop?
>>376159940
can't you just tripfag or something so I can hide you
>>376159940
autism
>>376159940
https://youtu.be/M9bGOnUTBLE?t=1m12s
https://youtu.be/M9bGOnUTBLE?t=1m12s
https://youtu.be/M9bGOnUTBLE?t=1m12s
I want everyone to look at this poster and laugh, for he is a fucking stupid nigger.
>My Boo stole a Lighting Bolt
Neat.
>my lightning just got stolen
>proceed to get shrunk while off road
Worst kind of hell
>>376160237
>>376160363
>>376160383
>literally arguing like liberals when confonted with facts
>probably never even touched time trial in their lives
>>376160424
>look, I found one example where someone uses the shortcuts, and it's just some random time and not even the world record
hitting Nora with 4 red shells was the most satisfying thing i've done since the /v/eekend started
>>376160472
Percy jackson
>>376160592
Literally no one cares about your opinion. Why aren't you racing?
>>376160472
>>376160546
>/v/ hates all my favorite tracks
Volcano, Sherbert Land, Cheep Cheep, and all the desert maps are great. I hope if they do more DLC Dino Jungle and DK Mountain make a comeback
OH MY GOD I MISSED THE JUMP
Fuck
>>376160742
>all the desert maps
I don't know if you count it but Cheese Land is fucking trash and the worst track
>>376160472
>>376160546
>>376160641
How is doing something that requires no personal effort at all besides pressing a button satisfying?
Red shells are pure cancer.
>>376160865
i do and you're just proving my point
>>376160959
I'm gonna buy Arms!
Why the FUCK is Rainbow Road 64 still one lap
200cc would be so much more bareable if it was 5 laps instead of 3
There's more downtime between the races than actual racing
>>376160592
Got more than this buddy, better start sucking my dick.
https://youtu.be/KVCJ7ggVe88?t=14s
https://youtu.be/JlcS-zWw3ms?t=24s
https://youtu.be/JlcS-zWw3ms?t=35s
https://youtu.be/QuLJ2Wlbm3o?t=50s
https://youtu.be/-oyjmtQHLKU?t=1m1s
https://youtu.be/czN5AKi5qWU?t=1m16s
10/12 200cc
>>376161110
I don't know
>>376160959
salty af m8, straight targeting me lol
>>376159940
Correct
>>376161124
BTFO
>Dragon Driftway
>200cc
Tom you're literally gay
Listen here Chaos, you fucking nigger, I don't know who you are but you better stop playing as white shy guy right fucking now. White Shy Guy is MY character, I AM White Shy Guy and I have ALWAYS been White Shy Guy. You're overstepping your bounds kiddo and you better watch it.
Can boos steal bullet bills and blue shells?
>dragon driftway
>>376161198
who?
Why the fuck are there 3 lobbies for 150cc, and why can't I get into the proper one? All my people from recent races are the ones in the wrong rooms
>THIRD THE WHOLE LAST LAP
>BLUE SHELL FUCKING HITS ME BECAUSE FIRST AND SECOND ALREADY FINISHED
>DROP TO 5TH
>>376161357
Isn't White Shy Guy a literal KKK meme?
>>376161124
No one is talking about shroom shortcuts and skipping half the fucking map. It's not helping your case when trying to argue how the map design still matters in 200cc. It barely even matters when you go off-road for seconds or hit a wall. It's literally a retard mode for braindeads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=KVCJ7ggVe88
Do you really believe 0:10 here takes skill and precision similar to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPdv04ndPfA
0:38 here, though?
>>376160742
>Grumble
good
>Sherbet, Cheep Cheep
not bad, just boring
>all the desert maps
Bone Dry Dunes is the only good one, how can you like Dry Dry Desert and Cheesed Land?
>>376161493
That Ice Ice run is not impressive to me in the slightest.
>>376161498
they're the most fun to cheese it with mushrooms
>>376161357
>Comes in 8th
Sure thing Rheymet
Holy fuck what was that.
>>376161498
>Bone Dry Dunes
>good in any way
EASILY the worst track in the game
Hey everyone, I'm streaming /v/eekend again on twitch tv / falafel_
If you see Falafel in your lobby you are probably being streamed.
>>376161710
agreed
>>376161639
>one unlucky onslaught of items means ur bad
I will fucking end you boy
SendLewds are you a qt grill?
>>376161592
I don't care, special snowflake. It factually requires more precision, sensitivity and input than the shitty shroom shortcuts he posted or just skipping the shortcut completely and drifting corners as you can see in the 200cc world record video.
And I know that 99% the people hare fail when trying to take shortcuts like this.Join /v/eekend, people barely even take any.
Damn Bob-omb
>>376161493
The ice ice outpost shortcut was pretty tame looking, actually.
>the only game i was ever semi-decent at is filled with rng items
>>376161475
better than being 2nd with candy waiting at the finish line with a horn then getting rapped by 3rd places quadruple red shells, then bearing through the on coming clusterfuck of everyone else then getting the "race has already ended" screen
How much have you been playing Nora
>>376161932
That's Mario Kart for you. Still less tame than skipping it which is what you do in 200cc.
And that you say "looking" proves you are a braindead shitter who probably can't even take it reliably and barely plays time trial.
>it's another one person room episode
Nintendo had better fix these problems if they're expecting people to pay for this shit.
>>376161710
This
>>376162294
At least I'm not getting mad over a children's kart racing game.
>Music Park for the 3rd time
>final lap on Music Park
>gold shrooming my way through the hallway with the giant bouncing notes
>someone knocks one onto me with a star
Why
>>376162294
You must take a lot of pride in your mario karting
>>376161710
Anon, I know it looks like sand but it's actually cheese and the level is called Cheese Land.
>>376162294
This truly is autism in it's finest form.
NIGGA THEY CALL ME TY THE TASMANIAN TIGER CAUSE I GOT TWO BOOMERANGS
>these hivemind course selections
>>376161710
Water Park and Toad's Turnpike are worse than Dunes
Venom why are you such a jerk.
Why is the red shell droprate so high in 8, tho? Shouldn't a powerful item like this be kinda... rare? I just got hit five times in a row by nothing but red shells.
>>376162687
Why do children make posts like this these days? Do they not teach Socratic methods and argument types in school anymore?
>>376162294
why would that ice outpost shortcut be any easier to do in 200cc? it's a completely moot point
>>376162893
What did i do
I'll race some more later today
>>376160729
hue
>>376163120
win
I got really boned this race.
what lobby are yall on
>new bowser city
>200cc
Why do people enjoy suffering?
>>376163483
5/12 150cc
>>376131598
Tires are too slow.
Just make 200cc into wipeout
done for today had fun in 150cc with you all today and thanks for checking out my stream if you did
>>376163517
I do fine up until that last fucking turn
Is 200cc full? I keep comming immediately trying to come back.
Streaming in Battle mode! Come join, let's make it full!
>>376163517
>anything 200cc
>game looks like it's fast forward mode
>constant braking
>can't even utilize most shortcuts
>but can skip half the course and drive off-road
Great way to seperate the player base, Nintendo.
>>376163816
>that mouth
every time
I wanna be a cool guy and get used to heavy topspeed rides for when I get Gold but I'm just a balanced bitch.
>>376163428
Sorry ;(
Fucking richie
>>376163950
It's such a good lewd otherwise, fucking shame about the mouth
>>376163517
You can retrain your drifting lines to make it not suffering skipper. Neo Bows 200cc also introduces the unique opportunity to slam in players after going faster than your lines usually warrant when they are less optimal than they should be at that infamous turn. 150cc just does not have this among a plethora of others.
200cc is just flat superior.
>bowser's again
>grumble volcano gets picked
>the whole world audibly sighs in disappointment
>>376164647
At least its kinda fun
>scrungus eats shit right at the finish line
wew lad
BHEYMET
>>376164849
Grumble Volcano is my literal favorite level ever.
If you have trouble with it, you're bad at the game. I will ALWAYS vote for Grumble. ALWAYS.
RHEYMET I HAD A SHROOOOOOOM
>>376164849
>Grumble Volcano is bad
I want this meme to end
>>376165050
What do you know. /v/eekend is full of super casuals that hate any skill like 200cc mode or grumble
>>376164909
>>376165146
sorry lads :^)
>>376165231
>200cc
>Tapping the brakes once in awhile
>Skill
Not this tired meme yet again.
>>376165217
>>376165217
>>376165217
New thread
>>376155308
Make sure your router is no more than 5 feet away. Its connectivity is pretty poor.
>>>>scrungus
>>376165731
>>376165731
>>376165731
Actual new thread without a shitty OP