>Nintendo is for kids Explain this /v/

Nintendo IS for kids, mostly played by manchilds

Yes Nintendo can be enjoyed by all ages.

>female 10%

UGH DELETE THIS NOW THIS IS FAKE UGH

>>376126436
Its like if people can enjoy things no matter what age they are.

Even the iced hair, raging, libtard or the thirty-something overweight male. Nintendo has been entertaining the masses for generations.

>>376126436
Kids try to act like adults, you can see a similar scenario with teens, avoiding "childish" things.
What console has the most interactive movies/easy games?

>>376126436
>kids have to be younger than 18
like um no try again sweetie

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>>376126436
>a bunch of permavirgin neckbeard hot pocket stained manchildren who still live with their parents in their late 20s/early 30s because their lives led to nowhere as they spend the most important lives in their lives playing MUH NINTENDO because mommy and daddy bought them a Mario machine instead of Sega or PlayStation
No surprise there, it's actually quite accurate and spot on.

>>376126436
noone fucking cares shut the fuck up about the damned console already

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They're not cringy or anything like that. They just want to go out their way to asset dominance over those who think Nintendo ISN'T the greatest vidya game company ever.

You know what I mean, those grown ass men with Mario posters, amiibos, etc. just sprinkled around their home. They wear Nintendo apparel, breath Nintendo and only Nintendo systems, and are generally awkward to stare at for more than 10 seconds.

>>376126436
Manchildren are still kids in their hearts

>>376126436
>the only platform without cancerous "IMA GAMER TOOO" girl gamers is nintendo
why would you play anything else?
you ARE a real gaming enthusiast and some faker, right /v/?

>>376126436
children don't fill out surveys

>>376126436
I don't have to explain anything, actually read what you posted and tell me that 28,000 People are an accurate representation of nintendo's fanbase

>>376126920
They're a burden to society and need to get jobs, rather than depending on government benefits.

>>376126436
The features of the Switch are focused on young adults. You can play it between classes, you have local multiplayer anywhere, and it's a value proposition to boot.

t. Going to college and working at Subway

Millennials never grew up. Why do you think that they ate up that new Bill Nye bullshit that came out the other week?

>>376127023
That's actually PC surprisingly

>38% of the purchasers are kids
Damn, kids have a lot of pocket money nowadays. I wonder what % of the adults are buying them for their kids.

>>376127023
you know that the majority of those gamur gurlz are zelda fans rignt?

>>376126436
This is bullshit. Girls are 55-60% of gamers.

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If Nintendo isn't for kids, then why did pic related happen?

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>>376126436
Those same people play it with their kids.

>>376126436
grew up with it

brand loyalty is strong

>>376127134
And over half of the percentile worked their ass off of part-time jobs when they could be studying.

>>376127265
I stood still... but nobody takes my petting away...

>>376126436
Bunch of neckbeards chasing that childhood Christmas high of getting NES/SNES/N64 for Christmas.

>>376127265

/thread

Cartoons are for kids.

Yep adult age people jerk off to them.

>>376126436
Young people are smart enough not to answer email surveys.

Is it possible a large majority of them are dads who set the console up for their kid? They have a Mii but they play on their dad's Nintendo Network ID.

>>376126436
>90% men
>Everyone on splatoon plays as a girl
Nintendo is for neckbeards

I have yet to see anyone playing Switch on the subway yet. Hopefully he or she would understand how retarded they look, and is avoiding eye contact, or that potential confrontation from owning a new system.

Whether it's be a Vita/3DS/PSP I always see one or two people darting their eyes at that unfortunate person on the subway. It always happens, and it's always funny.

>>376126436
Nintendo is for adult gamers who don't actually like video games

>>376127769
>or that potential confrontation from owning a new system

What kind of post-apocalyptic video game shitposting war fuled world are you living in?

So isn't that just the normal distribution you'd expect to see for video games as a whole?

>>376127754
Yeah, the second part of that survey results support that
>>376127308
Since there hasn't been a Christmas season with the Switch yet, I imagine most kids that have access to a Switch share it with their dad or older brother.

>>376127134
>what is reading comprehension

>800,000 Emails sent
>Response rate: 3.5%
Damn dude, those 28,000 people who subscribe to Nintendo's newsletter and have the time to reply to online servers like a fucking goober is irrefutable proof, right?

>>376126436
>Nintendo WAS for kids.

FTFY. Kids now don't care about Nintendo, they care about their iPhones and Minecraft. All Nintendo has to rely on now is their old fanbase who is now grown-up. Those fans are from a time where Nintendo was actually good. They have a constant nostalgia for that time and they can't accept that they suck now.

>>376127948
It happened with a man who owned a 3DS a week after. And once when I had my Vita out on the bus.

I don't whip out my handhelds in public anymore. I'm all mobile now.

>>376127961
It also hasn't really launched aimed at kids. BotW is a massive push back towards courting the more serious market and MK8 only just came out. I don't doubt that kids will want it, but I commend Nintendo for not marketing it as 'the kid machine'. Yet.

>>376128052
You're not wrong. I played MK8D with a ten year old kid that's the son of family friends. He couldn't place Mario as Nintendo's mascot and hadn't even heard of the Switch. That said, he wants one now.

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>>376128176
This is the kid machine

>>376126436
>purchaser
who are this 2% of children who are able to buy the Switch

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>>376128258
I think your friend's son might just be out of the loop. I work with kids and a fair few like Pokemon and they definitely know who Mario is. He's still relevant enough to get a Happy Meal toy in 2017.

>>376128409
Read the fine text at the bottom.

>>376127265
Dude are you a pervert? I support that they remove everything sexual because if you want to look at naked women go on this internet.

>>376126436
Expect more kids when Christmas comes. So far the sales have been to peop going out and buying it for themselves, all of the kiddos get their new vidya on birthdays and christmas

>>376128532
>Dude are you a pervert?

Confirmed either gay or female, definitely not both.

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>>376128532
>asking anon if he's a pervert
>on 4chan

First day here?

>>376128449
You might be right. On the one hand he loves games and has madly wanted a console as long as he's been able to talk, on the other he once asked if a copy of Halo 3 I left lying around was what I was playing on my PS4.

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>>376126436
>Grown adults buy Nintendo consoles for their children
Well? That's it?

>>376126672
playing nintendo is no more or less pathetic than playing any other videogames

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>>376126436
NO! WOMEN MAKE UP 50% OF THE GAMING MARKET ANON, DELETE THIS POST!

>>376126436
This image is very problematic, it's fake news made up by a nazi trump supporter.

>>376126436
>manchildren

ftfy

>>376130096
>WOMEN MAKE UP 50% OF THE GAMING MARKET ANON

"Games" like Farmville don't count.

>>376126436
>response rate: 3,5%
More like only people in this demographic could be fucked to answer the survey

As a responsible consumer who doesn't support anti-consumer companies with little regard for adult gamers, I WON'T be purchasing a Switch for my kid.

>>376127265

This tbqh senpai

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>>376127265
Feminist happened.

"Nintendo is for kids" is a meme made by actual children who want to seem grownup.

>>376131278
>implying you actually spawned a child

>>376126436
Kids enter a higher age so they don't have to deal with parental control nonsense

>purchaser

>>376126436
The kids it babysat grew up but are still attached. Fanboys in general are reaching the same level as religious fanatics.

>>376132160
That's not even how it works, the kids just wouldn't bother with the survey.

>3.5% of 800,000 users
>A sample of approximately 28,000 people
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

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>>376126436
Kids these days play "mature games." I'm a substitute teacher so I talk to a bunch of kids. I came across a 5th grader who says he played Fallout 4 and GTA. I told him he is too young to play games like Pokemon and Mario. He said those games are overrated. This very same kid I caught spinning scissors around saying its his butterfly knife.

Kids these days don't care for Nintendo.

>>376132375
I bet he has one of those fidget spinners now.
How big is that fad at the school(s) you sub at?

>>376132375
this, my 8-15 yo nephews mostly play GTAV, Destiny, CSGO, COD, Fallout, pretty much anything that lets them shoot a weapon + sport games. onyl manchilds and legit gurl gamers are interested in nintendo games

>>376126436
Umm no sweetie, women make up more than 50% of gamers reliable and science based statistics show

>>376126436
Nintendo includes children in their marketing because Nintendo appeals to all ages.

The real children in the video game community are the ones who loudly proclaim that Nintendo is solely for children. It's a good indicator of having zero friends and they don't even realize it.

>>376132375
> I told him he is too young to play games like Pokemon and Mario. He said those games are overrated.
our guy

>>376127134
>I have less money than kids so it's the kids that are rich!

No, you're just poor. 300 is not expensive for something you're going to use semi-consistently for years.

>>376126436
Nintendo isn't cool with kids. PS4 or even Microsoft is seen as the "cool" consoles.

>>376126436
Manchildren use it since it was designed for children 1st and foremost

>>376126436
>Explain this /v/
Manclidren also count

>>376127265
>DUDE MY ANIME TIIITTTTIIIIIEEESSSS
Is your image supposed to prove that Nintendo is going a more mature direction instead?

>>376126436
>3.5%
>28,000 responses

Who cares?

>>376126672

> /v/irgin saying this without a hint of iront

>there are more 35 to 44 year old manchildren who play the switch than there are under 18 year old kids who play the switch

No surprise here, Nintendo games are horrid garbage to anyone who didn't play the classic ones.

>>376126436
What a surprise to see that only nostalgia ridden manchildren care about modern nintendo.