>why yes, I do mod my games

>>376123052
The "then" pick missing supersize 3rd DLC too.
I miss those days...fucking movie, fucked it up. and fat kids....damn fat kids.

tbf that picture representing mods really captures the feeling of playing smth like Aeons of Death

>that's the best pic you could use to represent how MODS R EVUL

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>food analogy

>>376123610
t. fatty fat fat

>>376123052
Depends on how you mod your game, but I do agree that most people nowadays go for quantity over quality when it comes to modding. It's painful to watch

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>>376123663
Where's the protein?

>>376123663

that still looks disgusting

>>376123663
Why are Mexicans allowed to cook?

>food analogy

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>its a food analogy

>>376123663
>American cuisine
Jesus fucking christ thats disgusting.

>>376124097
how do people come up with this shit

>>376123052
What a strawman

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Here's a better mod analogy

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>>376124260

Oh my god. Cheese.

>>376124205
It's Mexican.

Look up Doritos nachos locos

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>>376124260
Good lord.

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>>376124260
that's way too much cheese but this always gets my appetite going

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>skyrim mod experience

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>not liking mods
Consolefag detected.

>>376124396
I recognize that bird. Starbound threads?

>>376124608
iunno its origin, I just liked it and saved it

>it's another food thread where the same batch of /ck/ jack webms are repeatedly posted yet again
Wiggity wow I love OC!

>>376123052
Not a very good example. 90% of mods are stupid or edgy stuff like giving the MC tattoos. The burger on the bottom looks absolutely delicious, especially the bacon.

>>376124704

Then why are you on /v/?

>>376124356
>mexico is not in america

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>>376123663
What the fuck are you doing?!!

>>376124758
I've been here too long to leave.

>>376123834
>muh gainz xDDdD

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>>376124728
>The burger on the bottom looks absolutely delicious, especially the bacon.

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>>376124554
>tfw enjoying skyrim without mods

There's literally nothing wrong with food analogies. They're just as valid as any other analogy.

>>376123052
>Mods: a bunch of unnecessary bullshit that makes it disgusting to look at
Sounds about right

>>376124963
t. skeleton

>>376123663
Would be disgusted if I knew what third world dish I was looking at

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>food threads
if you're gonna post food webms at least make it video games with the file name

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>modding your WRPG to be full of anime girls

>>376124260
>>376124319
>>376124376
>>376124396
>tfw absolutely love cheese when it's all hot and gooey
>can't stand it when it's solid

>>376124356
They're called "Dorilocos" and I've never seen someone who isn't a Fat fuck eating them.

>>376124554
>didn't core apple first
As a cook, this offends my intelligence.

>>376125019
that's upsetting

>>376125019
everytime a ja/ck/ thread is posted, I will never understand how someone can be this bad at cooking, intentionally or not

>>376124980
t. haven't seen my dick in years

>>376123052
burgers like that trigger the fuck out of me. like the baconator. why do so many people love the baconator? it's all meat, cheese, and bacon. best burger is one that has a good balance between meat, bun, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and sauce.

the best "formula" for a burger is the Whopper with cheese, shame that BK's ingredients are such shit.

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Thin crust = 2 hour long game
Deep dish = 60+ hour long game

Was it brain damage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBPIh3pi8lA

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>Fallout 4 on console with mods

>>376125139
t. 80 lb skeleton who rattles every time he posts.

>>376125019
>water and grease as a highlight
>shun knife

I hate this fuck a little more every gif.

>>376125026
hot cheese hits the heroine receptor in your brain

>>376123663
Lemon with cheese?

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>>376125137
its not intentional, i've been watching him fuck up for years before he became a meme. he's just an idiot that's bad at cooking.

>>376124396
>too much cheese
no such thing senpai

>>376125179
Literally nothing wrong with either

>>376125179
white dick = 2 minute game

BBC = 80+ hour long game

hue?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnbRleM2GM

>>376125154
I know some people that simply don't like greens. To absolutely no one's surprise, they are also fatasses. Like, they go out and get a kebab that's all meat, sauce and cheese.

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reminder to keep it vidya

>>376123663
That looks like some good soul food

>>376125202
t. fat cunt that jiggles every time he posts

>>376123910
you have never tried actually good mexican food though
don't talk shit about shit you don't know shit about.

>>376124728
It looks like a mess and not very well made, you wouldn't be able to eat that like a normal burger and it would be an annoying struggle with everything going everywhere. I think it's pretty accurate.

>>376125360
t. skeleton who's fingertips hurt every time he presses a key.

>>376123610
Are you fucking retarded ? Lol

>>376125430
t. lardass who's knees hurt ever time he tries to stand

>>376124554
what the fuck is that thing even? what's the bottom part for? To prevent the slices from flying everywhere? to collect apple juice? what?

>>376125515
t. skeleton who cant stand without crutches.

>>376125325
hell im a fatass but I just don't understand the aversion to vegetables. vegetables are fucking good and compliment meats perfectly.

>>376123052
>People still make this thread

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>>376123052
>he doesn't mod in even more violent and angry races to rape his dorfs with

>>376125179
2nd one has too much sauce. first one would be good tho.

>>376125347
Why would this require a Youtube video? I mean really, why don't you film yourself heating up a microwave dinner next?

>>376125463
Why is that monkey practicing cannibalism?

>>376123052
There is nothing wrong with the modded burger.
>lot of protein from various meats
>no bullshit stomach fillers like tomatoes and lettuce

>>376124260
raclette is so fuckin good

>>376123663
I don't know what any of those things are.

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>>376125463

>>376125463
This actually makes me want to go vegetarian.

Not because of hippy bullshit, because that looks that disgusting.

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>>376124260
THICCCCCC

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>>376123052
Seems you got the wrong picture for mods there my friend

>>376123052
I agree but is there a game where the base actually lacks its meat and can be found in a dlc ?

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>>376125629
Oh yeah.

>>376125061
How does owning that stupid device in the first place not offend you

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>>376125325
>kebab
>cheese
>no greens
???

>>376125325
>get a kebab that's all meat, sauce and cheese
How the fuck are you supposed to have cheese on a kebab?

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>>376125179
Thin crust is superb and delicious all the way through, and once you finish you're happy and content.

Deep dish you go uuuggghhhhhh halfway through, force the rest, and when it's over you feel sick and ask yourself "Why did I do that?"

>>376125981
that looks fucking tasty.

>>376125629
lol

>>376124260
fuck that looks so good

>>376125646

>he doesn't mod in a million different plants and animals to make beautiful and populated worlds.

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>early access games

>>376124260
fucking christ i'm so hungry now

>>376125629
What

>>376126132
I want to kill Jack

>>376126132
IT'S

>>376124554
>doesn't even remove the sticker
How do people this stupid not forget to breath?

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>open source emulators

Are there even any valid arguments against modding or is it just retards who think they need to install every mod they see while trying to fit in and wonder why the game turns into shit

>>376125987
Kebab and cheese is heaven
My fav way to eat kebab is what we dutchies call "kapsalon Kebab" its heaven

>>376125704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ

>>376125347
i'd eat it I eat cream cheese out of the container.

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>>376123052
>food analogy

>>376125259
Behead those who insults mayo
Also
>Hellmanns
Winiary is much better

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>/v/ is against mods and piracy

how contrarian can this board go?

>>376126132
looks yummy

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>>376126364
I really like Duke's.

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>>376126254
>closed source emulators

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>>376124758
> why would a /ck/ fag be on /v/?

Overweight faggots who sit around all day masturbating to food tend to sit around all day complaining about vidya.

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>>376126302
>just fuck my shit up

>>376125629
I like the Silent Hill aesthetic.

>>376126303
This is so depressing even if it didn't have the music overlayed

>>376124260
fuck you

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>>376125629
That is genuinely the scariest thing I've seen in my life. Is that real or fake?

>>376125629
What am I even looking at.

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>>376125629

most of this food looks fine to me

>>376125987
Doner kebab is often served in pita bread, or just on a plate. So, much the same way you have cheese on a burger.

>>376125629
IMMEDIATELY CLOSED

WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>376126469
This is absolutely delicious

>>376125629
WHAT IS THIS
It reminds me of that Asian guy who suffered radiation exposure and was kept alive against his own will as his skin peeled off

>>376125629
I can't even tell what's going on. Is that an arm growing out of his crotch?

>>376126617
newfag pls go

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this is really good

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>>376126469
needs more protein

>>376126132
What's the problem with bloody burgers?
Dont you like your burgers bloody?

>>376126718
I don't think there's video of that, just pictures

>>376124260
disgusting

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>>376125981
Kebab comes in many forms, and while I do most definitely prefer the kind that you posted, the most common way to get kebab served where I live is like this.

Most commonly eaten by people as they're on their way home from a night on the town, piss drunk.

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>>376126469
>rotten cheese with maggots

>>376126719
Thats his leg. He's being held up by the large padded straps

>>376124260
Why do people go absolutely full retard with cheese? What happened to moderation?
I mean, they only use one slice for a sandwich, but when it's grilled cheese or something they go full retard and dump a whole package.

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>>376125629

>>376126817
this guy's shit has to be some sort of performance art project.

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>>376126818
I sure do!

>>376126571
Goddamn, Amy Schumer's even fatter than I remember her.

>>376126818
Unless you have a reliable meat source it's safe to fully cook your burgers

>>376125629
XD

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>>376126302
>we dutchies

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>>376123663

>>376126623
Except it's banned in most of europe and got living maggots inside

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Human beings are disgusting.

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>>376126956
>Dutch drinks

>>376126839
>>376127000
>A true delicacy

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>"food" analogy that includes revolting corpses

>>376126956
"We Dutchies" have the worst fucking food.

It's why we distract ourselves with drugs and hookers.

>>376123663
That's just corn with some sauce, cheese and chips in the bottom, it's quite good.

>Just got done making stir fry
>Sit down to eat it and browse /v/
>This thread
WELP, There goes my appetite.

>>376127019
That's just half a larger isn't it? t. brit

>>376127137
>some

>>376127089
>he thinks plants don't feel pain
they are living thinking beings

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>>376126838
>>376125981
>eating kebab
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1552482/Missing-girls-body-put-into-kebab.html

I was friends with a turk in school, his father owned a kebab store, whenever a christian ordered a kebab they gave him sauce from the jar with spit and cum in it.
Only friends and fellow muslims got the normal sauce.

>>376126956
>wellarentyouanentitledlittlefuck.comic

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>>376123052
>Not knowing restraint and modding your games with discretion such as gameplay improvements and simply better weapon animations and sounds.

Rookie stalker detected

>>376127174
how did they tell if someone was a christian?

>>376127089
Here here brother. The worst one I've heard is
"I don't care about animals so i eat them"
What a fucking joke, amirite?

>>376125026
try hauskyzja/hauskase.

Smells like fucking vomit and unwashed socks but goddamn it's delicious and has magnificent texture.

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>>376127089
>Vegans
>Scrawny
>Just walks

>Non-Vegan
>Fit as fuck
>Doing flips
>Has a jet pack
>Probably gets all the pussy

>>376127063
Snails and caviar are also a delicacy,too bad they suck.

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>tfw long intro

>>376127089
This comic proves vegans are weak and unfit for sport

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>>376127089
>Im vegan I love animals
>So I destroy their homes and poison them via increased farming

>>376126914
Shooped, but not by much.

>>376124260
it's swiss not muslim you fucking retard

>>376123052

But mods are supposed to improve the game

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>>376123663
That looks good

You NEETs acting like you all live off only steak, water, and beer are sad as fuck

>>376127228
They're white.

>>376126247
FUCKING

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>game has shitty crafting sytem

>>376123663
This is why everybody fucking hates americans. He could have just used the knife to his right hand and be done in a minute, but nope.

>>376127174
Well, I helped the one kebab place I like in town by setting up a new fuse box for them, so I think I'm safe. Not to mention that most of the guys working there are apostates.

>>376127338
>christians
>white
More like slavshit, mongol or reek

>>376125179
Why is American """cuisine""" such a fucking trainwreck?

>>376127252
>>376127275
It says mental gymnastics you morons, its a metaphor

>>376127338
but Mediterranean "whites" are about as white looking as Turks.

>>376127460
They are rightwingers and thus too proud of their culture to invent anything new, but they don't have a culture or history to be proud of.

>>376127460
>What do you want for dinner?
>I don't give a fuck, just make it plenty

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>tfw glitches in game

>>376127460
We can afford any food, thus we have created every monstrosity ever fathomable.

Even God shuns us.

>>376127460
Chicago is hardly American

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95m0saHyrGM

>>376127520
>american education

>>376125629
What is this

>>376127427
That's Mexican food, you yuropoor.

>>376126303
friendly reminder that in 40 years when you are a sad lonely virgin that realises he'll never take his grandson fishing, you'll be making vids like these.

>he was what you are
>you will be what he is

>>376127515
>weak mental fortitude
still makes sense

>>376125019
I still don't know if ja/ck/ is the most dedicated troll or legitimately mentally ill.

>>376127460
Please don't lump in the food of middle America with our glorious coastal American food

>>376127520
but they don't behave like roaches
serieously, portuguese are one of the nicest persons I've met

>>376127636
look at his weight
it's pretty clear he's just legitimately retarded

>>376124260

>Went to New York like a month after those gifs/webms hit the web
>Wanted to eat at this place
>A month+ booked in advance

fug

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>>376127408
why

>>376123052
I don't even know what this is supposed to show.

That modded games look worse? Because it does not take a genious to prove that wrong.

>>376127571
Is this video supposed to prove you right or wrong?
Gunshots are always 100% american.

>>376127520
Maybe it wasn't in the Mediterranean, genius. I'm not saying this is a foolproof way to find out someone's religion, but it probably was the metric the Kebab guys went by.

>>376127171
they don't have nerves

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>controls are not clear

>>376127625
I might not ever have children, but I do have a niece, and another one on the way, and much like I've vowed to be the best brother I could ever be to my little sister, I'm gonna be the best uncle I can be to them.

I'm also their godfather should anything ever happen to my sister.

>>376127379
RAW

>>376125629
saw a split second of it then closed out
What is this even
do i want to know

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>tfw can't find any more analogys but Jack is life

>>376127297
nono vegans only care about le cute farm animals, not wildlife

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>>376123052
>FOOD ANALOGY

>>376127762
oh yeah, I forgot all of Europe is basically a muslim colony now.

have fun with that by the way, especially after macron and schultz win.

>>376127751
Not when it's in a city that is majority chimp. Chances are all those gunshots are chimps doin nuffin and getting they life back on track.

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>>376127894

>>376127561
You know, this is probably it honestly.

Except that a good amount of mods are better than expansion packs/DLC.

And you can pick how many mods you have.

This analogy doesn't even make any sense considering you're getting that massive fucking burger for free and a good amount of the time you're only taking small bites occasionally anyways. This is dumb.

>>376127228
White, german, looks like a victim.
>>376127434
>Not to mention that most of the guys working there are apostate
My turkish friends drank and whored around, yet hated every german for exactly those reasons.

>>376127326

That's what makes that image funny to me. PC autists look at that monstrosity of a cheeseburger and go "FUCK YES THAT'S AWESOME!". I look at it and go "Wow that cheeseburger is pure messy shit.".

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>tfw when nearly every Jack is "early access"

>>376127174
except you can always clearly see them making your pitta/kebab from the counter

>>376127762
I'm the guy with the kebab friend.
It was their metric.

Basically anyone white or beta looking got the spit cum sauce.

>>376125629

I remember that.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=03e_1456095245

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>>376127960
why are you so entitled?

>>376127894
What is with this guy and undercooking everything?

>>376127951
>Not when it's in a city that is majority chimp.
Whites being the minority is not unamerican at all.
In 2050 or possibly even earlier, this will be the case in the usa as a whole.

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>game has a secret mode

>>376127894
I seriously cannot fucking stand this guy and I don't know if he's genuinely terrible at cooking or not

At least I know Joey is sarcastic

>>376124217
You're a fucking retard

>>376125325
I eat my kebab with only meat, onions and garlic sauce
I'm not a fatass and my coworkers love me

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>>376128114
he just sucks anon

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Reposting

>>376128098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlxmKsTvcLg

>>376124859
Fat cunt detected

>>376128098
man i really need to catch up on my gaki

>>376125987
sheep cheese is pretty common here, practically every kebab shop offers this

>>376125531
You sound dangerously stupid, boy. Please never reproduce.

>>376125629
Vietnamese guy with severe cerebral palsy.

I found this story about him and Google translated it, apparently he's been in that harness for 47 years.

>>376128082
If that were the case it'd be more due to immigration than people of other races reproducing.

And even then it's really not all that likely.

>>376127515
Of course vegans have weak minds, lack of protein causes brain damage.

>>376128038
>except you can always clearly see them making your pitta/kebab from the counter
Dumbshit beta german who gets cum in his kebab confirmed.
They dont jack into the sauce when you order it, they have it already prepared.
Basically a disgusting sauce for the kuffar.

>Have a Filipino cook for some time
>He makes literally everything sweet.
>They still use sweet sauce
>Someone uses Nutella on a sweet bun with sweet coconut filling
>I'm the only person on board using chili, soy sauce and eating salad
Philipines made me racist.

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>>376128207
IT'S NOT DONE STOP FORCING IT YOU FAT FUCK

>>376128207
I'll say this at least: he's really good at cracking eggs.

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>tfw skills

>>376128285
Mexicans reproduce way faster than "white" (mongrel) americans.

>nobody has posted that 1 wbm of the lady adding wierd shit to the ramen

1 job

>>376123052
Rather have the mods version than having to chose between only two buns or being robbed for a normal burger. I got more and paid less

>>376128419
is he?
>>376127274

>>376128290
vegan diets have more protein in the though?

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>>376128431
>Bare hand

>>376126617
Fuck you, retard

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Haha posting the same jack webms over and over so funny! Hey look my reaction picture its of Kirby being shocked by something he saw on his laptop! An exaggeration of what i feel right now! HAHA!

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>>376128069

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>>376128510
looks like you're triggerd

>>376126818
When you cook something like a steak, you can leave it under, even fucking blue, and it's fine to eat because you've killed the bacteria that lives around the edge of the meat by searing it.

When you make a burger (before cooking), you mix up all the meat and so you put the bacteria that was on only the outside all throughout your burger. In order to safely eat your burger, you MUST cook thoroughly enough that the middle is at the minimum medium, and burgers are typically cooked well done to ensure safety without having significant negative effect. Rare or- god forbid- blue burgers are extremely dangerous.

>>376128510
how do you cut your meat? feet?

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>>376128643
YOU HOLD THE CHICKEN WITH A FORK

>>376124356
>thinks america exclusively means the U.S.

>>376127515
You're a faggot. Fuck you.

>>376128526
Ummm excuse me, rude.

>>376128687
Not him but youre supposed to hold chicken with your hands when you cut it. Or do you not know what washing your hands is?

>>376128615
he only used it right the first 3 slices and then kept fucking it up

>>376128714
>>>/Reddit/

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you ok anons?

>>376128687
lmao, do you also beat yourself off with a fork?

>>376128252
I've been interested in Gaki no Tsukai for some time now.
Where should I start with watching the show?

>>376128773
Excuse me, I already paid for a full chicken breast this month, I can't possibly pay for clean water just to wash my hands

>>376128689
what else do you call people from the US?

>>376128687
You don't need to worry about contamination at that point as long as you intend to cook it properly.
Then again, this is Jack we're talking about.

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Masao is the superior retard-tier cook. the fact that his videos were all recorded on some shitty handheld camcorder just adds to it.

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>>376128832
>stick in the oil

>>376128440
They don't, actually. By 2040 there's a likely chance that Mexico will have an even lower birthrate then the U.S. does.

http://www.economist.com/node/15959332

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>>376128807
anon, the meat isn't done

>>376128832
>cold oil

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>>376128979

>>376128981
Too bad the fastest breeding ones already immigrated to usa and are there to stay.
Enjoy your joses and fernandes.

>>376123663
>he doesn't eat tostilocos

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>>376128635
Bull fucking shit.
You can eat ground meat even raw.

No danger.

>>376128979
Is this that guy who was cooking shit directly on the burners in a run-down shithole apartment?

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>indie ports from other countries

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>>376126469

>tfw the first time i saw that cheese, it's was in a Australian documentary where he ate every bugs in his house

>>376126941
>>376128635
>americans are afraid of raw meat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare

This is the funniest thing ever.

>>376127571
the fuck how many bullets did they shoot? is it a gangwar or can't these people shoot for shit?

>>376129083
Good to know your knowledge of how Mexicans reproduce comes from South Park.

If you're gonna throw your two cents in at least know what you're actually talking about.

Why is north-american cuisine so disgusting?

>>376128829
Ummmmm ok first using green 4chan arrows does NOT add to the conversation, and second reddit is, like soooo much better than this place :P

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>>376128832
And the long awaited sequel

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>>376129098
>this is what ghouls actually believe
Enjoy those tapeworm nodules in genitals, eyes and in the place where you should have a brain.

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>>376128635
raw ground pork is pretty popular here, we don't get sick because of it

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>>376129126
of course

>>376127297
Animals don't live off antibiotics and injections, you actually need to farm their food too.

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>>376129128
>every other countries love trump
>USA hates him

goes to show how brainwashed americans are

>>376129282

why has god forsaken us

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>>376129165
>tfw finnish buddy won't eat rare steaks because he's afraid of parasites and is a big gay who doesn't like red meat

>>376123052
Gotta fix Oblivion's leveling system somehow. Spoilers - The XP Update mod is great. Takes a bit of fucking around, but it's worth it to fix a broken aspect of a good game.
And Immersive Creatures is basically mandatory for Skyrim. That game's enemy diversity sucks ass vanilla.

>>376129364
Everyone loves Putin except Russia
Everyone hates Merkel except Germany

>>376123834
>>376123843
>>376124205
>>376124834
>>376124987
>>376125253
>>376125745
>>376127427
>These people don't know elote
That's food of the gods, dawg. Handed down from the Azteca gods of yore. Damn, I want some now.

>>376129302
this is the greatest strawman comic I've read

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>>376129364
>commiefornians
>american

>>376124859
human beings literally require protein to survive

that's why I only eat protein and no other nutrients

I want to be the surviviest

>>376129302
>knows bacon
Hmmm

>>376127531
what a retarded statement. get an education, then and only then will you be allowed to post on my fucking board again.

>>376129342
Enjoy that toxoplasmosis

You're actually an order of magnitude more likely to get it by eating raw meat than by having a horde of cats in your cats for your whole life.

>>376129453
stop talking about video games, your board is elsewhere

>>376129458
>Everyone loves Putin
Mybe Turks, but that's it

>>376128689
Now you're just genuinely obsessed, anon.

>>376129567
Funny, considering that conservatives are also the ones pushing the "don't go to college" meme, because muh Jews or some shit, all while believing that vaccines cause autism. You couldn't pass a Socialism class if you fucking tried.

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>>376129601
>having a horde of cats in your cats

>>376125179
fucking gross
no wonder wops are fat as fuck

>>376129725
Did I stutter?

>>376123663
This is why mexicans only live to 60

>>376129302
>we should eradicate all livestock and replace them with farms
Genocide is okay when animals aren't being eaten!

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>>376129282
jesus chris jack

OFFICIAL CUISINE POWER LEVELS
EURO EDITION

>GOD TIER
Spanish
Italian

>GUD TIER
French
Portuguese

>HALF-DECENT TIER
Greek

>SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING TIER
British
German

>IRRELEVANT TIER
Rest

>>376129342
>eating raw pork
This is a bad thing friend

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>>376129601
>he doesn't know about the secret nazi research facilities that turn all Germans into superhumans with immunity to all diseases

>>376129167
>can't these people shoot for shit?
You're talking about a race of people that think guns will just accept any kind of boolet and that adjusting the sights increases the gun's power

I live off pizza and pasta.

>>376129697
hahah, next time you try to reply to me, don't use words like 'socialism'. how bout you tell me an example of a modern country using socialism exclusively, and not ending up with a quality of life so low that the country falls to pieces within 100 years. even though you won't be able to give me that, don't ever fucking reply to me again.

>>376124260
Looks disgusting honestly. Give me some fresh mozz and tomato or some nice port wine or gouda on crackers, not a fucking mouth full of hot gooey fat.

>>376129342
its actually not raw

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>>376129813
You ghouls should get new arguments.
Your usual ones are terrible and have been debunked a trillion of times.
Now they are debunkable with easy to repost, smug comics that aren't even strawmen because they repeat your argument without weakening it in any way.

>>376129601
there is no data to indicate that prevalence rate of toxoplasmosis in Germany is higher than in the rest of Europe.

Maybe we just have less cats though...

>>376129825
>Not liking Mett.
what a pleb

>>376129458
>Everyone loves Putin except Ukraine
*fixd*

>>376126254
>Canned green beans

Literally fucking vomit

>>376129879
I guess that's why there are so many furries in germany

>>376127460
because america has no culture

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>>376129601
>>376129825
You know, I don't live in a third world shithole, so I need not worry about getting that shit.
You see, in Germany it is mandatory for meat to be analyzed for dangerous germs and parasites (unless you buy at a shitskin butcher). It must not be sold after one day and you should consume it within the day (because still, it can spoil when dumbasses leave it lying around). Raw meat from cow and pork is perfectly safe to eat here.
As a matter of fact, I *really* want a Mettbrötchen mit Zwiebeln right now.

>>376125259

how has he not died of food poisoning yet?

>>376124260
I love cheese and all, but that to me looks really gross

>>376129984
>drinking port wine with mozzarella/tomatoes
>eating cheese with crackers
>calls others disgusting

>>376125347
>>376125019

What makes me laugh is how delicate and professional he tries to be with the food deliberately making slow motions like on cooking shows but the actual food is a fucking shambles.

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>>376125179
FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKK
THICCCCCCCCCCERRRR

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>food
>analogy

>>376125061
You're a cook.
You have no intelligence.

>>376124260
that's just too much unless that cheese is super tasteless

>>376126469
>hicks out in italy
>make regular cheese
>purposely rot the cheese and allow insects to lay eggs
>b-but muh tradizione

I love italian sasauge and culatello that have protection in place of a salt barrier or specific molds but this is just beyond

>>376129278
kill yourself

>>376126023
Or you know, eat half and save the rest for later like a normal person.

>>376127636
some people are just stupid and keep making stupid decisions

>>376129165
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare

> Latent toxoplasmosis in adults, though not as harmful as congenital toxoplasmosis, has been associated with psychological effects and lower IQ in some studies.

Makes sense

>>376130225
>>376130060
>https://www.nature.com/articles/srep22551
>20% at 20 years old
>increasing from there
That's quite a lot.

>>376129536
Excess protein just gets flushed out of your system when you take a piss though. It's why your pee always smells weird.

>>376126528
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>>376126568
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>>376126617
>>376126718
>>376126719
what was is?

>>376124260
I don't normally like cheese, but this looks like it would be delicious.