Would you play a videogame set in Peru?

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>>376121459
Sure

el peruANO

Wasn't that basically ico and shadow of the colossus?

>>376121459
If the gameplay was good

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>>376121459

>begin game
>main character is given 100 currency at start
>immediately stolen
>chases Peruvian into internet cafe and loses him.
>sits down and is met by a stranger, who is now your first friendly npc, he gives you 25 currency to purchase an hour of game time
>you sit down at the computer and play the most popular moba
>you are the Peruvian that ruins games now.
>credits roll as you can see your character sit there and die over and over, feverishly typing.
>at the end of the credits 10 years have passed and you are overweight, tan with no arm hair and a flimsy black disgusting half assed mustache (you know the one)
>this is the best ending out of 5
>AAA title, full price with season pass (but never produces any good dlc.)

Tell me that wouldn't be the most immersive game with a twist that you've ever played.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrphGa5qUeE
yes even if it sucks

>>376121459
only if the gane let you eat pigeons like average peruvian

Any good non-strategy Inka/Aztec/other tribe games?

>>376121459
No because I don't like eating pidgeons.

but i already play dota 2

>>376123846
only americans have the peruvian experience though

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>>376123846
This

>>376122429
>>376123503

t. Chilean

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>>376124064
nice

Peru is the only country in South America with interesting places and awesome food

>>376124998
Is that the one where they eat guinea pigs?

>>376124998
>Interesting places
You ONLY know Machu Pichu and you know it. And it's not even that great, you go there and there are a thousand people like you taking pics and shitting at the side of the road (you don't think there are bathrooms there, don't you?)

>>376124998
I like Chile and Pinochet

>>376124998
>awesome food
I was unaware there was a difference in food in any of the "countries" south of the border

LA INCA COLA ES MEXICANA

>>376124998
Pigeons are not food, dumb peruvian.

>>376126074
They all eat tacos and burritos down south.

>>376124998
This

Peru is one of the most visited countries in South America, they have an awesome culture like Incas, of the best cuisine in the world and they are growing a lot.

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÃEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÃAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÃA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÃN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÃS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÃOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÃRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

>>376121459
absolutely not. No. No. No.

>>376127791
why not?

Dota -ar no PE

>oe manda ps

>>376125121
Yes

>>376124998
>Not argentina with asado and women in the top 3 of the world

>>376128073
peru

>>376128161
Peruvian women are better than Argentine """women"""

Perufag here.

Love the country but Lima is shit. If you burgers ever visit us make sure you taste the food, Peruvian Food is absolute God Tier.

>>376128336
I know about ceviche, what other stuff do you have?

>>376128458
Americlap here

I went and in cusco I had guinea pig and an alpaca filet with big ass fried potatoes.

Great meal too. Did a home stay on some island and ate peasant food while trying not to bitch about altitude sickness. Lots of fucking quinoa

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I would play a game set on hitlers gay asshole

Setting doesn't really matter, what matters is what you do with it

>>376128458
Aji de Gallina
Pollo a la Brasa
Lomo Saltado
Ocopa
Tacu Tacu
Papa a la Huancaina
Rocoto Relleno
Ajiaco
Adobo de Chancho
Pachamanca
Escabeche
Comida Chica

And a shitload of more. I could be talking about muy country's cuisine all day long but Im on my phone right now.

>>376122429
>>376123503
>hating on pigeons
best meal I ever had was pidgeon served in michelin star restaurant

Now guinnea pigs on the other hand are pretty shit tier...

>travel to Peru
>cuisine is okay, but kinda bland
>guide tells us they toned down on the spices because the Chinese tourists didn't like it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

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>>376121459
Only if this guy is the main character

>>376125121
all bones and no meat
its really not that great

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>>376130002
I didn't know they were triplets